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Gael Boys
by Geal Boys
A podcast about two celt boys chewing the fat. Jordans instagram for episode requests/inquiries: https://www.instagram.com/jordanmearns1?igsh=bXFoOGVtNzJsZzdj
Episodes
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#116: Star Trek 3/4 - Into Mediocrity
In this episode, the boys return to Star Trek and cover the Obama era of movies from 2009 to 2016. The result is so underwhelming we barely talk about them. Instead how the entire early 2010s media landscape must be revaluated as soon as possible. Also talk of the breakup of the UK, the plight of...
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#115: Live, Laugh, Waterboard
In this episode, the boys are once again joined by American correspondent Snel to cover the 25th anniversary of 9/11 and talk about the 2012 oddity 'Zero Dark Thirty.' A movie that both works a time capsule for when it was made, while also working as a preview for the last decade plus of foreign...
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#114: Star Trek 2/4 - My Dinner With Shinzon
In this episode, the boys return for more Star Trek and nostalgic wanking with 'The Next Generation' run of films. We walked into this one feeling good, and left only liking one of the four we have to talk about. Things only get worse from here. Also talk of Trump's increasingly bizarre day to…
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#113: Star Trek 1/4 - The Wrath of Kant
In this episode, the boys buckle in for another long-form series with Star Trek. Covering the movies from the six films cannon to the original series. Warts and all. Also talk of the never-ending war in Iran, the delusional mindset of our elite class, how the economy of television changed for the...
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#112: Doctor Who 1/2 - The Masters Big Gay Day Out
In this episode, Jordan takes Liam on a journey through time and space by discussing the bizarre yet enjoyable Doctor Who tv movie. The bois discuss the wilderness period, franchise fatigue and Lindsay Grahams ladybugs. Lindsay Grahams closet history:...
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#111: Starmer: Son Of The Shoemaker
In this special political edition of Gael Boys, Jordan is joined by fellow britbongs John and Eliot to discuss the rise and fall of Sir Keir Rodney Starmer. We discuss his numerous own goals, minor vs major corruption, Peter Mandelsons malignant influence on British politics and ultimately what…
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#110: The Endless Corridors of Content
In this episode, the boys try to get hip with modern culture by covering one of 2026's biggest cinematic sensations. Kane Parsons' Backrooms. A great horror film in it's own right. But also works as a commentary on decades of consumerism and capitalist greed have created the ultimate depiction of...
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#109: Hedwigs Got An Angry Inch
In this episode, the boys close out pride month with a palate cleanser from last week's show, John Cameron Mitchell's 'Hedwig and the Angry Inch.' A combination of rock opera, out of control vanity project and underground late 90s to early 2000s indie filmmaking that's loved world wide, yet we…
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#108: Mysterious Skindred
In this episode, the boys celebrate Pride Month the darkest way possible. By talking about Gregg Araki's 2004 masterpiece 'Mysterious Skin.' A very hard movie to watch, and even harder movie to degust. Buckle up for one of the harshest episodes we've ever done. Also talk of the predator's sixth...
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#107: New Vegas 2/2 - Mr House's Habitual Hubris
In this episode, the boys close out New Vegas proper by returning to the Amazon television show's second season, a fair more fleshed out and more New Vegas coded entry. Maybe video game adaptions can be good after all? Also talk of how CEOs have replaced government, the self destructive nature of...
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#106: New Vegas 1/2 - Counting Or Not Counting Raider Violence
In this episode, the boys return to the world of video games and Todd Howard to cover the best of the Fallout series, because he had nothing to do with it. Fallout: New Vegas. A game all about the end of the world and how to have the best time while everything falls apart, also giant bugs! Plus...
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#105: Gamer Occupied Government
In this episode, the boys go full Monster Energy chud and cover the 2009 flop 'Gamer.' The peak of dumb guy satire and the fact by total accident, is probably going to be massive cult favorite in the years to come given how stupid everything is the 17 years since it's release. Also talk of UK...
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#104: Man-children of Men
In this episode, the boys sink their teeth into one of the 21st century's greatest dystopian texts, 'Children of Men.' Both the 2006 film and the 1992 book, and while both capture very different tones, styles and themes. They feel even more relevant and horrifying of our 2026 reality. Also talk…
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#103: Chuck Wagon Beans & Norris
In this episode the boys honor the life of action star and internet meme Chuck Norris, taking a look back at his filmography, his awful politics and political endorsements, and how he's crucial in creating the baby boomer made hell we all live in now. Also updates on Iran, the visionary mind of...
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#102: One Bottle After Another
In this episode, the boys welcome back Snel on to the show to talk about the political action epic 'One Battle After Another.' The culmination of Paul Thomas Anderson's career as a filmmaker, the looming collapse of American society and with it and trying to find hope in the darkness. Also talk…
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#101: James Sunderland and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
In this episode, the boys take a quick detour to small town America to cover the recently released 'Return to Silent Hill.' Maybe one of the worst movies we've ever covered on this show, and one you should most definitely watch. Also talk of nostalgia for shitty mid 2000s horror movies, speculate...
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#100: Mishima's Gay Movie Said So
In this episode the boys celebrate their one hundredth episode milestone by covering someone more strange up than they could ever be, Yukio Mishima. A man known for his writing, even more known for his very public death. But we try to figure him out it all with his own words, our theories on what...
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#99: Avatar 3 Fire and Fash
In this episode, the boys (including returning guest John) head back to the world of Pandora for James Cameron's action packed and extremely horny 'Avatar: Fire and Ash.' A grander film than anything that's come before it, but also lacking in some aspects. Somehow becomes one of the more divisive...
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#98: MGS 2/3 - Big Bosses Big Adventure
In this episode, the boys welcome Aaron on to the show and return to the insanity of Hideo Kojima with Metal Gear Solid 3 & 4. One is arguably a masterpiece, the other a self indulgent, celebration of excess that caps the series off perfectly. Also updates in the world of American oligarchy, how...
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#97: Movies are Back 4 - The Crackdown
In this episode, the boys ring in the new year with their annual top 5 favorite movies of the year. That range from Irish vampires, horny military officers, small town America being evil and much more madness. Also talk of our favorite news stories of the year, the dire state of American cinema…
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#96: Saving Kirkmas
In this episode, the boys celebrate the holiday season by dissecting and trying to understand Kirk Cameron's 2014 lump of coal 'Saving Christmas.' Met with laughs and jeers when it was first released, but now ten years later with hindsight being 20/20, now serves as a look into the mind and...
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#95: The Divas of Rhodesia
In this episode, the boys go back to a much more racist and bloody time in late 1980s Africa to review the forgotten and deeply problematic action flick 'Red Scorpion.' A movie backed by everyone from disgraced American lobbyists, members of the Apartheid government of South Africa and mass...
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#94: Dick Cheney's Deep State Spectacular
In this episode, The boys welcome Snel back to the show in order to talk about the recently departed vice president and sadistic war criminal Dick Cheney. Let's just say everything bad we are dealing with now, is all because of him. Also talk of Zohran Mamdani's rise, the long term damage Bush…
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#93: Abundance in The Grid
In this episode, the boys try something new, both try to talk about a different movies they've watched on the off-time doing the show. Jordan talks about 'Tron: Ares' meanwhile Liam talks about 'A House of Dynamite.' Mostly just turns into us embracing the usual brand of doomerism you've come to...
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#92: Hellraiser 2/2: The Weinstein Years
In this episode, the boys wrap up Hellraiser and Halloween with the final seven direct to video/streaming films. Covering two decades of diminishing returns, low budgets and two sex criminal brothers at the center of it all. Also talk of the American conservative's love of Hitler, the behemoth…
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#91: Hellraiser 1/2: The Barker Years
In this episode, the boys embrace the spooky season with a retrospective on Clive Barker's 'Hellraiser' series. Starting this long walk in the wilderness with the theatrical entries. Which is where this series peaks early. Get comfortable, this is going to be a tough one! Also talk on the Saudis...
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#90: Escape from America
In this episode, the boys go full genre cinema and talk some John Carpenter. In this case his 'Escape from America' duology. One film utterly timeless and the other....not so much. Also talk about political violence becoming the new American fad, the urban decay of Reagan's America, the…
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#89: MGS 1/3: Escape From Big Shell
In this episode, the boys welcome newcomer Eliot to the show to begin a deep dive on the Metal Gear series. Gaming's most political, strange and enjoyable series. Like spending way too much time with that friend whose way to into conspiracy theories. This episode will cover the first and second...
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#88: Superman 7: The Quest For Woke
In this episode, John returns to the show to breakdown 2025's Superman with the boys. The result is a messy, loud, yet rather hopeful look into what media might be in the years to come. Also talk of the famine in Gaza, Jeremy Corbyn's comeback into politics, Israel being the new bad guy in action...
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#87: 28 Brexits Later
In this episode, the boys rip flesh limb from limb to talk about the '28 Days/Week/Years Later' series. A group of films that just so happen to be about zombies killing everyone while also feeling like a roadmap to where the United Kingdom has fallen into. Fascinating stuff! Also talk of how two...
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#86: Patrick Bateman's Ten Rules For Life
On the this episode, the boys use the collapse of American life to talk about one of their favorite movies, Mary Harron's 'American Psycho.' Based on the novel by Bret Easton Ellis and the prefect movie for our current moment. As well as the previous moment and the future one. Also talk of the...
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#85: Gay Gringos & Gaslighting
In this episode, the boys give the full episode treatment to one of the best films of 2024, Luca Guadagnino's 'Queer.' Based on the book by William S. Burroughs and the prefect movie for the LGBTQ+ community in 2025. In that everything is hopeless and doomed. Also talk of mayhem in the Middle…
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#84: Bioshock 2/2: Howl's Moving Ethnostate
In this episode the boys finish off their BioShock deep dive with 2013's BioShock Infinite. A phenomenal first person shooter with a clunky yet ambitious story. The have some disagreements on this one. Also Liam reviews Jake Tapper's Biden book, Trump going full boomer, how fucked up early 20th...
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83: The League Of Mid Gentlemen
In the first Liamless (why he's not here will be revealed in the future) episode of the show, Jordan is joined by returning guest John to talk about the works of Alan Moore and the shitty adaption of one of his best works The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
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#82: The Batman Who Sold The World
In this special crossover episode the boys are joined by the wonderful Remember Shuffle podcast to discuss the two Joel Schumacher Batman Movies, Batman Forever/ Batman and Robin. We discuss where they fit into the overall history of comic book movies, why they're as maligned as they are and…
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#81: Lava Cubes Can't Melt Ender Beams
In this episode, the boys keep on their video game adventures, this time to talk about the Minecraft movie that's taking cinemas and the internet by storm. And what it means for the continued slopification of culture. Also talk of the Pope's recent passing, the death of 4Chan, Right Wing…
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#80: Bioshock 1/2: Objectivist Son or Collectivist Daughter
In this episode the boys dip back into the world of video games for a retrospective on the Bioshock series. Starting with Bioshock 1 & 2 The first game, an art-house horror dressed up like a Triple-A FPS and it's flawed but fun enough sequel. Also talk of Trump's tariff insanity, what makes a...
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#79: MCU Flop Era 2/2: Red Hulk's Heated Gaming Moment
In the episode, guest John returns to the show to chat with the boys about 'Captain America: Brave New World.' The newest MCU slice of pig slop and how it spells a bad omen for everything going forward. Also talk of Ukraine, MAGA's further decent into nihilism, early Leo DiCaprio star vehicles…
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#78: MCU Flop Era 1/2: The Uncanny Valley
In this episode, the boys go back to the world of Capeshit to discuss Marvel's post Avengers: Endgame run of films. The bad, the ugly and the one or two good nuggets hidden in this pile of trash. Also talk of how COVID ruined filmmaking, why homework shouldn't been mandatory to watch CGI monsters...
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#77: Count Orlok Buys A Property In Germany
In this episode, the boys go back to the art-house to talk about Nosferatu. The 1922 film, the 1979 film, the recent 2024 film and 2000s 'Shadow of the Vampire'. Getting into the legacy of the character, the way time changes our approach to art and the gory details of being a vampire. Also talk…
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#76: Who Up Getting Their Con Claved
In this episode, the boys ring in Oscar season with one of the best and few good movies in the running for top prize 'Conclave.' A movie that makes the gerontocracy and inner politics of the Catholic Church way more entertaining than it has any right to be. Also talk of Trump 2.0, the end of the...
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#75: Vibing in the Black Lodge
In this episode, the boys interrupt regularly secluded programming to discuss the recent passing of David Lynch. Along with debating his work, obsessions and lasting legacy. Along with jokes on his strange behavior, nostalgic waxing on how his work effected us and pitch a fan theory that…
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#74: Angry White Boy Winter
In this episode, in honor of Trump taking office again, the boys bring Snel back on to discuss the greatest Trump era movie that so happened to be made thirty years ago, 'Falling Down.' Once considered a bizarre outlier in American cinema, now so intensely timely with the path America is…
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#73: Movies Are Back 3: With A Vengeance
In this episode, the boys ring in the new year by discussing their top five movies of 2024. We also discuss our least favourite movies, what the state of cinema looks like going into a second Trump admin, our slow descending slide into oligarchy and making fun of Liams beloved Canada. Elon spying...
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#72: Bond Retrospective Part 6/6: Wifeguy Bond vs Incel Blofeld
In this episode, the boys close out Bond for good with the film that haunts the entire franchise 'On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.' Once considered the black sheep of the series, now widely regarded as one of the best entries of it. By critics, audiences and filmmakers. Also talk of Bond video...
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#71: Bond Retrospective Part 5/6: Bond vs. The Future
In this episode, the boys invited John back on the show to return to the world of James Bond to cover the Craig era. A very inconsistent run of films that create an interesting meta narrative of "is James Bond irrelevant in the 21 century?" Along the way talks about the fall of the Assad regime,...
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#70: JD The Slack-Jawed Yokel
In this episode, the boys are once again joined by recurring guest star and token American Snel to talk all things JD Vance. We discuss his bad upbringing and beliefs, why he got elected VP and who put him there, Snels weird connection to the Vances and why your dumb boomer parents love Israel.…
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#69: Call of Duty: Epstein Island
In this episode, the boys cut loose in honor of their new, harsh reality and talk about the recently released 'Call of Duty: Black Ops 6.' A game that's way more fun then it has any right to be and the boys also reminisce about previous installments of the series for laughs and ridicule. Also...
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#68: Donald Trumps 3 Rules For Life
In this episode, the boys return from their election vacation to confront the reality of a second Trump presidency. Along with talking about the recent Trump/Roy Cohn biopic 'The Apprentice,' One of the best films of the year and also tells us a lot how things are the way they are. Also talk of...
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#67: The Picture of Dorian Gay
In this episode, the boys celebrate Halloween by covering 2024's best and most provocative horror film. Coralie Fargeat's 'The Substance.' The year's ultimate "We Live in a Society" movie, but also a fun gore-fest that Cronenberg would be proud of. Also talk of the final days of the US election,...
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