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Fix Your F*@#ing Face
by Mark and Sean
A diatribe about the craziness of our world, humans and their stupidity, sports, music, beer, and the occasional story. Journey with Sean and Mark as they delve deep into the things they love, and hopefully you love as well, but honestly we really don’t care. You may laugh at us or you may hate us but either way enjoy the show. Take a listen and criticize as you wish but don’t forget to Fix Your Fucking Face!
Episodes
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Two Thumbs Up...Old School Movie Review
What movies do you give two thumbs up that most wouldn't? We dive into the movies we can rewatch over and over and quote repeatedly that others may find stupid. We decided to see what rotten tomatoes rated our movies and bring in some pretty harsh critiques (they are hysterical so you won't want…
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Fantasy Football in June?
Fantasy football already? Well yes, we are dumb enough to play in a dynasty league (it is a 24/7 process) and it consumes our life. In this episode we discuss what dynasty means, why it is insane, and the idiots that play it. We were lucky enough to interview one of our league mates and the...
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Bless Her Soul (Sean and Mark Do Portland)
Buckle up because we decided to take a trip to Portland, OR and do some damage (to our liver, lives, the city, or just all the above). We are coming at you with clips from all the breweries we went to (some we remember and some we don't). We try to recap for you what is happening and some of the...
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You've Got Mail (The OG Tech Episode)
We are bringing it back to the original tech/social media we grew up with. Come laugh with us as we break down AIM, MySpace, the illegal downloading music apps, and you've got mail (why mom). We have some stories you won't want to miss and a few shout outs. Plus we always have our beer of the day...
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Super Bowl Schmooperbowl
What did we just watch? Well we decided to dive into another uneventful and boring Tom Brady super bowl win. We analyze the game and discuss what a fitting end to a terrible COVID NFL season it was. Get ready to hear about how we got sick at halftime (thanks The Weeknd), the super bowl…
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What are you? An Idiot Sandwich...
We get serious about food, food shows, and why we love it in general. Sean clearly needs some cooking lessons and Mark gives it to him. We discuss the fancy cooking equipment Sean buys, but some old nostalgic equipment pops up as well. Our favorite cooking/food shows are discussed from Chopped to...
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Drink, Drank, Drunk: The Beer Episode
Seany comes to visit and the golden beer fridge takes a hit. We drink far more beer than a normal human should and it is obvious as the episode gets rolling. We chose our favorite beers of the weekend (out of 50ish) and discuss the madness that is our alcoholism. We hope that you will crack a…
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Sports Fandom
It has been way way too long and we are sorry. However, Seany came all the way too CO to see Mark and they get a little crazy during the Fandom episode. We dive into what makes a true sports fan and what doesn't. You also get to experience Mark and his intense fandom as the 49er's and Braves are...
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Hooked on Phonics Worked for Us!
We are back and we missed you! Our international flair is increasing with new listeners from Switzerland, Australia, and Canada (thanks Pat). This episode we talk about Mark's mom's crazy July 4th story, Seany's bday, COVID updates, and Mark's back to school insanity. We also have a little fun…
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Summer Summer Summertime!
It’s summertime baby! We dive into our love of summer, Sean’s manscaping, the hot dog eating contest, and the #1 summer songs from the 90’s, 2000’s, and 2010’s. So sing along and be ready to create your new playlist of all of your old summertime jams. Oh and don’t forget the beer of the day....
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Throwback to the 90’s!
It’s nostalgia time! We thought it was time to reminisce about all the amazing shit that occurred in the 90’s since we were just hitting our stride as teenagers. Hopefully this makes some of you feel like you’re back in the greatest era ever. Plus you can’t miss Saved by the Bell trivia with Mark...
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Mark Gets Roasted
It’s been a while but we decided to have our first interview. Mark’s best friend/best man Pat decided to join Sean in roasting Mark. You aren’t going to want to miss these stories that ruin Mark or so they think because he doesn’t really care. We also give the class of 2020 some words of wisdom…
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Sports are back (kind of)...Thanks NFL!
Sports are back! The NFL draft gave us something to enjoy for a few days but the corona virus is still making us crazy. Mark almost dies and Sean can’t read but that is just a normal day. Sit back grab a beer and enjoy episode 5 of Fix Your Fucking Face!
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Tiger King...WTF?
Sean and Mark wish you all a happy Corona Easter with our new intro song, the issue with haircuts during the quarantine, a Tiger King analysis (after Mark finally watched it), a new Joe Exotic hit song made by Sean (you don't want to miss that), our top 5 movies containing rednecks and/or tigers,...
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The Bullshit is Real
Sean and Mark discuss what’s keeping us busy (puzzles and the Sopranos), NCAA tournament simulations (nerds), our guilty music pleasures that led us to our top 5 female vocalists argument, our new segment “I’m an Idiot”, and of course our beer of the day. Come join us for the ride and we hope to...
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Coronavirus 2.0
We explain our podcast title and our backstory, but who really cares. We dive into some more Coronavirus mayhem including Sean’s rap you won’t want to miss and Mark’s life in Groundhog Day hell. We share our beers of the day with an ode to the legend Mr. Kenny Rogers (RIP).
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Coronavirus 1.0
We dive into the misery that is being quarantined, why Sean may have the Coronavirus, Homeschooling, NFL Free Agency/Why Tom Brady sucks, March Sadness, and our beer of the week!
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
A diatribe about the craziness of our world, humans and their stupidity, sports, music, beer, and the occasional story. Journey with Sean and Mark as they delve deep into the things they love, and hopefully you love as well, but honestly we really don’t care. You may laugh at us or you may hate us but either way enjoy the show. Take a listen and criticize as you wish but don’t forget to Fix Your Fucking Face!
HOSTED BY
Mark and Sean
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Fix Your F*@#ing Face currently has 17 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
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A diatribe about the craziness of our world, humans and their stupidity, sports, music, beer, and the occasional story. Journey with Sean and Mark as they delve deep into the things they love, and hopefully you love as well, but honestly we really don’t care. You may laugh at us or you may hate us...
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Fix Your F*@#ing Face is created and hosted by Mark and Sean.
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