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First Orders
by First Orders
A podcast where three friends let loose, get a nice hearty buzz going and wax lyrical about subjects that are neither socially relevant or interesting. Clutching to the hope that out of this drunken chaos true enlightenment will prevail, that or at least a couple of decent one-liners.
Episodes
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Episode 7 - Hey Man, Theres A Beverage Here!
In this Episode, our heroes declare their love for the one known as The Dude, Duder or El Duderino if you are not into the whole brevity thing. We drink White Russians and just try and kick back and abide you know? This is a short and sweet podcast to tide y'all over until Sean finally pulls his...
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Episode 6 - Part 1: All Hail the Mighty Bar-Lay
In this episode, our Heroes meet their deadliest foe yet the potent cocktail dubbed "The Hatmanan". With various song renditions, attempted rapping and a lively Q&A session they try to stem the tide of impending drunkenness brought on by the fiendish Hatmanan. Split into two parts as to pace our...
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Episode 5: What the "Politicians" Aren't Telling You
In this episode while waiting to go out Sean and Trystan talk with Fitzee and Molly about favorite Disney films. Sean asks the burning questions that the politicians won't address, Felix gives us serious philosophical answers to half baked questions and we forget to give you our first orders…
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Episode 4 - Mayans Don't Have Nothing On Us (and also Everyone Is Equal In A 69 )
In this episode Trystan, Felix and Sean huddle together around the microphone and wait for this whole apocalypse thing to blow over. They trade stories, anecdotes and shots of wisdom as they wait for their grizzly and untimely deaths. Recorded on 21/12/12 (aka Mayan Apocalypse)...
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Episode 3 - No Homo
In this episode, Sean and Trystan chat to each other about saving the world, gay culture and Kevin Spacey. Prepare your ear pussies, its going to be a bumpy ride. http://archive.org/download/FirstOrdersPodcast.EpisodeThree/3FirstOrdersPodcastSeanTrystan.mp3
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Episode 2 - Give Me That Old Time Podcast Sound
In this episode, we pick up our game by harking back to the good ol' days by drinking Old Fashioned and waxing lyrically about hangover cures. We also find out that both Sean and Trystan want to be Toads and lose a battle against our deadliest foe, the noisy clanking of ice....
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Episode 1 - Rocky Start
In this episode, instead of hitting the ground running we retreat to a safe distance and cradle our beverages in the foetal position. We also conclude that Gin and Coffee tastes a lot like Earl Grey. http://archive.org/download/Episode1-LondonUpYourCoffee/FirstOrdersPodcast.mp3
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
A podcast where three friends let loose, get a nice hearty buzz going and wax lyrical about subjects that are neither socially relevant or interesting. Clutching to the hope that out of this drunken chaos true enlightenment will prevail, that or at least a couple of decent one-liners.
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A podcast where three friends let loose, get a nice hearty buzz going and wax lyrical about subjects that are neither socially relevant or interesting. Clutching to the hope that out of this drunken chaos true enlightenment will prevail, that or at least a couple of decent one-liners.
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