For Crying Out Loud

Yes, Lynette and Stefanie watched The Pastor's Wife and there are a lot of spoilers in their coverage plus, consider this a trigger warning for conversations about sexual abuse and suicide. But also, a walk down memory lane (if you're Gen X) about long forgotten TV shows (thanks to Stefanie befriending her AI), a fun story about the freedom in blowing off an appointment, and an assignment of a documentary to watch for next week!Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/crying  to get personalized, affordable care that gets you.

Another blast from 10 years ago where Lynette cries in her car talking to her therapist.

Stef had comedian Jackie Kashian on her Drunk-ish podcast this week. 

Lynette is moving as we speak, Sadie started Pierce College and it could have gone better. Stef and Sadie went ahead of time to take care of a few loose ends and let's just say that could have also gone a whole lot better. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/crying  to get personalized, affordable care that gets you.

In today's episode, Lynette brings us up to date on exactly what her move entails plus, Monsters of God and a lot of stuff you never wanted to know about the evil nature of chimps.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code FCOL

Stef and Lynette recount the worst fight they ever got into with their spouse. This was from 2016.

It's comedian and actor and feminist and very cool person Margaret Cho. She tells stories of toxic relationships, Kradom addiction and going on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee where she faced an audience to make amends. It's a great episode and I hope you'll give it a listen.

And...Xander has left for college. Stefanie takes us through the process from not sleeping the night before to leaving him behind after all the parents got kicked out. It's a milestone people! For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code FCOL

Lynette and Stef get more into Lynette's upcoming move to Santa Clarita, give an update on Bald Bryan and then get into Karen Read and a twin on twin crime that was your homework this week.Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout

It's the story from 2016 about Stef finding out she might get sued over her Radiohead story.

If you watched Ultimatum this season you won't want to miss all of Edris's behind the scenes info including what really happened at that unhinged Reunion.

It's Edris like I've been telling you about! He's here on Drunk-ish. This part one is his background but it's very interesting and tells you a lot of what not to do as a parent.

Lynette and Stef have a deep conversation about post partum depression, how it felt, how long it lasted but also, they keep it funny. Plus, Tom Cruise can eff off. Also...Xander is leaving for college and Stefanie is having big feelings.Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkoutGet your GLP-1's from Karen's new website GLPhookup.com and use FCOL to get her rock bottom good prices.

Stef goes on a special outing with Xander, Lynette tells us about a new show called Killer Confessions or is it an old show? Well it's new to them. Plus, we get into what's happening with Brad Pitt and Lynette has some inside scoop on that and Lynette educates Sonny on some classic true crime.Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/crying  to get personalized, affordable care that gets you.

Lynette gets real about her relationship from all the way back in 2016!

This one is from last year but it's friend of the show, Meredith Lynch on reality TV, and other stuff. 

Stef starts out talking about a huge cell service outage which somehow leads into a walk down memory lane of some of their favorite guests. Plus, how's Lynette's new house coming along? FIND OUT.Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/crying  to get personalized, affordable care that gets you.

In this episode we discuss Hot Car Dad the documentary (otherwise known as Fatal Distraction on Amazon Prime) but more importantly we talk about how we still feel like we're in our thirties even though we're...not. Plus, Stefanie misses poker.Get  20% off your order at laundrysauce.com with promo code FCOL. We love it!For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code FCOLHero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout.Don't sleep on GLP-1s from Karen Ford. Call her at 949-836-9144

Is Stefanie a competitive swimmer? Um, no.

Sonny is camping again. By himself! But he has a new stove. Stef actually left the state and had a wild weekend at a wedding. Then she had a crazy trip home. Crazy in a bad way.Get  20% off your order at laundrysauce.com with promo code FCOL. We love it!For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code FCOLHero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout.Don't sleep on GLP-1s from Karen Ford. Call her at 949-836-9144

Stef and Lynette break down the mess that is A Toxic Love Story on Netflix. There are spoilers so watch it first (or you can skip ahead). Plus, a crazy story of a vengeful Weimaraner and a sad ongoing court case.

Drama with the drama program that will remain unnamed (but you already know)

If you've ever moved to a new city thinking a fresh start would fix the drinking -- and then found yourself alone on the couch at 2 PM on a Tuesday with a bottle you swore you weren't opening?  Alysse Bryson gets it. This week I'm talking to the founder of The Sober Curator, who has 20 years sober. We get into the geographic cure, project-managing your own rock bottom, emergency heart surgery at 40, and I also say somethings about tiramisu that I probably should have kept to myself.Find Alysse at The Sober CuratorHer IG is @AlysseIntheCityMy IG is @SWilderTaylorFollow the show on YouTube

Lynette is back from the river and she has a lot of stories! Plus, they discuss the indignities of wearing a swimsuit in your 50's. Also, Stef gets help from AI to get dog insurance and lots more!Call Karen Ford for your GLP-1! Putting her number here as a courtesy. 949-836-9144

Lynette and Stef talk heatstroke and why you shouldn't tape your friends and put them on TikTok, car breakdowns, Chapman meet-ups and more!Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout.Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/crying  to get personalized, affordable care that gets you.Stay fresh and healthy where the A/C can’t reach. For a limited time, our listeners get 10% off their first bidet order when you use code FCOL at checkout.

So this was an uncomfortable situation! 

This was one of Stef's favorites! You'll love Zach's super fun, super honest, super outrageous tales of drunkeness and of getting sober.

Lynette and Stef talk about Elby's recent trip to Vegas which reminds them of their trips to Vegas which of course leads to fun drug talk. Plus, Lynette went to a birthday dinner (for her) and got gasoline on her clothes. Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout.Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/crying  to get personalized, affordable care that gets you.Stay fresh and healthy where the A/C can’t reach. For a limited time, our listeners get 10% off their first bidet order when you use code FCOL at checkout.

How do you know whether to reel it in or reel it all the way out? It's still a learning process even when the kids are grown. Plus, Karen Read updates and a relisten of Scamanda.

Lynette recounts the pressure she was under to make vision boards and it will take you back!

Stefanie is joined by Casey McGuire Davidson and Sara Kaufman-Bradstreet to talk about getting sober after having kids, what our children remember — or thankfully don’t — and how we talk to teenagers about drinking, weed, driving, consent, and all the fun topics that make parenting feel like a hostage negotiation with snacks. They also get into mom wine culture, shame, sober sex, and why quitting drinking didn’t make them less fun — just less likely to fall asleep mid-sentence. Or mid-other things.

Stef brings an old school major bitch about taking a kid to the pediatrician and Lynette says "hold my beer" and tells us her interaction with CVS. 

Lynette and Stef take a deep dive into the Taylor Swift wedding but more importantly, Blake Lively's absence. Stef tells us about Xander's camping trip, they talk about a great Hulu doc plus Lynette gives us the update on the Karen Read dirty cop deposition.Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkoutTreat yourself to the most advanced bras and shapewear on the market. Use our exclusive link to save 20% off Honeylove at honeylove.com/FCOLFor a limited time only, our listeners get 20% off your entire order when you use code FCOL at laundrysauce.com. 

It's a funny one from 2022 where we have a lot of complaints about living online! 

No she's not sober but she did struggle with anorexia a lot of her life. Her story is a great one to relate to but also to help understand what's going on in a kid's head that starts them down the path of restricting food. And did you read the title? It's Misti Milner!

Stefanie celebrates a milestone and isn't happy about it. Both Lynette and Stef share about what they're cooking, how often they're working out and Lynette grosses us out with some red hot cyst talk.Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkoutTreat yourself to the most advanced bras and shapewear on the market. Use our exclusive link to save 20% off Honeylove at honeylove.com/FCOLFor a limited time only, our listeners get 20% off your entire order when you use code FCOL at laundrysauce.com. 

Getting older sucks. Lynette and Stef try to get to the bottom of why they don't feel like doing too much - unless, of course, someone else plans it all out for them!Also if you're in or near Wixom, Michigan head over to our listener Diane's son's Deli called Mira and let them know we sent you for 10% off your bill!Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/crying to get personalized, affordable care that gets you.

We talk about movies and docs and dish the dirt from 10 years ago.

It's the cutest FCOL Facebook admin/moderator that you want to put in your pocket: Rebecca Lubin! She's talking alcoholism, munchies addiction and other compulsions PLUS she gives us her best stress relieving tips. You don't want to miss this one!

Lynette and Stefanie are living parallel lives where both of their sons are trying to go off the grid. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/crying to get personalized, affordable care that gets you.Also if you're in or near Wixom, Michigan head over to our listener Diane's son's Deli called Mira and let them know we sent you for 10% off your bill!

Lynette's been listening to Turtle Boy and she finally and completely convinces Stefanie of Karen's innocence. Plus! A hot take on an old case: Stef has some interesting feelings about the Jennifer Crumbley (school shooter mom) case.Blissy is offering 60-nights risk-free PLUS an additional 30% off when you shop at Blissy.com/FCOL.

Lynette is called into the principal's office. 

Elli Rose had a difficult upbringing, taking care of her mom who also struggled with addiction. But luckily Elli is also funny and a good story teller. Elli's mom is going to be Stefanie's guest very soon so maybe listen to this now so you'll know what the fuck is going on!

In today's episode, we talk about cooking with our kids, Lynette's new house, going to woke elementary schools before it was cool and Bob.Blissy is offering 60-nights risk-free PLUS an additional 30% off when you shop at Blissy.com/FCOL.

Stef goes to a graduation party and spoiler alert: doesn't have that much fun plus they talk about that insane documentary Maternal Instinct, an HBO doozy about a cult of large sized women and the conclusion to a true crime mystery of many years. Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout

Lynette goes into Patreon detail of the bad friend of Natalia who was brought up on an episode a few weeks ago!

Don't let the title fool you, this isn't a super sappy episode but Stef's kids did graduate high school and college. And yes, Stef did cry a little but not at what you'd expect. Plus, Telahealth talk and Lynette's trip to Oregon and double plus plus, Lynette has some big news to share!Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout

Since Sadie and Xander just had their prom, Stef and Lynette discuss the reality of today's proms vs. how prom was in the 80's/90's and in the movies. Plus, Lyle Lyle has come such a long way and Stef and Lynette revisit the whole damn tear jerking journey to Lyle's happy ending.Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/fcol to get personalized, affordable care that gets you. 

Producer Gary explains Uber to a fascinated Stef and Lynette who have very high voices!

Lynette has some exciting (maybe) house news plus, what are Natalia and Sonny up to next year? Elby is going to be adulting extremely soon and Stef and Lynette have thoughts. They also revisit some old casting stories.Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/fcol to get personalized, affordable care that gets you.