Florida Sucks

Episodes

1. 11

   Florida Sucks Ep. 11, "Minority Report 2: Report the Minorities"

   Premature permission to open bars, Pasco pre-crime, punkass politicians punting COVID proposals, and proof perfidious POTUS prevaricates? Join us this week as we discuss all this and more! As a little bonus, we also check in with our favorite archbishop of bleach and his large son!

   Sep 15, 2020

   57m
2. 10

   Florida Sucks Ep. 10, "Debbie's Pride and DeJoy"

   Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL 23rd District) makes a pointless stand as Postmaster General Louis DeJoy pointlessly blocks her from entering post office facilities. We also talk about the killing of the suspected Portland shooter Michael Reinoehl by federal and local authorities, as well as Kim...

   Sep 10, 2020

   51m
3. 9

   Florida Sucks Ep. 9, "Blood in the Boat, Blood in the Streets"

   We did it, we finally did it!! We bagged us a big boy gator on our long awaited trip. We offer a rare glimpse into our personal lives for the purpose of gloating and flexing our Florida boy bona fides. We also talk about the Kenosha, WI shooting of Jacob Blake and the subsequent killing of 2 BLM...

   Sep 2, 2020

   58m
4. 8

   Florida Sucks Ep. 8. "Tom Clancy's Back to School"

   Today we're talking Qanon, we're talking school re-openings during COVID, and how the Sheriff of Marion County banned mask wearing so he can show off his mustache. We really tried keeping it short this week, but failed miserably. Anyway, see ya after the gator trip!

   Aug 24, 2020

   56m
5. 7

   Florida Sucks Ep. 7, "The Fast and The Senile"

   This week we talk about the massive explosion in Beirut, the Governor/Senator cat-fight over the failure of FL's unemployment system, and some cult that lives down the street from Matt. Plus, the President gets cornered LIKE A DOG by a member of the lyin' fake news media during an interview....

   Aug 18, 2020

   1h 19m
6. 6

   Florida Sucks Ep. 6, "A Tale of Two Funerals"

   Demon semen and surprising sperm on this week's episode of Florida Sucks. We give gas station pizza mogul (and long-time friend of the pod) Herman McCain a fitting send off, revel in the posterior pain of Sheriff Robert Gualtieri, and much more! Bonus: Everyone who listens to this episode gets a...

   Aug 8, 2020

   1h 06m
7. 5

   Florida Sucks Ep. 5, "Rays of Hope"

   Goof'em-ups and laughter abound as we cover a lot of ground in this weeks very loose stream of consciousness episode. From the Tampa Bay Ray's taking a strong stance against injustice, to a billionaire internet troll applauding a US-backed coup, to the RNC in Jacksonville being cancelled. Of...

   Jul 28, 2020

   56m
8. 4

   Florida Sucks Ep. 4, "Fascism? I Hardly Know Him!"

   This week we jump into the national conversation to talk about the US secret police in Portland and the presidential election, and why these developments should make the left think twice about confiscatory gun policies, as we try to pin down exactly what fascism is anyway. Also, the gang swipes...

   Jul 23, 2020

   1h 04m
9. 3

   Florida Sucks Ep. 3, "The Carousel of Progress"

   There’s a great big, beautiful tomorrow shining at the end of every day!! Just kidding, everything is horrible and getting worse as we outline in this 3rd episode of Florida Sucks. From our record-breaking viral outbreak, to a potential record-breaking heatwave, to a family of Floridian grifters...

   Jul 16, 2020

   53m
10. 2

    Florida Sucks Ep. 2, "The Heart of Darkness"

    Join us as we check in with the Grim Reaper, get an update on everyone’s favorite contagion, take a terrifying journey to the heart of “America’s Friendliest Hometown”, discuss how to pronounce a name correctly, and forget what we were going to say. What?

    Jul 8, 2020

    56m
11. 1

    Florida Sucks Ep. 1, "The Magic Kingdom"

    Our first episode ever! Join us as we talk about #NestorGaetz, Tampa Police Chief Brian Dugan, Florida COVID controversy, and the “Magic” bird man trapped by his horse-girl neighbor. You’re going to love it. You will, we promise. YOU WILL LIKE IT. #DumpDugan Petition:...

    Jul 5, 2020

    48m