PODCAST · comedy
Funny Girl
by Brooklyn Wagner
Brooklyn tells it like it is, even if she knows nothing about it! She’ll make you laugh, break your heart, and weird you out when she talks in the third person like this. brookologie.substack.com
Episodes
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Filing Some Complaints!
I needed to decompress via complaining today. Consider these complaints officially filed and signed by my notary who are my listeners. Thank you for your cooperation at this sensitive time! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus...
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I Heard You Called Me ‘Childish’
And to that I say —- well, a whole podcast episode of things. But among them, it’s kind of like a thank you. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com
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Why Disappointment Followed Me Into My 30s
It always starts with looking at photos from my past which turns into a moment of clarity and then, often, spirals into a lesson or five. Here’s one from today. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...
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I Turned 34 and Here’s What’s I’m Doing About It
Life is chaotic right now (cue the 10 minute rambling about how I’m moving as my opener.) So, to recenter myself, I’m sharing what my goals and “vision” is for my 35th year of life (I’m 34 so it’s my 35th year —- pls don’t let your brain crunch on that for too long if it’s confusing.) This is a...
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I’m Torn! (Not Physically!)
I’ve been wrestling with these voices in my head because the Christians are still messaging me, “Hey, friend, can you meet for coffee?” Oop. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com
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Uh Oh, I’m “Having a Hard Week” Again!
Yep, it’s time to plop down on the same digital couch as me and have a chat about what ‘having a hard week’ means to me, how I ‘get through it’ and why I’m thankful for the ways my life flexes to fit my ‘depressive mood swings’ hehe This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with...
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Wherein DnD Saves My Life
Yeah, I said it!!! And I mean it! How an adventurous, tabletop rpg entered my life many years ago and lead up to the last year of transformative experiences. The hero of the story? Imagination. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to…
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Wherein I Return From My Silent Era
Okay, not *entirely silent* but just *podcasting silent*. Let’s talk about where I’ve been, where I am, and where I’m going!! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com
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Wherein I Open Up My Loneliness
After a short daydream stopped me in my tracks, I had to have a self-discussion about why I’m feeling lonely. And maybe how I always have been. Here’s what came of that. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...
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Wherein I’m a Godless Bisexual Astronaut
I’m talking about myself with an especially jazzy voice like always. This time it’s about coming out as bisexual, my un-faith-ing journey, and the big ass question mark that my brain is right now. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to...
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Wherein I talk about my anxiety, stress, insecurity, and other hilarious topics!
I had a bad day. A really bad one. High stress, lots of sweating, hate-scrolling, and crying, wishing for a reprieve. So, I crawled into my closet, got out my podcasting floor pillow, and spoke into my phone again. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers...
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Wherein we talk my global travels and troubling memories!
I was a Christian... not only that, I was a BAPTIST. A Republican!! Oh god. Here’s some stories. Admittedly *not funny* and probably emotional and frustrating. Let’s do this. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...
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Wherein I tell you MY Christmas stories *there will be crying*
I start from my earliest memories of being obsessed with Santa all the way to my intense Virgo energy about Christmas this year with my little bubble of friends. This... episode is a doozy. Buckle up. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access...
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Wherein I talk about fatness, my Peloton, heavy breathing, crotch pain, and hating frisbee people!
Listen, I know that it’s been a minute, but I have been GROWING AND CHANGING! AF! I’ve got a new found love for my Peloton... I’m that girl now. And I’m a n00b, but ready to talk about my health journey’s starting line. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other...
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Wherein I tell you about my childhood and how I met my FATHER *not Darth Vader*
I decided I wanted to talk to you at length about my childhood, but in a way that isn’t linear at all and mostly flows like leaves in the wind!! If you don’t know about leaves and wind, just watch Pocahontas. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or…
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Wherein I RANT about GOD SCHOOL and how I am OPRAH *and an update on Hope!*
Listen, ugh, I know I said I would little take a dump on a large I-wanna-say marble seal that exists in the middle of a courtyard at my Alma Mater. And I’m here to tell that I meant it. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus...
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Wherein I bring you up to speed on me, what I’m learning, and how I mark my scent on Hope’s pillow.
What a YEAR we’re in!??! Let’s talk about the real stuff!! Also, don’t skip the ad? Maybe? I put it at the end bc I love you, so just let it play, it’s SHORT and makes me MONEY!!!!! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes,...
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Wherein I monologue about getting out of your SLUMP! *yeah I cry in this*
Yep. I’m oversharing after an emotional and exhausting week, simply because I can!! I want to to help you get after what you want in life, tackle that dream and make it your beech. And I guess I just wanna talk about the gunk in my brain that has been clogging my pipes so we can Drano that sh*t...
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Wherein I overshare about my PET PEEVES! *very emotional*
Listen, I’m not here to behavior-shame, but also, yes I am! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com
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Wherein you hear everything on my BUCKET LIST. *I talk about my SEX LIFE* *dramatic*
Listen here, bud, I’m not holding back on ANYTHING in this episode. This is ALL the stuff your mom warned you about, and also a few jokes. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com
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Wherein I share 10 things I learned from The Office whilst in quarantine.
I am a connoisseur of the American rendition of The Office, and in these trying times, I’m mediating on a few of the lovely, simple things I’ve gleaned from it’s episodes. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...
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Wherein my gay bff interviews me in the closet! *intense*
Can you handle the heat? What about the cold? Large gusts of wind? How about that humidity, huh?? Anyway, this is a Q&A episode where Jonathan (@jo0o0nathan) my best friend of NINE YEARS HOLY SHARTS writes questions so he can learn new things about me, and get to the BOTTOM of it all. This is a...
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Wherein I answer your questions with utter class and aplomb!
The long awaited Q&A episode! You asked, I answered—- well, I *asked* you to ask, so let’s be real about who is the narcissist here, Cheryl. It’s me. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com
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Wherein I quote The Office and also I tell you NO!!
Okay guys, I’m walking you through what I’m learning in this one. Learning PAINFULLY, and trying to laugh my butthole off as I go. Join me, won’t you!!! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com
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Wherein I talk about my childhood movies!
If you’ve ever wanted to hear me say “holy balls” twice in half an hour... here’s your chance! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com
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Wherein I tell you my 21 fave things from 2019
Here goes, b*****s! Oatmilk (Oatly), cold brew, Korean food, reusable makeup stuff, the THINK DIRTY app, the Fabulous app, Thrive Fitness, NoCrumbsLeft, Monday.com, Slack, Profesh nails, first class flights, Aerie leggings, oversized tees, mustard, facials (microneedling), Regal Unlimited, fish…
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Wherein I teach you how to be a good customer (at a coffee shop)
Listen up, coffee snobs! It’s me, one of you, who is coming up on the end of her stint as a barista, and I wanna help you be the best dang customer you can BE. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...
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Wherein I talk about HOLES (not the movie)
Hi, I’m Brooklyn, a millennial talking into my iPhone because I have stuff to say. Get ready to laugh and feel uncomfortable but only after you really THINK about what I said, like in the shower later. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get…
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How many episodes does Funny Girl have?
Funny Girl currently has 28 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is Funny Girl about?
Brooklyn tells it like it is, even if she knows nothing about it! She’ll make you laugh, break your heart, and weird you out when she talks in the third person like this. brookologie.substack.com
How often does Funny Girl release new episodes?
Funny Girl has 28 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.
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Funny Girl is created and hosted by Brooklyn Wagner.
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