Episodes
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Buzzer Beaters, Birthday Plans, and Bad Falls Ep: 69
Between March Madness adventures, birthday prep, and getting ready for Opening Day, we somehow find time to relive our worst falling moments—and debate loose skin like it’s a serious topic. Sports, stories, and nonsense all in one.
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Free Tacos & Crossing Lines Ep:68
This week the pair breaks down sports the only way that matters—how many free tacos and chicken we’re owed. Kittie tries to justify crossing a picket line at a dispensary (it goes exactly how you think), while both of them discuss the whitest thing you can possibly do. They also revisit the…
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Madness Returns: The 2nd Annual Frankie & Kittie Bracket Battle Ep: 67
The madness is back. For the 2nd Annual Frankie & Kittie Madness, Fatdad returns with a freshly built bracket full of completely unnecessary debates. Frankie and Kittie go head-to-head deciding which topics move on and which get eliminated in the most scientific way possible… arguing about them....
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Forties, Final Fours & Figuring It Out Ep:66
Rocco joins the pound and things get nostalgic fast. The guys talk about drinking 40s, the fork in the road between college and jumping straight into the workforce, and how their March Madness traditions have evolved—from broke bracket dreams to adult watch parties. It’s past vs. present with a...
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Bring Back the Stocks & Book Your Flight Ep:65
This week, the pair suggests we solve modern problems with very old-school public punishments. Kittie delivers a round of current events that sends Frankie into a mild spiral, and somehow they land on whether leaving the country is adventurous… or just reckless. History, headlines, and hesitation…
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No Call, No Show & No Apologies Ep: 64
Fatdad joins the show and the first order of business? Addressing the critics. The crew revisits recent episodes, doubles down on their stance, and debates the art of the no call, no show. They also break down Super Bowl commercials, debate who’s taking it all, and gear up for the 2nd Annual...
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Psychedelic Décor & Celebrity Lore Ep: 63
This week, Frankie and Kittie dive headfirst into childhood nostalgia . Frankie reveals the full psychedelic masterpiece that was his bedroom (yes, blacklights were involved), while Kittie takes us back to her legendary “Ghetto Waterpark,” complete with hoses, questionable safety standards, and...
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Shovels, Scoreboards, and Old Times Ep: 62
Frankie and Kittie recap the snowstorm survival plan: nonstop shoveling, staying warm, and killing time with board games like true winter warriors. The conversation drifts into bar games, where they unpack the mystery of dart players who can’t do basic math… until a dart hits the board and…
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Snowed In, Stuffed Out Ep: 61
As a winter storm threatens to shut everything down, Frankie and Kittie spiral into a discussion about bizarre addictions, questionable hobbies, and the fine line between art, legality, and “why would anyone do that?” Yes, taxidermy comes up.
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Boot Camp, Tie-Dye, and Road Trips Ep:60
What happens if today’s generation gets drafted? Frankie and Kittie break it down the only way they know how—with zero confidence in the outcome. Things take another turn when Kittie shares a road trip that includes hippies, camping, and a Vegas stop that proves some trips are better survived…
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Holiday Leftovers & Empty Tanks Ep: 59
Frankie & Kittie put a bow on the holiday season and jump into everyday annoyances—especially the kind that happen behind the wheel. They swap stories about a bar guest whose night spiraled in a memorable way and hear how Frankie found himself coasting on empty. It’s a mix of reflections,...
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Locked Up for the Holidays Ep:58
The Frankie & Kittie crew goes on location at Grams’ house for a full-on Christmas takeover—complete with a very special guest: Mama Char Char. They dive into family holiday traditions, New Year’s plans, and somehow uncover a story involving Kittie, a dog crate, and decisions that did not age well.
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Packages, Side Hustles, and Almosts Ep:57
Frankie & Kittie cover the unsung heroes of modern life—delivery drivers—before spiraling into childhood side hustles, questionable fashion choices made for confidence, and Frankie’s brief flirtation with military life.
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Christmas Insight, Questionable Service, and One Stinky Skunk
Frankie holds the line on Elf while the group debates holiday music, cookies, and traditions that define the season. A surprise visit from Sassy Cat sparks a brief but necessary qualm, followed by Frankie’s run-in with a skunk. Kittie wraps things up with a firsthand account of how not to treat a...
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Leftovers, Learners, and Dreams of a Flying Private Ep:55
Frankie & Kittie return from Thanksgiving with full bellies. They break down food safety, dismantle their private-jet dream with painful honesty, and reveal why working with young people demands saint-level patience.
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Flagged and Bagged. Ep:54
The boys discover their podcast has been mysteriously flagged—and no one knows why. Frankie follows it up with a full-blown crime-stopper moment, rescuing stolen merchandise like a suburban Batman. Then it’s on to grocery-store etiquette: are you an aisle-by-aisle wanderer, or a laser-focused…
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Donuts on the Road, Chaos on Two Wheels Ep: 53
Frankie and Kittie chat about changing a tire, surviving on a donut spare, and the e-bike riders who think traffic rules are merely suggestions. Kittie airs his anti-scooter stance, and Frankie dives into the overly enthusiastic fist-bump culture of Dart League night.
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Fear, Fur, and Fresh Merch Ep:52
Frankie and Kittie are joined by special guest Howl the cat to tackle childhood sports trauma, old fears that still haunt them, and the bizarre things they’re afraid of now. Somewhere in between the panic and the purring, a brand-new T-shirt idea is born.
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Goodbye Studio, Hello Memories Ep: 51
In their final episode before the big move, Frankie and Kittie look back on their favorite moments in the old studio — from Halloween costumes to wild conversations. With Thanksgiving around the corner, Kittie shares why turkey just doesn’t make the cut.
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Packed Boxes & Bathroom Blunders Ep: 50
Episode 50! The big five-oh brings big changes — Kittie’s packing up and moving, which means a brand-new studio is on the horizon. Meanwhile, a listener’s question about bathroom etiquette sends Frankie and Kittie down an unexpected rabbit hole of hygiene, horror, and hard choices. And when it...
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Tricks, Treats, and Tailgates Ep:49
Frankie and Kittie recap their wild day at the Eagles game, discuss a comeback of CDs and records, and share some funny Halloween stories from the trick-or-treat trenches.
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Black Coffee & Bus Rides Ep: 48
Kittie's stance on real coffee drinkers take it black, while Frankie shares some stinky memories from a roadkill encounter. The two also reminisce about riding the school bus and reaffirm their mutual distrust of most cold blooded things.
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Sports Shrines & Storylines Ep: 47
The celebratory crack makes its triumphant return and Fat Dad slides into the guest chair. Together, they fact-check Kittie’s legendary tall tales, tour his immaculate sports memorabilia shrine, and take a few swings at last week’s game answers.
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Quotes, Games & Jalapeño Pains Ep: 46
Archie Lou, and Fred Nasty are back in the studio! From dropping movie quotes into everyday life to Lou’s hobbies, the crew discusses the legendary “first episode.” Kittie spices things up with a game—where the loser’s reward is a fiery jalapeño snack. 🌶️
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Shaky Winters & Shaky Hands Ep: 45
Frankie & Kittie chat about the early signs of winter rolling in, throwback memories of snowy 90s days, and some not-so-smooth moments working behind the bar. Toss in some history about handshakes, middle fingers, and ear care, and you’ve got one wild mix.
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Encore & Extra Innings Ep:44
Frankie breaks down his night of headbanging with Korn and System of a Down, while Fat Dad lobs in a curveball of a movie sports question. Kittie, as always, keeps the chaos moving from stage lights to stadium lights.
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Fears, Dreams & the Reuben Ruling Ep: 43
Frankie gears up for a big concert while Kittie draws a hard line on celery and mushrooms. A Reuben sandwich gets rebranded, old West Virginia tales resurface, and Sassy Cat’s rapid-fire questions spark debates on dream homes, hangovers, and wedding musical acts.
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Hercules, Spices & Taco Bell Truths Ep:42
Frankie and Kittie welcome special guest pup, Chef Hercules, who cooks up loads of laughs and admits his guilty pleasure is Taco Bell. From cooking spices to soul food barbecues—and one messy road trip story—the trio serve up laughs and plenty of flavor.
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Scallops, Scams & Side Quests Ep: 41
Frankie survives a seafood scare, Kittie dishes out vacation highlights, and somehow they end up jumping from classic games to shady scams to classic voicemails.
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Road Rage & Roundabout Nonsense Ep: 40
Frankie and Kittie hit the gas on driving etiquette, share some questionable road tips, revisit Frankie’s senior week caravan close call, and relive Kittie’s teenage road rage incident—plus plenty of detours along the way.
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Showcase Showdown: Knoebels Edition Ep: 39
Come on down, it's Kittie’s birthday, and he’s celebrating in style with a full Price Is Right setup — yes, including a working Plinko board. The festivities roll on to Knoebels for some carnival games, while Frankie honors the late Ozzy Osbourne with tales from his Ozzfest days. And just when…
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Snacks, Stalls & Streetwalkers Ep. 38
Noir’s back and full of opinions, Frankie and Kittie unravel a cautionary tale of a lady of the night, navigate the perils of emergency bathroom etiquette. There’s candy chat, movie musings, and just enough chaos to satisfy your sweet tooth and your curiosity.
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Body Wash and Bonus Features Ep.37
Grab your loofah and your Space Jam DVD—Frankie and Kittie are diving into childhood flashbacks, questionable hygiene routines, and lube filled balloons that can’t be un-popped. Audience questions get answered, awkward memories resurface, and somehow, life lessons sneak in between the soap and...
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Holidays, Robo-Junk & Backyard Birdies Ep. 36
The audience asks, and Frankie and Kittie deliver—by declaring which holiday they are, questioning what RoboCop's packing, and revisiting the timeless allure of Jessica Rabbit. Sprinkle in some tailgate golf talk and one of Kittie’s legendary golf stories, and you've got an episode that’s equal...
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Frozen Dinners & Feral Origins Ep. 35
Frankie and Kittie serve up freezer-aisle favorites and broke-meal memories, then dig into their own adoption tales—fur real. Toss in a bizarre ballpark sighting and a heated debate about standing in line like a civilized animal, and you’ve got yourself a full plate.
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Last Meals & First Dates Ep:34
Kittie’s home is one leaky pipe away from disaster, and somehow they still have time to debate the politics of first-date payments. Plus, what would their last meals be if this episode was their last? Spoiler: it’s not just tuna and treats. Also, the tale of Kittie’s date with Sassy Cat.
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Purrfection and Private Parts EP:33
Special guest Noir joins the crew to drop some feline femme wisdom, and things get… silky smooth. From fresh haircuts and feeling yourself to the debate: one-hand wipe or two? Plus, a moment of reverence for Jessica Rabbit and the ultimate compliment—"you look good enough to… well, you know."
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Slangin’ with a Side of Bulldog. Ep.32
Luis the Bulldog returns for another round of howling as Frankie crushes Gen Z slang in Ask a Frankie. Kittie pitches structured bullying, musicals spark debate, and bald visor-wearers keep everyone doing a double take.
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Bogeys, Bulldogs & Backyard Bandits Ep.31
Louis the bulldog returns for another round of mischief, Kittie’s back from a getaway, Frankie’s deep in staycation mode. The crew chats golf snacks, childhood schemes, and the fine line between harmless fun and suburban delinquency.
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Spring Swings and Snack Things Ep:30
Frankie and Kittie try to make sense of spring’s split personality, debate beer pong house rules, and reveal the ultimate way to drink water when you're parched. Frankie relives a horrifying tale of a grub in the greens, while Kittie defends it as farm-to-table. Plus, the duo considers who’s…
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Opening Day Mayhem Ep:29
Frankie & Kittie hit the road for Phillies Opening Day, setting up shop in the legendary Jetro lot with Patches, Fat Dad, and a cooler full of questionable decisions. Random guests wander in, hot dogs are probably dropped, and the vibes are chaotic in the best way. It’s tailgating, podcasting…
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Frankie Madness Ep:28
It's bracket season, and this time, Kittie’s crafted a tourney all about Frankie. From personal preferences to pop culture picks, each matchup brings laughs, debates, and surprising choices. With special guest Louis the Bulldog joining to help shape the sweet sixteen, who (or what) will Frankie...
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Bloody Marys, Egg Sandwiches & Salad Rants Ep:27
Kittie sets the record straight on the appropriate Bloody Mary window, then flexes about making the best egg sandwich on Earth. Frankie, meanwhile, loses it over salads and the myth of “dressing on the side.” It’s breakfast debates, brunch etiquette, and leafy green rage—just another totally…
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Philly, Pixels, and Unexpected Peckers Ep:26
Kittie takes a trip to Philadelphia, which somehow spirals into a deep dive on arcade games. Meanwhile, a simple favor to help move a dresser turns into an encounter with an unplanned full-frontal—because, of course. Frankie, on the other hand, keeps it classy by discussing super bands, proving...
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Linguini, Lather, and Leftover Hangovers Ep:25
Kittie faces the harsh reality of looking like Linguini from Ratatouille. The duo dives into the great shower vs. bath debate, debates the ideal shower length, and tackles the age-old mystery: how often should you actually wash your towel? Plus, Kittie relives the time they pitched a baseball gem...
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Breakfast on Broadway Ep.24
Frankie and Kittie hit the stage (well, sort of) to chat about Broadway. The perfect cereal-to-milk ratio and relive the questionable childhood foods they somehow survived eating. Come for the theater tips; stay for the breakfast banter!
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Eagles Soar, Moose Roars, and a Bathroom Catastrophe Ep:23
Frankie and Kittie bask in the glorious aftermath of the Philadelphia Eagles absolutely dismantling the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl—because, let’s be honest, it was never even close. They’re also joined by a very special guest: Moose. Together they share a legendary tale involving a…
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Super Bowl Plans & Philly Fans: Entitled or Elite? EP:22
With the Super Bowl around the corner, Frankie and Kittie debate whether Philly fans are spoiled or just passionately dedicated. Kittie’s gearing up for the big game, but Frankie’s stuck working (send condolences). They’ve also finally joined social media—because clearly, the world needed more of...
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Lost, Confused, and Outdated Ep21
Frankie recalls the time he got lost at the zoo, proving that childhood independence is just a fancy term for mild panic. Kittie’s new TV sparks a debate on how fast technology ages—one minute it's cutting-edge, the next it belongs in a museum. And in a shocking turn of events, someone discovers...
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Snow, Fights, and Sea Monsters Ep20
Frankie and Kittie dive headfirst into the chaos of southern snowstorms—because apparently, 9 inches is enough to shut down civilization. They debate the fine art of avoiding fights versus knowing when to throw hands. Then, they tackle old wives’ tales with scientific rigor (or not) and speculate...
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