Episodes
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We Always Land on Our Feet
It's the final episode of our beautiful, crazy, wild podcast!! We appreciate all the years of listening, learning, and hearing from all of you!!
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Misty
Kelly and Lillian discuss the departure of a NYC millennial restaurant, and the changing tide of CULTURE
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The Interview
After a long break, Kelly and Lillian interview each other to get reacquainted
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**HALLOWEEN VAULT** One Cup Ant Poison
Another 2018 spooky gem, Kelly and Lillian present a food-related murder!
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**HALLOWEEN VAULT**Have an Affair, Learn the Guitar
Straight from 2018, it's our spooky food and cults episode!
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HALLOWEEN WEEK FROM THE VAULT!
It's a spooky throwback! Listen to our very first horror stories episode from way back in 2018!
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Marked Safe from Roofies
A celebrity food quiz game from the FOH team you know and love! (Kelly has been in Europe so he's an ep we recorded before she left us!)
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Living the Dream
Kelly and Lillian discuss an article by Eyal Press about tip credit/tipped wage policies and the power of the NRA (restaurant one)
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Abuse of Power
Kelly and Lillian discuss the Thomas Keller "incident"
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Irish Hotep
Kelly and Lillian review the history of baseball game food
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Primate Scientist Woman
Kelly and Lillian read their favorite NYT Cooking recipe notes
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Dense Bean Salad
Kelly and Lillian discuss an academic paper detailing the rise of takeout and delivery and the ties to technological innovation
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Anti-Woman Podcast
On the anniversary of the Dust Bowl, Kelly and Lillian prepare for our beautiful future with some foodways from our past....and future??
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FROM THE VAULT: COVID ANNIVERSARY CLIP SHOW
You didn't ask for it, you don't want it, but here's our famed one year anniversary COVID show! We (thank you Ted) pieced together our show's timeline of NYC restaurant life during 2020, from jokes to tears and back again!
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Stupid Gin
Kelly and Lillian put tariffs on the country's worst products
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Your Only Friend
Kelly and Lillian discuss "ripped from the headlines" stories, covering the Shirley Temple King, recent ICE raids in NYC, and food horror
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Southern Girls
Kelly and Lillian hate on a piece about delivery apps
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Working Alcoholic
Lillian and Kelly discuss the Ins and Outs for 2025
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Inshallah They Lose Him
Kelly and Lillian discuss the latest beer trend
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God Should Have Said No
Kelly and Lillian discuss art gallery "restaurants" and their cousin predecessor, the department store tea room
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FOH: HORROR STORIES
For the (??) year in a row we bring you YOUR horror stories from the service front lines...turn off the lights if you dare!!
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Lard Ass
It's SCARY EPISODE TIME!! Kelly & Lillian discuss some chocolate poisonings
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The Sweet Nothings of Love Making
Kelly and Lillian discuss what restaurants will look like in a Trump or Harris presidency **Note** THIS WAS RECORED HOURS BEFORE MAYOR ADAMS WAS INDICTED
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Caveman Stealing
Kelly and Lillian discuss what crimes they would commit for a good old-fashioned restaurant bribe
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Forgive, Forget
Kelly and Lillian discuss the Chipotle sentencing
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Monogamy Culture
Kelly and Lillian discuss disguises for restaurant critics, and what establishments are best for cheating
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Queequeg
Kelly and Lillian discuss hot dog champ Joey Chestnut
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Nick's Mom
Kelly and Lillian discuss opioid use in the fishing industry and community solutions within occupations
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State Dinners & Official Political Endorsement
Kelly and Lillian do a fake deep dive into the state dinner tradition, as well as make an official FOH presidential endorsement!
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**FROM THE VAULT** Dogs and a Serial Sexual Harasser
Listen back to an episode from 2018 where we discuss our experiences with service dogs in restaurants!
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Escalating Tension
Kelly and Lillian discuss DOGS in RESTAURANTS
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Bev Trends
Kelly and Lillian give their predictions for the summer's hottest bev trends
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Proposal Prank
Kelly and Lillian discuss the new trend in bot and cretin-made reservations at trendy restaurants
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Diet Beer
Kelly and Lillian begin the process of drafting their ideal union contract
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Gotta Have It
Kelly and Lillian discuss the David Chang chili crunch debacle
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Lake Lady
WE'RE BACK!!! Kelly and Lillian discuss the latest NYC restaurant grifter and much much more
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Flight Risk
Kelly and Lillian discuss some BAD BOSSES who have been in the news, plus an on-air reveal from Kelly
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A Hole is a Hole
Kelly and Lillian discuss worst case scenarios while working Valentine's Day service
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Captain's Platter
Lillian and Kelly discuss what dishes to bring in times of sickness and grief, but in a fun way!
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Bug with a Wink
Kelly and Lillian bid 2023 adieu in an end of year wrap up/predictions for the New Year!
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No Rights Reserved
Kelly and Lillian create restaurant and bar centered Hallmark movie plots
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An Invitation
**BONUS EP** Kelly and Lillian discuss non-traditional Thanksgivings
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Don't Look At Me Twice
Kelly and Lillian discuss what it's like to work front of house on a cruise ship
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FOH Tales of Terror!
We share our own nightmare tales, as well as yours! HAPPY HALLOWEEEEENNNNN
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The Exorcist
Kelly and Lillian discuss the TWA flight attendant strike of 1986
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Catastrophe Hostess
Kelly and Lillian use their hospitality expertise to design the perfect climate crisis party
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Say Less
Lillian and Kelly discuss the horrifying reality of corporate real estate's impact on local restaurants in Portland, OR
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Big Arnold
Kelly and Lillian discuss the phenomenon of gendered glassware
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The Greatest Generation
Kelly and Lillian discuss a defamation lawsuit involving a fancy hotel and a crazed teen
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Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
Kelly and Lillian discuss ideal foods for transportation