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world is out-weirding me.phantom smells and chlamydia.old man butthole.unsolicited gym advice.mensfoss.i love my car.i hate fist bumps.camping is great if you're homeless.confrontation at McD. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

brushes with hollywood.my gym has a sauna.making bad things worse.the opportunity in new information.christ, i hope i'm just about done giving time and thought to this wretched man. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Valentine's Sushi. Super Bowl. Go Seahawks.Some Orange Asshole.Everything Is Australia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back from a bit of a hiatus, and diving right into the New Year, medical leave, badasses who never die until they're dead, death in general, eating on the toilet, the Great American Bumblefuck, and forgiving Cain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I tried to make a Christmas song. The more i listen, the less i like it.LYRICS:I'm not gonna yell at my kids todayunless they do something i don't likeit's christmas timei'm not gonna do amphetaminesunless i get really really tiredi'm christmas highAnd when it feels like i don't have much to giveThere's one thing i can give to youIt's the gift of givingUp.I'm not gonna talk about politicsunless i wanna start a fight with my family at the dinner tableit's christmas dinnerI ain't gonna drink no alcoholunless i've got some emotions i'm not completely prepared to processchristmas (CHRISTMAS!) woohAnd when it feels like i don't have much to giveThere's one thing i can give to youIt's the gift of givingUp.I'm gonna give my father something nice this yearmaybe some singing lessons, or some therapySo he can learn to manage his anger problemsAnd unrealistic expectations of what life should be.Or maybe just some cool socks.I promise not to be a total shit this yearwe'll eat us a wicked dinner, and make a decent toastPappa's gonna wear his Nicholas Cage track suitAnd we'll hug all of the people that we love the mostexcept for that stinky cousinAnd when it feels like christmaschristmasthere's one thing i can christmasit's the gift of christmas.up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This show has won no awards and probably won't. But there will be:music, and ants, and heaven,and sudoku, and stuff like that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

shit, i don't even know. there's cats, and mariachi, and a birthday, and linguistics,and a concerning amount of sex sounds.i dunno... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

let's see...guns.cats. dogs. humans that lack the dignity of cats and dogs. kayaking.ghost hunting in the age of "dear god, you can't actually be this stupid."surprisingly little yelling.recorded before Kirk was shot, released well after. not changing a thing.Todd Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm back!tiger woods et al.i barf radioprideful bbq Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Still aging, so that's good, right?Language: a little learning is a dangerous thing.I forget what else is in this episode, but it probably ain't good. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Easter.The Spa.Drunk DMs to (former) neo-nazis.Drunk emails to toilet manufacturers.America losing its goddamn mind Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I talk.The Ivory Gates.I talk a little bit more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Murder Fantasties.Vaguely Political MisgivingsFinding Inspiration Somehow (RIP Gift Of Gab) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Skiing.I feel old AF. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

falling down 'n' stuff.burning dogs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blarg's Time Capsule 2017.Stalin.It's Not An Act. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Although he knows it's probably a bad idea, Todd talks briefly about the U.S. election and the general political/social atmosphere.Not a very funny episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Todd whinges a bit. Dreamgivers Foundation.Hitler.Life in the Simulation.Gyatt. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

here's me and lyndsie trying to figure each other out. sound is balls on my end, but i'm learning.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My name is dumb.May 17th.LinkedIn for beginners.Nirvana. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PSA. Cuff Buffers. Get Zen. Mouth Jazz. Blarg Talks. Adele. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yelling.The almost jumper.Easter.Foreskin.Bieber. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm Todd Haggerty. I'm an American. I live in Norway.I try my best to turn my brain-thoughts into mouth-words.You don't have to know anything about Norway or the USA to dislike this podcast, but it may help. email me:[email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.