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Fran’s Not Here

by Robert Pilgrim & Sawyer Paul

A podcast about Toronto

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  1. Fran's Not Here S03E03 - This Thing Has Six

    This is a city full of coffee places and no coffee or whatever. Show notes: trying every coffee shop in Toronto Coffe Run - Rob Ford Carmen Grey (@carmengreyxx) TikTok Kellen (@cocoaferret) TikTok Lesbian vampires for Halloween🩸 Mike Tholfsen - Microsoft tips (@mtholfsen) TikTok Fran’s Not Here…

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  2. Fran's Not Here S03E02 - The Kyles of Port Dover

    Are you in Dallas and listen to us? Get in touch or whatever Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim.

  3. Fran's Not Here S03E01 - I know What a Rodeo is

    Take it easy or whatever. [SyphilisIsBack.ca](https://www.syphilisisback.ca/?cmp=SEM_P1B0ZV8_EN) ### Show notes: **Fran’s Not Here** is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read [blog posts about each episode](https://fransnothere.ca/tagged/episodes). The show is...

  4. Fran's Not Here S02E11 - Dry January

    Start a podcast with me or whatever. Show notes: I Recommend Eating Chips - The New York Times Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read blog posts about each episode. The show is hosted at Anchor, where you can subscribe however you want.

  5. Fran's Not Here S02E10 - Stupid Famous

    I can't even cook or whatever. Show notes: K Sawyer Paul’s Favourite Media of 2020 - K Sawyer Paul 21 New Year's Eve Ideas For A Long-Distance Relationship Why your Instagram Engagement Kinda Sucks Right Now– rainylune Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert...

  6. Fran’s Not Here S02E09 - The end of all jokes

    Self isolating as James Spader or whatever. Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read blog posts about each episode. The show is hosted at Anchor, where you can subscribe however you want.

  7. Fran's Not Here S02E08 - Tired

    Just pretend MTV didn't even happen or whatever. Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read blog posts about each episode. The show is hosted at Anchor, where you can subscribe however you want.

  8. Fran's Not Here S02E07 - Perez+

    Colin Firth Watch Party or whatever Fran’s Not Here* is a show about Toronto, cohosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read blog posts about each episode. The show is hosted at Anchor, where you can subscribe however you want.

  9. Fran's Not Here S02E06 - You, Me, and Raine Maida

    Is this a date or whatever? **Fran’s Not Here** is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read [blog posts about each episode](https://fransnothere.ca/tagged/episodes). The show is hosted at [Anchor](https://anchor.fm/fransnothere), where you can subscribe however you...

  10. Fran's Not Here S02E05 - Spadina Blend

    Wait. Stop. Please. Don't Go. or whatever. * [21 reasons to love (and not leave) Toronto](https://torontolife.com/city/reasons-to-love-toronto/21-reasons-to-love-and-not-leave-toronto/) **Fran’s Not Here** is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read [blog posts…

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  11. Fran's Not Here S02E04 - Early Uggos

    I can't find Caroline in the City easily enough **Fran’s Not Here** is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read [blog posts about each episode](https://fransnothere.ca/tagged/episodes). The show is hosted at [Anchor](https://anchor.fm/fransnothere), where you can...

  12. Fran's Not Here S02E03 - Borg Frasier

    Tell me about your stupid dog or whatever. **Fran’s Not Here** is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read [blog posts about each episode](https://fransnothere.ca/tagged/episodes). The show is hosted at [Anchor](https://anchor.fm/fransnothere), where you can…

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  13. Fran's Not Here S02E02 - Silverchair

    Big Shiny Intervention or whatever

  14. Fran's Not Here S02E01 - St Clair Boulevard

    Stay out of my alley or whatever

  15. Obama-Era Podcast

    I don't hate it, but I keep ending up here or whatever.

  16. Sad Johnny Cash Remix

    The Log Driver's Waltz just isn't the hit I thought it was or whatever

  17. Sir, Your Pants are Too Hard

    Tired mom and a hot turkey sandwich or whatever

  18. Selfie Problems

    "In The Elevator, mostly" is never the right answer, or whatever.

  19. It could even be the aughts if you play your cards right

    Your indie musical preferences are all lies or whatever.

  20. There's 47 articles about everything and they're all trash

    Edoga, High Heels, and Bubbles or whatever

  21. Clapback for Catholics

    Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on December 10, 2019. Eat a roast beef sandwich in a tub or whatever.

  22. Same, but Higher

    Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on November 6, 2019. Sustainable drag queens fights or whatever.

  23. Party Hard

    Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on November 6, 2019. The French probably have the best porn or whatever.

  24. Doug

    Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on October 9, 2019. Dream Daddy has one too many daughters or whatever.

  25. Dingling with the Dinguses

    Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on October 9, 2019. I’ve got the best TV package or whatever

  26. 10th Anniversary

    Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on September 11, 2019. I don't see enough of your asses on Instagram or whatever

  27. The Toronto Goodbye

    Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on September 11, 2019. It’s a much better title than “Prime Minister” or whatever.

  28. 2007

    Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on August 14, 2019. 2007 was two years ago or whatever.

  29. Three Hours

    Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on August 14, 2019. I can't stay. I've already been here too long or whatever.

  30. Ballfoonery

    Recorded live at the Free Times Café on April 23, 2019 Can you and your ball get a room already or whatever

  31. It Should Be Illegal to be this Inexpensive

    Not every good cat name is also a good drag name or whatever

  32. Our Freak Flags Fly at Half Mast

    As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced or whatever

  33. The Robbie Pilgrim Memorial Dollarama

    Pay your respect with good jokes or whatever.

  34. The Only Thing Sensible is the Rice

    Interpretive Dancing My way through January or whatever.

  35. More Dutch than Janet Jackson

    Withdrawing consent from Christmas or whatever

  36. Robert has Left the Conversation

    Trick or Like and Subscribe or whatever.

  37. I Just Want to Yell at a Man in a Tube

    Not all Halloween costume ideas are good, you know.

  38. Horse Girls

    It's Halloween in Toronto or whatever.

  39. Non-perishable Nerdery

    Your CDN TR money is no good here sir.

  40. Transom

    Name your kid Aioli, not Kyle. Never Kyle.

  41. Subway Sleep Jealousy

    Recorded by Romy Block at the Free Times Cafe.

  42. Don't Come Here, there's no money

    Moving to the other side of the country for some money or whatever.

  43. We did our first live episode or whatever!

    I guess I'm the only kid who didn't get piano lessons or whatever.

  44. Fences are gay in Alberta

    I guess I'm the only kid who didn't get piano lessons or whatever.

  45. You're Being So Season One Right Now

    We did our first live episode or whatever!

  46. Getting People Together Or Whatever

    Turns out the answer is toothpicks and arranged marriages.

  47. Now that You're a Glasses Person

    Asian Bret or whatever

  48. Ending on Dave

    A fantastic use of the Sears Photo Studio or whatever

  49. The Year of Mesh

    It's like a coworking yoga office or whatever. Thanks to Girth Radio for letting us use the studio to record!

  50. A Complaint Of People

    Leather jackets on babes or whatever

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

A podcast about Toronto

HOSTED BY

Robert Pilgrim & Sawyer Paul

Produced by Sawyer Paul

CATEGORIES

comedy

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