From The Bunk Bed

In this episode, the Varde Bros are finally back. After about a 2 month hiatus. They discuss Love Island, Max Holloway and proper washing technique. They debate their forever age and flossing. Kolu has ingrown toenails and Bronson doesn’t shower.

In this episode, the Varde Sisters stop by for some conversation. They discuss a variety of topics from school, Chat GPT and Lilo & Stitch. Raegan goes to prom, Kassidy eats a breakfast bar and Kaia doesn’t know her name.

In this episode, the Varde Bros are back together again. They tackle hard hitting issues such as the Diddy trial, the college education system and the correct hand position on the steering wheel. They also discuss local folklore while debating who has the right of way at a crosswalk. Kolu loves Vegas, Bronson goes off the rails and Brad kills spiders.

In this episode, Bronson and Brad discuss crying in movies, mariachi bands and posing nude. They express their love for their mommy and debate the best way to apologize. Brad runs out of gas and Bronson goes spread eagle.

In this episode, Bronson and Kolu fish up some interesting topics, such as body odor, aloe vera and pediatricians. They harp on the importance of supporting your children while discussing The Twilight Saga. Kolu’s going through puberty and Bronson heals like Wolverine. 

In this episode, Braddon and Bronson discuss a plethora of topics. They talk about slushy machines, Matilda and Desperate Housewives. They debate their favorite actors and impersonate former governor David Ige. Bronson loves Lord of the Rings and Brad twirls his mustache. 

In this episode, Bronson and Kolu dive into the weeds. They discuss hard hitting issues relating to Diddy, the restaurant industry and discipling your children. They discuss the appropriate time to brush your teeth and let out their pent up trauma with primal screams. Bronson is sassy and Kolu says please too much. 

In this episode, Bronson and Kolu celebrate St. Paddy’s Day by sporting their green. They debate top Irish people and things while discussing prices for streaming services, names for your genitals and leaving your shopping carts out. Bronson tries to explain ‘Severance’ and Kolu doesn’t listen.

In this episode, Bronson is joined by all three of his nieces. They discuss what they want to be when they grow up, karate and Abraham Lincoln. They also share their favorite colors and favorite power rangers. Raegan is fundraising, Kassidy cuts her hair and Kaia poops in her diaper.

In this episode, Brad and Bronson talk about a wide scope of topics ranging from Kendrick Lamar’s beef with Drake to Hawaiian Mythology. They discuss their disdain with Spectrum, playing volleyball and folding laundry all while playing “ish”. Brad turns 52 years old and Bronson does brown boy things.

In this episode, Brad joins Bronson for another chaotic mess of a conversation. They reminisce about besting their dad in basketball and breakdown a video of Brad falling. They discuss carrier pigeons, Elon Musk and arm wrestling. Brad loses a footrace to his daughter and Bronson derails.

In this episode, Russell and Bronson are back! They discuss going to the bathroom on airplanes, childhood movies and Dave Bautista. They also discuss uncommon and weird food combinations. Russell likes spaghetti noodles with ranch and Bronson likes peanut butter cookies with orange juice.

In this episode, Bronson is once again joined by Russell Satele. The two bounce around a plethora of hard hitting issues while sporting a malo and ‘ie lavalava. They discuss Martin Luther King and the inauguration of our 47th president. They discuss season 2 of Squid Game, the TikTok ban and how many 8 year olds it would take to knock them unconscious. Russell wants to leave and Bronson has ADHD.

In this episode, Brad and Kolu are able to articulate and get their points across without Bronson's derailments. They tackle the hard hitting issues like hot showers versus cold showers and discuss amusement park and losing pets. Kolu sees ghosts and Brad talks about Disneyland way too long.

In this episode, the Varde Bros bring in the New Year with a bang! They discuss pooping in the woods, menopause and participation awards. They react to weird TikTok livestreams and discuss the importance of winning and losing. Bronson loves bidets and Kolu hates cover songs.

In this episode, all of the Varde Bros are back together to bid farewell to 2024. They recap their Christmas and all of the major events of 2024. They talk about EDM, lightsabers and what they would do if they became president. They play football trivia and tell Dad Jokes. Bronson is a Rip Curl bitch, Brad is a gas lighter and Kolu gets uncomfortable.

In this episode, Bronson is joined by the Varde Sisters. They talk about all things Christmas from favorite holiday songs to re-gifting. They discuss how Santa delivers presents all in one night and what they love most about Christmas. Bronson doesn’t like fireworks, Raegan is grateful and Kassidy is on the naughty list. 

In this episode, Bronson and Brad talk about Yellowstone, switching bodies with your partner and getting “lickens”. They discuss the disappearance of Hannah Kobayashi and living life off the grid. Brad is Trump and Bronson wants to do jury duty.

In this episode, Bronson and Kassidy talk about multiple topics ranging from school expectations and Great Wolf Lodge. They discuss super powers, amusement park rides and seeing their parents kiss. Bronson doesn’t know words and Kassidy confesses.

In this episode, Bronson and Kolu talk Christmas shopping, drawing naked people and Rob Schneider. They get unhinged talking about road rage while eating weird late night snacks. Bronson is a baby boy and Kolu whacks his teeth. 

In this episode, Bronson and Kolu express their gratitude while admitting their favorite thanksgiving dishes. They discuss if it’s appropriate to drink a beverage while there’s food in your mouth and review Wicked. Bronson doesn’t like loco mocos and Kolu poops in the woods.

In this episode, Bronson and Brad are all over the place. They discuss video games, super heroes and their favorite super saiyans. They discuss when it’s appropriate to hold the door open for someone and learn new teen slang. Bronson pops a blood vessel and Brad is an usher. 

In this episode, Bronson is riding solo. He discusses Mike Tyson versus Jake Paul, Jon Jones versus Stipe Miocic and new movies coming out. He shares stories about his brothers and introduces the family pets. 

In this episode, Bronson is joined by his two nieces, Kassidy and Kaia. They discuss the presidential election, Kassidy’s phone and making laws. They recap about Halloween and do a special taste test. Kassidy goes to the dentist, Kaia turns two and Bronson wants free parking.

In this special Halloween episode, the Varde Bros celebrate with their niece Kassidy. They discuss their Halloween plans, nightmares and favorite costumes. They play a game to determine who has the ultimate sweet tooth and learn to not take candy from strangers. Kolu is Cheech, Bronson is Chong and Kassidy looks forward to eating candy. 

In this episode, the Varde Bros ride the Blessed Express to show support for Hawaii MMA Legend Max Holloway ahead of UFC 308. They discuss living anywhere other than Hawaii, romantic comedies and walking the path to Mordor. They debate the appropriate amount of time to eat takeout food while learning about masks. Kolu gets gassy and Bronson talks too much about BJ Penn.

In this episode, the Varde Bros sport their tie dye while trashing Christopher Columbus. They discuss robots, being secure in their manhood and what their roles would be in Ancient Hawaii. Bronson presents a new segment, Behind the Music, where he introduces the world to Jose from Guadalajara. Kolu hates beer and Bronson sings Somewhere Over the Rainbow.

In this episode, the Varde Bros talk about their favorite TV shows. Kolu challenges Kassidy during Game Night to find out if he’s smarter than a Kindergartener. They discuss hula, drawing naked ladies and the best way to gamble. 

In this episode, all three of the Varde Bros are back to discuss everything “BROWN”. They talk about their go-to vegetables, pet peeves and Adam Sandler while doing their Kegel exercises. They figure out the best way to wipe your butt and solve the Diddy allegations. Kolu likes green beans, Brad’s hips don’t lie and Bronson wants you to tell a friend to listen to this podcast. 

In this episode, The Varde Bros sit down with their nieces, Kassidy and Kaia. It’s a short episode with a mashup of two archived unreleased episodes. They discuss favorite foods, movies and go-to snacks. Kolu sneezes, Bronson gets annoyed, Kaia speaks gibberish and Kassidy hates Frozen 2. 

In this episode, Russell Satele joins the podcast. They discuss Russell’s latest trip to Georgia to film the live-action Moana. They also converse about, Chris Brown, Dragon Ball Z and racism. They play a game called, Guess That Poly, where they have to guess the ethnicity of a person just by the picture. Bronson interrupts and Russell flies first class. 

The Makakilo Varde’s crash this special 50th episode and fill it with talks of crime, tying tubes and storytelling. They discuss the tooth fairy and all of Brad’s gripes. Kassidy loses her tooth, Raegan tells her cousin’s story, Braddon’s nipple is sore, Bronson sounds like a peacock and Sheila is Shefasa. 

In this episode, The Varde Bros talk everything football because FOOTBALL SEASON IS BACK BABY!! They tell football stories and discuss their favorite illegal football drills. They try to name all of Oahu’s Pop Warner Teams and estimate who is going to be state football champs this upcoming season. They discuss Teri Beef versus Beef Teri and agree to a weight loss challenge. Kolu gets CTE and Bronson stays ready.

In this episode, The Varde Bros talk about way too many different things that it’s hard to keep track. They discuss how many babies are born a minute, tunnels under chinatown and Channing Tatum. They debate how long Godzilla’s legs are and what their last meal would be. Kolu brings peace and Bronson has ADHD.

In this episode, The Varde Bros reminisce about college while day drinking. They talk about their favorite classes, the manapua man and the dark web. They figure out which olympic sport they would excel in and what colors their superhero costumes would be. Bronson wants to punch someone and Kolu drinks his own piss.

In this episode, The Varde Bros go back to school. They discuss playing tetherball during recess, the olympics and their favorite Adam Sandler movies. They take a trip down memory lane by sharing school stories and teachers they didn't like. Bronson gets hit in the face with a golf club and Kolu learns how to tip.

It's Ekolu's Birthday!! And we have a special episode to celebrate. Here is a compilation of Ekolu's funniest moments on the podcast thus far. 

In this episode, The Varde Bros are all over the place. They discuss Lebron James and his son, Love Island and what the future holds when they’re 60 years old. They play Character Connections for Game Night and debate the best video games. Kassidy has a loose tooth, Brad thinks about Yoda, Kolu cries in the mirror and Bronson is the ultimate mama’s boy.

In this episode, The Varde Bros sport ninja masks while diving deep into a plethora of topics. They discuss Trump’s assassination attempt, worst ways to die and Love Island. They play a new game for Game Night and figure out the best places to hide from monsters. Bronson has a bone to pick and Kolu loves T-Pain.

In this episode, The Varde Bros are back at it again. Brad, Bronson and Ekolu discuss Johnny Tsunami, Ancient Rome and Jake Paul versus Mike Perry all while sporting beanies. They discuss hiding girlfriends and the biggest secrets they kept from their mom. Kolu gets honked at, Brad had a secret stash and Bronson deserves love. 

In this episode, Bronson is joined by his cousins, Alex and Keoni. They discuss topics ranging from post-apocalyptic life to mental health. They fail at harmonizing and tell scary stories. Bronson runs away, Keoni runs over clowns and Alex wants to be Jesus.  

In this episode, it’s a Makakilo Varde takeover with Brad bringing his fiancé, Sheila and his daughter, Kassidy on the podcast to air out some dirty laundry. They discuss brad’s love for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Power Rangers. Bronson gets bored, Braddon loves the terminator, Kassidy thinks movies are lame and Sheila is always right.

In this episode, Bronson and his cousin Keoni are joined by a wide range of special guests. They learn the favorite color and TV show of every guests and get snappy when they're bored. They discuss the importance of consent, listen to a terrible story and learn a new joke. Bronson gets sunburnt and Keoni’s spirit animal is an elephant. A big mahalo to our guests John, Melelani, Knight, Jin, Kaia, Kassidy, Pacey, Riley, Brook, Braddon and Alex.

In this episode, the Varde Bros are back and in full effect. They discuss the differences in raising animals versus children, school lunches and father-daughter dances. They each tell their own stories of confrontation while Brad gives some fatherly advice. Bronson doesn’t have a lighter, Kolu eats hot lettuce and Brad sees The Rock. 

In this special Father’s Day episode, Bronson is joined by his niece Melelani and nephew Riley. They talk about life in Colorado, the excitement surrounding Kamehameha Schools’ Exploration Program and their father. They learn a few Pidgin/Hawaiian words and find out who’s their dad’s favorite. Bronson holds in his farts all day, Riley makes lasting memories and Melelani makes Bronson cry.

In this episode, Bronson is forced to do the podcast with the Varde Sisters. They discuss a variety of topics ranging from naps in Kindergarten to robots taking over the world. They play Moana Trivia and sing their hearts out to “How Far I’ll Go”. Bronson gets hit in the esophagus, Raegan whispers and Kassidy wants to put her sister in an animal cage.

In this short episode, Kassidy and Kaia crash the podcast once again. They discuss what they like most and least about each other while hugging it out. Bronson does a sobriety test, Kassidy breaks the ice and Kaia loses brain cells. 

In this episode, the Varde Bros soak in the crisp Oahu air while discussing proper Karaoke Protocol and Max Holloway’s knockout . They play the movie game for game night. Kolu gets sassy at Moani’s and Bronson finds joy in watching kids play.

In this short episode, Bronson is joined by his two youngest nieces, Kaia and Kassidy. They talk about a variety of things such as Jurassic World, SpongeBob Squarepants and Incredibles 2.  Kassidy learns why we wash our hands, Bronson can bench more than Brad and Kaia doesn't have much to say. 

In this special Mother’s Day episode, The Varde Bros sport their mom’s blouses while discussing stories of her. They debate whether it is more painful for a woman to give birth or a man to get hit in the gonads. They discuss David Blaine, human evolution and share the importance of doing your kegels.