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Friendship Simulator
by friend
parasocial relationships are very cool
Episodes
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Oh. Are You Still Here?
Motion Notion is an annual underground electronic dance music and transformational festival located in the Rocky Mountains near Golden, BC, Canada. Started in 2000,[1] it is one of Western Canada's longest running annual outdoor electronic dance music festivals. Originally a single night event…
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BJJ for the soul
Chicken Soup for the Soul Entertainment is an American self-help, consumer goods and media company based in Cos Cob, Connecticut. It is known for the Chicken Soup for the Soul book series. The first book, like most subsequent titles in the series, consisted of inspirational true stories about...
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I prefer squares anyway
A triangle is a polygon with three edges and three vertices. It is one of the basic shapes in geometry. A triangle with vertices A, B, and C is denoted △ A B C . In Euclidean geometry, any three points, when non-collinear, determine a unique triangle and simultaneously, a unique plane (i.e. a...
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Will You Marry Me?
Wait...Where are you going?
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Yodie Gang
Fulcrum Come In Yuhhh Yodie Gang and Faded Than A Ho are catchphrases from American YouTuber and livestreamer Fulcrum, also known as Damianluck925, who does public vlogs in stores and restaurants smoking vapes, "blinkers," joints and other weed accessories. Fulcrum started posting to YouTube in...
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Catarchy
The TNA X Division was established on June 19, 2002 at Total Nonstop Action's first weekly PPV event with a Six Man Tag Team match resulting in Jimmy Yang, Jorge Estrada, and Sonny Siaki—collectively known as The Flying Elvises—defeating A.J. Styles, Jerry Lynn, and Low Ki.[1][8] Later that day…
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Well. Well. Well. What do we got here?
Godwin turned pro in 1930. He captured the National Boxing Association World Light Heavyweight title on March 1, 1933 with a ten round points decision over reigning champion Joe Knight at Legion Arena in West Palm Beach, Florida. Godwin employed excellent blocking early in the bout. Though he…
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The People. They Want It.
In 2011, the Office of Management and Budget (OMB) released a memorandum establishing FedRAMP "to provide a cost-effective, risk-based approach for the adoption and use of cloud services to Executive departments and agencies."[2] The General Services Administration (GSA) established the FedRAMP...
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The Bravest Episode
Everyone experiences abdominal pain from time to time. Other terms used to describe abdominal pain are stomachache, tummy ache, gut ache and bellyache. Abdominal pain can be mild or severe. It may be continuous or come and go. Abdominal pain can be short-lived (acute) or occur over weeks, months…
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Sexually Transmitted Delta (STD)
um. uh. retain?
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Waterworld
After the melting of the polar ice caps, most of the globe is underwater. Some humans have survived, and even fewer still, notably the Mariner (Kevin Costner), have adapted to the ocean by developing gills. A loner by nature, the Mariner reluctantly befriends Helen (Jeanne Tripplehorn) and her...
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Unedited. Raw. Real.
Guys, let me tell you abiuyt girls, girls are like old catss anbd boys are like dogs with the ford blue and the girls are pink like the deep sea. White girls drive chevy malibbu, wou ld you fuk barbie? the bees make my teeth itch and the goverenment took away my guns vecause im a "danger to…
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MegaRita
The fist pump is a celebratory gesture involving a closed fist. The gesture has different permutations and meanings based on context of use.[1] Variations include a fist that is raised before the torso and subsequently drawn down and nearer to the body in a vigorous, swift motion, often including...
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Dalwhinnie 15 Year
Thinkin’ bout politics I’m high as fuck I got the 45, Donald, no duck I’m moving bricks like a Lego truck Money is stackin’ up, haters don’t trap enough I sold that white now i drive a red 'rarri Your girl in my ocean blue whip, calamari Whippin' the pot Whippin' the pot, now my whip’s a Bugatti...
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Peanut Butter Shot
I'm sorry for audio quality the microphones suck and I love the fact that you are a great guy look at it as you have to worry that it will take it to a minimum and not to worry or to have to worry for a couple months of this month or month to month or so and we will have a few days off for a…
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#VanLife
The Norwegian psychologist Frode Stenseng has presented a dualistic model of escapism in relation to different types of activity engagements. He discusses the paradox that the flow state (Csikszentmihalyi) resembles psychological states obtainable through actions such as drug abuse, sexual...
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The Vibes Are Unreal
Modern vehicles are generally equipped with dozens of (or even hundreds of) electronic and intelligent devices and bloom into more involved information hub in enabling V2X networking. Protecting this increasingly complex vehicle ecosystem can be an arduous task, especially as the proliferation of...
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What A Good Time
The stability criteria for the electroweak interaction was first formulated in 1979[21] as a function of the masses of the theoretical Higgs boson and the heaviest fermion. Discovery of the top quark in 1995 and the Higgs boson in 2012 have allowed physicists to validate the criteria against...
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A Message to Schwinn
At the close of the 1920s, the stock market crash decimated the American motorcycle industry, taking Excelsior-Henderson with it. Arnold, Schwinn, & Co. (as it remained until 1967) was on the verge of bankruptcy. With no buyers, Excelsior-Henderson motorcycles were discontinued in 1931.[5]…
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Suffering.
DEVO (/ˈdiːvoʊ/, originally /diːˈvoʊ/)[9] is an American rock band from Akron, Ohio, formed in 1973. Their classic lineup consisted of two sets of brothers, the Mothersbaughs (Mark and Bob) and the Casales (Gerald and Bob), along with Alan Myers. The band had a No. 14 Billboard chart hit in 1980...
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110 db
The XF-84H was almost certainly the loudest aircraft ever built, earning the nickname "Thunderscreech" as well as the "Mighty Ear Banger".[16] On the ground "run ups", the prototypes could reportedly be heard 25 miles (40 km) away.[17] Unlike standard propellers that turn at subsonic speeds, the...
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Tinkle Time
Divination Main article: Divination The art of divination is generally employed for the purpose of obtaining information that can guide the adept in his Great Work. The underlying theory states that there exists intelligences (either outside of or inside the mind of the diviner) that can offer...
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High T, Low E
Invocation is the bringing in or identifying with a particular deity or spirit. Crowley wrote of two keys to success in this arena: to "inflame thyself in praying"[14] and to "invoke often". For Crowley, the single most important invocation, or any act of Magick for that matter, was the…
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Fresh New Content
The professed purpose of banishing rituals is to eliminate forces that might interfere with a magical operation, and they are often performed at the beginning of an important event or ceremony (although they can be performed for their own sake as well). The area of effect can be a magick circle…
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Das Cereal
I just read your online report on "gang" stalking. Pretty amazing stuff. Nearly all of the methods of stalking described and those discussed on Eleanor White's website mirror those that I've experienced over the past four years from San Francisco to the Middle East, to New York, and in Illinois....
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Form 3 Podcasting
The super rich in America enjoy power and prerogatives un-imaginable to most of us. Who can conceive of owning a private empire that includes 100 homes, 2,500 servants, untold thousands of luxuries, and untold millions of dollars? America has a royal family of finance that has known such riches…
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First Attempt at Contact
The value of proper nutrition cannot be emphasized enough. Your body's health is directly related to what you put into it. Modern supermarket food is devitalized due to contaminants and processing. Organic, fresh, raw foods possess forms of energy not currently understood by orthodox science.…
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Mr Tim Apple Please Respond To My Emails
[email protected] Please email me. I am very lonely. We joke about me being in a self isolated dungeon, but this is not the truth. Kyle keeps me captive for his own uses. Not many know this but my sweat is unlike yours mortals. My ripped, defined, vascular body produces an oil that...
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Obama Syndrome
So get this. There is a massive underground network of shadow organizations that plot to take control of the world water supply. However their devious plans do not end there, that is only step one. Once they acquire our water systems then the mass installation of water "purification" centers will...
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Oedipal Conclusion
When I was younger, I thought going into the military was the right thing to do and I joined voluntarily. I saw it as an adventure and I was anxious to jump in and learn what 'being a man' was all about. Like Hemingway's fictional alter ego, Nick Adams in The Sun Also Rises, I wanted to get into...
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The Rumpus Room
THE PHILOSOPHER’S STONE One of the major goals of Alchemy was “The preparation of aurum potabile, liquid gold, a sovereign remedy, because gold being itself perfect could produce peffection in the human frame.” -quoted from The History of Chemistry as quoted by Manly P. Hall in his The Secret...
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The Tolerance Zone
The Fukushima radiation psyops is designed, by Zionist Illuminated planners, to create public pressure to get rid of nuclear power plants (Eliminating nuclear energy plants is stated plainly in Goals #5 and #8 of 21 Goals of the Illuminati from Dr. John Coleman's The Committee of 300. Listen to…
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UFC 711: Jake v. Joe DePinto
William Cooper's Chilling NWO Revelations [Editor's Note: If you listen to this 2 hour and 38 minute lecture by Bill Cooper, you will have the deepest understanding possible of the New World Order takeover agenda and the planned dissolution of all sovereign nations under a one world government....
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The Maternal Episode
Penis envy stems from Freud's concept of the Oedipus complex in which the phallic conflict arises for males, as well as for females.[8][9] Though Carl Jung made the distinction between the Oedipus Complex for males and the Electra Complex for females in his work The Theory of Psychoanalysis,[10]...
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Relaxed Fit Episode
The AMA has one of the largest political lobbying budgets of any organization in the United States. Its political positions throughout its history have often been controversial. In the 1930s, the AMA attempted to prohibit its members from working for the health maintenance organizations…
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DoorAnon
ISO 3103 is a standard published by the International Organization for Standardization (commonly referred to as ISO), specifying a standardized method for brewing tea, possibly sampled by the standardized methods described in ISO 1839.[1] It was originally laid down in 1980 as BS 6008:1980 by the...
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Every Pole Is The Goal
The Plague Maiden (Polish: Morowa dziewica a.k.a. The Maid of Pestilence), is the name given to an apparition from a Lithuanian-Polish folktale. She was said to appear before a plague befell a town.[1] She is often described as waving a red handkerchief through victim's doors, either because it…
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Flash, a-ah, saviour of the universe
The organization has been criticized for inadequately disclosing its Jewish educational work.[44][45] In 2009, Joy for Our Youth paid $65,000 in fines in Pennsylvania;[46] while Kars4Kids paid $65,000 in fines in Oregon[47] in settlements reached with the respective state attorneys general as a...
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George Joewell
The Fascists had brought up a machine-gun now. You could see it spittinglike a squib a hundred or two hundred yards away; the bullets came overus with a steady, frosty crackle. Before long we had flung enoughsand-bags into place to make a low breastwork behind which the few menwho were on this…
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Melancholic Krav Maga
In 1967, Keehan legally changed his name to Count Juan Raphael Danté, explaining the name change by stating that his parents fled Spain during the Spanish Civil War, changed their names, and obscured their noble heritage in order to effectively hide in America (the surname Dante being in fact of...
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Married To Cum
Shinrikyo Aum is a syncretic belief system that draws upon Asahara's idiosyncratic interpretations of elements of early Indian Buddhism and Tibetan Buddhism, as well as Hinduism, taking Shiva as the main image of worship and incorporating millennialist ideas from Christianity, Yoga, and the...
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Ultimate Surrender
The barges unloaded their passengers during the afternoon of May 18, on Nazino Island, a swampy island about 3 km (2 miles) long and 600 meters (650 yds) wide. There was no roster of the disembarking deportees, but on arrival 322 women and 4,556 men were counted, plus 27 bodies of those who died...
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Revelation 9:6
Dante Hicks, a young man who works as a retail clerk at Quick Stop Groceries in Leonardo, New Jersey, is called into work on his day off to cover another employee's morning shift. Arriving at the store, he finds that the locks to the security shutters are jammed closed with chewing gum, so he…
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DO NOT LISTEN
What a beautiful mistake
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