PODCAST · comedy
Fools in a China Shop
by Digs, Dil & Suze / Mammoth Audio
Meet Dil. Dil’s a Sri Lankan-born accountant who likes dim sims and moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Meet Suze. Suze is a dim sim hating vegan TV presenter who moonlights as a novelist. Meet Digs. Digs is an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in yesterday’s newspaper who just likes moonlight. Listen in as these three self-proclaimed cerebral assassins battle it out on the big issues; ethics, politics, social etiquette and the meaning of Immaculate Defecation. Fools in a China Shop. It’s a podcast where you might just learn some stuff about things. But we’re not making any promises.
Episodes
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23 – Trumpet Noise
This week Suze discovers a school bus scandal and tests the boys’ social etiquette with the return of Miss Manners. Dil goes above and beyond to prove his Australian patriotism and ponders the pros and cons of single sex schools. And Digs uncovers a twisted tale of plastic surgery, ugly babies…
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22 – Is That Your Pimp?
This week Digs talks getting fired and discovers Melbourne’s best and worst pick up lines. Things get a little awkward for Suze during a beauty treatment, and Dil recounts the sad story of his first kiss. Plus the team bond over an impromptu confession session and discuss the existence of UFOs....
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21 – Which Pill
This week Digs discovers that the Northern Territory is being flooded with naked European backpackers and Dil learns about the power of random acts of kindness (and contemplates a trip to the Northern Territory). Meanwhile, Suze plays God when she decides who lives and who dies: rats or humans....
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20 – Lucky Adelaide
This week Dil finds an unexpected houseguest asleep on his couch, Suze discovers a new religion and discusses jobs unsuitable for those over 35, and Digs asks the team what went wrong while they were celebrating? It’s all in episode 20 of Fools in a China Shop! The post 20 – Lucky Adelaide…
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19 – Can’t Look Away
This week Suze discovers her achilles’ heel – an inability to look away from truly disturbing sights. Dil introduces the team to a risque new game, while Digs challenges the strength of his all-natural deodorant with a surprise smell test. It all happens in episode 19 of Fools in a China Shop!…
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18 – Happy 18th
We’re 18! Legally old enough to drink, drive and vote – but not at the same time, kids. Grab a bottle of Passion Pop and join us for a little celebration as we look back at some of the show’s best bits. Like the time Digs got arrested. And Suze shat her pants at work. And Dil embarked on a...
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17 – The Fool of Fools St
Digs spills the beans on his romantic side and stumbles upon a clever toilet trick. Dil becomes an accidental hero and climbs atop his soapbox to deliver invaluable life advice. And Suze discovers 10 surprising things men find attractive about women (spoiler alert: power tools and tears feature…
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16 – Sexy Spinach
Listen in as Dil discusses his love of McDonald’s shaker fries and then weighs in for The Dil-est Loser, Suze takes a job she’s grossly unqualified for and discovers Adelaide’s most ridiculous crime, and Digs discusses the Wicked Campervan controversy. It’s all in this week’s edition of Fools in…
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15 – Strengths & Weaknesses
This week Digs discovers his strengths and weaknesses and stumbles upon an invention that will change the lives of blind people. Suze conducts a social experiment to determine whether men judge women by their jobs, and ponders her own death. And Dil goes to hot yoga in an effort to shed weight…
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14 – Anti-Dentite
This week the guys tackle some of life’s big questions; should rappers write their own lyrics? Do boobs really stop girls from playing sport? And what would you do for a free drink? Plus Dil weighs in for The Dil-est Loser, Suze discovers she has a disproportionately large tongue, and Digs whips...
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13 – On The Rocks
This week Digs takes aim at two of the modern world’s greatest superpowers – Google and the Queen. Dil embarks on a weight-loss challenge aided by a system of unique punishments. And Suze talks pregnant women doing weird and wonderful things, and hits her family up for birthday money. Join us for...
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12 – Wild Parties
This week Suze talks getting ugly for sex as the perfect way to deter herself from sleeping with the wrong people. We discover Dil’s bizarre morning ritual and Digs quizzes the gang about their relationship deal breakers. Oh, and the guys debate breastfeeding on airplanes. It’s another big…
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11 – Bitch Slapped
Dil’s rediscovering his roots in Sri Lanka this week, so sadly he misses out on Digs and Suze cutting loose on the subjects of receiving gifts on the first date (is that really a thing?) and which 90s character represents Digs the best. Suze takes a trip to the mechanics and finds out what really...
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10 – Naked in the Chiropractor {Part 2}
Dil is away in Sri Lanka so Fox FM’s Dan Anstey steps in and talks accidental fancy dress and cutting corners with removalists. Suze has started dating her friend’s brother but is unsure of the etiquette, despite engaging the help of a palm reader. Digs gets hit on by a guy in an unlikely place,...
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09 – Ronald’s a Boss
The team find out if there’s a difference between male and female strippers, Digs has some noisy, naughty neighbors and we find out why Ronald McDonald is a total boss. The post 09 – Ronald’s a Boss appeared first on Mammoth Audio.
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08 – Taxi Sabotage
In the team’s quest to find out who Digs really is, he shares the story of the time he got arrested. It involves a taxi, floor mats and hundred dollar bills y’all… Meanwhile Dil is keen to find out if cheapskates are a turn off to women, Suze seeks some counsel on her online shopping addiction…
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07 – Moist Toothbrush
Digs is complaining about no hot water or hot showers in his apartment when Dil drops a bombshell about his personal hygiene and morning routine before laying down a challenge to Digs. While Jay-Z and Solange are getting into a family feud, the gang share their stories of sibling violence as well...
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06 – Naked in the Chiropractor
Suze has quit her job and has never felt better. That might be because of the peculiar relationship she has with the family chiropractor. We find out if Digs has what it takes to be a Big Brother housemate after he visits the auditions, and he shares some minor ‘Jesus Walks’ miracles that he’s...
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05 – Suspicious Note
Dil has just completed his first run of solo stand up comedy shows at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. He did it all sober, but a trip to the doctor reveals the toll comedy has taken on his body. The team talk alcohol and when you should start drinking. Suze has a moral dilemma when…
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04 – Tongueing Dudes Left, Right & Centre
Suze is receiving her first rejection letters for her new novel and finds inspiration in JK Rowling and Stephen King. She also asks about the tattoos that you now regret and dishes some dirt on drug use in the media industry. Dil talks comedy audience backlash and ticket refunds, while Digs talks...
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03 – 41 Year Old Vegan
Digs becomes a male model and discovers that you are handed something very special when you sign on with your agent. Dil is preparing for comedy festival with a hot chicken wing challenge, berocca and coffee. Suze cuts her finger, goes on a date with a 41 year old vegan and shares her love of...
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02 – Intense Meditation
Digs, Dil & Suze survived the first episode and are back for another one! Dil talks his early AFL experiences and finding the right team. He also goes searching on eBay for the weirdest Kylie Minogue related items in eBay Bandits. Digs talks about the undeveloped film from Kurt Cobain’s house and...
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01 – Pilot
Digs, Dil & Suze have their first outing as the Fools in China Shop. Digs is curious about the lifestyles of the rich and the famous. Is it normal to sleep around if you’re an F1 Driver? Dil talks about his adventures at the Adelaide Fringe, his time spent with a Puppeteer of the Penis and the…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Meet Dil. Dil’s a Sri Lankan-born accountant who likes dim sims and moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
Meet Suze. Suze is a dim sim hating vegan TV presenter who moonlights as a novelist.
Meet Digs. Digs is an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in yesterday’s newspaper who just likes moonlight. Listen in as these three self-proclaimed cerebral assassins battle it out on the big issues; ethics, politics, social etiquette and the meaning of Immaculate Defecation.
Fools in a China Shop. It’s a podcast where you might just learn some stuff about things. But we’re not making any promises.
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Digs, Dil & Suze / Mammoth Audio
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