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First Thoughts

by SimonsRants

Film reviews right from the parking lot of the theater!

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Episodes

  1. Digger

    It's the end of the world as we know it! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple:...

  2. Forgotten Island

    DreamWorks, I could never forget you! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple:...

  3. Primetime (2026)

    You know how this looks, right? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475...

  4. Resident Evil (2026)

    Residen Evil is back and better than ever? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple:...

  5. The Uprising (2026)

    Look how they massacred my boy... Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475...

  6. The Weight (2026)

    Did you know this was a movie that came out? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple:...

  7. Onslaught (2026)

    Jared Leto, John Wick and Dr Caligari!?! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple:...

  8. Buddy (2026)

    I hate you, you hate me, we're a hateful family! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple:...

  9. Coyote vs ACME

    From the shelf to the big screen! Was it worth the wait? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple:...

  10. Tony (2026)

    Antonio meet Tony Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok:...

  11. The End of Oak Street

    Jurassic World: Oak Street! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475…

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  12. Ice Cream Man

    Why, Eli Roth? Why? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok:...

  13. One Night Only

    THE PURGE IS ON!!! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok:...

  14. I Want Your Sex

    It's just the title - IT'S JUST THE TITLE! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple:...

  15. Spider-Man: Brand New Day

    9. We've had 9 standalone Spider-Man movies in our lifetime. Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple:...

  16. The Odyssey (2026)

    Everyone's favorite director's take on one of the most famous stories of all time! What could go wrong??? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148...

  17. The Invite (2026)

    Can Olivia Wilde actually direct a good movie??? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple:...

  18. Supergirl (2026)

    More like Superbad, am I right??? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475...

  19. Toy Story 5

    These toys must be powered by energizer... Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple:...

  20. Leviticus (2026)

    IT FOLLOWS IS GAY!!! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok:...

  21. Disclosure Day

    I'm dis clos to smackin' you upside the head! I'm just playing, Spielberg. You know I love you! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple:...

  22. Scary Movie (2026)

    Guess who's back! Back again! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475...

  23. Power Ballad

    Nick Jonas may be the best??? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475...

  24. Backrooms

    Take me back! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok:...

  25. Pressure (2026)

    SAY HIS NAME RIGHT Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok:...

  26. The Mandalorian and Grogu

    Star Wars is BACK! ... Should it be? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple…

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  27. Passenger (2026)

    You only miss the sun when it starts to snow... Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple:...

  28. Obsession (2026)

    TikTok strikes again! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok:...

  29. Mortal Kombat II (2026)

    Did they watch my review??? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475…

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  30. Hokum (2026)

    Just your average day in Ireland... Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple…

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  31. Animal Farm (2026)

    THIS ANIMAL FARM IS A SERKIS!!1! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475...

  32. Michael (2026)

    When is Jackson being released??? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475...

  33. The Drama (2026)

    Oh shoot! An A24 film from the writer/director of Dream Scenario starring Zendaya and Robert Pattinson!? Count me in! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify:...

  34. Undertone

    The scariest podcast episode you'll ever listen to!!! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple:...

  35. Project Hail Mary

    Ryan Gosling meets an alien in space - what more do you need?? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple:...

  36. THE BRIDE!

    Will Christian Bale ever make a good movie again? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple:...

  37. Pillion

    Doms and Subs? Domino's doesn't even sell sub sandwiches! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple:...

  38. Psycho Killer (2026)

    Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa (idk, that's how the wrote it in the lyrics) Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple:...

  39. How to Make a Killing (2026)

    Starring Margot Qualley!!1! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475…

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  40. Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die

    First time? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok:...

  41. "Wuthering Heights" (2026)

    Good lord... Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok:...

  42. Send Help

    RAIMI, HELP US!!! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok:...

  43. Markiplier's IRON LUNG (2026)

    Another YouTuber taking a stab at filmmaking - does it go any better this time? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple:...

  44. The Testament of Ann Lee

    Jesus Christ, what a movie Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok:...

  45. Mercy (2026)

    SOMEONE PLEASE HIRE ME TO WRITE YOUR MOVIES FOR YOU INSTEAD OF THESE IDIOTS Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple:...

  46. 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

    Get ready to worship! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok:...

  47. Dead Man's Wire

    Left out to dry or left for dead? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475...

  48. PRIMATE

    Old Yeller is a lot darker than I remembered... Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple:...

  49. No Other Choice

    Ah, Korean nihilism! My favorite! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475...

  50. Every Movie I Saw in 2025 RANKED

    Wooh boy! 2025 was a long year with a LOT of movies! For some reason I decided to torture myself by ranking each and every one of them! Enjoy! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify:...

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