Freund with Benefits: Helping Bachelors
by Steven Freund
A podcast designed to help bachelors transition from college and adapt to the real world where it is their first time living on their own. We'll delve into topics centering around finance, nutrition, and dating.I've also included some of my birthday raps on this medium.
Episodes
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The Jared Tonder Birthday Rap (Prod. Chillingcat, Noden)
Ja-red to the Willie last name Tonder No one stronger Who can hold a plank longer Excuse me I got a few thoughts right now that I’d like to ponder so allow me the honor He was born in Colorado where the mountains grow Where they drink lemonade and speak real slow And yes that was a quote from LFO...
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The Walid Birthday Rap (Prod. Katapult)
Happy birthday Wally, Basraoui, Play him on the court and you’re gonna get an owie 5 hours later and he found himself in Maui with a battle wound on his arm that he wore proudly Turning 27 at the seven eleven Wears Hawaiin shirts like his first name is Kevin Kevin Joseph Bernert that is his full...
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Christmas Card Rap Volume 3
This is my Christmas card rap for 2018 Lyrics: So ring ring ring, watch them sleighbells go Just sit right back and enjoy the show For the rap de la Christmas card volume three Megan’s rocking around the Christmas tree Every now and then yeah I like to wear a parka Along with my homies Dan and...
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EP 26 Brent White on the Key to Be in CE
This is my next interview as part of the career series. My next guest is a Civil Engineer who received his degree in 2013. He’s a lively individual who’s frequently compared to individuals such as Johnny Knoxville and skater Bam Margera for his fearless attitude and disregard for his own personal...
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The Brack Duvall Birthday Rap (prod. DopeBoyzMuzic)
Lyrics: Can I get a Brack Duvall Let me holla back at y’all Beating up seals like Steven Segal You can find him in the class or in the bathroom stall And he learned how to use the force better than Darth Maul But that’s not all His best first line that used in the club a long time was Gimme your...
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The Scott Saville Birthday Rap (prod. Dreamlife)
Scot-ty, taught me How to kick it when you’re chilling in Karate How to do the wave like you’re riding a tsunami It’s his birthday, time to serve him up some hot tea Mr. last name Saville Like a warhawk Closing in for the kill Pretended he was from Australia for a little thrill And he’s Better…
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EP 25 Megan Gaskin on How to Become a BA PA
My next guest is a Mercer University alumni (“Go Bears”) where she received her Bachelors and later graduated from their physician assistant program. This fluent Spanish speaker has been a provider for the last 2 years in Pulmonary and Sleep Medicine as well as urgent care and is also an active...
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The Jarred Langhals Birthday Rap (prod. Epistra)
Beginning clip taken from Weezy Wednesdays Episode 1 Lyrics: And you got Jarred, Middle Name Taylor Take your breath away better grab your inhalar Unbearable on his way to Baylor Found the key to life so he’s just like a jailor And he…swears like a sailor Fits like a tailor With Bob Marley and…
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EP 24 Abbie Robinson on How to Stay Fly in the Sky
My next guest is a bulldog alumni from the University of Georgia where she ran track and cross country. She’s going back to school part time to become a nurse and for the past just over 4 years she’s been a flight attendant at both American and Southwest Airlines. Now I plan on asking her all of...
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EP 23 Kat Vardell On Thrift And Improving Well Being
My next guest is a college teacher of Air Force topics for incoming ROTC cadets. She got her bachelors in Operations Research in 2013 and in her free time she enjoys the outdoors and training for marathons. She’s vigilant about both her health and her finances and she’s good at what some might…
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The Christmas Card Rap Vol. 2 (prod. Dope Boyz Music)
Happy Holidays! For: Jarred Langhals, Justin Hillstrom, Brian Lagrange, Aseef Raihan, Taeyoung Lee, Jason Butler, Emily/Scott Lagarile, Sky Thai, Nick Levine, Andre Ball, Chase Eriksen, Kevin Crawford, Katie Hansen, Kramer Young, Kat Vardell, Ben Hubers, Lance Dudkowski, Mike Kljucaric, Nick...
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EP 22 A Brief Chat on Travel with Aseef Raihan
A Bonus Episode I did with my well-traveled friend, Aseef Raihan. He comes onto the show to share some of his experiences.
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EP 21 John Kim on Succeeding in Comedy in New York City
Born in Maryland, raised in New Jersey, and eventually made his way to NYC. Korean American standup comedian John Kim uses his experience and observations to give audience members a new perspective on everyday life. John regularly performs at the world famous Comic Strip Live in New York. He has...
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The Sky Thai Birthday Rap Vol. 3 feat. Fat Joe, Shakira, & DJ Khaled (prod. The Passion HiFi)
Instrumental produced by The Passion HiFi (thepassionhifi.com) Lyrics: Another one already? Well could it really be? The Sky Thai rap now we’re on volume 3 Raise your hands up all the way to the Sky For the man in the blue topped off with a tie Can’t believe really just how long that it’s been...
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The Georgette Eva Birthday Rap (prod. The Passion HiFi)
Instrumental produced by The Passion HiFi (thepassionhifi.com) Lyrics: This for the one for the only, kind of like a ceremony Little birthday testimony time to get the macaroni For that Georgette Eva, or do you say it Eeva Now she’s in New York and she’s living like a diva Less than a month away...
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The Morgan Mosby Birthday Rap (prod. Jee Juh)
Instrumental discovered on Jee Juh Beats Soundcloud. Lyrics: It’s 2017… It’s been a long time since the days of, Best of to be seen, and the big bad and mean from 2013 And I think it’s bout time that we all reconvene Wouldn’t you agree Maybe we can do what they do in England and have a cup of…
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Sarah Godish Birthday Rap (Prod. Air-Kalo)
Instrumental belongs to @Air-kalo Lyrics: I was always to told to be careful when I eat a blowfish Later in life had to be-ware of Godish She’s silent but deadly like you would not even notice And a master of the yoga, doing poses like the lotus She’s one with the nature cause she’s always…
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The Ryan Dukes Birthday Rap (prod. Air Kalo)
Instrumental belongs to @Air-Kalo Lyrics: Just a little birthday rap for that Ryan B Dukes Going downtown someone rally up the troops Turn down for what yeah you’ll find it on loop He’s like hey, there it is, but he forgot to say whoop! He’s turning 28, now let me translate He just hit a grand…
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The Ray-Ban Rap feat. Brian Lagrange (prod. Tone Jonez)
Ray-Ban rap feat. Brian Lagrange Instrumental prod. by Tone Jonez Lyrics: Well I didn’t like how my black shades looked So I went right ahead and I picked up a book It was more like a catalogue with all these great styles With Good looking people, pearly whites in their smiles Sporting sunglasses...
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The Lululemon Rap (feat. Brian Kevin Lagrange) prod. Jee Juh Beats
Lyrics: Woke up in the morning rocking lemon like lulu In central park yogi bear and the bubu Try to speak with the cows all you get is a moo moo Lady Gaga met the man Mr. goo goo But that’s besides the topic Strap and flow, go a-head and drop it For the metal vent tech, the pace breaker,...
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The Christmas Card Rap (prod. The Legion)
Exclusive Raps for the homies this holiday season. This will be kept private until everyone who received card hears it first.
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The Official Adriagny Russomano Birthday Rap (prod. Jee Juh)
Instrumental discovered on Jee Juh Soundcloud Lyrics: Adriag-ny Adriag-ny She’s so funny Fun-ny Fun-y Like my homie Bon-nie Bon-nie Bon-nie And she’s gettin money Money money Dedicated to the days on the Florida Gulf Coast I present to you the rap, or no better yet the roast Of the meanest person...
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The Official Ben Hubers Birthday Rap (prod. ToneJonez)
Instrumental belongs to @tone-jonez; discovered on Jee Juh
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The Melody Botha Birthday Rap feat. Nikki (prod. The Legion)
Lyrics: This is straight outta Capetown Where her stomping grounds were She was a Harry Potter, young connoisseur I wanna sing a Melody, a Melody Happy birthday Melody yeah Hey Melody, Like the sheriff’s deputy Everybody’s telling me From all around the world Even China like the yellow sea From...
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The Official Abbie Robinson Birthday Rap (prod. Jee Juh)
Lyrics: We’ve got a snapchat all star yeah in the room No beans about it not even a legume Spends most of her time at 30,000 feet Used to be UGA’s number one athlete But that don’t stop her from dancing in the street On fire with a board and she brings a lot of heat Trix are for kids, but with…
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The Jason Butler Birthday Rap prod. Jee Juh Beats
Instrumental belongs to Jee Juh or related Lyrics: Onto another rhyme Let the road meet the rubber And the train’s about to leave Someone call the conductor For a young man who could’ve been a juggler Jason, Marquis, last name Butler His nickname is Bear like his buddy Jay Cutler He’s out of…
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The Brian Lagrange Birthday Rap feat. Jessica Elizondo (prod. The Legion)
The Official Brian Lagrange Birthday Rap Instrumental belongs to The Legion (http://legionbeats.com/) Lyrics: Miami heat what I’m bringing A little reason why I’m singing Here’s a little toast As we go Up and down the coast And I pay some respect of the utmost, so Happy birthday to youooo Happy...
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The Nick Clayton And Evan Birthday Rap prod. Tone Jonez
Instrumental produced by Tone Jonez (tonejonez.com) and retrieved from Jee Juh Beats Lyrics: He prefers his drinks stirred not shaken I’m talking bout a guy named Nicholas A. Clayton I thought that’s a little weird, was like are you sure mate? He’s like yeah I’m sure, grab the scotch and the stir...
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The Sandi Mihaylova Birthday Rap (prod. Jee Juh Beats)
Instrumental belongs to Jee Juh Beats. Lyrics: Here we go again, For, you know, another rap Dedicated to a young gal An old chap From Bul-garia Where they make Cognac She likes hip hop music And her coffee black Popped a bottle of...Brandy In celebration of… Sandy It’s times like this when I feel...
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About this show
A podcast designed to help bachelors transition from college and adapt to the real world where it is their first time living on their own. We'll delve into topics centering around finance, nutrition, and dating.I've also included some of my birthday raps on this medium.
Hosted by
Steven Freund