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Free Advice
by Free Advice
In this conversational weekly podcast, life coach Morgan Beard and sexpert Rob Zaleski untangle life’s messiest questions. The rabbit holes are deep, the analysis is meandering, and the relationship between Rob and Morgan is that they are just friends. The best part? All the advice is free. To reach out to Morgan, visit www.morganbeard.coach.To hear Rob's music, go to soundcloud.com/bobbyjoeraps.
Episodes
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Ep 69 – All About Oral
Rob asks Morgan how to plan an Artist Date, a la Julia Cameron's The Artist's Way, for himself during Covid. Morgan asks Rob how to deal confronting a stinky dick. Then they take listener questions, starting with sixtywhine's question at 53:53 about why 69ing is considered uncool. At 43:58…
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Ep 68 – The 40-Year-Old Secret
At the start of the episode, No-Highlight2956 asks whether they should tell their brother their sister stole his motorcycle... 40 years ago! At 25:29, Mdligirl asks whether she can follow up on another platform with a man she ran out of time to contact on Bumble. At 29:07, Anxious23yearold asks...
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Ep 67 – Your Willingness to Do That Is What I Love About You
We dive right into the advice with peachymellon who wants to know how to improve mediocre sex with someone you like. Rob and Morgan discuss staying cool in the heat and tips for decluttering your space so you can make the most out of it. At 26:35, throwaway409667 wonders if it's a bad idea to…
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Ep 66 – Pierce, Crush, Mash!
Right away, Anongirl0998 asks how to get rid of the the dumb girl persona she puts on. At 25:25, Badnad asks if it's weird to give his neighbor potatoes. At 32:15, Falsemc asks about piercing one of his ears! At 38:11, Fancythrowawayacc asks about how to stop getting crushes on unavailable guys....
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Ep 65 – Don't Be Shy
Remarkable_Value4386 wants to know what to do about your significant other not posting about or acknowledging you on social media. At 18:36, candle_burner asks how to deal with a haircut you're ashamed of. At 26:30, thesubtilraisin is looking for tips on how to make a first date with a shy guy go...
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Ep 64 – Moving in with a Grin
At the start, StudMuffinMan_ asks for advice on moving in with his girlfriend for the first time. At 26:38, PaintNew asks how to deal with the realization of all you don't know. At 37:15, DCGMechanics asks how to not look at boobs when talking to a girl. (45 minute eye contact training video) At...
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Ep 63 – The Bath Mat Anti-Bandit
The episode starts with a question from Reddit user Thatonefromadv about how to deal with being short. Morgan shares that she remembered to complain to her plant. Rob introduces the Great Mystery of the Bath Mat Anti-Bandit aka ONE OF YOU! At 31:55, Electric1337 seeks guidance on using less…
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Ep 62 – Hoping for a Huggin'
At the top of the episode, Jupitersreal asks how to deal with craving her partner's hugs at night. At 26:40 PapaCat1 asks what they can do while they save up for therapy to make themselves more confident. Rob recommends the books Own the Day, Own Your Life ; and Perfect Love, Imperfect...
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Ep 61 – Guilty Gifts and Anxious Shifts
HuntersSuck asks how to deal with feeling like you don't deserve a gift you've received. At 33:00, untildawnisgei seeks guidance on how to be less anxious when starting a new job. Finally, at 42:36, nghtvision is looking for insight on dealing with sex and porn addiction. Rob recommends the book:...
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Ep 60 – Just Feel the Rhythm
First, whereismystarship asks for advice on throwing a bachelorette party for her mom. Then Morgan advises Rob on what to do when you finish bingeing a show on Netflix. At 23:30, stripyKiwi wonders how to enjoy listening to music. At 35:50, RossHowieson1 wants to know if it's okay to call a...
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Ep 59 – Who Outgrew the Zoo?
At the start of the episode, IDM123 asks how to focus on the positive. Twenty minutes go by and then At 20:10 LookAtThisDudelul asks how to do things that make a difference. At 31:30 Carnlid asks if it would be childish to ask his dad to go to the zoo. At 41:40 Botanicangel asks what to do after...
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Ep 58 – Alive Alone
At the top of the episode, reddit user 1928501 asks how to work on being happy with no partner. At 39:14 DullCorgi asks how to deal with coed showers in college disrupting her masturbation routine. At 46:50 Youngblackfemale04 asks whether a friendship is worth continuing.
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Ep 57 – Hey, This Matters
Reddit user Sayeedesh asks how to overcome feeling embarrassed that no one's signed their virtual yearbook. And at 38:32, sad-sk8er-boi_ seeks guidance on convincing his conservative parents of systematic racism and the importance of the Black Lives Matter movement.
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Ep 56 – Anger, Frogs, and the Hole in your Shirt
Immediately, Kevinking1995 asks how to deal with anger with limited options during quarantine. At 19:13, Specificword4 asks about wearing two shirts of the same color to hide a hole. At 23:27, Nonamerentertainer asks whether to give a gift to a relative even if it may remind them of a bad...
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Ep 55 – Not Your Average Summer...
Reddit user abiior17 wonders how to still have a good summer despite coronavirus, work and school. at 23:37, brightwood1 wants their parents to take their health complaints more seriously. At 34:19, EsmereldasHills seeks help with self-acceptance. And finally, at 52:37 Iracebeth_of_crims- wants…
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Ep 54 – The Next Nest
In this episode Rob and Morgan go to town on 3 questions: Immediately, Fandom_Soup asks what to do with a baby bird their family found. At 31:57 Muzzzay27 asks how to handle the lack of attention from people outside of his relationship. At 48:18 iRageAtGamesAlot asks how to tell their dad they'd...
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Ep 53 - It's Okay to Make Mistakes
Out of the gate with a bang, Reddit user endlessjamwitch asks how their friend can confront a creepy neighbor who always wants to hang out. Then, Rob and Morgan discuss readjusting to society after lockdown. At 26:05, zZEpicSniper303Zz seeks guidance on speeding up time while waiting for…
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Ep 52 – Family Glue
Instantly, we get a question from Kyleinstyle97 about his wife shaving her head. At 37:20 Lana077 asks how to survive being stuck in quarantine with toxic parents. At 52:20 Remshiina asks how to deal with parents making her fast when she needs food fueling her brain to study for exams.
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Ep 51 - Chosen Ignorance and Nifty Fun
Rob and Morgan hit 'em with another delightful episode that features conversations about the psychology of cult leaders, the blessings of forgetfulness, and the ethics of chosen ignorance. At 25:28, reddit user lilykuke asks what to do about a surprise popsicle stick delivery. At 35:35,...
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Ep 50 – Begging for a Pegging
ButtBuddy asks how to go get her partner to explore his own butt so that he's ready for her to peg him. /u/Dudeimtripin asks for help when his girlfriend wants to sleep with other men. (at 53:45) Here's the Pleasure Chest lists of sexual activities and kinks and Yes, No, Maybe columns:...
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Ep 49 – Off the Streets
At 16:00 Astrocomdu asks whether he should give this girl a chance. 23:40 Ms_rebellion495 asks if she's wasting her time. 37:20 Bugsy0508 asks how to get back on track during isolation. Also referenced in this show Cute House video: https://youtu.be/-yXaBunkh4o Aubrey Marcus Podcast with In-Q:...
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Ep 48 - Equally Important
In their best and most humble quarantine episode yet, Rob and Morgan tackle an earnest and empathetic question from beloved listener Tanzicorn about maintaining a friendship with someone who is depressed. They offer suggestions on how Tanzicorn can balance her and her friend's needs, especially...
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Ep 47 – Missin Kissin
In this remote episode, Rob and Morgan answer some questions about kissing: EmbarasseddThrowaway asks how to physically kiss her girlfriend. (16:59) Cupidshufflechaslide asks "What am I supposed to do when a guy is kissing my neck and shoulder?" (38:00) Slav_the_survivor_69 asks a question about...
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Ep 46 - Isolation, Vocation and Self-Condemnation
In their second quarantine episode, Rob and Morgan talk about coping with challenging emotions and generating "happiness" (or wellbeing), inside and outside pandemic times. At 16:35, Reddit user lonelygirlili76 asks how to combat self-hatred and increase her self-esteem. At 34:25, Elder_Bird...
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Ep 45 – Alone Together
In their first remotely-recorded episode, Morgan and Rob discuss how to deal with isolation and uncertainty during a live pandemic. That Mitchell and Webb Sound, the comedy audio series Rob recommended, is available to listen to here: https://archive.org/details/MitchellWebb/ThatMitchellAndWebbSound
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Ep 44 - It's Not You, It's Me-Time
Rob and Morgan dive right into a question from NYKnicks1512 about whether he's being mean for blowing off his girlfriend before they go on a trip together. At 18:32, Necessary-Parking asks how to minimize hard feelings when leaving a job. Finally, at 40:05, lolliepopp99 seeks guidance on avoiding...
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Ep 43 - Don't Touch Me
Exact-Library seeks guidance on confronting a teacher that's too attached to hugging her students. Then, at 20:50, AnorexicOctopus asks how to respond to a friend's request to make a move on her boyfriend so she can break up with him. Lastly, at 44:56, funinthesun6869 wonders what to do when his...
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Ep 42 - The Bad Episode
At 00:20, Morgan asks, "What do you do when you want to make a good podcast episode, but your brain is off?" This week, the tae kwon dough boys make a bad episode where they confront the things they're feeling overwhelmed about, the possibility of disappointing others and the benefits of adult...
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Ep 41 – Youth and You
At the top of the episode, DH2612 asks how to look older when she's with her older boyfriend. At 15:30, JenGob asks why the sound of a baby crying makes her anxious. At 26:05, EssnePair asks why they compare new faces to old ones. At 39:05, Froggirl9 asks how she can let go of her anger.
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EP 40 – Butt Why Don't I Like Him
At the top of the episode, Dilationandcurretage asks how to deal with people treating them differently after they got into med school. Shortly thereafter, Morgan asks Rob how to entertain herself on a long flight. At 33:05, MSQREX asks how to deal with an employee using the good water on his…
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Ep 39 – Kissing Cousins
At 0:01 Breadalicious asks about putting off going to sleep for fear of bad dreams. At 11:51 Throwawaye434343 asks how to tell his mom about his smegma and ask for a circumcision. At 21:50 Megwill asks if its creepy to compliment strangers. At 33:00 Fernando2103 asks how to deal with a friend…
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Ep 38 - Loving Ourselves Better
This week, Rob and Morgan dive right into a question from Reddit user AnimeAbove who fears being blackmailed for homosexual experimentation. At 15:45, Ayiki asks why people stay with cheaters, which prompts a discussion of self-worth, self-love and boundaries. At 33:43, Venwar wonders how to make...
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Ep 37 - The Business of Getting Busy
In the first episode of Season 2, Free Advice gets right to the deed with a question from Weary_Yogurt about being naked at home. Then, in the spirit of the new year, Rob and Morgan discuss healthy choices and incremental progress on goals. At 38:26, they give timmymyman advice on how to approach...
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Ep 36 - Permission to Be
Welcome to the last episode of Free Advice in 2019! We'll be back in 2020 for Season 2, with all new dilemmas and a whole month's worth of perspective on shit. We can't wait to see you then! This week, Morgan asks Rob for advice on an issue she's having with family. In the lightning round, at...
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Ep 35 - Emotional Mess and Polyamorlessness
The Daring Darlings are back with more advice on your stickiest questions. In this week's lightning round, at 04:15, Tanzicorn asks for advice on how to deal with monthly hormonal shifts, at 21:00, BlindGuardian00 wants help being less nervous talking to girls and at 33:28, TheHeroMatthew needs...
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Ep 34 - Relationships Gone Cold
This week, Rob and Morgan answer questions about issues that come up in different types of relationships. In the lightning round, at 4:55, IAmGuise solicits suggestions for active activities to do with your partner during the winter season, at 26:28 Hidn-Sn2per wonders what to do about a friend…
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Ep 33 - Work That Works for You (Part 2)
In this episode, Rob and Morgan continue to address work-related calls for advice. At 14:07, Rob assumes the role of Reddit user deafika to ask her question about how to woo a guy she works with. At 36:47, youbetchamom wonders how to deal with his guilt about watching his cleaning ladies work....
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Ep 32 – Work That Works for You (Part 1)
At the top of this episode, the two chatterboxes solve race relations and dance around defining the difference between cultural appropriation and appreciation. If you don't wanna bite that outrage bait... jump to 16:30. At 18:25, /u/AWindApart asks how can you be happy with life when almost all...
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Ep 31 - The Importance of Defining Love
This week, Morgan talks about self-love through the lens of dating different aspects of herself and Rob defines "idiolect," or a person's individual speech habits, and why it's important to clarify our language in order to connect. In the lightning round, at 28:20, notrlysurewhyimhere asks for…
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Ep 30 - 24/7 News and Father-Son Blues
In this one, Rob asks Morgan for tips on how to grow out his hair, which leads to a discussion about how much one should care about their appearance. In the lightning round, 29:59 milkduddddd seeks comebacks for prank calls. Then, at 39:00, sirmattimous asks what to do about his dad who watches…
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Ep 29 – Help You Help Me
Episode 29 is here, and it's strong. Morgan explains the voicemail she snuck into episode 28 as a post-credits scene. Rob and Morgan discuss the Earthmother, the ways people are similar and different, the Pokemon Movie (correction: this came out in 1998), their sexual frustrations, and…
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Ep 28 – Parental Control
In this one, Rob advises Morgan on overcoming her performance anxiety. The discussion shifts to dealing with their parents' varied responses to their creative endeavors, and how to ask for the love they want to receive from them. At 35:24, they tackle the main question from shwingshwang45 about…
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Ep 27 – Hold Hands, Not Phones
This week, Bobby Joe (Rogan) and Mor(-JoeRo-)gan tackle lightning round questions from Huntman45566 (29:15) about how to cope with his feelings of hatred toward women. Croutons2414 (42:36) about how to stop automatically apologizing when something isn't your fault, and The Big Kahuna question…
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Ep 25 – From Psycho"NOT" to Psychonaut
In this week's lightning round, the Bossy Posse tackles CherryishedTea's question about appearing more heterosexual (at 27:25), goombapez's question about what to ask on a first date (at 35:39), and Thesenateblue's question about getting along better with girls as a guy (at 42:28). The big…
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Ep 24 - Making the Most of Free Time
This week, Morgan opens up about a relationship let-down and Rob dissects his relationship with faith. In the precedent-setting, one-question lightning round (pchoo! pchoo!), at 31:48, tossthiswestcoasts seeks creative revenge on a snooping mom for reading their journal. The main question this…
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Ep 23 - Freeing Yourself from the Family Curse
This week, the "DANG!" Gang shares their morning routines and their souls. At 22:50, BobbyJoeJimJackBillBoy seeks advice on avoiding a World of Warcraft addiction that is completely unrelated to Rob's. At 30:10, Kratom-up-tha-poopa wants to stop being casually racist. And at 42:20, in the...
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Ep 22 – Mastering the Munky Mind
In this one, Rob and Morgan tell you if your kinks align with puppetry. Then, in the lightning round (BING BANG BOOM) at 16:34, briannamignon asks about how to get through dark times, at 25:30, AlphaArgonian182 wages war on mosquitoes, at 30:35, electrosnout wants to sound more motivated, and at...
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Ep 21 - The (Friends with) Benefits of an Open Relationship
Rob and Morgan are in the desert burning the man, but don't worry, they prepared a piping hot episode of Free Advice for you to sink your ear teeth into on in their absence. In the lightnin' round, the fire breathers help Talia_alyzah introduce almond milk to her skeptical fam (15:12), Sinnard6...
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Ep 20 – What's Between Nice and Mean?
In this episode, Rob and Morgan chuckle and stare in awe at some profound things before hunkering down in the lightning round after 18 minutes of mere drizzle round with no perceived electrical danger. At 18:20, Admiral_memevacuum asks about how to find the perfect girlfriend while being slightly...
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In this conversational weekly podcast, life coach Morgan Beard and sexpert Rob Zaleski untangle life’s messiest questions. The rabbit holes are deep, the analysis is meandering, and the relationship between Rob and Morgan is that they are just friends. The best part? All the advice is free. To reach out to Morgan, visit www.morganbeard.coach.To hear Rob's music, go to soundcloud.com/bobbyjoeraps.
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