PODCAST · comedy
FuManSwoo
by FuManSwoo
A couple of drones who rant about all sorts of things like NZ boogieboarding, Blaketown wedge folklore and being completely washed up.
Episodes
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#84 Unleash the beast
Uncle Jolz is back from ze Deutschland and has a great catch up with Matua Hodge. The lads have some quality chats around the Alan Cleland Jnr underage sexual assault claims, Daniel Bedingfield, the European tour with Jol and the amazing cowardly poo story and a wee bit more. Enjoy xoxo For more...
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#83 It Skimmed ya
Ep 83 is here and exec producer Ben McFake steps in while Jolz samples the delights of Europe. Deep dives on Ben Gravy's viral boat wave, surf conformity, Blaketown Challenge deep reflections, length-of-NZ fake running accusations and will ChCh get an NRL team? Njoy For more content sign up for…
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#82 Moccona heft mere Maori
We are back! Soo much weird shit covered in this episode, pro surfer beefs, James Kates confirmed knobhead, gay nows, coffee racism, fish oils, Event Horizon, Frodo and Sam confirmed gay and so much other shiz. Enjoy whānau. https://www.patreon.com/c/FumanswooPodcast
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#81 Coffee Grind
Team Fu are back once again with some great chats discussing Parfitt’s foray into booging at an undisclosed shallow bank and their encounter with a shark, lamenting over Hodgo’s lost go pro and his new set up, Jonny’s blaketown barrels, Shark Island Challenge debriefs, Brisbane Olympics and is...
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#80 Political Pontifications
A long overdue catch up with team swoo as the boys spitsome yarns about how Hodgee loves to proclaim he’s ‘fat and gay now’, Jolz’s new side hustle Saunas West Coast, Hodgee’s recent Coast mission, wet wetty problems and ice cream headaches, WSL Raglan, conspiracies and political pontifications…
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#79 BTC 26 Comp Debrief
The three Swoo kookateers catch up over some dodgy wi-fidown in Franz, Greymouth and ChCh. Jolan’s flake-outs, Hodgo’s latest patreon Vlog, pozzi’s and neggies from the comp, karakia’s, great wall of blindness, judging chats, forecasts, wave of the comp, snaking, priority discussions, putting…
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#78 Forecast fights
Quick pod from team Swoo to pump up the Blaketown challenge 2026 which is fast approaching! The lads hold it together but then have a mini blow up with eachother over the comp forecast, chats around the boogie reddit thread and Jolz's 30 day surf challenge and not much more, do enjoy yourselves....
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#77 Dutch God
A gay old time with Hodgo and Jolz this pod where theboys have some enthusiastic discussions around topics such as gay percentages, Drag RIP 4 Trad Relapse reviews, Tom Rob shredding, bodyboarding’s cool again, Go Pro edits, Jolan’s UFO reporting youtube clip, Hodge giving feedback on theVlog...
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#76 Industrial Hellscape
Swoo time with Gollum and Goutman!!! The dynamic duo are back with another scintillating episode where the lads chat through topics such as the ever impending patreontrip down to the rugged SW, hodgo’s bday tramadol withdrawals, poo chats, the big reveal, heats with the GOAT, blaketown updates,...
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#75 Eppytome
Welcome back to the ever sporadic podcasters at FuManSwoo HQ! The boys are back and initially Jolz's audio is somewhat scratchy for the first 15 mins then it comes right. In this ep the lads chat about 2025 top 3 surfing related moments, POV, Raglan Surf Report, top FuManSwoo pod from 2025, air...
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#74 Ahipene Newby
Pumping out the good stuff! Swoo crew welcome to the poddy, the tall dark and handsome, brother from the East with ties to the West, Ahipene Newby. Some tasty chats with Ahi navigating topics such as Gizzy Summers, Grok Intro, Ahi’s upbringing, surf craft foundations, kohanga reo, papa Jimmy…
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#73 Blair Hoult - Knights Point Air
We welcome Blair Hoult to the craziness that is Fu Man Swoothis episode where we dive deep into Blair’s formative years, his father’s journey, falling in love with the West Coast, surfing in some of the worlds most remote spots, wild West Coast weather, crazy coincidences, learning to fly and…
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#72 Make Bodyboarding Great Again
The swoo bois are back after another period of time and havea good ole catch up over topics such as gooning, new podcast microphones, KBC – Coastguard colab, general updates, Hodgo hating on trivial blubber, Mike Stewartsair drop and Jolz’s interesting wave size calls, Blackwood and Blackman...
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#71 Fart it out
Good catch up with the swoo bois as they chat through alengthy health check, Jolz gives his updates on his back ailments, Hodgo’s surf-every-day updates, some great poo chats with Hodgo’s amazing shitting story, vaping updates, towels chats, the letter ‘H’, surf chats, most influential surf vids,...
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#70 Happy to annoy
The two main Swoo bois are back and delve into topicssuch as Jolan’s awkward clothes horse, Hodgo’s surf every day challenge, Hodgo’s scathing debrief on the previous ep, more Breaker Bay challenge chats, big debrief on the Shark Island Challenge 2025, Jesse Mendes suicide, Hodgo’s shoutouts, the...
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#69 Breaker Bay wrap with Ben McPaike
In this episode Swoo co-producer Ben McFake gets the callup due to the Hodgo household being stuck with 5 weeks of consistentillnesses. Thoughts and prayers to the Hodgo whanau. Jolan and Paikey discuss the Breaker Bay Challenge (finally) and give some details of the trip. Jolan also reveals a…
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#Ep 68 You guys aren't chill!
Great start to this ep, well it was going to be a greatstart but old mate Hodgo forgot to press record ‘insert sad emoji here’, 30 mins down the gurgler, quick recap and a lengthy debrief of the BTC 2025, deep chats about judging, incidents, surf conditions, Joel Liswang’s live feed, live heats,...
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#67 BTC 2025 Pump up
Last minute pod to chat about the Blaketown Challenge coming up for Easter, Hodgo's Breaking Even 3 Premiere in Auckland debrief, and some other random bits. Enjoy :)
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#66 Ben MacKinnon 2
Solo Swoo boi Jolzie has some chats with the old legend himself Bmac for a second time round covering topics about health, chronic fatigue, board design, being self-critical, booger bod, testosterone levels, diets, sponsorship, being brainwashed, weight loss, gym chat, training habits, Lewy...
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#65 Steve Fortune - Breaking Even 3 Premiere pump up
It’s Swoo Time again showcasing scintillating conversations discussing the recent blow up with the Beach Grit pod and article, jolzies tits and his disgusting body, localism, kids send-in, grommet abuse, grom surfing and then Steve-o Fortune arrives and we chat about the upcoming Breaking Even 3...
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#63 Gaslight 2024 wrap up
First Swoo of 2025 and the lad continue their health checks, chat about Jolz's big white nurse interaction, Jiggamayne ep, engagement or lack thereof, 2024 best eps, best surfs, music, top shows, gaslighting hodge, best podcasts, Patreon South West trip, Stirling Spencer, resolutions, Kerby Brown...
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#62 Jai Earnshaw
Last guest for 2024 and it's a banger (audio warning - listen with headphones if you can)! Swoo lads catch up with WC local Jai and yarn about podcasts, diets, fasting, bikram yoga, 90s blakos, Jai’s origin, board design, early music influences, high school warfare, boog yarns, kbc parties, Gizzy...
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#61 Grumpo
The grumpy pod where the lads chat about being grumpy, progress on on Jolza’s new/old background, surf updates, breaker bay comp updates, BTC 20th 2026, non-refundable, backlash, Temu Turnstile, Patreon and Hodgo’s Vlog, SW Patreon trip, health check, Joel Taylor, IBC confirmation, Nathan…
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#Ep 60 One wall at a time
In Episode 60 the Swoo lads have some epic chats detailing Hodgo’s new and improved office/studio background and Jolz’s lack thereof, conversations continue around topics such as Hodgo’s amazing diffuser, health checks, updates on Jolz’s never-ending wall painting, the billa-quick-curl saga, surf...
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#59 Black Rinse
Swoo returns with chats around Hodgo’s recent sneak attack at The Joel and Tim show, mahi chats, colonisations, the Bakers Punk podcast, ego, tall poppy syndrome, black rinse, Jolza’s painting updates, stud finder, back on the boog at blaketown, injuries, and then hodgo forgets to press record…
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#58 Son of Hog
Swoo bois are back and kick off the pod with a general catch up, chat about the lack of surfing, weather, Patreon pump up, Breaker Bay, Uber eats, hogman, elite Māori lounge, kakapo trip, bodyboarding at the olympics, ufo’s and bugger all else. Njoy x
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#57 Floyd Smith and Paul Grealish
A wee break between pods but team Swoo are back with a couple of special guests who live in the Wellington region, Floyd Smith (ex Aucks) and Paul Grealish. Some great chats exploring the lads backgrounds around bodyboarding but mainly this pod is all about the Breaker Boog Challenge. Buckle up…
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#56 Rocket Surgery
Quality chats ensue in this episode with discussions around Jolans background feedback, Musashi, Patreonics, surf forecasts, swell periods, local groms, Brendo debrief, Hodgo haka, Frank’s asshole, health checks, SIC 24, Breaker Boog challenge and a wee bit more. Churrrr crew
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#55 Brenden Newton
Swoo bois with special guest Brendon Newton talk all things pro boog career, how Brendo got into the sport, Brendo’s NZ trips and blako’s expression session, sponsorships, career crossroads, Tahiti sessions, Hawaii, mental health, discrimination, roaming, Shark Island Challenge predictions, the…
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#54 Horrible fat beast
From camera fails to pork roast cooking, the lads catch up and have some quality yarns including standard health checks, Warriors, bougie foods, chrono, Friday late nights, alarm anxiety, life balance, Jolzie’s tongue, Helldivers 2, Patreon, drop-ins, SIC, podcasts and a wee bit more, enjoy xox
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#53 Comp Controversy
Boys are back on the horse this week and discuss the recent Bakerspunk poddy with Jolo solo, poddy backgrounds and house reno's, WSL, Jacob Zelesky's youtube channel, Nathan Florence, PLC and Morey, Big Boogie, SIC 2024, Woflpack, Sunny Garcia, custom boards, Tyler Wright's Teeth, Comp debrief…
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#Ep 52 Shaun Rose
We welcome long time listener, first time guest, Shaun Rose to the Swoo poddy for this Ep. We talk a lot about Rosie’s side-quest, the bakerspunk podcast, guests on his poddy, Triple J punk show, Radio Wai, Jolan’s first punk show, Amyl and the Sniffers, Rat Salad, Rosie’s upbringing…
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#51 Five Percent Fukkwits
The Swoo duo are back with some riveting conversations including the usual health checks, surf sessions, Sam Wells Ep debrief, NSWO, social media, DK, poddy’s, Hodgo in Brazil, IBC in Morocco updates, BTC ’24 comp, shorey banks, Pipe comp, blako’s sessions, UFC wrap up and a wee bit more. Njoy.
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#50 Sam Wells
The half tonne is here! Tis a big milestone for team Swoo and they’re sharing the big occasion with none other than Sam Wells, a bodyboarder, a father, a partner, a very large humanoid. Some big chats here so strap yourselves in for a David Lange (Long-ee) and settle in as the lads chat about…
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#49 Free Roam
A long awaited come back with the swoo bois who chat about topics such as the usual health checks, summer hols, work piss ups, Wairarapa coastline, the ill-fated Joel & Tim show swap cast, podcasts, war, boogieboarding updates, Paikey’s undy run, skunk-ups, JJF’s NZ trip, DK, untidy sparkies,...
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#48 Hodgo the Hutt
The boys are back from a lovely old trip to the tropics with an explosive episode. We start off with a health check, Jolans multiple self-inflicted logistics blowouts, we talk about all of surfs we had, the boys fobbing off Steve Fortune on purpose, Jolans racist attack in the water, meeting…
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#47 Where do you get the Gall?
The boys return from a long hiatus with a general life update and talk about silly billy things like Brooksies potato head, Jolzys Wave Trap sessions, surf/boog vlogs, health checks, the boys chat about their upcoming Raro trip and Jolzys criminal record there, Mike Stewart ripping The Wedge,...
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#46 Bro's would've froze
Swoo bois go for a bit of a David Longeee this pod as the boys almost hit 2 hours of chats around such exciting topics as tongue sizes, health checks, moving house, Lord Hanmer, Nazi Goreng, rant feedback, the horniest man in Indo, Magneto helmets, Indo crowds, WC surf sessions, corner banks…
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#45 Reo rant
Team Swoo are back again and ready to treat your ears and eyes with chats around swaz forecasts, general poo chats, Matariki, quad bikes, kronic fateeeg, Raro fat camp, band jams, Apex Legend champs, Kick streaming, stock market, breaking the normie, surf depression, Spark furore, RoboVax, Kim...
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#44 Chyptonite
Team Swoo are back with a quick hour of power and cover off topics such as lip ratings, studios, surf forecasts, Hodgo’s recent coast strike mission, stupid seagull songs, chyptonite, fat fucks, health checks, raro fat camp, dry July, surf duration, IBC tour – Itacoatiara pro wrap up, WSL CEO,...
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#43 The Dues
After a wee hiatus Hodgo returns from transitioning and the two Swoo boys come back to their respective studios with the usual antics and conversations around the transition surgery, Hodgo’s female UFC debut, haymakers, Maori Roundy’s, Hiatus proper, surf catch ups, wetties, Anti-faggot-gastro…
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#42 BTC 23 Wrap up + Ben McPaike
The lads sit down this week to discuss, in depth, the Blaketown Challenge 2023 which was held over the Easter weekend, Ben McPaike chimes in as current champ and we discuss further the comp, recent surfs, takeaway fails, Hodgo’s vid edit, previous BTC’s, Champ feels, comp edit walk through, Rugby...
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#Ep 41 Shower advice
Hodgo welcomes Kilkelly to his lovely studio this week for a great timed pod just a few days out from this years BTC comp. The lads get stuck into the live Warriors game during the poddy, as well as chat about teenage daughters and WC parties, BTC forecast, previous comps, confirmed competitors,...
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#40 House mourning
This ep is all about the two fat guys getting back in the saddle and having a good old catch up around topics such as Hodgo’s epic poddy studio, conspiracy truths, vaping, JRE’s crew, comedians, podcasts, health chats, Blaketown Challenge 2023, Jonny Rodden debriefs, chopper rides, twitch, comp...
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#39 Jon Rodden
Jolzie sits down with swoo guest Jon Rodden this ep with a couple bottles of red wine and has some deep discussions regarding Jon’s recent NZ trip, medicinal marijuana, reconnecting with Blaketown, Fletchers 2ndbirthday, Rodden whanau, Blaketown upbringing, injuries, Jon’s epic fail falling off…
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#Ep 38 North Shore nerds
Swoo time with Hodge and Jolz this ep and the bois have some good yarns about the upcoming Blako’s comp, Wang and CKY, the Briggsy Ep review, future eps and pranks, carnivore diet updates, plum chats, Joel and Tim patreon, Jolz back in the surf, honorary locals, piss fringes, Turkey earthquakes,...
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#37 Dean Briggs
After a long extended summer break the Swoo boys come back with a banger of a pod with the Godfather of the Blaketown bodyboarders club, Dean Briggs, and during this exciting yarn-fest the lads chat about the recent poddy, vaping, awkwardness, epic coast weather, motorbike and fishing edits,...
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#Ep 36 Xmas Special - 2022 Wrap up
With the final instalment of the year upon ye – the lads this week have some thoughtful reflection around topics such as Josh Cronfield, smelly burps, long farts, Jolzie’s accident, Jim Bolger and Jenny Shipley, Dr Faget, sex hotels, nurse Carlo, surf chats, Swoo 2022 top shows, black humour,...
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#35 Frankie Robinson
Ooooh weee we’ve got a fun one here with Frank Robinson in Melbourne sans Hodgo – Jolzee taking the reins again with Frankie and this ep the bois have some great chats about Frankies background and family ties, Hodgo’s absences, health checks, OzTag, Covid chats, Gold Coast, wave trap…
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#34 Paulus Herewini
Coming to you from Melbourne this week with the first of two podcasts with two absolute legends. First up is Paulus aka the godfather of Isolated.co.nz among many other things. Swoo boi hodge couldn’t make the time/zone so Jolan takes the lead and talks with Paulus about topics such as Tarot and...
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A couple of drones who rant about all sorts of things like NZ boogieboarding, Blaketown wedge folklore and being completely washed up.
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