Francis Foster

In this week on The Francis Foster Show, we take a satirical deep dive into the chaos of global politics, from Iran and Middle East tensions to the fallout from the Epstein files and the ongoing meltdown in UK politics. Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The Ayatollah Is Dead & Everyone Lost Their Minds | The Francis Foster Show Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] --------- Credits: The Nate Friedman Show - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM0G20UiSy0 GB News - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnK6WaBUoVo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How London Became a Global Punchline｜The Francis Foster Show Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is everything just worse? The daughter bringing her first boyfriend home and is football coming home this summer? Francis Foster sorts your life out with Joe Cole. Follow Joe: https://instagram.com/therealjoecole Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 04:48 - Have I Become That Old Guy Or Is Everything Just Worse? 10:27 - My Daughter's Brought Her First Boyfriend Home 36:00 - Is Football Coming Home This Summer? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Blagging a new job, newborns crying at night, boob jobs, gym bro's and Molly Mae vlogs. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Jonathan Kogan. Follow Jonathan: X - https://x.com/Kogie11?s=20 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/jonathankogancomedy/ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 05:25 - My Wife Texted Asking If She Needed A Boob Job 11:55 - I'm Out Of Depth In My New Job. Do I Keep Blagging It Or Leave? 19:04 - Our Newborn Cries At Night And Our Neighbour Thinks We've Installed A Tiny Air Raid Siren 26:36 - My Flatmate Has Turned Into A Full-time Gym Bro 34:15 - My Girlfriend Is Obsessed With Molly Mae Vlogs on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Spending silly money on cooking equipment you never use, finding your old teacher on Hinge and breaking a New Years resolution to do a marathon with your mate. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Andrew Maxwell. Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 08:22 - I've Spent Over £1000 On Niche Cooking Equipment And Never Use It 22:57 - I Was On Hinge The Other Day And Saw My Old Teacher 28:42 - My Friend And I Made A New Years Resolution To Do A Marathon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Annoying Twitter make influencers, surviving your girlfriend still watching Christmas movies in February, seeing Ed Miliband every time you go for a morning run and our takes on the AI hype. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Melissa Chen. Follow Melissa: X - https://x.com/MsMelChen?s=20 Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 07:39 - I Can't Deal With These Twitter Male Influencers Anymore 19:27 - What Is Your Take On The AI Hype? 25:54 - I Go For A Run When Working From Home And Always Pass Ed Miliband 38:15 - How Do I Survive My Relationship Without Losing My Mind? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Your son's first haircut being done by his grandpa, celebrity boxing, local artisan coffee shops and would it be better for young people to leave the country for a better future? Francis Foster sorts your life out with Adam Brooks. Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 09:40 - My Son Ended Up With His First Haircut Being Done By His Grandpa 20:42 - Which Two Celebrities Or MPs Would You Like To See Step Into The Boxing Ring? 33:18 - Would It Be Better For People My Age To Leave The Country For A Better Future? 38:21 - I Feel Like A Twat When I Go Into Local Artisan Coffee Shops Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chatty neighbours with bad breath, enjoying your own company over relationships and kissing up to your bosses at work. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Will Kingston. Follow Will: X - https://x.com/WillKingston?s=20 YouTube - ⁨@FireatWillPod⁩ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 11:26 - My Neighbour Loves To Chat But His Breath Could Knock Out A Small Animal 19:20 - I've Been In A Few Relationships But I'm Enjoying My Own Company 30:48 - I'm An Expert At Kissing Up To My Bosses Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How would Britain look if Donald Trump were Prime Minister, finding out your date loves Zack Polanski and how to get your personality back fro the social media algorithms. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Emma Webb Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 03:14 - Keir Starmer Feels Like A HR Manager 15:04 - My Date Loves Zack Polanski 21:08 - What Would Britain Look Like If Donald Trump Were Prime Minister? 27:43 - How Do I Get My Personality Back? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Your wife tracking your phone location, not letting your kids go to a relatives because they don't eat clean and women being horrible. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Lewis Schaffer. Follow Lewis: X - https://x.com/LewisSchaffer YouTube - @lewisschafferlive Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 03:19 - My Wife Tracks My Phone Location 08:04 - Brothers New Wife Says Her Kids Can't Visit Because We Don't Eat Clean 11:53 - My Colleague Fakes Sick Days 17:11 - My Friend Overshares Intimate Details About Her Marriage 21:47 - My Daughter Joined The Debate Club Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An uncle leaving his estate to his gay lover, standing desks being installed at work, rent increases and refusing to stand for a minute silence. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Mike Graham. Follow Mike - @themikegrahamshow Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 05:49 - My Uncle Wants To Leave His Estate To His Gay Lover 11:15 - My Daughter Refuses To Stand For The Minute Silence At School 19:30 - My Landlord Wants To Increase My Rent By £350... 26:55 - I Walked Into My Office To See They've Installed Standing Desks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A husband with a secret separate savings account, being sent conspiracy videos on WhatsApp and a friend posting emotional breakdowns online. Francis Foster sorts your life out for an overrated New Year! Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 07:13 - I Found Out My Husband Has A Separate Savings Account I Knew Nothing About 11:11 - My Dad Keeps Forwarding Me Conspiracy WhatsApp Videos 15:23 - My Friend Keeps Posting Emotional Breakdowns Online And Gets Angry When Nobody Reaches Out Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Open warfare with your neighbours, quitting school for a TikTok career and your wife flirting with waiters to get free drinks. Francis Foster sorts your life out for Christmas! Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 04:53 - My Neighbour Keeps Parking Across Our Driveway 09:56 - My Husband Has Started Going To The Gym. Is He Preparing To Leave Me? 14:15 - My Teenage Daughter Told Me She Wants To Drop Out Of School To Do TikTok Full-Time... 19:23 - My Wife Flirts With Waiters To Get Free Drinks. Am I Insecure Or Is She Disrespecting Us Both? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Refusing to get a job until you find something meaningful, driving after four pints and girlfriend's lecturing the entire family. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Amanda Baker. Amanda's Comedy Courses - https://tickettailor.com/events/amandabaker Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 05:24 - My Friend Drives After Four Pints, Do I intervene Or Mind My Own Business? 15:24 - My Son Refuses To Get A Job Until He Finds Something Meaningful 24:34 - My Brother's New Girlfriend Acts Like She's Above The Family Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Young women dating older men, wanting to quit your job for a business venture and women at work touching you. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Ric Diez. Follow Ric: X - https://x.com/sadmanric Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/sadmanric/ YouTube - @SadManRic Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 03:09 - My Daughter's New Boyfriend Is Nearly 30 10:41 - My Friend Wants To Move In With Me After Her Breakup 16:42 - A Woman At Work Keeps Touching My Arm 22:54 - I Want To Quit My Job And Go All In On A Business Idea 29:03 - My Neighbour Asked Me To Pretend I Didn't Hear His Wife Screaming Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Creepy comments about your outfit from a friends' husband, neighbours opening your parcels and finding out your boyfriend is still subscribed to his ex's OnlyFans. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Lee Hurst. Follow Lee: Website - https://leehurst.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 14:57 - I've Discovered My Boyfriend Is Still Subscribed To His Ex's OnlyFans account 22:19 - My Neighbour Confessed To Opening My Parcels 33:40 - My Friend's Husband Made A Creepy Comment About My Outfit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The recent TRIGGERnometry trip to America, family members borrowing money, no longer finding your partner sexually attractive and finding out your husband is watching porn at work. Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 04:43 - Being Back In The UK After The America Trip 16:55 - I Think My Husband Is Watching Porn At Work 20:16 - I Lied On My CV About A Qualification And Now They Want Me To Teach It 25:35 - My Brother Keeps Borrowing Money And Never Pays Me Back 29:00 - My Mrs Told Me She Doesn't Find Me Sexually Attractive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Diversity hires, lying about who you vote for, "borrowing" your friends clothes and influencer culture. Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro/America Plans 09:09 - I Can't Decide If Influencer Culture Is Freedom Or Slavery 13:27 - I Lent My Friend My Coat Last Winter And She's Still Wearing It 15:38 - I Told A Friend She Only Got The Job Because She's A Diversity Hire 20:05 - I Caught My Dad Lying About Voting For Labour After Years Of Tory Loyalty 24:08 - I Heard Someone Say Straight White Men Need To Sit This Decade Out Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nobody speaking in lifts, tipping fast food delivery riders, quitting your job with no plan and picking a trade over going to university. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Andrew Mensah. Follow Andrew: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/andrewmensah_/ Website - https://andrewmensahcomedy.com/ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 06:58 - My Mate Says He Doesn't Tip Deliveroo Riders 14:34 - My Mate Wants To Just Quit His Job And Move To Portugal 30:51 - I Got In A Lift And Nobody Spoke For Twelve Floors 39:50 - I Told My Son To Pick A Trade Instead Of Going To University Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Filming gigs on your phone, private healthcare, AI chatbots and being invisible in your forties. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Luisa Omielan. Luisa's Links: Website/BuyTickets - https://www.luisaomielan.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/luisaomielan Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 03:10 - I Went To A Gig Where Some Of The Crowd Filmed The Whole Show On Their Phone 11:12 - I Feel I'm More Invisible In My Forties Than I Was In My Twenties 18:07 - My Wife Insists On Separating Our Recycling... 27:08 - The New AI Chatbot At My GP Surgery Keeps Telling Me I Can't Have An Appointment Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Studying fine art at university, finding out one of your child's teachers is on OnlyFans and being snitched on by your neighbour during Covid lockdowns. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Miriam Elia. Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 10:53 - My Daughter Has Applied To University To Study Fine Art 20:13 - During Covid My Neighbour Snitched On Me For Going To The Park 25:49 - We Found Out A Teacher At My Sons School Has An OnlyFans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Refusing to date male feminists, appearing on Blind Date, secret TikTok accounts and interviewing Lily Phillips. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Posie Parker. Follow Posie: X - https://x.com/ThePosieParker YouTube - @KellieJayKeen Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 12:06 - A Friend Of Mine Says She Won't Date Feminists 31:50 - I Discovered My Daughter Has A Secret TikTok Account 43:53 - My Mate Won't Date A Woman That Earns More Than Him Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eating dinner as a family, Reform UK's indefinite leave to remain (ILR) plans and not getting any sex at a sex party. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Fraser Myers. Follow Fraser's work: https://x.com/FraserMyers https://x.com/spikedonline https://spiked-online.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 02:37 - My Teenage Son Won't Eat Dinner With Us Anymore 21:02 - Reform UK Wanting To Abolish Indefinite Leave To Remain 32:21 - We Tried Swinging Once... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wellness days at work instead of pay rises, why we have a King and are books now irrelevant? Francis Foster sorts your life out with Steve Allen. Follow Steve on Social Media: X - https://x.com/mrstevenallen Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 07:28 - My Boss Offered Us Wellness Days Instead Of A Pay Rise 22:38 - My Mate Hasn't Read A Book In Five Years 29:34 - My Son Asked Me Why Our Country Has A King... 39:57 - My Mate Says He Won't Date Women Who Talk About Astrology 42:41 - My Teenage Son Doesn't Want To Go To University As He Thinks It's A Scam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Britain not making anything anymore, the appropriate way to eat your dinner, cleaning up before the cleaners come round and is real joy cheaper than we think? Francis Foster sorts your life out with Josh Howie. Follow Josh on Social Media: X - https://x.com/joshxhowie Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 07:07 - The Supermarket Has Security Guards On The Self-Checkout 14:22 - I've Stopped Calling Myself Right-Wing 25:30 - I Heard Someone Say Britain Doesn't Make Anything Anymore 29:09 - I Caught Myself Wiping Down The Kitchen Counters Before The Cleaners Came Round 34:41 - I Bought My Nephew An Expensive Lego Set And He Played More With The Box 40:37 - The Family Across The Road Eat Dinner In Front Of The TV And We Eat At The Table Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The changes on the British high streets, political labels and how inclusivity is erasing inclusion. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Benjamin Butterworth. Follow Benjamin on socials: X - https://x.com/benjaminbutter Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 05:45 - I Stopped Calling Myself Right-Wing 19:39 - Our Pub Replaced Our Dart Board With A QR Code 32:02 - Are Turkish Barbers And Vape Shops Decline Or Evolution? 37:48 - I Watched A Documentary On The British Empire Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Moving out of London, teenagers who think they're too smart to work and saving the local library. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Adam Bloom. Adam's book: Finding Your Comic Genius | https://amzn.eu/d/8jzpybk Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 - Intro 03:11 - My Dad Says The Country Went Downhill When We Stopped hanging Washing Outside 12:59 - I Overheard Two Teenagers Say They're Too Smart To Work 30:18 - I Signed A Petition To Save The Local Library 38:52 - My Wife Wants To Move Out Of London Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Unaffordable affordable housing, queuing being the last bit of British civility, shouting at politicians and thoughts on Graham Linehan. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Matt Goodwin. Follow Matt: Substack - https://substack.com/@mattgoodwin X - https://x.com/GoodwinMJ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 Intro 08:03 My Son Asked Me Why People Shout At Politicians On The News 18:24 My Mate Won't Queue For Anything, Is Queuing The Last Bit Of British Civility? 23:32 New Housing Near Me Is Apparently Affordable 35:21 Thoughts On The Graham Linehan Arrest Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Our lives being ruled by AI, taking off your shoes, kids aspiring to be content creators and finding yourself in the middle of a war. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Winston Marshall. Follow Winston: X - https://x.com/MrWinMarshall YouTube - ⁨@winston_marshall⁩ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 Intro 12:15 My Mate Has Started Taking His Shoes Off When Entering The Living Room 14:44 My Nephew Says He Wants To Be A Content Creator 24:41 My Ex Sent Me A Photo Of Our Old Dog From Two Years Ago 35:31 I Saw A Man Having A Full-Blown Argument With Chat-GPT Outside Greggs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Being the only one that's based in your friendship group, posh builders, baby names and being proud of the British Empire. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Rafe Heydel-Mankoo. Follow Rafe: X - https://x.com/RafHM YouTube - @rafalhm Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 Intro 05:10 I Used To Think The British Empire Was Something To Be Proud Of 09:52 We're Meant To Split Time At Christmas Between Families 19:05 I Bumped Into A Friend And They Asked If I was Still Teaching 20:37 I'm The Only Based One In My Friendship Group 27:55 I Live In A Shared Flat In London And My Street Is Like A UN Meeting 33:14 I Offered A Builder A Cup Of Tea And He Asked For An Oat Flat White 36:41 I Named My Baby Otis And Now People Are Saying It's An Interesting Choice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ring doorbells for all angles, no longer believing in free will, passive aggressive notes from neighbours and a cash free society by the back door. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Simon Evans. SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Follow Simon X - https://x.com/TheSimonEvans Stand-up - https://thesimonevans.com/ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 Intro 07:30 My Neighbour Has Five RIng Doorbells Covering Every Angle Of His Semi 18:46 My New Manager Starts Every Meeting With A Breathing Exercise 24:01 I Told A Mate I Stopped Believing In Free Will 29:58 My Neighbour Left A Passive Aggressive Note About Us Not Cleaning Our Recycling 38:09 I've Started Using Self-Service Checkouts Even When There's No Queue Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Reflecting on your early adult years, feminism not going far enough, neighbourhood brothels and Green Party babies. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Julie Bindel. SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Follow Julie: Substack - https://substack.com/@juliebindel X - https://x.com/bindelj Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 Intro 07:50 My Mum Says Feminism Has Gone Too Far 15:37 There's A Brothel Operating Down From My Flat... 23:10 Reflecting On Choices Made In My Twenties And Thirties Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inclusive language, misspent taxes, tea civil war , trans joy and vape safety. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Claire Fox. Follow Claire on X: https://x.com/Fox_Claire SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 Intro 02:21 My University Is Obsessed With Inclusive Language 14:12 Is This How Tax Payers Money Just Vanishes? 23:34 My Nephew Says Everyone Vapes Now, But I think This Will Be A Disaster 31:31 My Wife And I Are Locked In A Tea Civil War 40:28 My New Neighbour Has A Sign In Her Window Saying Trans Joy Is Revolutionary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Schools cutting back on meat, using AI for menial office tasks, buzzing over Trump sending the National Guard to LA and fuming at Reform's Burka ban debate. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Tom Slater. Follow Tom: X - https://x.com/Tom_Slater_ https://spiked-online.com SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 Intro 02:18 The Kid's School Says They're Cutting Back On Meat 16:28 My Office Is Trialling AI 26:39 My Neighbourhood Has Been Buzzing Over Trump Sending National Guard To LA 30:13 Is the UK Bringing Back National Service For Teenagers? 40:41 My Sister Is Fuming At Reform's Burka Ban Debate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Konstantin Kisin co host of Triggernometry Konstantin Twitter - https://x.com/KonstantinKisin Konstantin Substack - https://www.konstantinkisin.com/ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Refusing to wear trainers, feeling emasculated, eating microwaved haddock at work every morning and watching your 26yr old neighbours in the hot tub. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Josh James. Follow Josh: YouTube -  @JoshJamesy  TikTok - tiktok.com/joshjamesy Instagram - instagram.com/joshjamesy SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Being a Ukrainian in Camden, calling your dad at the same time every week and I'm not racist, but... Francis Foster sorts your life out with Nicholas De Santo. Follow Nicholas: YouTube - @AngloItalianComedy X - https://x.com/Nico_DeSanto SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 Intro 13:43 Flat Sharing And Not Knowing The Surnames Of My Flat Mates 23:40 I'm A Ukrainian In Camden 30:33 I'm Not Racist, BUT... 33:54 I've Started Calling My Dad Every Thursday At The Same Time 38:07 I Watch People Scrolling On Their Phones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

King Charles apologising to Sadiq Khan, making fun of gingers, being sober and Shamima Begum. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Patrick Christys. Follow Patrick on X - https://x.com/PatrickChristys SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 Intro 02:48 Sadiq Khan Being Knighted 10:50 My Dad Was Never Around And I'm About To Be A Father 24:00 My Grocery Prices Are Mental Since Trumps Tariffs 34:30 I Stopped Drinking But Miss The Person I Used To Be Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Your family calling you a Zionist shill, texting like the young'uns and going back to Chruch. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Brendan O'Neill. Follow Brendan's work at @spiked SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 Intro 09:27 My Cousin Keeps Sharing Articles About Israeli Strikes In Gaza 23:12 My Daughter Told Me To Stop Using Full-Stops In My Texts 36:54 I Started Going Back To Church Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LinkedIn being the worst social platform, cashless corner shops and bragging about your charity donations. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Benedict Spence. SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 Intro 01:38 Do You Identify As Conservative? 09:53 A Mate From School Keeps Making Posts On LinkedIn About "Leadership" 19:44 My Corner Shop Has Gone Cashless 28:30 I Donated To A Food Bank And Then Posted About It... 32:16 I Used To Think Posh People Were The Problem 38:27 Our Neighbours have Started Putting Their Bins Outside Our House Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dodgy looking Deliveroo drivers, not putting the heating on and finding out your fiancé went viral on YouTube with a video on how to emotionally control women. Francis Foster sorts your life out. SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://manscaped.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 Intro 02:00 My Elderly Mum Thinks Deliveroo Drivers Are Burglars 16:19 New Couple That Moved In Next Door Put Their Bins Out Early 20:09 My Sister's Fiancé Made A Viral YouTube Video On How To Control Women 25:58 My Husband Won't Let Us Put The Heating On Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Poetry, fake orgasms, how Francis would be a terrible dad and having a purposeful life. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Andrew Doyle. | Pre-order Andrew's new book "The End of Woke" - https://geni.us/TheEndofWoke SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://m⁠anscaped.com⁠ Follow Andrew on X - https://x.com/andrewdoyle_com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 Intro 03:54 Favourite Poetry 09:45 Psychedelics 12:59 My Landlord Asked Me If His Son Could Sleep On The Sofa 25:50 Everyone Is using AI For Reading... 37:40 My Wife Says She's Faked Orgasms For Three Years... 41:08 My Co-workers Are Always Trying To Optimise Their Lives Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Peter talks about his viral joke posted on X (Twitter) which caused people to report him to the police, his funny arrests and drinking proper beer. Francis Foster and Peter Bleksley sort your life out. Follow Peter on X - https://x.com/PeterBleksley Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 Intro 02:21 Peter's Viral Twitter Joke 12:11 What's The Funniest Arrest You've Ever Done? 17:52 My Corner Shop Is Now A Fermentation Shop And All I Want Is A Can Of Stella 26:18 My GP Appointment Was With A Man In A Hoodie 29:37 My Work Is Pushing Return To Office But I'm More Productive At Home 34:17 My New Neighbour Leaves Passive Aggressive Notes 39:02 Cockney Rhyming Slang Quiz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Travel for weddings, an obsession with Ayahuasca and having a girlfriend that loves to fight. Francis Foster sorts your life out. | Buy my new book 'Classroom Confidential', now available for pre-order - https://amzn.eu/d/42W2tcK Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 Intro 01:33 My Girlfriend Loves A Fight And I Find It Embarrassing 13:22 A Friend From Uni Invited Me To Her Wedding In Tuscany 22:56 My Housemate's Girlfriend Has Basically Moved In 26:42 I'm Seeing A Guy Obsessed With Ayahuasca Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Going TikTok viral, the Eni Aluko saga, being a stay at home dad and fake laughs. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Andrew Gold. | Buy my new book 'Classroom Confidential', now available for pre-order - https://amzn.eu/d/42W2tcK Follow Andrew: YouTube - @andrewgoldheretics X - https://x.com/AndrewGold_ok Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: [email protected] 00:00 Intro 01:13 The Eni Aluko Saga 07:47 There's A Girl In My Office That Fake Laughs After Every Sentence 14:56 Our Cleaner Asked Us For A Reference 22:28 Is Consent Spiritual Now? 31:02 I'm A Stay At Home Dad But Never Included In Group Chats With Other Mums 41:00 I Went Viral On TikTok For My Weird Laugh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices