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FMKlit Pod
by FMKlit Pod
Neil and Claire read straight and LGBTQ+ Romance and Erotic Novels and then we play F**K, Marry, Kill with the characters. It is sexy and silly fun! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @FMKLitPodYou can also support our podcast and find all kinds of need extras on our Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod
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154. Horse Girls!
Love is majestic, beautiful, and there's usually a lot of riding involved, which is why today we're doing Horse Girls! For this race-winning episode we read "The Distance to Derby Day: A Bluegrass Romance" by Janice Bayne, and "The Big Book Of Lesbian Horse Stories" by Alisa Surkis and Monica...
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153. Sibling's Best Friend!
They say the love of your life becomes your best friend, but what if you've already got one of those? Why you date their sibling, of course! Which is why today we're doing Sibling's Best Friend! For this episode we read "Walk on the Wilder Side (Wilder Adventures Book 2)" by Serena Bell and "A...
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Quickie: Movie Review - Vertical Drama!
Neil and Claire are on their own today, which means they get up to no good. For this unedited episode, we decide to dip our toes into Vertical Drama. Obviously our hosts need more supervision. Today we watch "My Sister Stole the Knight I Loved for 10 Years, So I Married a Dragon Who Treated Me…
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152. YouTubers!
Experiencing a good romance can be a lot like social media content: it's aspirational, it's public, and some people are overly concerned about engagement. Which is why today we're doing YouTubers! For this clickbait episode, we read "Chick Magnet" by Emma Barry and "Chef's Kiss: A Novel" by TJ...
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151. Paris!
Not many people know this, but love and romance were invented in Paris in 1782 by an enterprising young woman named Marie Amour. To celebrate all her accomplishments, today we're doing Paris! For this very chic episode we read "The Chocolate Thief (Amour et Chocolat Book 1)" by Laura Florand, and...
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150. Earthquakes!
Love can move mountains, which means it can also move some tectonic plates! Which is why today we're doing Earthquakes! Today we read "Quake" by Tracey Alvarez and "Earthquake Ethan (Forces of Nature Book 3)" by R. L. Merrill. Our shaken hosts discuss villainous drama teachers, how sexy parkour…
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149. Sex Workers!
There's a reason why sex is the oldest profession, and we here at FMKlit are all for it! Which is why today we're doing Sex Workers! Today we read "Raven's Return: A SciFi Alien Romance (Icehome Book 12)" by Ruby Dixon, and "You, Me, U.S." by Brigitte Buatista. Our lap dancing hosts discuss furry...
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148. Clowns!
Some people want love to be a laugh a minute. Others want it to be malleable like a balloon. And others think love is a monster lying in wait in a sewer to devour them. And we're celebrating all of those today with Clowns! For this circus of an episode we read "Clause, Clown & Ferret" by Meghan...
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Quickie! Another Roll of the Dice Movie Review!
Claire and Neil are left home alone, so they're back to reviewing a movie based on the roll of a die! From a list of six potentially amazing or terrible movies, we roll the die and watch the 2024 film "Finding Dr Love".....or "Love by Request," depending on which poster you look at. Our hosts…
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147. Raising Siblings!
Wanting kids goes hand in hand with love for so many people, and sometimes you get that a little early...when your parents die and you have to raise your younger siblings (why does this happen so much in romance?!). Which is why today we're doing Raising Siblings! Toady we read "Out of the Ashes"...
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146. Blind Dates!
Despite the countless spoilers we've give over the years, we still like a little surprise here and there. Which is why today we're doing Blind Dates! For this episode we are setting you up with "Blind Date with a Book Boyfriend" by Lucy Eden and "Blind Date" by Christine L'Amour. Our hosts…
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145. San Antonio!
If you're anything like us, you like your love big, hot, and featuring a river walk. Which is why today we're doing San Antonio! For this slice of the southwest we read "Out of Time (Texas Ranger Justice)" by Shirlee McCoy and "Mr. January (Calendar Men Book 1)" by Bailey Bradford. Our hosts...
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144. Marriages of Convience
Love is great with all of those intangibles like passion and romance, but it's even better when you can get something out of it! Which is why today we're doing Marriages of Convenience! For this advantageous episode we read "Head Over Wheels (Happy in Honey Hill Book 2)" by B. R. Goodwin and...
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143. Personal Assistants!
It's our 8 year anniversary and we have quite the treat for you, dear listener! We're putting the 'dick' in 'dictation' and the 'ass' in 'assistant' because today we're doing Personal Assistants! On this not safe for work episode, we read "Lead: A Stage Dive Novel (Stage Dive Series Book 3)" by...
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142. Manga!
When it comes to love, sometimes words just aren't enough. And that's why today we're doing Manga!! For this artistic episode we read "Insomniacs After School, Vol. 1" by Makoto Ojiro and "Futari Escape Vol. 1" by Shouichi Taguchi. Our hosts discuss chocolate fountains, high school drama, and…
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Heated Rivalry Review!
Being as timely as always, FMKlit is reviewing the first episode of "Heated Rivalry"! Do the pretty hockey boys heat it up for us on the ice? Do our predictions for what's going to happen come true? Are we gonna binge the rest of the season as soon as we're done recording? Support us on Patreon!...
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141. Antique Shops!
At FMKlit, we believe that love is both timeless, and can have a price tag put on it, which is why today we're doing Antique Shops! For this irreplaceable episode we read "Penny's Antique Shop of Memories and Treasures: A feelgood, heartwarming romance for lovers of happy endings" by Helena...
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140. Merry Chuckfest Tinglemas!
As a special holiday treat, we're bringing you Tinglefest! A celebration of the one and only Chuck Tingle! Our hosts (plus extra special guest Christine) picked Chuck Tingle books for each other to read, Secret Santa Style, and celebrate Chuckmas. For this festive episode, our hosts discuss…
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139. The Multiverse!
Sure there's love that can span a lifetime or the globe, but is love strong enough to cross the Multiverse?! We at FMKlit are determined to find out! Today we read "Time Loops & Meet Cutes: A Novel" by Jackie Lau and "Cosmic Love at the Multiverse Hair Salon" by Annie Mare. Our omnipresent hosts...
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138. Pilots!
Love can take us to new heights, but there's usually some turbulence along the way. We'll get you to clear skies, listeners, because today we're doing Pilots! For this mile-high episode, we read "Playboy Pilot (A Series of Standalone Novels Book 5)" by Penelope Ward & Vi Keeland, and "Virgin…
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137. Motorcycle Clubs!
Do you like to feel something powerful between your legs? Maybe you like a bit of leather. Or maybe some danger? We've got it all for you because today we're doing Motorcycle Clubs! We rev into this episode with "Tame Me: A Motorcycle Club Romance (Blood Brothers MC Series Book 1)" by J. A.…
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Quickie! Roll of the Dice Movie Review!
Christine is out today, so our other hosts are stumbling through this Quickie on their own! We're back to reviewing a movie based on the roll of a die! We have a list of seven romantic comedies and let chance tell us which one to watch! For this "Roll of the Dice" movie review, we watch the 2013...
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136. Theme Parks!
Love is like a roller coaster: it has its ups, it has its downs, and things get a little dicey if you eat too much funnel cake before getting things going. And that's why today we're doing Theme Parks! For this exciting episode we read "Roller Coaster Romance: A Sweet Romantic Comedy" by Kate...
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135. Marketers!
It would be great to know exactly what you're getting when it comes to love, which is why today we're doing Marketers! For this pitchable episode, we read "Lavash at First Sight" by Taleen Voskuni and "Marketing Beef: A Gay Romantic Comedy (Marketing Beef Series Book 1)" by Rick Bettencourt. Our...
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134. Imposters: A Man Pretending To Be His Own Twin (Who Actually Does Exist)!
They say a little mystery spices up a relationship. Well we like a whole hell of a lot of spice so today we're doing Imposters! This time we read "Stealing Her (Covet Book 1)" by Rachel Van Dyken and "The Problem With Perfect: A totally feelgood, fake-fake boyfriend queer romcom that will make…
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133. Murder Mysteries!
It was Cupid, in the bookstore, with his arrows of love! We here at FMKlit love following the clues, which is why today we're doing Murder Mysteries! For this suspicious episode we read "Inn for Murder: Cozy Romance Mystery (A Wildflower Inn Mystery Book 1)" by Harper Lin and "A Curious Woman:...
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132. Amnesia!
Who are you? And for that matter, who am I? If you love unanswered questions, then you're in luck because today we're doing Amnesia! On this memorable episode we read "Tempting the Bride (The Fitzhugh Trilogy Book 3)" by Sherry Thomas and "Whiteout (Seasons of Love Book 1)" by Elyse Springer. Our...
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131. Park Rangers!
It's said that love is a journey. We here at FMKlit say it's more like a trail in the woods. And that's why today we're doing Park Rangers!! (Calm down, Christine). For this eco-conscious episode we read "Happy Trail: A Trapped Together Forced Proximity Romance (Park Ranger Book 1)" by Daisy...
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130. Road Trips!
Love may be a little hard to plan, but it certainly goes better with the right playlist and snacks. Which is why today we're doing Road Trips! For this cross-country episode, we read "Miles and Miles of You (The Harts Book 1)" by Jennifer Bonds and "How to Repair a Mechanical Heart (Mechanical...
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129. Books Written by AI!
The future's looking pretty bleak these days. We at FMKlit are preparing for our robot overlords by reading Books Written By AI! For this generated episode we read "The Forgotten Song: The Masterpiece written by AI and Zoki" by Zoran Rogic, and "Love Unscripted: A Novel Written Entirely by AI" by...
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128. Talk Show Hosts!
Is your love life worth talking about? Are you ok being put on the spot? Then you're in luck because today we're doing Talk Show Hosts! For this episode we read "Talking About Sex..." by Vicki Lewis Thompson and "Through the Roof" by Natasha West. Our chatty hosts discuss sex candles, masculine...
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127. Cats!
Sometimes love toys with your heart. Sometimes it make you purr. And sometimes it a big furry loaf....huh? But that's why today we're doing cats!!! For this purrrrrfect episode, we read "Coffee and Crushes at the Cat Café: A Furrever Friends Sweet Romance" by Kris Bock and "Love & Snowball…
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126. Philly!
They say that sometimes love is warm like a nice, soft pretzel. Sometimes love is exciting and bright like the first wuhdrr ice of the summer. And sometimes love is greasy and full of meat like a good hoagie. And that's why today we're doing Philly! For our celebration of the City of Brotherly…
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125. Governesses!
Do you need to learn about love? Need some instruction in intercourse? Well we've got you covered because today we're doing Governesses! On this educational episode, we read "Mr. Gardiner and the Governess: A Regency Romance (Clairvoir Castle Romances Book 1)" by Sally Britton and "Trouble: A...
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124. FBI Agents!
Are you smuggling love? Do you have a complicated network of criminals selling sexiness? Are those counterfeit kisses? Well you're in trouble because today we're doing FBI Agents! For this federally-funded episode we read "A Lot Like Love (FBI/US Attorney Book 2)" by Julie James and "Meridian...
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123. Basketball!
Do you enjoy handling balls? Having a crowd? And quite a bit of dribbling? Then this episode is for you because today we're doing Basketball! For this 3-pointer of an episode, we read "His Best Shot: The L.A. Stars Series, Book 1" by J. Nichole and "Love and Sportsball: Atlanta Cannons, Book 1"…
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122. Podcasters!
We can hardly believe it, listeners, but it's been seven years since we started this silly little podcast. And we've decided to celebrate ourselves, which is why today we're doing Podcasters! For this binge-worthy episode, we read "Knot My Type (All Access Series Book 1)" by Evie Mitchell and…
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121. Tentacle Monsters
New year, same ridiculousness. That's right, listeners, we are back on our shit with Tentacle Monsters!! We'd gotten a little too highfalutin and wanted to get back to our roots. So today we read "Tentacle Entanglement: A smutty fantasy romance" by Siggy Shade and "Tentacles and Teeth: A…
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120. Happy Holidays!
If a blizzard of romcoms every year have taught us anything, it's that the holidays are RIFE with romantic potential, and that's why today we're doing the holidays! For this festive episode, we read "A Mistletoe Affair (Wintersage Weddings Book 2)" by Farrah Rochon and "Mistletoe & Mishigas...
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Movie Review: Our Little Secret
A veritable blizzards of holiday romcoms come out every year, and among them this year was "Our Little Secret," starring one miss Lindsay Loahn. And today we're gonna talk about it! Does this movie sugar our cookies? Is it a big lump of coal? Our hosts do the hard work of watching a movie and...
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119. Great British Bake-Off!
Whether your love life is a layered as a mille-feuille, your relationship is as finicky as a croquembouche, or dating has left you with a soggy bottom, we can all agree that nothing lifts the spirits like the Great British Bake-Off! And that's exactly why we're doing it today! For this sweet and...
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118. San Francisco!
Love may be as warm as soup in a bread bowl, as twisting as Lombard street, or as spontaneous as two strangers hooking up in the bathroom at The Cafe. And that's why today we're doing San Francisco! For this episode, we read "Sullivan's Woman" by Nora Roberts and "Owning Regina: Diary of my...
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117. Astrology Signs!
Are you looking for someone with the nurturing love of a Virgo? The sizzling sex appeal of a Scorpio? The Aquarius' ability to carry a pot of water? No matter what you're looking for, you'll find it in the stars and that's why today we're doing Zodiac Signs! In this celestial episode...
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116: Cupids!
The Ancient Greeks believed that a tiny little winged god flew around, shooting people with arrows and making them fall in love. The Ancient Greeks also believed love was a form of madness, so there we are. But that's why today we're doing Cupids! Today we read "A Little Bit Cupid (Entangled...
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UPDATE! We Are All Broken!
Life has reared her ugly head and given us all the business! We're late on getting an episode up, but this is a little update about what to expect as well as some info about a little surprise on our Patreon! So check it out! Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod
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115. Celebrity Authors!
Love can make anyone feel like a star, but some people actually are. Which is why today we're doing Celebrity Authors!! For this famous episode we read "This Bird Has Flown: A Novel" by Susana Hoffs, and "Girls Like Girls" by Hayley Kiyoko. Our very unfamous hosts discuss the difficulties of…
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114. Coffee Shops!
Love is like a cup of coffee: hot, stimulating, fragrant, makes you have to poop. Which is why today we're doing Coffee Shops! Today we read "Coffee, Tea or Me" by Rich Amooi and "Legends & Lattes: A Novel of High Fantasy and Low Stakes" by Travis Baldree. On this pipin' hot episode, our hosts...
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113. Designers!
Do you like your romance to be traditional? Ready to wear? Maybe a little avant garde? Well whatever your taste, we've got you covered because today we're doing fashion designers! We read "Lavish Loving (The Drakes of California Book 9)" by Zuri Day and "The Life Revamp: An LGBTQ Romcom (The Love...
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112. Baseballers!
Have you been striking out in love? Are you looking for a real home run? Well we've got you covered because today we're doing Baseballers! For this home game episode we read "Work Me Up (Riggs Brothers Book 3)" by Julie Kriss and "Force Play" by Elle Brownlee. Our hosts act as umps and discuss…
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A Very Special Episode: Interview with Laura Castoro!
We have a very special episode today, listeners! We are interviewing writer and writing teacher Laura Castoro! She's been in the biz for some time and talks with us about how to get creative with tropes, how the industry has changed over the years, and her upcoming workshop at Gemini Ink about…
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Neil and Claire read straight and LGBTQ+ Romance and Erotic Novels and then we play F**K, Marry, Kill with the characters. It is sexy and silly fun! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @FMKLitPodYou can also support our podcast and find all kinds of need extras on our Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod
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