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Five Things And A Song

by Ahm & Patrick

Each week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song.

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Episodes

  1. Ep 15 - A Nostalgia Field

    Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Ripoffs / Weird Twitter / Deals / Pledge Drives / Apps / A Song

  2. Ep 14 - A Threesome With Snow White

    Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Corporate Slogans / The Motherly Instinct / American Apparel / Places You Love Closing / Flip Flops/ A Song

  3. Ep 13 - The Beard Boat

    Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Pep Talk Songs / Animal People / Volunteering / Beards / Ira Glass on Beginners / A Song

  4. Ep 12 - Boyfriend From America

    Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Online Personas vs. Real Life Personas (Twitter Romance) / Thievery / Valentines Day / Art Jealousy / Super Bowl Blues / A Song

  5. Ep 11 - Life Juices

    Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Wedding Registries / The Devil & Daniel Johnston / Blood Donation / Vegetarianism / LA Comedian Podcasts / A Song

  6. Ep 10 - Titty Slayer

    Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Being late / Chick Lit / Wingmen / Dyso / Meditation / A Song

  7. Ep 09 - Killer Tofu

    Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Kale / Fake British Accents / The Future / John Stamos / Banana Almond Smoothies / A Song

  8. Ep 08 - A Personal 9/11

    Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Lying/ Crafts/ Pubes/ Adult Friendship/ Art Fueled By Tension/ A Song

  9. Ep 07 - Wearing Paunts

    Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Juicing / Name Association / Colds / "Aunt" / Shitty Movies / A Song

  10. Ep 06 - Desperately Trying Not To Vomit

    Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Faking Orgasms / XMAS Gifts for Parents / Puking / Aspirations / Phone Conversations / A Song

  11. Ep 05 - Mom's Basement

    Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song.This week: Starbucks Baristas / Mixtapes / Moving Back in with Parents / Clothing Swaps / Best Christmas / A Song

  12. Ep 04 - Long Underwear Up in the Club

    Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song.This week: Mucinex People / Food Delivery Apps / Amazon Delivery Drones / Hats / Death of Paul Walker / A Song

  13. Ep 03 - Adult Weirdo Night

    Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This Week: Shopping Addiction / Urinals / Roller Rinks / Marriage vs. Singleness / Cargo Shorts / A Song

  14. Ep 02 - What Have You Done to Yourself?

    Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Crossfit / Weight Loss / Nerdist Kids in the Hall / Tinder / Birthdays / A Song

  15. Ep 01 - A Lot of Selfies for a Boy

    Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song. This week: Salsa Dancing / What if real life were exactly like facebook? / Condoms / Better Than Something / Keys / A song

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Each week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song.

HOSTED BY

Ahm & Patrick

CATEGORIES

comedy

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Five Things And A Song have?

Five Things And A Song currently has 15 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is Five Things And A Song about?

Each week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song.

How often does Five Things And A Song release new episodes?

Five Things And A Song has 15 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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Who hosts Five Things And A Song?

Five Things And A Song is created and hosted by Ahm & Patrick.
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