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Forehead Fables

I made this podcast to get women.It hasn't worked.

  1. 164

    What Has Wilbur Soot Been Sinking His Teeth Into?​

    Wilbur Soot, the second guest on the podcast, has returned after 6 long years.

  2. 163

    everyone in skyrim hates this guy

    Idk if you guys have played it yet, but there's a skyrim RP server called Keizall. Do yourself a favor and get on that shit. It's all i've been doing for 2 weeks.

  3. 162

    We Went Prospecting for Gold

    Sam, Poob, and Omid went out to Dahlonega, GA to find the last nuggets from the 1829 Gold Rush.

  4. 161
  5. 160

    The Coolest Guy We've Ever Seen

    gooners vs edgers guys what team are you on

  6. 159

    Tales from a Zoo Keeper - @CreatureCrossing

    Brayden is back for another awesome episode. Except this time he has an actual podcast setup and a good internet connection. Consider this his redemption arc.

  7. 158

    Yabba Dabba Doo Orange

    pooberton's house flooded

  8. 157

    Hangin With the Touchler

    every family has at least one

  9. 156

    Everyone Has a Price

    Sam & Sam struggle with their fall into irrelevance by tapping on the glass of the internet's largest collection of washed up celebrities.

  10. 155

    Like Sucking on a Meat Thimble

    musings of modern day philosophers

  11. 154

    Post Stroke Clarity

    this year is full of possibilities!

  12. 153

    The Passion of the Poob

    Poob was horrifically crippled during a production put on by Wubby and is possibly seeking litigation. But he's willing to drop it if he can get some walking around money.

  13. 152

    This Guy Edited Mythbusters - Ft. ToastRackTV

    This is ToastRackTV, a man that chose to end his career of TV editing to pursue the biggest dream of all, being a Tarkov streamer.

  14. 151

    Inviting an Animal Expert to Talk About Snake Schlong

    Animal expert Creature Crossing came on to teach us about falconry and snake orgies and some other stuff. There were some slight technical issues because the guy had a real trash computer but he's a guy with a bunch of snakes i don't imagine he'd have top of the line tech skills.

  15. 150

    Welcome To The Right Wing Pipeline

    The Sams ON LOCATION in the CITY of SIN to record our liberal whiner-baby special at the rootin' tootin' gun event thrown by Donut Operator and Brandon Herrara.

  16. 149

    Arguing With a Brick Wall

    Fresh off the heels of twitchcon with so many stories to tell.

  17. 148

    A Sheep in Sheep's Clothing

    really confronting some important life questions here, like uh, how much straw we can stuff in a forge before sam's uncle comes back from the dead and kicks his ass or something

  18. 147

    Flesh Shows us the Light

    Hey guys this episode is featuring Flesh Simulator. Kind of a Dale Gribble conspiracy type guy.

  19. 146

    Based and Josie Pilled

    Josie came on the show to tell us about her experiences at an 18+ My Little Pony convention called Mare Fair and winning Fishtank

  20. 145

    The Patron Inquisition

    Pretend for a moment you have us tied to a chair in your basement. What kind of questions would you ask us?

  21. 144

    IGOR! TURN ME INTO A NA'VI IGOR!

    THROW THE SWITCH, IGOR!

  22. 143

    some of you live like animals

    Thanks for sending in pics of your houses. I went ahead and catalogued all the pictures showing unlocked windows and sent them to that geoguesser guy so that he can send me ur addresses.

  23. 142

    Too Dumb to be A.I.

    this episode reaches new lows that large language models will never be able to comprehend

  24. 141

    We Finally Bought a Content House

    See you pimps at the Towers Unite horse races. 30k on 6, 7, and 8 everytime.

  25. 140

    Worst Guest Do-Over Ft. J1mmy

    J1mmy holds the prestigious honor of being the only guest with an episode so bad that we never aired it. This is his redemption arc.

  26. 139

    DON'T Watch This Episode If You Know Us In Real Life

    It worked fellas. We did it! Totally hoodwinked those squares! And now we can go back to our sick and twisted ways.

  27. 138

    Watch This Episode If You Know Us In Real Life

    This is a completely average and normal episode for our friends & families to enjoy.

  28. 137

    You Get What You Deserve

    let this be a warning to those of you who ghost us when we invite you onto our show cough obama coughHead to https://factormeals.com/forehead50off and use code forehead50off for 50% off first box, plus free shipping

  29. 136

    The Great HAMMering

    this episode is mostly talking about robot gladiator rings and Jon Hamm dragging his frat mate by the balls with a claw hammer. One of the topics is actually real. Guess. Guess which one i bet ur wrong.

  30. 135

    Wife Won't Let Me Be an Ether Junkie

    It's actually kind of ridiculous when you think about it. I think it's kind of classy to huff on a rag and then lay down on the floor for a while.

  31. 134

    Rewatching Our Worst Episode

    We recorded an episode and then realized it was kind of a failure so then we sat down and listened to that episode and critiqued it and made it (worse?) better.

  32. 133

    Never Meet Your Favorite Streamers

    we finally found out who that guy wearing the wire was at twitch con.

  33. 132

    The Guy That Owns Judge Dredd is a Knight

    talking medieval history with Jason Kingsley

  34. 131

    How to Beat Off Ghosts ft. ParanormalQuest

    We got a ghost buster on the podcast to talk about catching ghosts

  35. 130

    Our Best Guest Yet

    Coming in hot with the first guest of the new year. A little fella by the name of New Bryan.

  36. 129

    Septic Tank Santa

    don't forget to leave out your milk & cookies

  37. 128

    The Happiest Time of the Year

    sam wants to know if he can celebrate kwanza or if it's totally not cool

  38. 127

    Chicken Pot Lies

    It's Thanksgiving 2024 and chances are you're enduring generational trauma around the dinner table tonight. Pop your earbuds in and drown out all of the screaming with... whatever this is

  39. 126

    A Feast for Brows

    this title only makes sense if you're a Song of Ice and Fire nerd like the Sams

  40. 125

    Boiling Alive in a Gizmo Suit

    we talk for a while about vampires with asperger's syndrome

  41. 124

    This Guy is a Real Transylvanian Vampire Historian

    We found a real Transylvanian Vampire Historian to talk to us about Romania's various mythological beasts and ghoulies.

  42. 123

    All Hail the Great Magnet

    May its magnetism cleanse this city.

  43. 122

    Getting Flayed in Somalia Ft. Evan Hadfield

    This dude has been everywhere and done damn near everything

  44. 121

    Debunking Your Stupid Conspiracy Theories

    You guys sent in hundreds of conspiracies. From cryptids to Poob's sexuality, nothing is above your scrutiny and we appreciate that.

  45. 120

    Most Epic Domestic Dispute of All Time

    There's some good bits halfway into this chinwag

  46. 119

    Earthworm Joe

    joes is worming hell yeah. also some sort of fantasy archtype tier list halfway through the episode. just for my 1 homie that liked them on speakpipe

  47. 118

    Huge Squirrel Nuts

    there's nothing more patriotic

  48. 117

    The Great Discord Mod Civil War

    When two titans clash, the whole of discord suffers.

  49. 116

    Stalking A Former Guest

    Sam heads up to Poob's house and the boys go on a poorly planned misadventure to see a fan favorite former guest

  50. 115

    Stoking The Parasocial Flames

    We got you guys to send in some messages for the show. Some of you are really funny you should make your own podcasts.

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I made this podcast to get women.It hasn't worked.

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General Sam

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I made this podcast to get women.It hasn't worked.

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