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First Down Dawgs
by Viola Media
Welcome the home of First Down Dawgs. Each week we will bring you football content and picks that are sure to either win or lose. Follow along with us as we attempt to beat the house and enter the promise land of the gambling elite.
Episodes
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NFL Offseason Week 2 - Why NFL Free Agency Feels Like The Purge
The NFL offseason is officially chaos. This week the Dawgs break down the wild start to NFL free agency, including questionable quarterback moves, massive spending, and why the Geno Smith Jets rumors might be one of the strangest storylines yet. The conversation spirals into franchise tags,...
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NFL Offseason Week 1 - Are We Ready For The Indiana Bears?
This week it’s just Kurt Money and Jonny Parlay holding it down and somehow we covered Epstein files, Chicago Bears geography, and a Jets Super Bowl simulation from DraftKings. It’s peak offseason brain. With nothing but 193 days until Week 1 and zero real football news, we spiral into: 🔊 This...
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NFL Super Bowl Recap: Sam Darnold's Redemption Song
The Super Bowl is over… and we’ve got questions. Who had it worse — Geno Smith, DK Metcalf, or the Minnesota Vikings? Are the Patriots actually the worst team to ever make a Super Bowl? And did anyone at your party actually watch the game… or just their boxes? This week the Dawgs break down: 🔊...
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Super Bowl Weekend: The Super Bowl No One Asked For
In Episode 110 of First Down Dawgs, it’s Super Bowl week and the Dawgs are locked in… and losing their minds. Jonny Parlay, Kurt Money, Trip’s Picks, and Katie Ka$h cover the strangest week in football with all the energy of a Groundhog Day fever dream. 🦡 What’s Gobbler’s Knob and why is it a...
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Super Bowl Preview Week: Boston Sports Fans Still the Worst of the Worst
This week’s episode is a ride... NFL conference championships are here, and the Dawgs are fired up about bad wedding timing, back-from-the-dead quarterbacks, and recovering porn stars getting screen time during games. 🔊 In this one: – Who the hell schedules a wedding on Conference Championship...
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NFL Conference Weekend: Sam Darnold vs. Jarrett Stidham: The Super Bowl Nobody Asked For
This week’s episode is a ride... NFL conference championships are here, and the Dawgs are fired up about bad wedding timing, back-from-the-dead quarterbacks, and recovering porn stars getting screen time during games. 🔊 In this one: – Who the hell schedules a wedding on Conference Championship...
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Divisional Round Weekend: Tomlin OUT! Who’s Next?
The Dawgs are off the rails this week in one of the most unhinged episodes to date. From foot pic empires to Mike Tomlin walking away from the Steelers, nothing is off-limits in this NFL Wildcard Weekend recap. We talk bad coaching, good backup QB jobs, and the dangerous world of trying to get…
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NFL Wildcard Weekend: NFL’s Best Weekend of the Season?
The Dawgs kick off Wild Card Weekend in true unhinged fashion. Katie’s face is on fire (literally), the Steelers are limping into the playoffs, Chase Daniel is officially everyone’s hero, and we learn the true art of laser hair removal. Oh, and there’s still a full playoff slate to break down.…
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NFL Week 18 - Should the NFL Start an Over 40 League?
Week 18 madness is here, and the Dawgs are in full playoff mode — sort of. Steelers fans are losing their minds, DK Metcalf is haunted by a mystery fan, and Tom Brady might actually control the internet. We’re talking trash, making last-minute picks, and trying to survive the flu and fantasy...
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NFL Week 17: The Giants Will Absolutely Screw Up the #1 Pick
Week 17 is pure chaos and somehow this season keeps getting worse. We’re officially in desperation mode as the standings tighten, last place is still wide open, and people are getting beaten by robots, ladies, and basic math. Add in Jets misery, Panthers optimism (for no reason), Steelers–Browns...
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NFL Week 16: How Much Longer Will Joe Burrow Be a Bengal & Not a Jet
This week is unhinged in the best way possible: Catheters, colonoscopies, quarterback conspiracies, and why Michael Jordan might outlive us all (at least in sneaker sales). We go deep on the Bengals’ future, Joe Burrow’s contract drama, and why Jets fans will trade every first-round pick to get...
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NFL Week 15: Your Backup QB’s Favorite Backup QB
It’s December, stress is high, and the Dawgs are unraveling faster than Lamar Jackson in the red zone. This episode starts with holiday panic and ends in full-blown quarterback conspiracy theories. From Guardian Caps to emergency QBs, it’s one of the most unhinged episodes of the season. 🔊 This...
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NFL Week 14: Let’s Not Talk About The AFC North
This week, the Dawgs are barely holding it together as NFL Week 13 delivers another round of broken picks, broken quarterbacks, and broken spirits. We cover everything from Disney viruses and dirty sodas to Vikings futility, Bengals chaos, and whether Aaron Rodgers is morphing into a Home Alone...
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NFL Week 13: Is Jameis Winston More Entertaining Than Daddy Kirk?
It’s our 100th episode, and the Dawgs are unhinged in the best way possible. From conspiracies to quarterback chaos, NFL Week 13 delivered the weird — and we’re here for all of it. We debate if Jameis Winston is the most entertaining QB in the league, if Kirk Cousins deserves the nickname “Daddy...
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NFL Thanksgiving Special: Pass The Leg
It’s our 100th episode and Thanksgiving is in full effect! The Dawgs go full mukbang-mode while breaking down the NFL’s Thanksgiving slate, talking cranberry sauce trauma, sharing wild Turkey Day traditions, and throwing shade at quarterbacks who forgot how to play football. We officially…
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NFL Week 12: Are the Bears for Real?! The Most Confusing 7–3 Team in NFL History
This week, the Dawgs dive into everything from blown NFL picks to high school reunions, donuts, and Dancing With the Stars conspiracy theories. It’s chaos from start to finish as they roast the Jets (again), attempt to make sense of the playoff picture, and uncover the secret lives of football…
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NFL Week 11: We Never Even Got to Use ESPN Bet…
The Dawgs are unhinged this week with ESPN Bet already dead, NFL coaches wildin’, streaming apps out of control, and the Steelers officially broken. It’s betting chaos, football meltdown season, and reunion regrets. 🔊 This episode includes: – RIP ESPN Bet: We hardly knew you – YouTube TV beef +...
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NFL Week 10: We Owe the Seahawks an Apology
This week, the Dawgs spiral into NFL madness, sugar crashes, and existential crises. We admit we were DEAD wrong about the Seahawks and Sam Darnold (we’re sorry), dig into the worst defenses in the league, and break down what’s real, what’s fake, and what’s just a sugar-induced fever dream. 🔊…
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NFL Week 9: Steelers Defense: Missing. Presumed Dead.
What do robot butt wipers, $600 poop-analyzing toilets, paper towel rationing, and the absolute collapse of the Steelers defense have in common? They all make it into this week’s chaotic ride through football, gambling, and life. 🔥 In this episode: – Kurt loses it over the Steelers defense (WHO…
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NFL Week 8: Is Tua the Real Problem in Miami?
🎙 Hosted by Johnny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Katie Ka$h This week’s episode gets real unhinged, and we’re not mad about it. From Dancing With the Stars conspiracy theories to Jets implosions, Flacco throwing Hail Marys at 73, and debating whether Zach Wilson should be kidnapped back to New York —…
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NFL Week 7: Who’s Actually Good in the NFL Right Now?
Katie Ka$h is out this week — so naturally, we’re talking feet pics, NFL frauds, and a Detroit restaurant phone tree breakdown. Chaos reigns. Bread was brought, coaches were fired, and our bets still suck. Welcome to First Down Dawgs. This week’s madness includes: 🏈 NFL Coach Firings – Brian...
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NFL Week 6: Joe is back in Cincy… Flacco Not Burrow!
This week, the Dawgs finally lock in the loser bet and it’s as humiliating as ever: panhandling in your team’s gear. And to make it official, we bring in a special guest to choose the punishment, NFL and Rutgers legend Mohamed Sanu. From his time with the Bengals to his Rutgers roots, Mo joins…
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NFL Week 5: Tyreek Hill's ACL vs. His 25 Children
Another week, another losing ticket. The Dawgs are back and the NFL is on fire... or maybe just broken. This week’s chaos includes: – Tyreek Hill’s brutal knee injury, legal issues, and 10-kid legacy – Is Tua Tagovailoa done targeting Hill for good? – Derrick Henry might be cooked – Daniel Jones...
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NFL Week 4: Jaxson Dart Needs Eli Manning’s Help… For Dinner Reservations
This week’s episode of First Down Dawgs with hosts Jonny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Katie Ka$h is a full-blown NFL meltdown. – Gambling is ruining our lives (but we’re still betting 🫠) – MrBeast NFL takeover – genius or evil? – Tyreek Hill, Derrick Henry, and Daniel Jones drama – Christian…
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NFL Week 3: Who’s Genuinely Happy For Daniel Jones?
This week, Johnny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Trip's Picks are back in the (sweaty) studio with another unhinged NFL breakdown. It’s Week 3, and the football gods are already laughing.📌 This Week’s Highlights:– Is Tyreek Hill done in Miami? Legal drama unfolds– Josh Allen is flopping like he’s in…
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NFL Week 2: The Comeback We All Saw Coming (Buffalo Bills + Katherine)
Welcome to Episode 89 of First Down Dawgs – the only football podcast where smelling salts, Tinder conspiracies, and Tyreek Hill legal drama all exist in the same 45 minutes. 🎙️ This week’s hosts:Johnny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Katie Ka$h (fresh off the plane from Italy 🇮🇹). This Week’s...
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NFL Week 1: What Do Brett Favre, Aaron Rodgers, & Jordan Love Have In Common?
Week 1 is HERE and the chaos is beautiful. Smelling salts, lost remotes, missing co-hosts, drunken Uber rides, and degenerate gambling... just another week with the First Down Dawgs 🐾 In Episode 88, the gang recaps Labor Day misadventures, dives into the latest NFL conspiracy theories, makes…
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NFL Preseason Recap - Killer Trav’s Biggest Catch
Welcome to Episode 87 of First Down Dawgs! In this wild preseason edition, the crew dives headfirst into everything from smelling salts gone wrong to Super Bowl predictions, with plenty of hot takes in between.We break down:🏈 Micah Parsons’ contract drama🔥 Is Taylor Swift really headlining the...
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London’s Calling… For Our Super Bowl
Join Jonny Parlay & Kurt Money as they dive into another week of football banter on 'First Down Dawgs.' This episode, they tackle everything from hair product disasters to controversial Super Bowl hosting proposals in London (gasp!). The hosts recount their grand tally of 86 episodes, walk you...
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George Kittle Retiring Over Smelling Salts Ruling - NFL Preseason Week 1
Welcome back to First Down Dawgs with JK and Kurt—the only sports show that’s equal parts football analysis and Brooklyn sarcasm. This week, the NFL dropped its latest genius idea: banning smelling salts unless players BYO-sniff. George Kittle is already threatening retirement, which is exactly…
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The QB Who’s Only Ever Clapped to Snap
You ever draft a guy who’s never called a snap in his life and think, “Yeah, this is our franchise savior”? Welcome to the NFL in 2025. On this episode of First Down Dogs - your favorite football therapy session with a heavy dose of sarcasm - Kurt, JK, and Katie dive headfirst into the madness of...
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The Tush Push Is Breaking the NFL
Welcome to First Down Dogs - the only show where sarcasm is a sport and football is life (until it’s not, and we’re betting $200 on a random Tuesday baseball parlay instead). This week, JK and Kurt do what Goodell won't: put the Tush Push on trial. Is the play unstoppable, unsportsmanlike, or…
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Is It Time to Break Up With Your NFL Team?
It’s the offseason, which means it’s time to reflect on life’s biggest questions: Do we stay loyal to our terrible football teams, or is it finally time to break up? JK, Katie, and Money sit down to discuss NFL heartbreak, offseason rumors, and whether Katie is officially leaving the Jets for...
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The WORST Super Bowl Ever?
🔴 The 2024 Super Bowl is in the books, and we’re breaking down ALL the biggest moments! From the Eagles’ dominant performance to Patrick Mahomes’ struggles, we cover every angle of Super Bowl LVIII. Plus, we take a deep dive into the controversial halftime show, questionable play calls, and…
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Super Bowl Weekend: Chiefs vs Eagles… Nobody Cares
🏈 SUPER BOWL SHOWDOWN! 🏆 Chiefs vs. Eagles is set, but is anyone actually excited for this matchup? The First Down Dawgs crew is back to break down the big game, make some (probably terrible) betting picks, and go completely off the rails in the process. 🎙️ In this episode: ✅ Super Bowl…
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NFL Honors: Where's Jackson Mahomes?
In this episode of 'First Down Dawgs', hosts Kurt Money$, Katie Ka$h, and Jonny Parlay passionately delve into a wide array of topics surrounding the NFL. From discussing scenarios about a beloved dog named Joey to hilarious takes on gas station experiences, the conversation shifts fluidly. Key...
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NFL Championship Weekend: Joe Biden Pardoned Mark Andrews
In this episode of the 'First Down Dawgs' show, hosts Jonny Parlay and Kurt Money dive into a variety of lighthearted and detailed discussions about football and the playoff season. The episode kicks off with some playful banter about background music, jazz, and former athletes like Bernie...
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NFL Divisional Playoff Weekend: Stop Saquon, Stop The Eagles | "First Down Dawgs" Podcast
In this episode of 'First Down Dawgs,' hosts Jonny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Katie Ka$h dive headfirst into the frenetic energy of the NFL playoffs. They kick off the show with a light-hearted discussion about Canadian tuxedos and last-minute wardrobe choices, before quickly shifting focus to the...
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NFL Wild Card Weekend: I Forgot My Roethlisberger Jersey
In this episode of First Down Dawgs, hosts Jonny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Katie Ka$h dive into the NFL playoff predictions, share betting insights, and engage in lively discussions. From heated opinions on team performances to light-hearted banter about hats and personal quirks, this episode…
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NFL Week 18: Can the Vikings Keep Winning Without Overpaying?
In this episode of First Down Dawg, hosts Jonny Parlay and Kurt Money$ navigate through a plethora of topics, starting with a personal story about attending a Christmas party and dealing with family. They then dive into an animated discussion on NFL football, addressing team performances, betting...
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NFL Week 17: Aaron Rodger's Secret To Mentorship: Darkness & Psychedelics
Get ready for a wild ride through the NFL’s latest drama! In this episode, the Dawgs dive into: - The holiday madness with family traditions and football chaos. - Aaron Rodgers’ enigmatic personality and his potential as a mentor (or not). - Tyreek Hill’s surprising step back and the Dolphins’...
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NFL Week 16: If The Dolphins Win We Can Have Christmas This Year
In the latest episode of First Down Dawgs, we dive into a recent visit to the Army Navy game, exploring the vibrant pre-game festivities and the unfinished structure at Washington Stadium in Landover, Maryland. We then transition into a peculiar discussion about mysterious drones appearing in New...
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NFL Week 15: Five Kids, Four Touchdowns
In this episode of First Down Dawgs, we dive into Tyreek Hill’s unbelievable off-field stats—five newborns, four touchdowns—yes, you read that right! The crew also breaks down last week’s games, discusses NFL conspiracies, and makes their picks for the upcoming week. With heated debates, bold...
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NFL Week 14: Jonny Parlay Refuses To Talk About The Jets
First Down Dawgs: Week 12 NFL Recap, Bets, and MVP Odds In this episode of First Down Dawgs, hosts Jonny Parlay and Kurt Money dive into the latest NFL action, discussing their betting results from last week and predictions for the upcoming games. They reflect on team performances in games such…
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NFL Week 13: It's Spelled T-A-G-O-V-A-I-L-O-A
Our NFL week 13 episode is packed with everything NFL fans love: heated debates, hilarious sideline stories, and in-depth game analysis. The whole crew(Jonny Parlay, Kurt Money, Trip's Picks, and Katie Ka$h) dive into wild weather games, Tua Tagovailoa’s unforgettable plays (and unspellable…
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NFL Thanksgiving Day: We Love Football, Thanksgiving, and All Our Relatives
Join the "First Down Dawgs" crew for our annual lively discussion about Thanksgiving traditions, football teams, and crazy family stories. Jonny Parlay, Kurt Money, Trip's Picks, and Katie Ka$h dive into their favorite Thanksgiving foods, share some hilarious family quirks, and make our football...
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NFL Week 12: Katie & Jonny Parlay Are No Longer Jets Fans
Join Katie Ka$h and Jonny Parlay as they discuss accents, hosting dynamics, and dive into the NFL's past and upcoming games. They review team performances, including the Steelers, Bengals, and Niners, and give their game picks for week 12 of the NFL season involving the Lions, Colts, Eagles…
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NFL Week 11: East Coast Bias
Grab a seat and your phone (because who uses paper anymore?), as Jonny Parlay & Kurt Money take you on a snark-filled journey through the week in the NFL and surprisingly, technology & life. From the chaos of NFL betting (cash-out debates included) to existential crises over gadgets, this episode...
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NFL Week 10: The One With Just Katie Ka$h & Trip's Picks
In this episode of the 'First Down Dawgs' show, hosts Katie and Trip dive into multiple topics. They criticize other show hosts' picks, discuss their weekend experiences, and share their latest football betting strategies. Listen in as they debate about live betting frustrations and the...
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NFL Week 9: When's National Fullback Day?
In this episode of First Down Dawgs, hosts Kurt and JK delve into several engaging topics. They discuss their ongoing debates about the Yankees' management and team structure, analyze betting strategies and rules, and provide updates on their season standings. They explore the impact of live...
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First Down Dawgs currently has 109 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
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Welcome the home of First Down Dawgs. Each week we will bring you football content and picks that are sure to either win or lose. Follow along with us as we attempt to beat the house and enter the promise land of the gambling elite.
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