FuManSwoo

Team Fu are back once again with some great chats discussing Parfitt’s foray into booging at an undisclosed shallow bank and their encounter with a shark, lamenting over Hodgo’s lost go pro and his new set up, Jonny’s blaketown barrels, Shark Island Challenge debriefs, Brisbane Olympics and is booging getting the call up, swiss ball bum comfort, Hodgo’s rowing machine efforts, coffee chats and we find out Hodgo loves his instant coffees, bread and circus’s and a wee bit more, do enjoy you filthy animals.   For more content sign up for out Patreon account below:⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/FumanswooPodcast

A long overdue catch up with team swoo as the boys spitsome yarns about how Hodgee loves to proclaim he’s ‘fat and gay now’, Jolz’s new side hustle Saunas West Coast, Hodgee’s recent Coast mission, wet wetty problems and ice cream headaches, WSL Raglan, conspiracies and political  pontifications and not much else, do enjoy yourselves (apologies on the audio halfway through, it comes right after 20 odd minutes).  For more content sign up for out Patreon account below:https://www.patreon.com/c/FumanswooPodcast

The three Swoo kookateers catch up over some dodgy wi-fidown in Franz, Greymouth and ChCh. Jolan’s flake-outs, Hodgo’s latest patreon Vlog, pozzi’s and neggies from the comp, karakia’s, great wall of blindness, judging chats, forecasts, wave of the comp, snaking, priority discussions, putting pins in things and the never ending patreonical SW trip, do enjoy xo https://www.patreon.com/c/FumanswooPodcast

Quick pod from team Swoo to pump up the Blaketown challenge 2026 which is fast approaching! The lads hold it together but then have a mini blow up with eachother over the comp forecast, chats around the boogie reddit thread and Jolz's 30 day surf challenge and not much more, do enjoy yourselves. https://www.patreon.com/c/FumanswooPodcast

A gay old time with Hodgo and Jolz this pod where theboys have some enthusiastic discussions around topics such as gay percentages, Drag RIP 4 Trad Relapse reviews, Tom Rob shredding, bodyboarding’s cool again, Go Pro edits, Jolan’s UFO reporting youtube clip, Hodge giving feedback on theVlog critique, Goyim’s, Paru or Primo, Riptide mag revival, So Stoked Boogie Pipe Comp, Big Reubs, chicken farmer Hodge, Dutch god interaction in Kaiks and quite a bit more, Enjoy crew xox  For more content sign up for out Patreon account below:https://www.patreon.com/c/FumanswooPodcast And to look at Jolan when he was fat check this out:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_bJqm5zl3w

Swoo time with Gollum and Goutman!!!  The dynamic duo are back with another scintillating episode where the lads chat through topics such as the ever impending patreontrip down to the rugged SW, hodgo’s bday tramadol withdrawals, poo chats, the big reveal, heats with the GOAT, blaketown updates, comp pump ups, patreon Vlog feedback and critiques, Paru or Primo, Dunedin surf trips, Dion Wells memorial, STAB subscription and quite a bit more so sit back, grab yourself a drinky and enjoy.  https://www.patreon.com/FumanswooPodcast

Welcome back to the ever sporadic podcasters at FuManSwoo HQ! The boys are back and initially Jolz's audio is somewhat scratchy for the first 15 mins then it comes right. In this ep the lads chat about 2025 top 3 surfing related moments, POV, Raglan Surf Report, top FuManSwoo pod from 2025, air chats, core lords, Joel BigWang, surf edits music, Fiji surf access, Health goals, challenges, Fabio in the sauna, a fishy flying tale and quite a bit more! Enjoy :) https://www.patreon.com/FumanswooPodcast

Pumping out the good stuff!  Swoo crew welcome to the poddy, the tall dark and handsome, brother from the East with ties to the West, Ahipene Newby.  Some tasty chats with Ahi navigating topics such as Gizzy Summers, Grok Intro, Ahi’s upbringing, surf craft foundations, kohanga reo, papa Jimmy, first boog to surf blaketown, Pines goodness, blaketownmissions, Isolated challenge, recent Mentawai’s, Brazillian localism, Mexico and the GOAT fail, Island sessions and quite a bit more, do enjoy xox

We welcome Blair Hoult to the craziness that is Fu Man Swoothis episode where we dive deep into Blair’s formative years, his father’s journey, falling in love with the West Coast, surfing in some of the worlds most remote spots, wild West Coast weather, crazy coincidences, learning to fly and quite a bit more, Njoy.Check out Blair’s Instagram account for Knights Point Airhere: https://www.instagram.com/knights_point_air/And also check out Nathan Florence’s visit to Blairs domainhere:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCM6mc3IjPY

The swoo bois are back after another period of time and havea good ole catch up over topics such as gooning, new podcast microphones, KBC – Coastguard colab, general updates, Hodgo hating on trivial blubber, Mike Stewartsair drop and Jolz’s interesting wave size calls, Blackwood and Blackman sightings in Dunno’s, Sam’s wipeout in the Catties, west coast concussions, 3I atlas updates, younger dryas theory, and huge chats around fixing everything with regardsto booging on planet earth, enjoy xox

Good catch up with the swoo bois as they chat through alengthy health check, Jolz gives his updates on his back ailments, Hodgo’s surf-every-day updates, some great poo chats with Hodgo’s amazing shitting story, vaping updates, towels chats, the letter ‘H’, surf chats, most influential surf vids, WSL chats, 3I Atlas and not much more!  Njoy xox

The two main Swoo bois are back and delve into topicssuch as Jolan’s awkward clothes horse, Hodgo’s surf every day challenge, Hodgo’s scathing debrief on the previous ep, more Breaker Bay challenge chats, big debrief on the Shark Island Challenge 2025, Jesse Mendes suicide, Hodgo’s shoutouts,  the GOAT Mike Stewart, Breaker bay whites vs browns, NZ boog power rankings, Ahi roasting the coast boys, travelannoyances, Joel and Tim show, Morgy Bartrum 617 km suicide run, UFC chats and not much else, njoy xo

In this episode Swoo co-producer Ben McFake gets the callup due to the Hodgo household being stuck with 5 weeks of consistentillnesses.  Thoughts and prayers to the Hodgo whanau.  Jolan and Paikey discuss the Breaker Bay Challenge (finally) and give some details of the trip.  Jolan also reveals a big event that happened in Rarotonga that has changed his life, tune in for the updates – njoy xox

Great start to this ep, well it was going to be a greatstart but old mate Hodgo forgot to press record ‘insert sad emoji here’, 30 mins down the gurgler, quick recap and a lengthy debrief of the BTC 2025, deep chats about judging, incidents, surf conditions, Joel Liswang’s live feed, live heats, barrel comparisons, non-rashy situation, comp formats, BTC anniversary kook-outs, bread and circuses, Wahs and UFC chat – njoy xox

Last minute pod to chat about the Blaketown Challenge coming up for Easter, Hodgo's Breaking Even 3 Premiere in Auckland debrief, and some other random bits. Enjoy :)

Solo Swoo boi Jolzie has some chats with the old legend himself Bmac for a second time round covering topics about health, chronic fatigue, board design, being self-critical, booger bod, testosterone levels, diets, sponsorship, being brainwashed, weight loss, gym chat, training habits, Lewy Finnegan, employment, strength, yoga, Aran Natesmiff, body types and heaps more!  njoy xoxo

It’s Swoo Time again showcasing scintillating conversations discussing the recent blow up with the Beach Grit pod and article, jolzies tits and his disgusting body, localism, kids send-in, grommet abuse, grom surfing and then Steve-o Fortune arrives and we chat about the upcoming Breaking Even 3 premiere coming up in Auckland plus some general chit chat, enjoy xox

First Swoo of 2025 and the lad continue their health checks, chat about Jolz's big white nurse interaction, Jiggamayne ep, engagement or lack thereof, 2024 best eps, best surfs, music, top shows, gaslighting hodge, best podcasts, Patreon South West trip, Stirling Spencer, resolutions, Kerby Brown chasing monsters, a bit of ufc chat and not much more, njoy xox Patreon mini Ep recorded as well!

Last guest for 2024 and it's a banger (audio warning - listen with headphones if you can)! Swoo lads catch up with WC local Jai and yarn about podcasts, diets, fasting, bikram yoga, 90s blakos, Jai’s origin, board design, early music influences, high school warfare, boog yarns, kbc parties, Gizzy connections, Goldy days, Dingo Morrison, YouTube, West Coast Barrel Hunters, Go pro, boog vs sticks, Mitch Rawlins, Rossegor, the summer of summers, Hawaii, and a wee bit more, enjoy.

The grumpy pod where the lads chat about being grumpy, progress on on Jolza’s new/old background, surf updates, breaker bay comp updates, BTC 20th 2026, non-refundable, backlash, Temu Turnstile, Patreon and Hodgo’s Vlog, SW Patreon trip, health check, Joel Taylor, IBC confirmation, Nathan Florence, blako’s heavy stand up take offs, scragg, motel Matrix, Jolan’s sad paintball story, Damon Meade, best(s) wave ever witnessed, how to make a boog, Jolan’s sook-fest fire-up, and a wee bit more, enjoy and stay tuned, guest coming up for Ep 62.

In Episode 60 the Swoo lads have some epic chats detailing Hodgo’s new and improved office/studio background and Jolz’s lack thereof, conversations continue around topics such as Hodgo’s amazing diffuser, health checks, updates on Jolz’s never-ending wall painting, the billa-quick-curl saga, surf crafts, Nathan Florence, corporate barrels with Brooksie, old school surf reports and forecasting, Stuart Island Parfitt trip, Jolan’s IBC report and some niggle, Fortune write offs, Hodgo’s K2 rabbit hole and bugger all else – please enjoy xo

Swoo returns with chats around Hodgo’s recent sneak attack at The Joel and Tim show, mahi chats, colonisations, the Bakers Punk podcast, ego, tall poppy syndrome, black rinse, Jolza’s painting updates, stud finder, back on the boog at blaketown, injuries, and then hodgo forgets to press record and we miss 30 odd mins of quality chat ☹ sorry crew, SW Grub, conspiracy corner, supernatural section, Shawn Ryan podcast, chair dips, bread and circuses and not much more – check it xox

Swoo bois are back and kick off the pod with a general catch up, chat about the lack of surfing, weather, Patreon pump up, Breaker Bay, Uber eats, hogman, elite Māori lounge, kakapo trip, bodyboarding at the olympics, ufo’s and bugger all else. Njoy x

A wee break between pods but team Swoo are back with a couple of special guests who live in the Wellington region, Floyd Smith (ex Aucks) and Paul Grealish. Some great chats exploring the lads backgrounds around bodyboarding but mainly this pod is all about the Breaker Boog Challenge. Buckle up and get excited about this new boog comp and learn more about how it got set up, how it's tracking and what's in store.

Quality chats ensue in this episode with discussions around Jolans background feedback, Musashi, Patreonics, surf forecasts, swell periods, local groms, Brendo debrief, Hodgo haka, Frank’s asshole, health checks, SIC 24, Breaker Boog challenge and a wee bit more. Churrrr crew

Swoo bois with special guest Brendon Newton talk all things pro boog career, how Brendo got into the sport, Brendo’s NZ trips and blako’s expression session, sponsorships, career crossroads, Tahiti sessions, Hawaii, mental health, discrimination, roaming, Shark Island Challenge predictions, the 12 apostles of Bodyboarding and quite a bit more – njoy xox Check out Brendo's podcast via instagram here: @thegreyspacepod

From camera fails to pork roast cooking, the lads catch up and have some quality yarns including standard health checks, Warriors, bougie foods, chrono, Friday late nights, alarm anxiety, life balance, Jolzie’s tongue, Helldivers 2, Patreon, drop-ins, SIC, podcasts and a wee bit more, enjoy xox

Boys are back on the horse this week and discuss the recent Bakerspunk poddy with Jolo solo, poddy backgrounds and house reno's, WSL, Jacob Zelesky's youtube channel, Nathan Florence, PLC and Morey, Big Boogie, SIC 2024, Woflpack, Sunny Garcia, custom boards, Tyler Wright's Teeth, Comp debrief and controversy, health checks and a wee bit of UFC, njoy. Apologies on the audio levels :)

We welcome long time listener, first time guest, Shaun Rose to the Swoo poddy for this Ep.   We talk a lot about Rosie’s side-quest, the bakerspunk podcast, guests on his poddy, Triple J punk show, Radio Wai, Jolan’s first punk show, Amyl and the Sniffers, Rat Salad, Rosie’s upbringing, Blanchfields bakery, Cathlic schools, sex ed, Karoro grommy days, first crew, Nathan Hole – Godfather of Blako’s, first trim, first Blako’s experience, Blako’s chief, next gen, the 90’s corner bank, Go for Gold comps, Gareth Royal’s band, BBC and Briggsy, first Oz trip, Jimmy Blair & John Blackwood, GC days, Kirra sessions, Mrs and West Oz, DK days and a wee bit more so strap yourself in for a David…Lange. 

The Swoo duo are back with some riveting conversations including the usual health checks, surf sessions, Sam Wells Ep debrief, NSWO, social media, DK, poddy’s, Hodgo in Brazil, IBC in Morocco updates, BTC ’24 comp, shorey banks, Pipe comp, blako’s sessions, UFC wrap up and a wee bit more.  Njoy. 

The half tonne is here!  Tis a big milestone for team Swoo and they’re sharing the big occasion with none other than Sam Wells, a bodyboarder, a father, a partner, a very large humanoid.  Some big chats here so strap yourselves in for a David Lange (Long-ee) and settle in as the lads chat about Sam’s questionable clothing style, hell-man Cody, upbringing, first boog, crews, Jai, first surf comps, 3B1 notebook notes, first blaketown missions, Sam’s haggard wax job, golden era, Paulus and Isolated.co.nz, wave pool tech, Shark Island comp, Isolated comps, John Diamond, B-team, surf fights, more notebook notes, NWSO, Timaru antics, group wanks on the coast, Jolza’s missing out and a wee bit more.  Enjoy crew, this is a goodie! 

A long awaited come back with the swoo bois who chat about topics such as the usual health checks, summer hols, work piss ups, Wairarapa coastline, the ill-fated Joel & Tim show swap cast, podcasts, war, boogieboarding updates, Paikey’s undy run, skunk-ups, JJF’s NZ trip, DK, untidy sparkies, Brooksie update, Raro drones, Nato updates, Jase up north, BTC 24 and not much more – enjoy.  

The boys are back from a lovely old trip to the tropics with an explosive episode. We start off with a health check, Jolans multiple self-inflicted logistics blowouts, we talk about all of surfs we had, the boys fobbing off Steve Fortune on purpose, Jolans racist attack in the water, meeting their first Hawaiian bruddah in the wild, Hodgo beached whale on the reef, Jolan dropping his nuts at lowtide and Hodgo the Hutt. Njoy team xx

The boys return from a long hiatus with a general life update and talk about silly billy things like Brooksies potato head, Jolzys Wave Trap sessions, surf/boog vlogs, health checks, the boys chat about their upcoming Raro trip and Jolzys criminal record there, Mike Stewart ripping The Wedge, Hawaiian DK rippas, Joel & Tim criminal records, Māori time with Hodgo, The Bakers Punk Podcast, Surfline account login argument, Hodgos shit work story and we finish off with a UFC and Wahs update. Njoy #tenbuckscunt

Swoo bois go for a bit of a David Longeee this pod as the boys almost hit 2 hours of chats around such exciting topics as tongue sizes, health checks, moving house, Lord Hanmer, Nazi Goreng, rant feedback, the horniest man in Indo, Magneto helmets, Indo crowds, WC surf sessions, corner banks, Joel and Tim show, Ukraine, modern warfare videos, Tunnel Rats, podcasts, torturing Tim, Te Maori in Antarctica, Barbie movie, obsolete males, ancient bloodlines, shamanism, cannibalism, Mikala Jones RIP, boog chats and quite a bit more so strap yourself in friends, grab a cuppa or a beer and enjoy xox

Team Swoo are back again and ready to treat your ears and eyes with chats around swaz forecasts, general poo chats, Matariki, quad bikes, kronic fateeeg, Raro fat camp, band jams, Apex Legend champs, Kick streaming, stock market, breaking the normie, surf depression, Spark furore, RoboVax, Kim Kardashian’s bum, Kelly Slater, bad accents, Foamworks gram account, Steve ‘Good’ Fortune in Raro, Hodgo’s Te Reo rant, some UFC and a few other topics so strap yourself in and enjoy.

Team Swoo are back with a quick hour of power and cover off topics such as lip ratings, studios, surf forecasts, Hodgo’s recent coast strike mission, stupid seagull songs, chyptonite, fat fucks, health checks, raro fat camp, dry July, surf duration, IBC tour – Itacoatiara pro wrap up, WSL CEO, Warriors bandwagon chats, Origin, earliest memories, RIP Maricio, Indo Bumchums, AllboogsNZ, Zuck vs Musk, Conor McGregor and bugger all else, enjoy friends. 

After a wee hiatus Hodgo returns from transitioning and the two Swoo boys come back to their respective studios with the usual antics and conversations around the transition surgery, Hodgo’s female UFC debut, haymakers, Maori Roundy’s, Hiatus proper, surf catch ups, wetties, Anti-faggot-gastro, IBC comps, El nino vs La Nina, alpine fault, more IBC, Hickory bay, Raro, Bono, McFakes takes, Connor McGregor, UFC, Shout Outs and not much more – enjoy. 

The lads sit down this week to discuss, in depth, the Blaketown Challenge 2023 which was held over the Easter weekend, Ben McPaike chimes in as current champ and we discuss further the comp, recent surfs, takeaway fails, Hodgo’s vid edit, previous BTC’s, Champ feels, comp edit walk through, Rugby League chats, UFC and not much else.  Tune in and enjoy xox

Hodgo welcomes Kilkelly to his lovely studio this week for a great timed pod just a few days out from this years BTC comp.  The lads get stuck into the live Warriors game during the poddy, as well as chat about teenage daughters and WC parties, BTC forecast, previous comps, confirmed competitors, BTC favourites, Wellsy in the US of A, Spuds S&* Hut, Shower antics, wee routines, creepy Frankie, infoamed, Pipe comp debacle, board lengths, McFakes takes:  AI, Izzy vs Pereira, Hodgo car napping, Josh Komen’s ice bath charity and a wee bit more.  Safe travels humanoids xox 

This ep is all about the two fat guys getting back in the saddle and having a good old catch up around topics such as Hodgo’s epic poddy studio, conspiracy truths, vaping, JRE’s crew, comedians, podcasts, health chats, Blaketown Challenge 2023, Jonny Rodden debriefs, chopper rides, twitch, comp formats, Neckiatomy edits, house mournings, hodgo’s dunken antics, nangs, Cindy and Clarke, boog shopping, wave pools, edit rehashes, UFC and a smidgeon more – enjoy xoxox

Jolzie sits down with swoo guest Jon Rodden this ep with a couple bottles of red wine and has some deep discussions regarding Jon’s recent NZ trip, medicinal marijuana, reconnecting with Blaketown, Fletchers 2ndbirthday, Rodden whanau, Blaketown upbringing, injuries, Jon’s epic fail falling off the tip, mixing, current state of booging, first jobs, first flats, the chariot, Gold Coast days, Broady international days, board making, 2 Far Gone, gigs, Greymouth nightlife, Census, Napier floods, chopper crash (viewer discretion) and a bit more. Big apologies from Jolz as he left the good mics at band practice and had to scrounge around the house for any mic he could find. Chuck ya headphones on or crank the volume xox

Swoo time with Hodge and Jolz this ep and the bois have some good yarns about the upcoming Blako’s comp, Wang and CKY, the Briggsy Ep review, future eps and pranks, carnivore diet updates, plum chats, Joel and Tim patreon, Jolz back in the surf, honorary locals, piss fringes, Turkey earthquakes, disasters and the alpine fault, Tapawera disaster, surf injuries, heavy wipeouts, Hawaii and a wee bit more, so sit back and relax, or tune in on the drive and enjoy.

After a long extended summer break the Swoo boys come back with a banger of a pod with the Godfather of the Blaketown bodyboarders club, Dean Briggs, and during this exciting yarn-fest the lads chat about the recent poddy, vaping, awkwardness, epic coast weather, motorbike and fishing edits, origins story of starting the Blako’s club, Briggsy’s first boogin days, v-plates, 17 Mile, Riptides, Tui chats, Nathan Hole, being expelled from school, Fish money mayn, rose-tinted glasses, Jimmy Blair hype, Johnny Blackwood burn, Nuffy hangs, Eppo’s freakshow, hair chats, DropKnee, first comps, Jon Rodden swimming cap, Bradley McEwen, Raymond Beckford, Lackey and Crawley, Smiddy’s famous inny at cobbos, Go for Gold – and quite a bit more. Get stuck in xox

With the final instalment of the year upon ye – the lads this week have some thoughtful reflection around topics such as Josh Cronfield, smelly burps, long farts, Jolzie’s accident, Jim Bolger and Jenny Shipley, Dr Faget, sex hotels, nurse Carlo, surf chats, Swoo 2022 top shows, black humour, camping trips, Urban surf wrap, McFakes takes and a few other things so tune it to check it. Merry Krimbus.

Ooooh weee we’ve got a fun one here with Frank Robinson in Melbourne sans Hodgo – Jolzee taking the reins again with Frankie and this ep the bois have some great chats about Frankies background and family ties, Hodgo’s absences, health checks, OzTag, Covid chats, Gold Coast, wave trap, bodyboarding origin stories, Matrix movie, reincarnation, urination mishaps, blaketown crew, scholastics, blaketown bodyboarders club origins, BAFT(J), Franks Mum’s house, the fabled piss story, blaketown challenge stories, pumping waves, the GC, localism, isolated comps, isolated.co.nz and a some more stuff – enjoy.

Coming to you from Melbourne this week with the first of two podcasts with two absolute legends. First up is Paulus aka the godfather of Isolated.co.nz among many other things. Swoo boi hodge couldn’t make the time/zone so Jolan takes the lead and talks with Paulus about topics such as Tarot and Tantric sex, Covid lockdowns, self-employment, web development, East Coast Bodyboarders Club, isolated.co.nz, surfing scholastics, Wellsy’s cars, more isolated chats, first blako’s surf mission, grom days and quite a bit more – do enjoy.

In situ this week at the Venetian Resort, Swoo boi Hodgo came to the coast for a strike mission at blako’s and during the poddy the lads catch up on goss around the current banks at blako’s, Nato’s overseas missions, Jolan’s strokes, potential beans spillage, virginity chats, isolated confusion, BTC 2023, Uncle Boyd drop in, conniptions, Rotomanu orchards, parenting, more blako’s comp – very belated wrap up of BTC 22 and bugger all else – Njoy.

Interesting conversations this week around potential new poddy names, hodgo’s fan moment, surf travs, health checks, grumpy ole Jole - surf chats, apocalypse fat, boogieboarding updates, sappy bois, upcoming trip to Melbs, McFakes takes, poo chats, blako’s jump rocks, Ancient Apocalypse, alternate histories, cleaning chats, UFC debriefs and bugger all else. Get into it ya half-wits.  

Quality chats this week which includes UFC Vegas 63 – Kattar vs Allen fight companion, Riptide Mag site feedback, health chats, poo chats, labour weekend blaketown sessions, North Island weekend skunk up, Jolan’s only fans, blakos doco, Joel and Tim Podcast hiatus, Fu Man Chu clips, podcast name origins, Hodgo’s swoo/swazz, Mason Rose gram blowout, Fronton King final commentary, Greymouth suburbs chats, baby in the coalmine and not much more – NJOY.