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Frank Emsley Seriously

by Frank Emsley

This is a podcast about absolutely nothing at all. I record this podcast when I’m doing stupid shit like walking to the store, doing crap around the house, and, here lately, doing clothes at the laundromat. Don’t expect anything fantastic here, this is something for me to do when I’m bored. Sponsors: https://www.suittrans.com https://www.augasonfarms.com

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Episodes

  1. Episode 105 - Frank Emsley Seriously

    I hate all technology except ChatGPT. ChatGPT created this cover art.

  2. Episode 104: Cell Phones

    I absolutely *hate+ cell phones.

  3. Episode 103: God Hates My Money

    Had hates me and I’m ok with this.

  4. Episode 102 Really, Iran?

    Iran has nukes, what is one to do?

  5. Episode 101 - Frank Emsley Seriously Friggin’ Jailbirds

    Working with jailbirds just SUCKS! Sponsors: suittrans.com augusonfarms.com laundryroomservice.com

  6. Episode 100

    For once, I DON’T BITCH ABOUT WORK!!!

  7. Episode 99 - Lawyers must BURN IN HELL!

    I bitch about the wimpiness of living in Alabama, lawyers, general retardedness, and, of course, my job. Sponsors: suittrans.com augasonfarms.com laundryroomservice.com

  8. Episode 98 - Frank Emsley Seriously

    Super pissy episode about pseudo workplace safety. Sponsors: Suittrans.com Augisonfarms com Laundry room service.com

  9. Episode 97 - Frank Emsley Seriously

    Fuck stupidity. Sponsors: Suittrans.com Augasonfarms.com Laundry room service.com

  10. Episode 96 - Frank Emsley Seriously

    In this very short podcast, I bitch about ordering a GODDAMMED PIZZA!!!

  11. Episode 95 - Frank Emsley Seriously

    More stupidity, my forte…

  12. Episode 94: The Shit Sandwich with Cheese Episode

    Rogan/Trump/Work. I love my job, I just hate the stupidity. Sponsors: augasonfarms.com suittrans.com laundryroomservice.com

  13. Episode 93 - Frank Emsley Seriously

    At the end, I must’ve muted my microphone. Don’t care. Sponsors: Suittrans.com Augasonfarms.com Damdis.com Laundry room service.com

  14. Episode 92 - Frank Emsley Seriously

    More bitching about work and the Harris campaign. Since I had a cold, and it made me sound like Barry White, I went with the Barry White cover theme…

  15. Episode 90 - Another Booze Store Run.

    I walk to the booze store while I talk about stupid shit. Some politics, some work, and some stuff about Joe Rogan’s inability to see that he, Rogan, is stepping directly into the mainstream media’s trap by NOT interviewing Trump. One of my best piece-of-shit episodes to date. Vivian makes a…

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  16. Episode 89 - Frank Emsley Seriously

    I recorded this with a coworker. We bitch about work together.This way we’ll get fired at the same time… Sponsors: Suittrans.com Augasonfarms.com Laundry room service.com Damdis.com

  17. Episode 88 - FTG, just “F” ‘em…

    More booze store ranting. Mahesh makes a brief but insightful appearance. DJT needs to abolish the Secret Service along with any number of three letter agencies. Yeah, I’m on a watchlist or two because I pretty much give no fucks… Sponsors: - augasonfarms.com - suittrans.com -...

  18. Episode 87 - Work and Traffic.

    Walking to the booze store while bitching about work and wind and traffic. One of the worst episodes I’ve ever recorded.

  19. Seriously Stupid

    In this piece of shit episode, I rant about ranting. This makes it a meta-episode. Sponsors: Augasonfarms.com Suittrans.com Damdis.com Laundry room service.com

  20. Episode 85 - Frank Emsley Seriously

    This is my Alice’s Restaurant on acid edition. I’m seriously bitching about my job and telling weird stories at the same time. Sponsors: suittrans.com damdis.com laundryroomservice.com augasonfarms.com

  21. Episode 84 - Corporate Hystrionics

    Yeah, this one’s a doozie. When they hear this one, I’m unemployed. Sponsors: Suittrans.com Augasonfarms.com Damdis.com

  22. Episode 83 - More Booze Stories

    Walking to the Booze Store. Special guest: Vivian. In this episode, I trash my best friend. Sponsors: Suittrans.com againfarms.com damdis.com laundryroomservice.com

  23. Episode 82 - More Booze Store Ranting

    I talk about Brett’s wife and how evil she is…

  24. Episode 80 - Walking to the Booze Store

    Again, I’m bitching about work. Bitching about people. Nothing new here..:

  25. Episode 79 - Jail Bird

    First podcast in months! I talk about my jail time, court, Margaret, and, of course, WORK!!! Sponsors: suittrans.com augasonfarms.com damdis.com abstract2actual.com

  26. Episode 78 - Frank Emsley Seriously - Liquor ‘Til She Screams

    A very short episode talking about my personal life while on the way to drinking myself to death

  27. Episode 77 - Doing Laundry Before Noon?!?!?? PREPOSTEROUS!!!

    In this episode, I bitch about work (big surprise!), and how I broke up with my girlfriend of thirteen years. My life is a complete fucking mess. Sponsors: laundryroomservice.com Suittrans.com Augasonfarms.com

  28. Episode 76 - Stupid People Suck

    As always, I’m bitching about work. Upper management needs to go back to their group homes and just be simply retarded. They, upper management, just needs to whack off by themselves and leave the rest of us alone. Sponsors: laundryroomservice.com damdis.com Suittrans.com augasonfarms.com

  29. Episode 75 - Doing Laundry and Bitching About Everything

    In this episode I bitch about work, AI, work, this fucking laundromat, and, of course, work. Sponsors: damdis.com augasonfarms.com suittrans.com laundryroomservice.com

  30. Episode 74 - Frank’s Farewell To Lawn Mowing FOREVER!

    I’m mowing the lawn. I watch my tiny dog murder a rabbit. I run into a huge fallen branch and start sawing away. All is podcast history. SPONSORS: Suittrans.com Augasonfarms.com Laundry room service.com

  31. Episode 73 - Black Pilled Forever.

    In this episode I bitch about being completely black pilled. It was fun to record but dark as shit. Sponsors… DamDis.com Suittrans.com Augasonfarms.com Laundryroomservice.com

  32. Episode 72 - Frank Emsley Seriously. Working for a living sucks. Dealing with assholes. Archer testimony. We are fucking DOOMED!

    We are DOOMED! The first attempt got deleted, YAY! Sponsors: augasonfarms.com damdis.com suittrans.com laundry room service.com

  33. Episode 71 - Frank Emsley Seriously Triskaidekaphobia and why being stupid is a lot of fun. Bud Light is STILL fucked. Yay. And laundry time

    Triskaidekaphobia, my seriously weird fear. Sponsors: damdis.com augasonfarms.com suittrans.com laundry room service.com

  34. Episode 69 - Laundry and My Dead Dog

    Well, shit. More Laundry. Bud Light, Target stuff, my poor dog, Aubie, and other things are talked about in this shit-headed episode. Sponsors: suittrans.com augasonfarms.com damdis.com laundryroomservice.com

  35. Episode 68 - Frank Emsley Seriously - Proportionality and Hubris

    Laundry Day! Tonight I talk shit about Tim Pool, yardwork, and other pointless garbage. Sponsors: Suittrans.com DamDis.com 1800flowers.com Augasonfarms.com Berries.com

  36. Episode 67 - Fuck Normies Forever: The EVP Episode.

    The EVP episode. It’s me doing laundry again. Tonight, I rail against Normie Retards, I bitch about my seriously fucked up personal life (with no real details), and rant like a lunatic at the end for no particular good reason. At 5 minutes and 51 seconds, an EVP can be heard saying, “Thanks,...

  37. Episode 66 - Frank Emsley Seriously

    Yard work. Trannie Talk. Same old stupid shit. Sponsors: Suittrans.com Augasonfarms.com Laundry room service.com

  38. Episode 65 - Frank Emsley Seriously

    Just another night at the laundromat. Same stupid, different episode. Yay… Sponsors: suittrans.com damdis.com augasonfarms.com laundryroomservice.com

  39. Episode 64 - Frank Emsley Seriously

    Doing laundry yet again. I go off on Murder She Wrote and talk about how to stash prepper goods as furniture. Other stupid shit as well. Sponsors: suittrans.com augusonfarms.com damdis.com laundryroomservice.com

  40. Episode 63 - Frank Emsley Seriously/Quadriplegic Olympics

    More fucking laundry in the middle of the night. One of my better episodes. I’m hopped up on caffeine and Monster Energy the entire time. I talk trash and bitch about stupid shit (as usual) and reach literally zero valuable conclusions. I will say that the quadriplegic Olympics was kind of fun....

  41. Episode 62 - Frank Emsley Seriously

    Short show because my voice was giving out. Talked about being black pilled and about CoVid. Truly boring shit.

  42. Episode 61 - Frank Emsley Seriously

    I believe this is the first podcast to talk to a guy sleeping in a public dryer. I bitch about working for a living and other first world problems on this, the worst podcast in the universe. Sponsors: https://suittrans.com https://augasonfarms.com https://damdis.com

  43. Episode 60 - Frank Emsley Seriously

    Going to Walmart to bitch about how horrible it is to be an Ugly American. Seriously, I really do love this country. Oh, and I talk about spaghetti. Sponsors https://suittrans.com/ https://augasonfarms.com/ https://damascusdispatch.com/

  44. Episode 59 - Frank Emsley Seriously

    More laundry and mindless meandering. This episode’s icon was partially created at stablediffusion.com. I bitch about how dirty this laundromat is, the FBI, and my Minds Buddy, Griffin. Brought to you by https://augasonfarms.com/ https://damascusdispatch.com/ https://suittrans.com/...

  45. Episode 58 - Frank Emsley Seriously

    Doing laundry. I talk about stupid shit. Elon’s not suicidal, etc… https://suittrans.com/ https://augasonfarms.com/ https://nanowrimo.org

  46. Episode 57 - Frank Emsley Seriously

    Another day. Laundry city. Yay.

  47. Episode 56 - Frank Emsley Seriously

    Another day, another load of laundry. I talk about Twitter, nanowrimo.org, suittrans.com, and how we’re all gonna DIE!!!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

This is a podcast about absolutely nothing at all. I record this podcast when I’m doing stupid shit like walking to the store, doing crap around the house, and, here lately, doing clothes at the laundromat. Don’t expect anything fantastic here, this is something for me to do when I’m bored.

Sponsors: https://www.suittrans.com https://www.augasonfarms.com

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Frank Emsley

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This is a podcast about absolutely nothing at all. I record this podcast when I’m doing stupid shit like walking to the store, doing crap around the house, and, here lately, doing clothes at the laundromat. Don’t expect anything fantastic here, this is something for me to do when I’m bored....

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