First Thoughts

Did they watch my review???   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

Just your average day in Ireland...   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/  

THIS ANIMAL FARM IS A SERKIS!!1!   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

When is Jackson being released???   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/    

Oh shoot! An A24 film from the writer/director of Dream Scenario starring Zendaya and Robert Pattinson!? Count me in!   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/  

The scariest podcast episode you'll ever listen to!!!   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

Ryan Gosling meets an alien in space - what more do you need??   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

Will Christian Bale ever make a good movie again? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/  

Doms and Subs? Domino's doesn't even sell sub sandwiches! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/ Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/  

Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa (idk, that's how the wrote it in the lyrics) Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/  

Starring Margot Qualley!!1!   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/  

First time? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/  

Good lord...   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/  

RAIMI, HELP US!!!   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/  

Another YouTuber taking a stab at filmmaking - does it go any better this time?   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/  

Jesus Christ, what a movie   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

SOMEONE PLEASE HIRE ME TO WRITE YOUR MOVIES FOR YOU INSTEAD OF THESE IDIOTS   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

Get ready to worship!   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

Left out to dry or left for dead?   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

Old Yeller is a lot darker than I remembered...   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

Ah, Korean nihilism! My favorite! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

Wooh boy! 2025 was a long year with a LOT of movies! For some reason I decided to torture myself by ranking each and every one of them! Enjoy!   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

We're catching up on 12 2025 movies we didn't get to see earlier this year! Which ones are your favorite? To skip ahead, go to a timestamp below: Train Dreams 00:01:34 Jay Kelly 00:31:11 Wake Up Dead Man 00:52:55 The Carpenter's Son 01:11:52 Ella McCay 01:17:32 Freakier Friday 01:21:17 I'm Still Here 01:28:36 Lurker 01:33:13 Nuremberg 01:40:26 September 5 01:50:17 Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 01:59:11 Waltzing with Brando 02:06:30   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

A dude playing a dude, dressed up as another dude! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

Is this a return to form for Bradley Cooper!?   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

It was a little bit of a bait and switch... but I'm not mad!   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

Two for one Safdies!   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

You got buns, hon?   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

Is the new Avatar cool blue or does it go up in flames? I don't know man, you try and come up with these...   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

I'd rather be under house arrest...   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story!   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/  

2 Freddy 2 Furious!   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

Where would you choose to go?   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

Back at it again with the zoo crew!   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

Was it good though? Was it really?

A WHALE of a time?

MILK!!!!!!!

You can run but you can't hide...

She's a KEEPER!!! :D You get it??? KEEPER!?!?!

God, this movie made me want to punch SOMEONE!

Best movie of the ... EVER???

It's all real.

We've never disagreed more!

BRUUUUUUUUUCE!!!

Did we get Stuckmannized???

Why does the color of the phone matter? You guys make everything into something...

I wish I could write a movie and cast Keke Palmer as my love interest...

THE RETURN OF THE KING!

MAKE TRON FUN AGAIN!!!

Channing Tatum's ASS, but this movie isn't!   https://www.aprilyanko.com/