FULL CIRCUS

Covering recent movies, father's day, foundations, championships, reflecting pools, and candy.Submit To The Show @: [email protected]

Tristan regales his tales of a length problematic battle with the life on the road.

Tristan drinks expired milk, then talks about melatonin side effects with ZERO evidence, hooters, getting bit by a dog and more!Submit To The Show @: [email protected]

Tristan wakes up after a night of tenders, and tries to remember anything important..

In classic last second fashion, Tristan talks about Deadlines, Candy Run-ins, Cleveland Sports, Batting Cage Breakdowns, Doordash Betrayal, The Wonders of a Hot Dog, and more!

Bad at boardgames, tackling chores, snack withdrawal, torched at golf, and why you should poop with the door open.Submit To The Show @: [email protected]

Fat. Poop. Mother's Day. Legos. and laughter cures all wounds!Submit To The Show @: [email protected]

Bad schedules. Fake blessings. Pantless driving. Budget jesus. and a whole lotta gibberish to boot!Submit To The Show @: [email protected]

Fresh off the world's worst vacation, Tristan details his recent outings. Life. Liberty. and a $7 watch from Walmart.

Tristan recounts his doordashing habits, cheetos skills, late night prep, Todd Monken and Oregon's QB scouting process and more!

Tristan retells basically nothing, but a lot of pop, nonsense, parties, Easter, movies, and more?

Tristan throws away any semblance of a routine for the love of the game. Catching you up on the latest in candy, sports, his own health, and some other nonsense probably. It's late.

In the 5th year anniversary of the episode, Tristan does a pretty normal episode.. except in a suit and tie. Still poops, still complaints, still giving out wisdom candies, in a wrapper made up chaos.

Covering your failed bases, Reese's cups scandal, why you should lose weight, and the coolest moment anyone has ever had ever.

Tristan slowly catches up on his misadventures, and details his recent injuries, fails, and potential ghost encounters.

This past week Tristan has had every carrot dangled in front of him. To endless food, lazily gaming, and almost pooping his pants.. (allegedly). Also covering Jim Carrey's clone, when is it acceptable to use the restroom and coping through acting.

Tristan is "forced" to doordash multiple times, after playing video games for too long. Fun at the theatre, shower stories, and combine hopes!Submit To The Show @: [email protected]

False jinx prophets, middle names, performance anxiety, laxatives, gratitude.Submit To The Show @: [email protected]

Tristan speaks on the superbowl halftime show, rehearsals, and not much else.

Tristan debates feelings vs science, how to find happiness in a nightmare, why snowboarding bruises the ego and everything else and why he can't stay on topic.Submit To The Show @: [email protected]

Coffee is for grown ups, and doordash is for the HAWGS. Stories of gluttony, the ghost of a matrix cosplayer, and 82 seconds to midnight.

Stories from the dollar tree, rumors of a trunk stowaway, impressions, and the keys to happiness according to Gandhi.

Tristan, still healthy, off the sug', and eating 5 grilled cheese's a day nervously talks about God of War and Stranger Things.Submit To The Show @: [email protected]

Tristan is back in full health mode, hydrating (awkwardly) completing puzzles, and driving around parallel parking all night. Living life in the fast (but exceptionally parked) lane.

One battle after another it seems.. Tristan demands MORE love, Kylo Ren-style, and gives very generic hopes for the new year.

Tristan soaked in too much festivities to get the podcast out EARLY. It's still on time though, have no fear. He speaks about good will to the homeless, santa mishaps, and some other beautiful musings.

Tristan finally performs stand up comedy, details the world and wonders of procrastination, and why its impossible to lose weight in an Italian family.

Tristan details his several medical visits, an embarrassing audition process, and that's pretty much it.

Almost healthy and full of contemplating good deeds. Tristan retells his health, hydration, and rush hour.

Uninvited. Unhealthy. Under The Microscope.Tristan navigates a lonely holiday, recounts his doctor tales, and buys a new blender.

Tristan won't show his balls, but he will cover recent health, the BMV, legally getting meds, marriage, pregnancy and some Santa disputes.

Still sick. Still inside. Still tired. Still hate ai.Submit To The Show @: [email protected]

Still sick, but fighting ghosts, scams, and tom brady's endless dogs.Submit To The Show @: [email protected]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! Tristan is Nathan Drake covering ghosts, fears, recent headlines and why it sucks to be sick!Submit To The Show @: [email protected]

I have a sword now. Nuff said.Submit Stories @: [email protected]

Tristan comes in riding the highs AND the lows. Covering recent sports hexes, dollar tree love advice, and the beginning of man.

Discussing pranks, bad haircuts, in trouble with the law, sibling violence, and so much more!Submit To The Show @: [email protected]

Tristan comes back out of the loop, don't make excuses for him. Recaps the trip briefly, but also too fast. and talks about the beauty of sports!Submit To The Show @: [email protected]

Slowly entering the creepy season with a great debate of the monsters of the deep, accidentally calling a wonderful man named Martin "Marvin" and some other twists and turns in this episode of FULL CIRCUS!Submit To The Show @: [email protected]

Getting your first pair of glasses, and on the hunt for a pair of keys! Against the deadlines, with autumn smelling gum, and hostile churches? We cover it all!

or perhaps Tristan has been hustled... another last second recording, 4 hours before the upload time, hot on the trails of endless highways! Tristan covers recent gigs, bathroom mishaps, driving soreness, and kinda rambles at the end about empathy but never really gets to the point.Submit To The Show @: [email protected]

After what felt like weeks (and was) of stalling, Tristan finally fixed the light. He comments on cracker barrel, Beyonce's tardiness, football season, recent holidays and how everything works out in the end!

Tales of no sleep, hand modeling, porcelain shame, and marketplace beefs!

Tristan faces internet issues, pranks, cracker barrel updates, but more importantly loses all his raisinets..Submit To The Show @: [email protected]

In pursuit to sell his truck, Tristan shmoozes along as smoothly as possible. Misses his improv class. and discusses how online hate might impact our future overlords.Submit To The Show @: [email protected]

What are we dooiiinnng? Be wild, be crazy, but.. beware.. AI is coming for your family in this episode of Full Circus. Tristan also covers the new movie WEAPONS briefly, horror films, oreos, and some other stuff? but mostly the AI thing.

Hot wings, Zen'd Out, and Hypocritical Insults.

Money can be returned, time.. cannot. Which leads to impulsive purchases, bad mufflers, no social media presence and an uphappy movie audience.. or so Tristan says.

With no time, Tristan recounts being puppeted into work, and an absolute lack of patience. Complaints of traffic work, heat, and amusement in recent looney tunes controversies.

Quitting the gym, finding health, titanic, and more.Submit To The Show @: [email protected]:https://tristansartoris.com/  / tristansartoris    / tristansartoris