PODCAST · comedy
FULL CIRCUS
by Tristan Sartoris
Stumbling through his 20’s, Tristan Sartoris hosts a weekly podcast filled with comedic stories and discussions of him trying to understand the craziness of life from outside the circus tent. NEW EPISODES - EVERY FRIDAY
Episodes
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293. What's On My Left?
Staring right, license suspension, and needless coverage of drama!
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292. Excitably Failing
Sometimes it's just nice to even think about considering maybe potentially wanting to do something!
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291. Surfing Onesie
This was torture.
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290. Encore Thoughts
Not much to go off of. How off topic could we possibly get?
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289. Sick & Ticklish
It's all true... except for the ticklish part. Please don't come near me.
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288. Cold Water in Fridge
Need "he" say more?
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287. Productively Loony
In the booth, staying warm, making progress! On what? A whole lotta nonsense!
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286. Od'or To Jerky
It's all about smells and pirates these days!
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285. Sophisticated Chaos
He's not allowed to opine on anything.. but daggum are his manners delightful.
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284. Jenga Crash
You can't look away! Bruises upon bruises! Some free. Some not.
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283. Hair Doozy
I fear I am the problem.. Must take matters into my own hands. Stay tuned.
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282. Lemon Snickerdoodles
So much bad in the face of all that is fun! No complaints!Submit To The Show @: [email protected]
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281. Deeds, Food, and Film
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280. Heh-Hur-HURR-REE
One last task to get a grapple of.. scheduling. Dealing with smog, elderly, negative energy, diarrhea pandemic, and some other shenanigans. Submit To The Show @: [email protected]
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279. Hubris
Tristan practices arrogance, health, the idea of veganism, peruses local comedy spots, and covers Playstation's tricks.Submit To The Show @: [email protected]
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278. Observe The Heat
Dealing with the warmth, lack of sleep, hot dog eating, weird dreams, routines, and more!Submit To The Show @: [email protected]
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277. How Much Hyper Have You Had?
Trying to get jazzed at 7am, covering embarassing stories, world cup, and some other nonsense on no sleep.Submit To The Show @: [email protected]
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276. Queen Size
Covering recent movies, father's day, foundations, championships, reflecting pools, and candy. Submit To The Show @: [email protected]
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275. The Long Road
Tristan regales his tales of a length problematic battle with the life on the road.
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274. Expired and Tired
Tristan drinks expired milk, then talks about melatonin side effects with ZERO evidence, hooters, getting bit by a dog and more! Submit To The Show @: [email protected]
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273. Carbed and Connected
Tristan wakes up after a night of tenders, and tries to remember anything important..
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272. See Food, Eat Food
In classic last second fashion, Tristan talks about Deadlines, Candy Run-ins, Cleveland Sports, Batting Cage Breakdowns, Doordash Betrayal, The Wonders of a Hot Dog, and more!
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271. Small Errands
Bad at boardgames, tackling chores, snack withdrawal, torched at golf, and why you should poop with the door open. Submit To The Show @: [email protected]
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270. No Biggie No Problem
Fat. Poop. Mother's Day. Legos. and laughter cures all wounds!Submit To The Show @: [email protected]
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269. J4G
Bad schedules. Fake blessings. Pantless driving. Budget jesus. and a whole lotta gibberish to boot! Submit To The Show @: [email protected]
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268. Great Value Vacation
Fresh off the world's worst vacation, Tristan details his recent outings. Life. Liberty. and a $7 watch from Walmart.
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267. Fat Boy Chronicles
Tristan recounts his doordashing habits, cheetos skills, late night prep, Todd Monken and Oregon's QB scouting process and more!
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266. Dr Pepski
Tristan retells basically nothing, but a lot of pop, nonsense, parties, Easter, movies, and more?
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265. Smiles Over Structure
Tristan throws away any semblance of a routine for the love of the game. Catching you up on the latest in candy, sports, his own health, and some other nonsense probably. It's late.
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264. Twenty-Five-Percenter
In the 5th year anniversary of the episode, Tristan does a pretty normal episode.. except in a suit and tie. Still poops, still complaints, still giving out wisdom candies, in a wrapper made up chaos.
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263. Shoutout All
Covering your failed bases, Reese's cups scandal, why you should lose weight, and the coolest moment anyone has ever had ever.
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262. Back Burners
Tristan slowly catches up on his misadventures, and details his recent injuries, fails, and potential ghost encounters.
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261. Have Your Carrots
This past week Tristan has had every carrot dangled in front of him. To endless food, lazily gaming, and almost pooping his pants.. (allegedly). Also covering Jim Carrey's clone, when is it acceptable to use the restroom and coping through acting.
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260. Late & Hungry
Tristan is "forced" to doordash multiple times, after playing video games for too long. Fun at the theatre, shower stories, and combine hopes! Submit To The Show @: [email protected]
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259. KNOCK ON NOTHIN'
False jinx prophets, middle names, performance anxiety, laxatives, gratitude. Submit To The Show @: [email protected]
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258. Intermish
Tristan speaks on the superbowl halftime show, rehearsals, and not much else.
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257. Feelslike Joy
Tristan debates feelings vs science, how to find happiness in a nightmare, why snowboarding bruises the ego and everything else and why he can't stay on topic. Submit To The Show @: [email protected]
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256. Coffee Camraderie
Coffee is for grown ups, and doordash is for the HAWGS. Stories of gluttony, the ghost of a matrix cosplayer, and 82 seconds to midnight.
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255. Stay Warm
Stories from the dollar tree, rumors of a trunk stowaway, impressions, and the keys to happiness according to Gandhi.
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254. The Grilled Cheese Ending
Tristan, still healthy, off the sug', and eating 5 grilled cheese's a day nervously talks about God of War and Stranger Things. Submit To The Show @: [email protected]
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253. Parallel Puzzlin'
Tristan is back in full health mode, hydrating (awkwardly) completing puzzles, and driving around parallel parking all night. Living life in the fast (but exceptionally parked) lane.
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252. I Don't LOVE Sickness
One battle after another it seems.. Tristan demands MORE love, Kylo Ren-style, and gives very generic hopes for the new year.
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251. Latemas!
Tristan soaked in too much festivities to get the podcast out EARLY. It's still on time though, have no fear. He speaks about good will to the homeless, santa mishaps, and some other beautiful musings.
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250. Two-FiftyFAT
Tristan finally performs stand up comedy, details the world and wonders of procrastination, and why its impossible to lose weight in an Italian family.
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249. Stressed Not Strep
Tristan details his several medical visits, an embarrassing audition process, and that's pretty much it.
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248. Beautiful Soul
Almost healthy and full of contemplating good deeds. Tristan retells his health, hydration, and rush hour.
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247. No Thanks..Giving
Uninvited. Unhealthy. Under The Microscope. Tristan navigates a lonely holiday, recounts his doctor tales, and buys a new blender.
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246. Show Your Balls?
Tristan won't show his balls, but he will cover recent health, the BMV, legally getting meds, marriage, pregnancy and some Santa disputes.
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245. Coughin
Still sick. Still inside. Still tired. Still hate ai. Submit To The Show @: [email protected]
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244. Free Advice
Still sick, but fighting ghosts, scams, and tom brady's endless dogs.Submit To The Show @: [email protected]
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