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Functionally Messy
by Functionally Messy
"If you think my hair is messy, you should see my life." Follow two best friends as they venture through life's messiness together. They'll discuss dating, work, pop culture, friendships, life in their twenties, and the things that make their lives truly messy.
Episodes
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EP.9 WHY DO MEN?
The episode title basically explains itself; why do men? Why do men exist? Why do they lie? Why do they think they can get away with things they clearly can't? The girls get down to the bottom of it. Not really, but they give it a good try. Stay messy xoxo
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EP. 8 CHILD'S PLAY
On this weeks episode, the girls take a trip down memory lane. They relive some of their fondest memories. And by fondest we definitely mean their most blurred memories. That's right, they're talking about some of their best drunk stories. Welcome to the shit show. Stay messy xoxo
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EP. 7 ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
In the first episode of 2021, the girls recap the dumpster fire that was 2020. They discus everything from psycho tendencies and friendships to what valuable lessons were learned from the year. A game of would you rather leaves the girls scratching their heads. xoxo stay messy
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EP. 6 WHY YOU ASKING ALL THEM QUESTIONS?
The girls are back and answering burning questions from the sub-redit AskWomen. They tackle questions such as favorite struggle meals, being intimate with male friends and why they deserve not to be kicked off the earth. xoxo stay messy
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EP. 5 FAMILY FEUD
On this week’s episode, the girls are tackling the hard topics of men’s mental health and toxic family members. It’s hard, we know, but very necessary. We also cannot believe it is 2020 and we have to tell people they cannot vote for Kanye West… xoxo stay messy
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EP. 4 ENTANGLEMENT SZN
Welcome to entanglement szn. Wait, what does that even mean? Hell, no one knows, but the girls do their best to define it for anyone who might be confused. Think you've fallen into an entanglement? You probably have. Also in discussion; cancel culture. STOP CANCELING PEOPLE WHO DON'T DESERVE IT....
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EP. 3 WHY THE F**K YOU LYING?
Get your notebooks out because class is now in session. After a brief hiatus, the girls are back to teach you how to be a better liar. Spoiler alert: check your body language. Is this a sex podcast now? Well. no, but there is breaking news about what kind of nudes men want to receive. This…
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EP. 2 TINDER ETIQUETTE
On this weeks episode, the girls talk about online dating. Talking about Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge they cover bio dos and don'ts, profile must haves, and pet peeves. PSA: Nobody wants to see your nudes.
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EP. 1 CRAZY IS AS CRAZY DOES
On the first episode, the girls talk about relationships, what it means to be crazy, and a few toxic traits.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
"If you think my hair is messy, you should see my life." Follow two best friends as they venture through life's messiness together. They'll discuss dating, work, pop culture, friendships, life in their twenties, and the things that make their lives truly messy.
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Functionally Messy
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How many episodes does Functionally Messy have?
Functionally Messy currently has 9 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is Functionally Messy about?
"If you think my hair is messy, you should see my life." Follow two best friends as they venture through life's messiness together. They'll discuss dating, work, pop culture, friendships, life in their twenties, and the things that make their lives truly messy.
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Functionally Messy is created and hosted by Functionally Messy.
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