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Football Played on Paper

by Sean, JOB, Sam & Josh

Tune in to Sean, JOB, Sam and Josh, as they take you through the prem, the bad and the ugly of the football world.In 2020, as a pandemic gripped the world, football brought us together. Two men saw this and this is their story of how this pod rose like a phoenix from the ashes or Andy Carroll at the back stick.

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Episodes

  1. John Terry Moving Into Politics?? - Episode 2.43

    - Chelsea up for sale. - Chelsea fans stay classy. - You wouldn't shove an Eriksen. - Premier league review - champions league review - social corner

  2. Liverpool Putin Chelsea In Their Place - Episode 2.42

    - Abramovich relinquishes control. - National teams refusing to play Russia. - Bielsa leaves by mutual consent. - Fulham commentators vs Cardiff Fans.

  3. OK, That's Enough Meow - Episode 2.41

    - Chris Wood deserves a medal. - Best red card ever for a coach? - New Zealand Hatrick Superstar.

  4. Mutiny In The West - Episode 2.40

    - Dest doesn't know what day it is. - West Ham mutiny. - Haaland's idol speaks out. - The big six are at it again.

  5. The Cat's Out Of The Bag - Episode 2.39

    - Luton Town revolution. - FIFA's done it again. - Kurt Zouma loves cats. - Suspicious condolences from Burnley fans. Transfers: - Shaqiri to Chicago Fire

  6. The CON Bowl 2022 - Episode 2.38

    - Footballs coming home to Senegal. Transfer News: - Everton stockpile some benchwarmers. - Spurs only sign class. - Newcastle leave it late but good. - Burnley get their unvaxxed man.

  7. Everyone's In Crisis Mode! - Episode 2.37

    - Burkina Faso flipping into the quarter finals. - Raneiri to be sacked once successor found. - Some say he's still rolling. Transfer News: - Eriksen to Brentford. - Suarez reuniting with Stevie G?

  8. Death, Taxes And Xhaka Bookings - Episode 2.36

    - Bobby Martinez job share rejected by Belgian FA. - Arsenal being investigated for suspicious betting. - Bordeaux shirt sponsor jumps ship. Transfer News: - Ben Arfa joins Lille. - Barcelona making smart transfer moves again (Brazilian 15 year old)

  9. Shrek To Merseyside? - Episode 2.35

    - Benitez gets the sack. - AFCON is the chief content creator. - NLD postponement debacle. - Argentina second division is stacked. Transfer News: - Nani to Venezia.

  10. Refs Putting The CON In AFCON - Episode 2.34

    - Mourinho at risk already? - AFCONN drama reaches breaking point. - Greatest transfer announcement ever! Transfer News: - Insigne to Toronto FC. - Coutinho & Digne to Aston Villa. (Stevie cant let the rivalry die) - Chris Wood to Newcastle. - Tilly on the move Sean?

  11. New Year, New Pod - Episode 2.33

    - Lukaku --> Does he stay or does he go? - EPL over AFCON? Transfer News: - Trippier to Newcastle looks on. - Ferran Torres to Barca complete.

  12. English Penalty League - Episode 2.32

    - UCL Wrap Up - Van Der Vaart pops off. - Spurs Coronavirus crisis.

  13. Chicken Tuchel MoSalah & A Side Of Rice - Episode 2.31

    - Bellingham throwing accusations. - ASM is taking lives on Social Media. - Toe Sucking celebration against Salford City

  14. Midweek Madness - Episode 2.30

    - Ex Stoke Legend saves the day in the Turkish Cup. - Fastest player to 50 goals in the Bundesliga.

  15. Ballon D'oh - Episode 2.29

    - Tottenham misery continues for fan. - Positive goal difference is hard to come by. - Ragnick signs on the dotted line. - Daylight robbery at the Ballon D'or.

  16. The Interim to the Interim - Episode 2.28

    - United cant get their man. - The Dutch are harsh. - Brentford with an eye on sustainability. - Superbowl Halftime shows every week?

  17. Ole Gone Solskjær - Episode 2.27

    - Werder Bremen part ways with manager. - OLE IS OUT. - Sierra Leone Law Enforcement in shambles. - Joe Cole Story Time.

  18. The Big Century!! - Episode 2.26

    - WC Qualifier wrap ups. - Managerial Merry Go-Round continues. - KDB shows ample respect for United.

  19. Get the Farke Outta Here - Episode 2.25

    - Lots of changes at the helm. - Mitro continues to dominate the Championship. -Premier league review.

  20. Conte Keep a Good Man Down - Episode 2.24

    - Conte is in!!! - Warnock breaks all the records. - DVB is expecting.

  21. Sack Race Runner-Up - Episode 2.23

    - Nuno is gone. - David Gold is at it again.

  22. Salah-brate Good Times - Episode 2.22

    Weekly Happenings, EPL Review, Multi. Scholesy getting a bit toey. United get belted.

  23. Cat-Woman – Episode 2.21

    Weekly happenings · FIFA @ it again · PES the next big ting? EPL Preview · Ranieri Klopps 5 · Leicester spank United · Saudi Arabia start well then lose to Spurs · City only 2 Burnley 0 · Mendy saves Chelsea · And a London derby Bet of the week! https://linktr.ee/footballpop Get in touch...

  24. Arabian Nights– Episode 2.20

    Weekly happenings · Mike Ashley is out! Saudi Arabia is in! · Ranieri gets the job. · FIFA shows their in touch with the players EPL Preview · Ranieri vs Liverpool · Leicester vs United (Pod derby) · Saudi Arabia host Spurs · City 5 Burnley 0 · An injured Chelsea take on the Bees · And a London...

  25. Sack Race Is Won – Episode 2.19

    Weekly happenings · Khabib almost smashes Sir Alex · Xisco Munoz wins the sack race EPL Preview · City vs Liverpool delivers · Leicester draw with a new look Viera team · Spurs beat Villa · Chelsea take 3 points against Southampton · Stalemate in the Ben White derby Throwback FC the game!!!! Bet…

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  26. A New Sheriff – Episode 2.18

    Weekly happenings · Match fixing running wild in Ghana · Lassina Traore suffers a shocking injury · Ihenacho gets denied at the Polish border · Sturridge signs for Perth glory EPL Preview · Ben White derby · Leicester take on Viera · Spurs host Villa · Chelsea take on Southampton · Top of the…

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  27. A Penalty Debacle – Episode 2.17

    Weekly happenings · Nagelsman’s living in 2030. · James has a special clause in his new contract · Nasri retires · James off to Qatar EPL Preview · North London derby goes to Arsenal · Leicester get bullied by Burnley · Weird highway derby · Liverpool get pegged back by the Bees · Tommy Tuc vs…

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  28. Moveable Force vs Stoppable Object – Episode 2.16

    Weekly happenings · Suriname vice president starts up front · Austrian 9th Tier player receives 48 game ban · Balotelli's does have a brain · James off to Qatar EPL Preview · North London derby · Weird highway derby · Liverpool heavy favourite · Tommy Tuc vs Pep again · Unlucky Leicester take on...

  29. Poch vs Messi – Episode 2.15

    Weekly happenings · Pochettino's days are numbered · Juventus battling relegation already · Israel league ref makes a big error · Evra instagram madness. EPL Preview · Newcastle share the points with Leeds · Man City don’t shoot · JLings gets a winner · Leicester unlucky against Brighton ·...

  30. Does Anyone Watch Man City? – Episode 2.14

    Weekly happenings · Harvey Elliot is a stand up guy · Change Party of Turkey have their priorities right. UCL Review · Ronaldo can’t get it done · Rom can get it done · LOL @ Baca · Liverpool win in a tight one · Man City win in a cricket score EPL Preview · Newcastle take on Leeds · Man City…

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  31. Raw Carrot PSA – Episode 2.13

    Raw Carrot PSA – Episode 2.13 Weekly happenings · Ceferin calls it how he sees it · Bellingham on the beers · England predicted eleven · Raw carrots PSA EPL Preview · What a start for Ronaldo · Arsenal get their win · West Ham nil, Southampton nil · Leicester lose to City in a tight one ·...

  32. Chaos In Brazil - Episode 2.12

    Weekly happenings · Was Ney Ney worth it? · More World Cups? · Chaos during Brazil vs Argentina EPL Preview · Will we see Ronaldo? · Can Arsenal pick themselves off the canvas? · West Ham travel to Southampton · Leicester host City · Liverpool travel to Leeds · Chelsea take on a Jackless Villa ·...

  33. Ronaldo Is Back! - Episode 2.11

    Weekly happenings · Time to put some respect on Lewandowski's name · Madrid, Barca and Juventus and Super League 2.0? · Ronaldo cancels Greenwoods development EPL Preview · City smash Arsenal. They go bottom · West Ham drop points · Leicester slip past Norwich · Liverpool vs Chelsea share the...

  34. Master vs Apprentice – Episode 2.10

    Weekly happenings · Chievo Verona ceases to exist · Canelo puts on a show at MLS All Star · France drop out of the top 5 UEFA rankings · Champions League Groups are out · The King remains · Ronaldo and Mbappe could still move EPL Preview · City to keep Arsenal at the bottom · West Ham to continue...

  35. Nice to see them on the pitch

    Weekly happenings · Chievo Verona ceases to exist · Pellegrini endearing himself to La Liga fans · Nice fans storm the pitch · Newcastle open talks with Everton over Rodriguez · Messi on the move again EPL Preview · As predicted City batter Norwich · Arsenal bullied by Chelsea · Nuno back at his...

  36. Puke on Puma – Episode 2.8

    Weekly happenings · Puma third kit · Arsenal close in on Ramsdale and Odeggard · Juventus secure Locatelli · Will the Kane saga ever end? EPL Preview · Full match day two preview · Can City Bounce back? · Arsenal take on Chelsea · Vardy vs Antonio · Man United 9-0 again? · Liverpool start strong…

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  37. Visit Rwanda – Episode 2.7

    Weekly happenings Watford move from Bitcoin to Dogecoin Barca presidential war is coming Abraham to Roma Depay and Garcia have officially signed for Barca Barca looking at Auba or Lacazette. Dumfries moves to Inter. EPL Review Brentford are buzzing Arsenal not so much Vardy shithousery Man United…

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  38. We Back Baby – Episode 2.6

    Weekly happenings · Pedri refuses to take holidays · Tuchel uses stats to win the Supercup · LaLiga is a farmers league? Transfer News · Messi signs for PSG with interesting clause · Harry Kane to re-sign? · Dzeko moves to Inter · Vestergaard to the Foxes Throwback FC the game!!!! Bet of the…

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  39. Me$$i On The Move

    - Breakdown of Messi's press conference. - Mourinho making his mark at Roma. - Dani Alves extends his lead of most career honours to 43. - Rangers win streak comes to an end! Transfer News: - Latauro on his way to Spurs. - Lukaku on his way to Chelsea. - Transfer merry go round with Zapata to...

  40. Things are getting Messi in Barthelona

    - Leo Messi has left Barcelona. - Neil Warnock shares his views on CTE. - Chelsea fans have a new chant. - Fofana gets assaulted during pre season match. Transfer News: - Ing's pops up Aston Villa. - Grealish to City 117 million euro. - Chelsea looking to drop the bank on Lukaku. - Harry a no show.

  41. Kane Looking to Levy

    Weekly happenings • Kevin Friend gives entire crowd yellow card • Poch has got that Spurs spirit again • Showdown between Kane and Levy • How much more can Pedri give? • Mourinho hates Fortnite • Bryan Gil confirms that Spurs area world class club • Ben white made a block Transfer News • Anyone…

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  42. Young Boys on a Pod

    Weekly happenings · Tottenham trainings are now safe · Juventus pecking order firmly in tact · Pep still disrespecting the foxes · Alderweireld unreal defensive stat? · Joaquin misses the team friendly against Wolves · Wayne Rooney saga continues · Reduction in Headers at training · Barcelona...

  43. New Season Who Dis?

    Weekly happenings · Bristol City player scores goal for Portsmouth · We were right about De Gea all along. · Tottenham kit more divisive then Trump · Big Dunc a flight risk · Phil Neville losing it at Inter Miami · Joshua Zirkee miss vs Ajax Transfer News · Coutinho to be frozen out at Barcelona…

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  44. Turkey as a dark horse? - Episode 74

    Weekly happenings Messi's New Contract Perez puts his foot in it Arjen Robben retires again Inter drop new home kit Willian now an Uber Eats gold member New kits all around - English super fan Euro 2020 review We revisit our predictions Chop up the team of the tournament We lol @ Jobba and Sam…

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  45. It’s Coming to Rome - Episode 73

    Weekly happenings · English fans are gracious in defeat as the meme train rolls on · C-Ron still winning even when he's already out · Eder doesn’t want to drop the trophy · COMNEBOL want to set up "Duel of the Champions" Euro 2020 review · The Azzuri vs England · Luke Shaw WOW · A foul throw ·…

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  46. Football's Diving Home - Episode 72

    - Roy Keane legendary insights. - Martinez trash talks Argentina in Copa Final. - Gouendouzi burns any remaining bridges. - Chiellini's a big old meany. - Konami cancel contract with Greizman. - Grealish has been a busy boy. Transfer News: - Hakimi and Ramos on their way to PSG. - Arsnenal move...

  47. 1992 vibes anyone? - Episode 71

    Weekly happenings More France fallout Hojberg breaks down post win Own goals are on for huge transfer this summer All 4 teams in the semifinals are home bodies 1/4 final review Spain sneak past the Switz Belgium disappoint against the Azzuri 1992 vibes for the Danes England trounce Ukraine Semi...

  48. Is it? - Episode 70

    Weekly happenings · Mrs Rabiot pops off · Wrexham AFC new shirt sponsor · Poch Watch Season Finale · England fans have an appropriate reaction to win · Hakan's already forgotten about Milan Euro 2020 review · Spain score 5 again · France get dumped out · England beat Germany · The Blue and Yellow...

  49. Pat TV - Episode 69

    Weekly happenings · Ramos to where? · PatTV, tune in now · Bale bales with Wales · Lukaku wants to be with big names Euro 2020 review · Wales go home · Italy sneak past Austria · Is this the last we see of Pepe · Billie Gilmour to Norwich American Express link...

  50. Not Quite Hungry Enough - Episode 68

    Weekly happenings · Money can buy you happiness · Poch Watch EP. 6 · UCL away goals rule abolished for next season · Szczesny caught punching burners pre-game · Danish Beer carrying machine · Hakan Changolglu to Inter on a free · Sancho still at Dortmund. Euro 2020 review · Round of 16 is ready…

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Tune in to Sean, JOB, Sam and Josh, as they take you through the prem, the bad and the ugly of the football world.In 2020, as a pandemic gripped the world, football brought us together. Two men saw this and this is their story of how this pod rose like a phoenix from the ashes or Andy Carroll at the back stick.

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