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Flat as a Fart Podcast

Griff & Si have a low opinion of themselves and their outlook on life in general. Why this is written in third person, I don't know. We are two pals that go back to early teenage years, with middle-age on the horizon. If you, the prospective listener, have an interest in listening to two men, try and pod their way through an unplanned show, then we're the pod for you! You can support us by simply.... well listening for a start. We're not asking for money. We're not that type of greedy pod, yet. We're just desperate, that's all. No, sod it - we're honest. We need, I stress, need listeners. And we will not sell ourselves out at this time.Flat as a Fart is the middle ground descriptive way of how we...just are. We only hope you find it endearing. The Argos catalogue of podcasts - summit' for everyone. Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acas

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  1. 14

    A Terrible Ep

    We haven't podded for 7 months and it really did sound like we hadn't podded for 7 months. Absolutely no energy or enthusiasm but we got through and we may reflect back and say we enjoyed it. A couple of non-topics discussed but we just hope it provided some entertainment in your much happier and fulfilled lives that that of ours. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  2. 13

    FaaFers back for a 2025 update on life.

    Yet another hiatus in our brief existence of podding. Alex joins us to get through an hour of FaaFing about. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  3. 12

    Flat as ever

    A fairly short episode bemoaning the harsh reality of unforgiving employers, the dream of working at Center Parcs and some ghostly shit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  4. 11

    The Harry and Marv of Podcasts - the pod bandits.

    A bonus Christmas ep. A bonus for who? Mostly talk about Home Alone.Sorry for the shit audio quality from one of us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  5. 10

    Flat as a Farter Christmas

    Ho, ho, ho! I mean, how, how, how, do we still get away with podding? Join us + regular guest, Jim, as we talk about our favourite Christmas traditions. Everything from what we like to eat &amp; drink, to British sitcom Christmas specials to the weird niche things we get up to. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  6. 9

    Halloween - playing a horror themed board game.

    When Si decided we should play 'Atmosfear' board game, we thought, what the hell could go wrong? We knew exactly what could go wrong and it went as well as expected. Listen to us try and pod our way through playing an interactive parlour game on a sodding podcast. Will we ever learn? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  7. 8

    Scraping the barrel and a BBQ story you will not want to miss

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  8. 7

    Bland roast dinners, fake riddles and the Italians

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  9. 6

    The return of Jim and cancel worthy stories

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  10. 5

    Riddles, prank calls and struggling to pod

    alex is back Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  11. 4

    Alex and Argos

    Literally no point in updating this - just listen in and tell us if we're indeed not worth listening to. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  12. 3

    Unsuccessful social lives, road rage and podding

    3 sad gits again Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  13. 2

    Shit overseas employers, chef bust-ups & perverted ghosts

    Worth putting something in this bit - we have a guest on this week who steals the show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  14. 1

    Grumpy old men

    This is not worth filling out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  15. 0

    The difficult second episode - living up to our name

    Honestly, this bit is a waste of your time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  16. -1

    The Pilot ep - brainstorming the pod

    Can we be the first to congratulate you on discovering this pod. It takes quite a skill to come across this very unpopular and almost off-grid pod. So, well done.Hopefully our casual and unplanned conversation will serve you well, as we get to grips with starting a new podventure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Griff & Si have a low opinion of themselves and their outlook on life in general. Why this is written in third person, I don't know. We are two pals that go back to early teenage years, with middle-age on the horizon. If you, the prospective listener, have an interest in listening to two men, try and pod their way through an unplanned show, then we're the pod for you! You can support us by simply.... well listening for a start. We're not asking for money. We're not that type of greedy pod, yet. We're just desperate, that's all. No, sod it - we're honest. We need, I stress, need listeners. And we will not sell ourselves out at this time.Flat as a Fart is the middle ground descriptive way of how we...just are. We only hope you find it endearing. The Argos catalogue of podcasts - summit' for everyone. Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acas

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Griff & Si have a low opinion of themselves and their outlook on life in general. Why this is written in third person, I don't know. We are two pals that go back to early teenage years, with middle-age on the horizon. If you, the prospective listener, have an interest in listening to two men, try...

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