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Game Pass Or Smash!

Welcome to Game Pass Or Smash! The biweekly gaming/ dark comedy podcast where your four hosts Patrick Seta aka Dark Mountain Cult, Ryan Spragen, Luke Darling and Alex Wohl deep dive into a new game (or movie) every episode to let you know if you should… PASS or SMAAAAAASH!

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    60.The Burger King Games

    The last 30 minutes of this episode is as good as a surprise BK breakfast croisandwich…. we promise 

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    59. Oblivion (ft. Cody Hucker)

    Cody finds himself in the world of Cyrodiil, where the gates of Oblivion have been opened, unleashing a horde of demonic creatures known as the Daedra. As the Hero of Kvatch, Cody must navigate the vast open world, complete quests, and master magical abilities to stop the evil forces of Oblivion and save the world from destruction. Along the way, Cody will encounter various factions, characters, and plot twists that will shape the fate of Cyrodiil. With a rich storyline, engaging gameplay, and endless possibilities, Cody's journey through Oblivion is sure to be an epic adventure.

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    58. RoboCop

    You need the round batteries for the RoboCop

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    57. Borderlands (Movie)

    We definitely watched the whole movie for sure.

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    Dungeon Smashers! Ep9: Explosives?

    Just a big ol bag of gunpowder.

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    56. Split Fiction

    Split Fiction is a narrative-driven game where players explore multiple realities and make choices that shape the story. As they navigate through different paths, they build connections with diverse characters. In a touching moment, two characters who have faced numerous challenges together realize their love for each other and share a passionate kiss, celebrating their bond amidst the chaos of their world.

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    55. Nintendo Switch Game Cartridge Taste Test

    Warning: Choking HazardNintendo Switch game cartridges are small and pose a choking hazard to young children. Keep cartridges out of reach of children under 3 years old (or idiots doing a podcast). If a child ingests a cartridge, seek medical attention immediately.

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    54. Has This Ever Happened To You?

    GETCHA SELF A GOSH DANG MOOOODMAAAATTT! Dark Mountain Culthttps://www.facebook.com/share/g/15hMCWeeYG/?mibextid=wwXIfr

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    53. Rainbow Billy: The Curse Of Making Bets With Your Friends On A Podcast

    Did Alex do it? Did he platinum Rainbow Billy? Did he secretly fall in love with Billy??? Is Alex going to elope with Billy and go live a life of passionate sweet talking and affirmations? Maybe find out by listening to this weeks episode of…. Game Pass Or Smash!!!!!!!

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    Dungeon Smashers! Ep8: Mo’ Books Mo’ Problems

    As if we weren’t gonna go for that book

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    52. TMNT: Shredders Revenge & Castle Crashers

    Shredder has stolen the magical "Lip Balm of Love," which has caused princesses across the land to fall into a deep sleep. The only way to break the curse is for the Turtles to kiss each princess, awakening them from their slumber.

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    51. Jack Frost

    Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soulHe was smoking his pack babyHis eyes were made of coalFrosty the snowman is a fairytale they sayHe was made of ice and snowBut he came to life one dayFrosty the snowman he knew the sun was Hot babySo he said "let's have some fun before I know my way"Frosty the snowman was as bad as he could beAnd the children say he get out and playThe same as you and meCome onThere must have been some magicIn the air of that mateFull of oath and silk and they findThe wind that played him off his headFrosty the snowman is a fairytale they sayHe was made of ice and snowUntil he came to life one day

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    50. Phasmophobia

    … If there's something strangeIn your neighborhoodWho ya gonna call?Ghostbusters!… If it's something weirdAnd it don't look goodWho ya gonna call?Ghostbusters!… I ain't afraid of no ghost… I ain't afraid of no ghost… If you're seeing thingsRunning through your headWho can you call?Ghostbusters!… An invisible manSleeping in your bedOh, who ya gonna call?Ghostbusters!… I ain't afraid of no ghost… I ain't afraid of no ghost… Who ya gonna call?Ghostbusters!… If you're all alonePick up the phoneAnd callGhostbusters!… I ain't afraid of no ghostI hear it likes the girlsI ain't afraid of no ghostYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah… Who you gonna call?Ghostbusters!… Mmm, if you've had a doseOf a freaky ghost babyYou better callGhostbusters! (Oww)… Let me tell you somethingBusting makes me feel good… I ain't afraid of no ghost… I ain't afraid of no ghost… Don't get caught alone, oh noGhostbusters!… When he comes through your doorUnless you just a want some moreI think you better callGhostbusters!… Ow, who you gonna call?Ghostbusters!Who you gonna call?Ghostbusters!… Ah, think you better callGhostbusters!Who you gonna call?Ghostbusters! (I can't hear you)… Who you gonna call?Ghostbusters!LouderGhostbusters!… Who you gonna call?Ghostbusters!Who can you call?Ghostbusters!

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    Dungeon Smashers! Ep7: It’s a Trap!?

    The boys done ran into a familiar “face” and then got enticed by an epic event with an even more epic prize. 

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    49. Tattus

    We’re not high. You’re high

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    48. Overcooked 2

    Sushi in 10 easy steps Ingredients 4 rolls of sushi-seaweed (nori)1 cup uncooked sushi rice1 cup (8fl oz) cold water2 tablespoons sugar5 tablespoons mirin or rice vinegarMeat and/or vegetable your choice (eg. 4ozsmoked salmon and 1 cucumber sliced lengthwise with 1 avocado, sliced)Soy sauce and pickled ginger (if you like it)Steps1. Cook rice in water until it boils. Cover and simmer until grains are soft. Remove from heat and cool.2. Meanwhile, chop filling into strips or sticks.3. Mix sugar and vinegar. Combine it with cooled rice – this gives it flavour and stickiness.4. On your sushi bamboo mat, spread out 1 sheet of nori.5. Cover it as thinly as you can with the rice mixture. Leave an uncovered 1" strip of nori along the top edge (to seal the roll).6. In the centre of the nori, lay out horizontal lines of your filling (eg. a line of salmon and a line of cucumber). Don’t overload your sushi with filling.7. Now for the tricky part. Grip the mat firmly in both hands and roll up sushi as tight as you can. The mat will help you apply even pressure along the roll. Note: don’t roll up the mat into the sushi!8. Wet the rice-free strip of nori and ‘glue’ it to the sushi roll.9. Chop the roll into 1¼" slices – you’re done!  Repeat steps 4-9 with different fillings for the remaining 3 sheets of nori. You will get better with every roll!10. Enjoy!

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    47. Arcade Games

    Wake wake waka

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    46. Astro Bots

    The PS5® mothership has been wrecked, leaving ASTRO and the bot crew scattered all over the galaxies. Time to ride your trusty Dual Speeder across more than 50 planets full of fun, danger and surprises. On your journey, make the most of ASTRO’s new powers and reunite with many iconic heroes from the PlayStation universe!

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    45. Rubbin One Out: Alex’s China Adventure

    China is a large country in East Asia with a variety of landscapes, cultures, and government systems.

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    Dungeon Smashers! Ep6: Welcome To Grell

    Without the book… what’s the point?

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    44. TUSDAY TUSDAY TUSDAY (Post Fight Extravaganza)

    The event of a lifetime that you’ve already missed. Tune in to hear how it all went done and who’s doomed to live with the other persons name on them FOREVER!

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    43. TUESDAY TUESDAY TUESDAY

    The event of a lifetime that you’ve already missed. Tune in to hear how it all got started.

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    42. Mythforce

    Inspired by beloved Saturday morning cartoons, MythForce unites swords & sorcery with gripping 1st-person combat in a new roguelike adventure. Brave the dungeon alone or join forces with friends to take on an ever-changing Castle of Evil!

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    40. Vermintide II & Dave The Diver

    VerminDiver: Plunge into the darkness of the Warhammer universe as Dave the Diver, armed with his trusty diving gear and a fierce determination to take down the Skaven hordes. Navigate treacherous underwater caverns and abandoned ships, fighting off hordes of ratmen and other sea creatures to uncover the secrets of the Skaven's aquatic stronghold. With a unique blend of stealth, strategy, and intense action, VerminDiver challenges you to survive the depths and emerge victorious against all odds.

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    Dungeon Smashers! Ep5: Tax Day

    Doing taxes can seem overwhelming, but breaking it down into steps makes it more manageable! Here's a general guide:*Step 1: Gather necessary documents*- W-2 forms from your employer(s)- 1099 forms for freelance work, interest, or dividends- Receipts for deductions (charity, medical, business expenses)- Social Security number or Individual Taxpayer Identification Number (ITIN)*Step 2: Choose a filing status*- Single- Married filing jointly- Married filing separately- Head of household- Qualifying widow(er)*Step 3: Choose a filing method*- E-file (online) with tax software like TurboTax, H&R Block, or TaxAct- Paper file (mailing paper forms)*Step 4: Report income*- Wages, salaries, and tips (W-2)- Self-employment income (1099)- Interest, dividends, and capital gains (1099)- Other income (rental, royalty, etc.)*Step 5: Claim deductions and credits*- Standard deduction or itemized deductions- Tax credits (Earned Income Tax Credit, Child Tax Credit, etc.)*Step 6: Calculate tax liability*- Add income, subtract deductions and credits- Check for any tax owing or refund*Step 7: Pay taxes or request refund*- Pay online, by check, or with a credit/debit card- Set up direct deposit for refunds*Step 8: Sign and date*- Electronically sign and date your return- Keep a copy for your recordsRemember to check for specific tax laws and regulations in your area, and consider consulting a tax professional if you're unsure. Good luck with your taxes!

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    39. Fallout

    Once upon a time, in the rugged and perilous wasteland of Fallout, there lived a guy named Jake. Jake was a survivor, navigating the harsh landscape with a mix of caution and determination. One fateful day, as he was exploring an abandoned building, he stumbled upon a wounded Deathclaw named Claudia.Now, Claudia was no ordinary Deathclaw. She had a distinctive pinky nail that was cut, giving her a unique and endearing charm. Despite her fearsome appearance, Claudia had a gentle and protective nature. She sensed Jake's kindness and vulnerability, and a bond formed between them.As time went on, Jake and Claudia became inseparable. Claudia used her immense strength and sharp claws to protect Jake from the dangers of the wasteland. She fought off raiders and mutated creatures, ensuring his safety at all costs.But it wasn't just her strength that endeared Claudia to Jake. Every night, Claudia would gently stroke Jake with her pinky nail, a gesture that brought them closer together. It was a symbol of their deep connection and trust.Together, Jake and Claudia faced the challenges of the wasteland, relying on each other for support and companionship. Their love for one another grew stronger with each passing day, as they navigated the treacherous terrain and encountered both friends and foes.Their story spread throughout the wasteland, inspiring others with the power of love and loyalty. Jake and Claudia became legends, their names whispered in hushed tones by those who sought hope in the midst of chaos.In the end, it wasn't just Claudia's fierce protection that made her special to Jake. It was the way she touched his heart with her gentle pinky nail, reminding him that even in the darkest of times, love and connection could thrive. Their bond was a testament to the resilience of the human spirit and the capacity for love to flourish, even in the most unexpected of circumstances.

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    38. Rubbin Another One Out: An Adventure With A Guest

    Oh man, imagine this epic scene! Godzilla, the king of monsters, rampages through the city, crushing buildings beneath his colossal feet. As he reaches the center, he lets out a thunderous roar that shakes the sky. Flames erupt from his mouth, lighting up the night as he screams triumphantly into the sky! It's a spectacle of destruction and power!

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    37. Rubbin One Out: A Tushy Adventure

    Early this fine morn the bidet was bidden to burnish my bootie and proceeded to jizzle my wizzle with bounteous blubberings of cold water.After nearly hitting the ceiling with nefarious feelings of ill-will about this bathroom thrill, I relented, and again enthroned, the jet stream spread a thin beam along the seam of my weam, resulting in a clean swipe just below my pipe and an alabaster finish upon my hineyish. The final result - a clean butt!!!

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    36. Helldivers 2

    Do you believe in freedom? Can you stand in the face of oppression – and defend the defenceless? Wage war for peace. Die for democracy.Step into the boots of the Helldivers, an elite class of soldiers whose mission is to spread peace, liberty and Managed Democracy using the biggest, baddest and most explosive tools in the galaxy.Enlist in Super Earth’s premier military peacekeeping force today. We are heroes… we are legends… WE ARE HELLDIVERS.

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    Dungeon Smashers! Ep4: The Book Of Love

    Imagine a world where there is a book.  A book that will fill your pornographic addiction.  This is that world. Have you ever wanted to see a castle tower look like a cock with tits for balls? If you have, then listen pussies. -Derf

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    35. Sea Of Thieves

    Sailing and fighting, exploring and looting... the pirate life awaits you! Enjoy total freedom in a multiplayer world bursting with buried treasure, ancient shipwrecks and thrilling ocean battles.

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    Dungeon Smashers! Ep3: Berga For Mayor

    Our adventurers find themselves on a captivating quest. Creatures who hate humanoids really pull the belt tight on this one.  Feasts of Dwarven flesh.  When I pee… it burns. Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.                                                                                                                                           -Derf

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    34. Dead Or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball

    ARE YOU READY FOR SOME EXTREME ACTION?Then your wait is over because the girls of Dead or Alive are back and better than ever in the first ever"Sports Fantasy Simulation". Developed by Team Ninja, the guys who brought you the million-selling Dead or Alive® 3 fighting game, Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball is sure to have your heart-racing with beautifully rendered graphics and action-packed gameplay. The extreme action is transported from the fighting ring of Dead or Alive 3 to the beach this time around with the girls throwing on their bikinis to go head-to-head in the most outrageous beach volleyball game you have ever seen!

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    Dungeon Smashers! Ep2: Do Not Enter

    Well, well, well!  Look at what we’ve got ourselves here!  Our four adventurers got dem selves into a real shit covered pickle.   They find themselves crawling through a mysterious place.  Will they come out clean on the other side?  You be the judge! 

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    33. Spider-Man 2 PS5

    Swing, jump and utilize the new Web Wings to travel across Marvel’s New York, quickly switching between Peter Parker and Miles Morales to experience different stories and epic new powers, as the iconic villain Venom threatens to destroy their lives, their city and the ones they love.

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    Dungeon Smashers! Ep1: A Fistful Of Kyles

    Welcome to Dungeon Smashers! (A D&D Adventure) On this weeks adventure, our 4 courageous heroes embark on their quest. One fine hero finally escapes the impending doom of the garbage hole and joins his companions as they venture to a homely village full of downtrodden weirdos who believe in the prophecy of Kyle.  Will our heroes prevail?  

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    32. Jingle All The Way

    Workaholic Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger) wants to make things up to his son, Jamie (Jake Lloyd), and wife, Liz (Rita Wilson). He promises to get Jamie the hottest toy of the season, Turbo-Man -- even though it's Christmas Eve and the toy is practically sold out. As Langston hunts down the elusive gift, he runs into mailman Myron (Sinbad), another father on the same quest. With the clock winding down, Langston's moral code is tested as he starts to learn the real meaning of Christmas.

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    31. Portal: Still Alive

    As unwilling test subjects in a sinister laboratory, players must break the laws of physics using ‘portal’ technology to solve puzzles and survive.

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    30. Deep Rock Galactic

    Hoxxes IV has the highest concentration of valuable minerals ever discovered; however, everything on the planet from the creatures to the fauna is extremely hostile. Good thing Deep Rock Galactic employs the best space miners in the universe: Dwarves! Combining two things Dwarves love most - mining and killing monsters - Hoxxes is the perfect job for any proud, space-faring Dwarf.

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    29. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    A charming thief and a band of unlikely adventurers undertake an epic heist to retrieve a lost relic, but things go dangerously awry when they run afoul of the wrong people in this hilarious and action-packed adventure.

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    28. Outlast

    In the remote mountains of Colorado, horrors wait inside Mount Massive Asylum. A long-abandoned home for the mentally ill, recently re-opened by the “research and charity” branch of the transnational Murkoff Corporation, the asylum has been operating in strict secrecy… until now.

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    27. Rubbin One Out: Pat’s Irish Adventure

    No game this week! Pat went to Ireland and Luke went to Mormon country. Nothing offensive here for sure. Enjoy the absurdity 

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    26. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

    Pint-sized kid spy Juni Cortez faces his biggest challenge yet when he confronts the Toymaker (Sylvester Stallone), a ruthless villain sentenced to virtual prison by the Organization of Super Spies. The Toymaker has captured Juni's sister, OSS agent Carmen Cortez, and is holding her inside a virtual reality environment called "Game Over." Now Juni must use his cunning skills to advance to the nearly impossible "Level Five" in order to rescue his sister.LinkTreehttps://linktr.ee/GamePassOrSmash?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=b6340c03-57f1-49b5-a7a1-9352ae5a247c

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    25. Red Dead Online

    Forge your own path as you battle lawmen, outlaw gangs and ferocious wild animals to build a life on the American frontier. Build a camp, ride solo or form a posse and explore everything from the snowy mountains in the North to the swamps of the South, from remote outposts to busy farms and bustling towns.LinkTreehttps://linktr.ee/GamePassOrSmash?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=b6340c03-57f1-49b5-a7a1-9352ae5a247c

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    24. Viewfinder

    Challenge perception, redefine reality, and reshape the world around you with an instant camera. Viewfinder is a new single player game offering gamers hours of interesting and fun experiences while uncovering the mysteries left behind.LinkTreehttps://linktr.ee/GamePassOrSmash?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=b6340c03-57f1-49b5-a7a1-9352ae5a247c

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    23. Ice Age: Scrat’s Nutty Adventure

    Scrat’s on a brand new quest! Sabre-tooth squirrel Scrat is on a nutty quest! His prized possession is locked inside an ancient Scratazon Temple – and the only way to get it back is to retrieve four legendary Crystal Nuts, scattered across the land.LinkTreehttps://linktr.ee/GamePassOrSmash?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=b6340c03-57f1-49b5-a7a1-9352ae5a247c

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    22. Kena: Bridge Of Spirits

    Embark on a captivating adventure featuring a unique companion mechanic and thrilling combat.LinkTreehttps://linktr.ee/GamePassOrSmash?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=b6340c03-57f1-49b5-a7a1-9352ae5a247c

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    21. Rubbin One Out: Ocean Adventure

    No game this week and no movie. Just 4 dudes rubbin one out together… metaphorically speaking of course. For whatever reason it’s ocean themed. EnjoyLinkTreehttps://linktr.ee/GamePassOrSmash?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=b6340c03-57f1-49b5-a7a1-9352ae5a247c

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Welcome to Game Pass Or Smash! The biweekly gaming/ dark comedy podcast where your four hosts Patrick Seta aka Dark Mountain Cult, Ryan Spragen, Luke Darling and Alex Wohl deep dive into a new game (or movie) every episode to let you know if you should… PASS or SMAAAAAASH!

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