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Footy à Deux
by Footy à Deux
A delusional soccer podcast hosted by Jared and Zach Rayment. The podcast has a main focus on the English Premier League but will dabble into delusional conversation concerning world football as a whole.
Episodes
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Spurs Take Down City, Arsenal Stock Down
After a lengthy hiatus we're back to discuss how different life looks depending on what side of North London you support. Spurs sit at the top of the table while Arsenal have gone hours and hours.... and hours without scoring from open play in the Premier League. Plus, Danny Welbeck gets off the...
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Old Trafford Woes Continue, Bad Week for Claret and Blue
Manchester United have yet again failed to win in the Premier League at home. In four games they have picked up just one point. Is Ole Gunnar Solskjaer to blame? Aston Villa, West Ham, and Burnley all lose making it a tough week for teams playing in the colors of the 1980 Philadelphia Phillies....
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Stalemate at Old Trafford, Hat-trick Bamford
Chelsea and United can't find the back of the net at Old Trafford but the game did not lack controVARsy. Plus, Patrick Bamford with a brilliant hat-trick to give Aston Villa their first loss, Arsenal lack creativity in loss to Vardy's Leicester, and Man City lack creativity against West Ham....
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Drama on Merseyside, Matchweek 5 Round-Up
After an international hiatus, we return to discuss the absurdity in the Merseyside Derby. We also get into the Tottenham collapse against West Ham, Pep's triumph over his former assistant, Chelsea's six goal draw, and Villa's dream start. Pardon Our French!
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Wild Weekend of Results, Transfer Deadline Day
2020 is relentless and football results are not immune to its insanity. Manchester United and Liverpool suffered massive defeats on Sunday that took the football world by surprise. The lads try to wrap their heads around it. Plus, we discuss the biggest deals of deadline day. Smart moves or panic...
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Premier League Refereeing, Jamie Vardy Downs Manchester City
Refereeing in the Premier League has hit an all time low after Spurs and Brighton end up on the wrong end of VAR. The new handball rule has created nothing but chaos thus far. Pep's Manchester City were embarrassed in their home opener by the high flying foxes of Leicester City. A Jamie Vardy...
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Gareth Bale Returns to England, Liverpool Best Chelsea with Chuck Booth
Zach and Jared are joined by Rotoworld Fantasy Writer, Chuck Booth, to dive deep into Spurs bringing back Gareth Bale. Chuck takes a look at what Spurs can expect from his return on and off the field. Plus, we hold off on criticizing Chelsea too heavily after their defeat to Liverpool. Pardon Our...
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James Shines on Debut, Klopp Takes Dig at Chelsea
The first week of the 2020/21 Premier League season is in the books. James Rodriguez was just one of the many debutants to sparkle in their first match. Jurgen Klopp criticized Chelsea's transfer policies, Arsenal breezed past Fulham, and West Ham looked awful against Newcastle. Plus, we heavily...
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Previewing The New Campaign
We are back for a look ahead at a brand new Premier League season. The 2020/21 season is on the horizon and Jared and Zach give their predictions for the upcoming season. Can Liverpool retain the title? Will Mikel Arteta get Arsenal back in the Champions League? Will Jadon Sancho make a late move...
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European Nights: Quarterfinals Set
On Footy à Deux: European Nights, we talk all things Champions League. Manchester City were gifted two goals to advance, Andrea Pirlo takes charge of knocked out Juventus, and Messi scores a stunner. We discuss the favorites in the quarterfinal ties set to take place in Lisbon later this week....
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Arsenal Win FA Cup, PL Team of the Season
On this week's episode, Jared returns to his dismay to discuss his beloved Chelsea's FA Cup final loss to Zach's Arsenal. The Gunners won their record 14th FA Cup with a 2-1 win over the Blues. We take a deep dive into the match, the managers, the referees, and more. After, we both choose our...
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Premier League Finally Ends w/ Alex Ayling
On this week's episode, Jared is absent due to his travels, so Zach is joined by fellow writer from Last Word on Football, Alex Ayling. Manchester United and Chelsea snuck into the Champions League leaving Leicester City in the dust. Bournemouth are relegated despite a win against Everton while...
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FA Cup Final Set, Nigel Pearson Sacked
On this week's episode, Zach (@zachrayment) and Jared (@JMRayment) discuss both of their clubs making the FA Cup Final. Chelsea and Arsenal defeated both sides of Manchester to set up a rematch of the 2017 final. Nigel Pearson was sacked by Watford with two games remaining. We discuss the…
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City Back in the UCL, Teams at the Bottom Get Big Wins, & The NLD
On this week's episode, Jared and Zach discuss Manchester City's UEFA ban being overturned. City will now be able to compete in the Champions League next season. The relegation battle took an unexpected turn with four of the clubs trying to keep Premier League status picking up wins. Also, Spurs...
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Top 4 Race Heats Up
On this week's episode, Jared and Zach discuss the multitude of clubs vying for Champions League qualification. Christian Pulisic has become the most important player at Chelsea. Does this bode well for the club's future? Manchester have the easiest run-in to finish the season, but have to make…
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Liverpool Win Premier League, FA Cup Semi-Finals Set with The LFC Couch
In the first half of the episode, Zach is joined by Nick Koloski from The LFC Couch to discuss Liverpool's Premier League Title Win. From ownership, to Klopp, to the on field product, we take a deep look at their success. In the second half, Jared rejoins to discuss the FA Cup quarterfinal…
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The Premier League is Back... to Normal?
Football in England's top flight has finally returned. With 12 matches already in the book and more to come, what does the return look like? Well, for starters, David Luiz has not changed one bit. His awful performance vs Manchester City, combined with the goal-line technology blunder in favor of...
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Post-Pandemic Predictions
On this week's episode, Jared rejoins Zach after a week away to discuss what to expect from the Premier League's restart on June 17th. 96 days without football and it has finally returned. Will Chelsea hold on to the top 4 spot? Is Norwich City doomed to the Championship? All this and more...
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Sheffield United's European Hopes with David Beeden
Zach is joined by David Beeden, host of Tufty Club, to discuss Sheffield United's hopes of qualifying for Europe. They still have eyes on the Champions League, but any shot at a European place will be a massive overachievement. Sheffield United also have a chance to win the FA Cup for the first...
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Premier League Return Date Set, The State of Home Venues
The Premier League has announced a return date. We discuss the ins and outs of the EPL coming back like if they will live up the standards of the Bundesliga, prospective neutral venues, and manufactured crowd noise. Make sure to rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. Pardon…
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Troy Deeney Takes A Stand with The 1881 Club
In the first half of the pod, Zach is joined by the founder and creator of "The 1881 Club", Ricky Harts. They discuss the evolving Covid-19 situation at Watford and how it may affect the Premier League season going forward. In the second half, Zach is rejoined by Jared to discuss our new…
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Bundesliga Returns & Project Restart
We're back to recording on a weekly basis (at least we think so) based on the Bundesliga's return. All went well in the first week, fingers crossed it stays that way. We debate whether or not football should come back given the circumstances around the world and we also discuss the latest news…
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Hard Reset
We're back to discuss the latest football news. France has ended their season, but other nations are not ready to call it quits. Will we see any more action in the 2019/20 season? We dive into that and more. Pardon Aaron Ramsey's French.
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Oh Sh*t! The Economy!
We're back for our third coronavirus update. Football might be back sooner rather than later, at least in Germany. Football federations are trying to get creative on how to handle things. We discuss all the different possibilities. Pardon Our French!
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A Plan So Bad...
...it was scrapped before this episode drop. We decided to take a hiatus from our hiatus and discuss the Premier League's ambitious plans to start playing matches in May. We talk about why the idea is horrible, and what we would do instead. Pardon Our French!
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COVID-19 | LPOOL-0
Zach and Jared are back to discuss the chaos going on around the world with the Coronavirus. Pardon Our French!
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Scot Gilmour, the Young Billy
Jared returns this week to discuss the Premier League. We focus heavily on the Manchester Derby, while also discussing Chelsea's win, Mourinho's comments, Arsenal's luck, and Liverpool's comeback. Pardon Our French!
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Invincible No More
Zach is joined by Martin Hawkins (Arsenal Content Manger for Last Word on Football) to discuss Liverpool's loss and what it means for the Reds and for the Gunners. We also discuss the results from Goodison Park and the Toilet Bowl in the Premier League as well as Arsenal's FA Cup win over...
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Mom and Dad Are Going Tanning
We're back to discuss Liverpool's big comeback vs West Ham and the milestones they can reach this season. In addition, we discuss a big London Derby with Champions League implications, Arsenal's improving form, Manchester United's dominant showing, and Manchester City's kind of controversial win....
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Winter Break Predictions Sponsored* By Little Caesars
*Absolutely not sponsored by Little Caesars in any way. We're back during the boring winter break and we do things a bit differently. Over/unders, true and false, this or that... We discuss a wide variety of Premier League topics and make predictions on how the season will end up shaping out....
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Bench Andreas Pereira
We're back to discuss the thrilling Chelsea v Leicester draw, Spurs triumph over a disappointing Manchester City, and Arsenal's lack of production away from home from their supposed stars. Pardon Our French!
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Quiet Jared
We're back to discuss the FA Cup 4th round results (or lack thereof). We discuss the best matches, manager's complaints, and a bit of transfer business. Pardon Our French!
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Sugar, We're Going Down
The boys are back! After the weekend and midweek matches, we sit down to discuss the biggest storylines. Liverpool still unbeaten, a big London derby at the Bridge, and Ed Woodward escaping the pitchfork wielding mob. Pardon Zach's French!
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Liverpool's Gap
The Holiday Hiatus™ has ended and we're back to discuss Liverpool's dominance, Bourenmouth's fall from grace, and the biggest storylines from the time we've been away. Pardon Our French!
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Christmas Caroling With Jack Grealish's Calves
This one gets a little off the rails. It has been a bit since we last talked, so we discussed not only last weekend, but also the midweek. Miserable Arsenal, even more miserable Everton, high flying Liverpool, and Spurs on the rise. Pardon Our French!
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Who's Next?
This week we discuss the shortcomings of Arsenal and Manchester United in addition to Mourinho's first game in charge of Spurs, Liverpool's close call, and Manchester City's comeback win at home against a young, overachieving Chelsea side. Pardon Our French!
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That's Before I Was Sacked
We've hopped on to do an impromptu/emergency pod regarding the big news out of North London. Mauricio Pochettino is out and Jose Mourinho is in. Good or bad move for Spurs? Special edition of Nick's betting bonanza as well. Pardon Our French!
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European Nights Ep. 4
Zach is joined by Last Word on Football's Mike Lindquist. Mike is the Manchester City content manager at Last Word on Football in addition to his role as a European writer. We discuss the bizarre finish to Man City v Atalanta, Chelsea Ajax, Spurs resurgence, Barcelona's poor play, Real Madrid's…
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Popeyes Chicken Sandwich
We sped through this one due to our late night recording but we cover Manchester United's loss to Bournemouth, Liverpool and Manchester City's comebacks, Everton Spurs draw, and Leicester's top 4 push. Pardon Our French!
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Captain America: Chelsea's Avenger
We're back and better (but not really) than ever. This week we discuss CP10's first, second, and third Chelsea goals, Arsenal's catastrophe, Liverpool's comeback win, and more. Brother Nick joins Zach and Jared for his weekly betting bonanza. Pardon Our French!
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European Nights Ep. 3
Jared and Zach are back to discuss matchday 3 in the Champions League (mostly) and Europa League. There is a call to the bullpen for Nick's betting bonanza and Zach rants about the fixture list. Pardon Our French!
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James Milner For Ballon d'Or
This week our focus is the big club that lost to the little club.... City, Man United, AND Spurs all go down in the same weekend? Our thoughts and more along with analysis of the Leicester's near success at Anfield. Pardon Our French!
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European Nights Ep. 2
Zach is joined by not so special guest, Jared, for the second edition of European Nights. We talk all English clubs involved in Europe, except for Man City and I'm only just realizing that as I type this out. Oops. Sorry City fans we'll get you next time.
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Turkish Lord Farquad
Jared gets delusional about the Manchester United v Arsenal fixture, and not just this edition. The brothers discuss the Monday Night Football fixture in great detail, as well as Liverpool v Sheffield, Leicester's top 4 chances, Steve Bruce's job safety, and Pulisic's inability to get playing…
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European Nights Ep. 1
For the first edition of Footy à Deux: European Nights, Zach is joined by brother Nick to talk all things Champions League and Europa League. Nick's betting bonanza (10-leg parlay he can never win) is also included.
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Bald Quique Sánchez Flores
The brothers have a special guest, new intern Maisy! The adorable pup gets all the mentions plus spends some time breathing heavily into the mic. If that is a problem, this is not your type of show anyway. Norwich City got a famous win over the Champions, Chelsea's academy provides 5 more goals,...
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Same Ole Problems
This week, Jared and Zach discuss in great detail the North London Derby. Lineups, formations, tactics, managerial decisions, the atmosphere, and the standout performers. Chelsea lost a 2 goal lead at home and Kante is clearly the missing piece. Plus, United get yet another goal from new singing...
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This Ain't It, Chief
Zach and Jared discuss the shocking results of the week where Spurs and Manchester United failed to take points at home against relegation candidates, Liverpool's maybe dominant, maybe not so dominant win over Arsenal, and Chelsea's young crew taking all 3 points at Carrow Road. Jared was...
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You Don’t Hate VAR
Footy à Deux: Jared Who? Most of the podcast is a solo show by yours truly, Zach. I discuss the VAR controversy at the Etihad with Spurs feeling lucky again, Dani Ceballos' brilliant Arsenal performance, Teemu Pukki's hat-trick and name pronunciation, Sheffield's big win, and Pogba's penalty…
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Jack Grealish's Hair
Jared is away so brother Nick joins the pod for the first time! This guy might be the most delusional Rayment brother there is. He and Zach discussed the Old Trafford beatdown that United gave Chelsea, how the Premier League newcomers fared, Liverpool and City's dominance, Harry Kane's importance...
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A delusional soccer podcast hosted by Jared and Zach Rayment. The podcast has a main focus on the English Premier League but will dabble into delusional conversation concerning world football as a whole.
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