✨Fun Girlie Car Time!✨
by Chris K. and Chris L.
Do you love unhinged gay people? Do you love cars? Do you love unhinged gay people talking about cars? If you said yes to any of this then you're going to LOVE Fun Girlie Car Time! Two of your favorite unhinged homosexuals from Gears & Queers and SparkPlug TV get together weekly and kiki about all things automotive. Never knew you needed this? Well? Now you do! Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast and leave a review so we can get the word out about Fun Girlie Car Time!
Episodes
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Witnessing a Biblically Accurate Angel Hand in Hand With Your Lover
We are back with another episode, this time to do a quick recap on all things we've done recently with Kluever's press cars and Chris' ML with her hiking boots on instead of her normal Christian Louboutin heels. Don't forget to rate comment, review, subscribe and comment wherever you're listening...
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Theta (II) Boom Boom
In the first part of the episode we talk about Atlanta Pride and what we did to celebrate. Then we talked about how went on for literal hours coming up with drag names based off of our other favorite thing...cars! Kluever gets back into the loaner reviews and discusses that meanwhile Landry is…
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The Noah Spec
This week, we have on our good gal pal Noah Thanos who talks to us about all things GMC, Divas in a Hummer and refurbishing his cars to the point that we've dubbed a new phrase, "the Noah spec." Keep it on this channel for all things Fun Girlie Car Time!
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Honda is The Madonna of The Automotive Industry
You read that correctly. We discuss why Honda and Madonna have similar impacts in their perspective industries. We discuss Kluever's move to Atlanta and what he thinks about the roads. We also talk all things automotive news like Kluever's test drive of the 2025 Genesis G80 and the reveal of the...
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The Ford Maverick Lobo(tomy)
We're back with another episode and we are talking all things check engine lights that won't go away, Ford Maverick Lobo(tomy) and the newly redesigned Toyota Corolla GR. Plus, Chris K. has some exciting news to share! Please don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!
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How Many Buckets Does it Take?
We cover so many topics in this episode from how many buckets you should use when you wash your car, the Toyota recall, the new Corvette ZR1 and much, much more! Welcome to Fun Girlie Car Time :)
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We're Back!
Welcome to our 40th episode! Took us long enough! We've been on a bit of a hiatus for a variety of reasons, but we are soooo happy to be back! We basically cover everything that we've been up to and missed for the entire month that we've been gone. So tune in, rate, review and subscribe!
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Check Engine Light Woes
We basically discuss, in the majority of this episode why the Toyota Supra shares a lot of parts with a BMW. We also go over check engine light woes and what our favorite car from the 80s was, and the rest of America's apparently. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!
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24 Hours in a Lightning - Feat. Balaska
Have you ever slept on the floor of a 2023 Ford F-150 Lightning just so you could catch some Zs? Well, our guest on today's episode has! A fellow contributor to Gears & Queers, and a third Chris, Chris Balaska joins the podcast this episode to go over all things Lightning related. Don't forget to...
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A Hierarchy of Needs That's Literally Just Brunch
We love brunch here at FGCT and we also love the newest 2024 Lexus TX 350 AWD. We're back with another episode where we discuss all things automotive including but not limited to: check engine lights popping back up on Kluever's buick, a check engine light popping back up on Landry's Mercedes and…
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The Liability of It All
Have you ever had an unsavory experience and the mechanic shop? Well there's a first time for everything and Chris K. sure did. We dive deep into the perils of that little drama and then we go head first into our new segment, Everything EV related. Is it a new segment? Honestly we don't know...
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A Diesel Engine Could Survive an EMP
Did you know that? Chris L. was under the impression that Atlanta got hit with an EMP so after they told this harrowing story, we got into what car could and would survive the apocalypse. We also talked all things WRX, BMW and of course...Buicks! Please don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!...
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Jaggie Kennedy
I mean, what a perfect name for a Jaguar, amirightladies? This week, the duo discusses all things fun, girlie and car related. From Chris L.'s adventure at the Out Motorsports Trackcross to Chris K.'s adventures around Raleigh with the Nissan Z Nismo. Of course Chris K. loves attention, and…
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This Is A Buick Stan Account
Hey, dude? It's Chris and Chris back with another episode of FGCT. We've been on a bit of a hiatus but we're back with a jam packed episode full of more Buick propaganda, NYIAS updates and Chris K. talks about how much maintenance on cars he can do now. Please don't forget to rate, review, share...
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Amber, like my Turn Signals - Feat. Logan Landes From Aston Martin
Honestly one of our most wild interviews to date. Who knew that there could be just as unhinged homosexuals working in the automotive industry as us two girlies. Logan Landes joins us from his hotel room in NYC to talk about being a product specialist for Aston Martin and how he advocates for the...
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The Onomatopoeia Episode
Truthfully, we mad a lot more noise this episode than we usually do...which is definitely saying something. We recapped all the glorious time we spent together the prior weekend at the first ever Hot Cars and Iced Coffee. Chris K. reminisced over the 2024 Jaguar F-Type R75 and Chris L. of course...
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Mc in tosh or Mac in tosh?
Tomato, tomatoh...Let's call the whole the thing off! This week is a shorter episode, but the girlies gush over the upcoming Hot Cars and Iced Coffee event (you should come if you're not already!). Chris K. discusses how teeny tiny the Chicago show was and Chris L. talks about how they need new...
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"I paid for this truck with D Pictures" - Feat. Casey Wright
Somehow, as we continue to make episodes, the titles get more and more unhinged. Our guests also join in on the unhinged nature of the pod with our guest this week: Casey Wright from Queermechanic! He joins us to discuss all 470 of his cars that he gets to choose from daily and his disdain for…
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Can I Interest You in a Petcock?
Chris K. had never even heard of that word before, but according to Chris L., it's actually a thing. If you haven't heard of it, get your mind out of the gutter. This week we discuss spilling fluids, Chris K. unable to make his mind up about keeping his truck or not, longevity and resale value of...
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Iced Cars and Hot Coffee
The girls love a good Freudian slip. This title is no different, Chris K. meant to say, "Hot Cars and Iced Coffee," which is an event happening in Atlanta very soon. Of course being half asleep when recording Chris K., ya know, Freudian slipped over his own words. Wow, he's also the one writing...
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Informed and Terrified (feat. Marcus Cheung)
Just remember, strap to bone! This week we have our good gal pal, Marcus Cheung on the podcast. He is one of the Safety Engineers over at BMW America and he comes on the pod-iana to talk about crash safety and how he used to work at IIHS and also about how his mom thought he was a tiktoker! Chris...
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Emotionally Charged 🍆
We're baaaaaack!!! Sorry for the haitus, but between the holidays, the new year and Chris K. having two press cars and being sick....it's been a busy couple of weeks! Of course we are back in a BIG 🍆 way, we really have no other mode it's either on or nothing. This week we talk about Chris L.'s...
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FDAU
If you really want to know what that acronym stands for, then I guess you'll have to just listen to this week's episode! I promise you'll find out lol. We talk about Maserati for a good portion of this episode as well as Chris L. spending an inordinate amount of money on a battery for Miss ML....
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This Mustang Literally Sounds Like Chewbacca
Honestly where do we even come up with these titles? On this week's episode, we go over the C******T car features on modern cars. We talk about what's the deal with luxury cars, and talk about how we actually aren't a fan of being neurodivergent, if you can believe it. Thanks for listening to our...
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Let's Replace Airbags With Poppers
Chris and Chris are in person this week as Chris K. visits Chris L. in Atlanta! The duo discuss the 2024 Mazda CX-5 Turbo Signature in Rhodium White feature Catura brown napa leather seating as well as the 2024 Toyota Grand Highlander with which I will not be delving into such a long description...
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Our Daughters Zaxbys and Burger King
If anything, that is an episode title! We actually do a Q&A Session in this week's episode. We go over if $400 is a liiiiitle too much for an oil change? Maybe? Definitely. Thank you to everyone that continues to support the pod!
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Do I Look Mentally Stable? I'm Not.
It's your two favorite neurodivergent girlies, and we're hear to make it clear: We're on anti depressants. Other than that we're talking about all the fun things Chris K.'s been up to, Chris L. downsizing their fleet, and some fun facts about a new kit engine hitting the market! Tune in every...
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Volvos are for Subaru People Who Want to be Coddled
Listen, did you detect any lies in that title? Cause we sure didn't. Also, the Volvo S60 truly is an incredible piece of machinery and it's evidence can be found in this week's Fun Girlie Car Time! We also talk about driving sins, Chris K. potentially buying a new car, and Chris L. giving away…
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Tire Goddess
This week we have on our very special friend(iana) Davis Adams-Smith, the Director of Communication for Bridgestone Americas. Did ya'll read that? We have the quality guests! We talk about how he very proudly supports a scootering moment, how he was the very first influencer, and much, much more!...
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If Buttered Pasta Were Sexy
In this zesty episode of Fun Girlie Car Time, we dive deep into the sultry world of garlic sauce and its scandalous affair with buttered pasta. As if that's not steamy enough, I take you on a wild ride to Overland Expo East – no garlic sauce included, sadly. Meanwhile, Chris L spills the beans on...
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My Father, The Inventor of The Pinto Plane
You read that title correctly. Did you know that the Ford Pinto used to have wings and could actually gain flight? Yeah I mean Chris and Chris didn't know that either until we ended up obsessing over it for like 5-10 minutes. Other than that we go over the 2023 NAIAS or Detroit Auto Show, Chris...
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Grindr is The Best Marketing Tool (Feat. Tedward)
Today on FGCT we have our specialiana guestiana Tom from his ever popular channel, Tedward! We go over how Chris K. found out about him (it's salacious), we find out what Chris L.'s first ever car was AND we talk about all the exciting things Tedward's been up to and will be up to in the future!...
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Weebly Wobbly Suspensions
Have you ever driven something so big but accidentally thought you were driving something say like...a Ferrari? Yeah, us too. See, here at FGCT we don't just pretend to be unhinged...we are just that unhinged! In writing this I still can't get over that we have a beetle with a bob as our main...
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Mr. Rolls Royce and Mrs. Hyundai
Could you honestly think of a more perfect wedding than to wed a Rolls Royce and a Hyundai? Honestly? We couldn't either. (This is a joke). Anywho, this week we have a teeny tiny, ity bity little podiana castiana for ya'll. Thank you for your patience on this week's episode coming out as we have...
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Charli XCX is a Fan of Crashing
This week’s episode we gush over top safety picks from IIHS and talk about horrendous crash stories from experience. We also talk about subwoofers, old high school drama, and subwoofers in old high school drama. Did you ever have subwoofers in your car growing up? We sure did. Thanks for tuning...
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800 Year Old Key Fob Battery
This week we are guest-less! We're back to the regular one-on-one homosexual automotive enthusiast shenanigans via Chris K. and Chris L. Somehow we get on the topics of Beyonce's Rolls Royce, Fish tanks in cars, 800 year old key fob battery warranties and of course, out mental neurodivergent...
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Aren't You So Supra Excited?!
We love a pun here at FGCT and this week we discuss the source of the title's pun with Chris L. as they're getting a 2023 Toyota Supra Manual! How fabulous is that? We also have an esteemed guest with us this week and Chris K.'s first auto influencer friend, Justin Ortiz from All Car News! We...
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This Barbie Reviews Cars!
On this week's episode, we have a sit down chat with Carolina_Car_Mom from Instagram and TikTok! We talk about what it's like being a woman in this industry, what her favorite mommy mobile is, and talk about what her current mommy wagon is! Thank ya'll for your patience on these episodes…
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Cariana Cariana Give Me The Triviana
What's in a name? What's with this title? This week we finally get to do another irl live and in homosexual color episode because Chris K. visits Atlanta to visit Chris L. for real life fun girlie car time! We were actually so exhausted I don't even know how we got this podcast out of our system....
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Chris Sharted in a CTS
No! You're not reading that title incorrectly. I will however, let the listener decide, before listening to the episode, which Chris it's talking about. This week we discuss plans for off-roading at Iron Mountain Resort in Georgia, the new 2024 Chevy Traverse release, and amount other things, the...
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Hole Buffer
I don't even know where to begin describing this episode. We touch on so many topics and none at all simultaneously? Is it the little Gucci dress or the little Gucci dress? We talk about Tesla in EXCESS. We talk about plans for two weeks from the recording where we're going to actually SERVE it…
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Honey, I Don't Wear Seatbelts. I'm on Prep!
This week we have a very special guest, our dear friend Jake Thiewes from Out Motorsports! Jake is a seasoned influencer girlie not only influences online, but also irl with their super popular, and super fun queer automotive community! We spend the hour talking about press cars, sniffies, and…
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Electric Cars Begets Infidelity
This week, we dive into more than just cars. We also dive into whole (whole lol) discussions about classic cars and how they've shaped cars of today, we go into a very cute yet cheesy ice breaker game talking about what we'd name our potential kids (yeah right like either of us should rear...
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Using Nail Glue to Fix a W163
This week Chris and Chris are recapping fathering during Father’s Day weekend, Chris K.’s birthday and being gayncient. We also discuss prolapsed Jeep Grand Cherokees and of course, using nail glue to fix Chris L’s ML350’s shifter knob to feel better about himself. Chris K. Also have the Bronco...
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Pig Bottom Heated Seats
This episode somehow turns out to be just as unhinged as the pilot if not more. We find out that Chris K. still has the memory of a goldfish and can’t remember where he is half the time. We also find out that Chris L. has some pretty intense horror stories about cabin air filters. Some cliff...
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Pilot - Mountain Mother
Welcome to the VERY FIRST episode of our new podcast...FUN GIRLIE CAR TIME! We are so excited to bring this to the Gears and Queer/SparkPlug TV audience. We go over our backgrounds, why we do what we do, and why my father is the inventor of the toaster strudel. We also discuss what we were doing...
About this show
Do you love unhinged gay people? Do you love cars? Do you love unhinged gay people talking about cars? If you said yes to any of this then you're going to LOVE Fun Girlie Car Time! Two of your favorite unhinged homosexuals from Gears & Queers and SparkPlug TV get together weekly and kiki about all things automotive. Never knew you needed this? Well? Now you do! Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast and leave a review so we can get the word out about Fun Girlie Car Time!
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