Forehead Fables

I also am pretty sure I was swimming at the beach next to a dead body for a whole day

You guys sent in your dating profiles and we critiqued them.I took a break from injecting chinese peptides directly into my balls to bring you this episode.

Dr. Garrett Ryan [AKA toldinstone] is back to answer your questions about Ancient Rome such as:What were poor people's funerals like in Ancient Rome?How gross were the public baths in Rome?Why were gladiators and actors both celebrities and second class citizens?Why were they gay and did they jerk off?

Wilbur Soot, the second guest on the podcast, has returned after 6 long years.

Idk if you guys have played it yet, but there's a skyrim RP server called Keizall. Do yourself a favor and get on that shit. It's all i've been doing for 2 weeks.

Sam, Poob, and Omid went out to Dahlonega, GA to find the last nuggets from the 1829 Gold Rush.

featuring Dugo and Willard

gooners vs edgers guys what team are you on

Brayden is back for another awesome episode. Except this time he has an actual podcast setup and a good internet connection. Consider this his redemption arc.

pooberton's house flooded

every family has at least one

Sam & Sam struggle with their fall into irrelevance by tapping on the glass of the internet's largest collection of washed up celebrities.

musings of modern day philosophers

this year is full of possibilities!

Poob was horrifically crippled during a production put on by Wubby and is possibly seeking litigation. But he's willing to drop it if he can get some walking around money.

This is ToastRackTV, a man that chose to end his career of TV editing to pursue the biggest dream of all, being a Tarkov streamer.

Animal expert Creature Crossing came on to teach us about falconry and snake orgies and some other stuff. There were some slight technical issues because the guy had a real trash computer but he's a guy with a bunch of snakes i don't imagine he'd have top of the line tech skills.

The Sams ON LOCATION in the CITY of SIN to record our liberal whiner-baby special at the rootin' tootin' gun event thrown by Donut Operator and Brandon Herrara.

Fresh off the heels of twitchcon with so many stories to tell.

really confronting some important life questions here, like uh, how much straw we can stuff in a forge before sam's uncle comes back from the dead and kicks his ass or something

Hey guys this episode is featuring Flesh Simulator. Kind of a Dale Gribble conspiracy type guy.

Josie came on the show to tell us about her experiences at an 18+ My Little Pony convention called Mare Fair and winning Fishtank

Pretend for a moment you have us tied to a chair in your basement. What kind of questions would you ask us?

THROW THE SWITCH, IGOR!

Thanks for sending in pics of your houses. I went ahead and catalogued all the pictures showing unlocked windows and sent them to that geoguesser guy so that he can send me ur addresses.

this episode reaches new lows that large language models will never be able to comprehend

See you pimps at the Towers Unite horse races. 30k on 6, 7, and 8 everytime.

J1mmy holds the prestigious honor of being the only guest with an episode so bad that we never aired it. This is his redemption arc.

It worked fellas. We did it! Totally hoodwinked those squares! And now we can go back to our sick and twisted ways.

This is a completely average and normal episode for our friends & families to enjoy.

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this episode is mostly talking about robot gladiator rings and Jon Hamm dragging his frat mate by the balls with a claw hammer. One of the topics is actually real. Guess. Guess which one i bet ur wrong.

It's actually kind of ridiculous when you think about it. I think it's kind of classy to huff on a rag and then lay down on the floor for a while.

We recorded an episode and then realized it was kind of a failure so then we sat down and listened to that episode and critiqued it and made it (worse?) better.

we finally found out who that guy wearing the wire was at twitch con.

talking medieval history with Jason Kingsley

We got a ghost buster on the podcast to talk about catching ghosts

Coming in hot with the first guest of the new year. A little fella by the name of New Bryan.

don't forget to leave out your milk & cookies

sam wants to know if he can celebrate kwanza or if it's totally not cool

It's Thanksgiving 2024 and chances are you're enduring generational trauma around the dinner table tonight. Pop your earbuds in and drown out all of the screaming with... whatever this is

this title only makes sense if you're a Song of Ice and Fire nerd like the Sams

we talk for a while about vampires with asperger's syndrome

We found a real Transylvanian Vampire Historian to talk to us about Romania's various mythological beasts and ghoulies.

May its magnetism cleanse this city.

This dude has been everywhere and done damn near everything

You guys sent in hundreds of conspiracies. From cryptids to Poob's sexuality, nothing is above your scrutiny and we appreciate that.

There's some good bits halfway into this chinwag

joes is worming hell yeah. also some sort of fantasy archtype tier list halfway through the episode. just for my 1 homie that liked them on speakpipe

there's nothing more patriotic