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Garbage Juice Podcast
by Garbage Juice Podcast
Podcasting from the Southeast • Millennial Lifestyle • Internet Trends • Political Satire • Spoofs & Goofs • #DYOR Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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84 - PROSPERITY GOONING: Vol. 1 (9/23/26)
Wednesday September 23, 2026 You just woke up, the day is September 39th. Its been 18yrs since Sir Brandon GreyJoe of Bidenfell traveled down to the Dornish Salt Flats, climbed aboard the giant valyrian effigy on the last night of Pyro Man, bled from his eyeballs in holy sacrament, and banished…
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83 - The Horseshoe of Retardation (8/30/26)
Greetings faithfully devoted, bless us all for thy Holy Juice Kings have returned to the Royal Dual-Studio Headquartership™ for another banger! Donald Trump does a tight 5 stand up routine at the White House Correspondents Dinner, it crushes! Ryan’s latest business venture Bob Sheckle’s Live…
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82 - 250 Years in the Making
Hello and Happy Birthday America. Stayed tuned, after the episode, the Juicette's have procured a 10-minute America The Beautify Tribute Mix Tape Anthem to light fireworks to. My new favorite trend in Atlanta that I hope catches on worldwide… You walk into a restaurant, or any consumer goods and...
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81 - Nostalgic Newsroom
Greetings Listener! We are So Flo Lee and Uncle Baby Ryan D… your brother-pastors at the altar of collective con·scious·ness. This is your Garbage Juice Podcast, and guess what? we Can Fix you! Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
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80 - Retartemis II: The War Against Low IQ feat. Brice Ward
Thursday April 9th 2026 Passover is over, time to CARBO-LOAD! Shortly after recording this episode, Artemis II returned to Earth. In honor, this episode begins with NASA's live reception broadcast. Joining Lee and Ryan, Bryce Goat, Tesla enthusiast and recipient of this year's GJP Honorary...
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79 - Birthday Rizzession
4 Years of Garbage Juice Podcast! Congratulations Markwayne Mullin - Newly Appointed Head of The U.S. Department of Homeland Security. Here are some interesting facts about Markwayne Mullin (the Oklahoma senator, former MMA fighter, and plumbing magnate). His first name "Markwayne" is a literal...
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78 - Immanentizemaxxing The Eschaton Cope
Lee and Ryan take aim at America's Latest and Greatest Death Cult. HIGH VALUE DIGICHAD Podcast JESTERS, SoFloLEEgendStatus and RYANealGlandMaxx, AUROMOG the competition with a DEEP DIVE FRAME into LOOKSMAXXING: The NORMIE COPE from the HAMSTERCEL CUCKS proves RAGEBAIT SUPREMACY. BECKY'S are...
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77.5 - TWITCH STREAM: BILLS AT JAGUARS - 30 YEARS OF NO SUPER BOWL (1/11/26)
TWITCH STREAM: Bills @ Jaguars (1/11/26) 2025 NFL Wild Card Weekend (The Buffalo Bills defeat The Jacksonville Jaguars 27-24 at Everbank Stadium on Sunday, January 11th 2026.) 30 years of Jacksonville Jaguars Football, 30 years of no Super Bowl visits. Hosted with commentary by Sportsman...
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77 - Massive, Unyielding, and Incurable Afflictions
Welcome back Listener! Lee and Ryan are most gratified to find themselves present upon this fair Tuesday eve, being but nine days removed from Christmas, and nigh upon a fortnight from the turning of the year. Happy Hanukah (Lee explains how it was created in a lab in Wuhan China)! NEW JAMES...
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76 - Thanks Giving & Receiving
Welcome back friends, wanderers, High Value Males, elite operators, and average listener: Here we are, once again approaching top U.S. holiday contender—Thanksgiving. A celebration that, for many of us, focuses around football and food. Be thankful and stay blessed. The Outsiders - Official…
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Haunted Garbage Truck Radio
Following the October 22nd 2025 recording, classified documentation: “they weren’t podcasters > they were surveyors > the juice was never garbage > it was coordinates” Below is a detailed log of events that explains how this supernatural multi-dimensional transmission is believed to have occurred...
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75 - The Diamond Dazzler
75 and Still Alive! Lee and Ryan celebrate episode 75 in style: cruising the Algorithm for precious gems (scrolling Insta reels and posts). The New York Mayoral Three-way. Unfortunately, no more Jaguar victories this season. Donald Trump dumps dump over shithole country city dump; Loggins longs…
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74 - Conservative Affirmative
Who does Tyler Robinson belong to? What have we learned from the tragedy that took place September 10th? What is a Groyper? Charlie Kirk: his rise to power, his connections, and the State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Arizona sized void now open in the conservative influencer sphere (that we plan to...
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73 - The Sportsman's List
73 - The Sportsman's List (7/27/25) Back from their summering, Lee and Ryan dive deep into the eternal saga that is Jeffery Epstein. How does trump fit into this fold? How will Americans react once the truth reveals itself? Plus, Tour de France 2025 recap and other such anglo-sphere activities...
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72 - Old Friends, New Segments
The juice boys reunite with a returning guest for a look under the hood of what's happening in your world. Ryan introduces us to a new (hopefully semi-regular) segment called "Edging With Elon". Lee claps back at financial and speculative ignorance. And so much more! Additionally, at the request…
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71 - The 3rd Anniversary Episode
71 - The 3rd Anniversary Episode (3/19/25) Join Lee and Ryan as they congratulate everyone involved in making 3 years of Garbage Juice Podcast a reality and undeniable success. The mythos of the Meme Religion©®™ unfolds live on air, your Juice Czars cash-in on March 2025's hottest meme trend...
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70 - The Relationship & Love Advice Episode, Round 3
Returning with another installment of love & relationship advice, Lee and Ryan, start things off by dissecting the rapid fall of Woke brought forth by the Donny Deals regime. Will Elon become meme, destroyer of waste? Is Cancelling cancelled? Is space travel worth it? How the NFL rigged a…
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69 - Aerials in Aquarius
69 - Aerials in Aquarius (2/3/2025) We did it! We made it to the sex number episode! Lee and Ryan circle around favorite topics Aviation & Disasters, unfold President Trump's executive order MAGA-marathon, and Aquarius season vibes Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on...
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68 - Winter Wail Tales
Yes, it is happening. Your fearless broadcasting brethren, Lee and Ryan are alive and thriving in this action-packed start to 2025. The Chinese are calling 2025 “the Year of Snake”. Of course, you and I know that snakes are evil, deceitful temptresses, a symbol of chaos from the underworld– for…
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67 - Election Reflection 2024
🎙️ The Garbage Juice Podcast Election Special Recap! 🎙️ Hold onto your ballots, folks! In this rollicking and utterly unconventional recap, The Garbage Juice Podcast makes a jaw-dropping declaration: You—yes, you, the listener—are now the President! Join Lee and Ryan as they unleash their...
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66 - Presidential Fry Station
Halloween plus an election has us totally jazzed up for another prestigious saga. Trump, Kamala, Elon, Franklin the Fryman, and many more ahead... The Accu-Salt 5000 Trump in the NFL Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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65 - Time is a Fiat Circle
Canceled flight due to Hurricane Helene, #AirportGate, etc. Mayor Adams, friend or foe to the people? Ellen Degeneres will soon be vindicated… TikTok Eric Adams More Ellen! The Legendary Allman Brothers Band Hurricane Helene Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast....
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64 - Pining Barons Bearing Pets Beneath the Pines
64 - Pining Barons Bearing Pets Beneath the Pines (9/16/24) Monday night, September 16th, 2024 This is a special presentation of the Garbage Juice Podcast, with your host, South Florida Lee and Ryan "Sandman" Besand. Ryan's new computer, Jason Stath-man, David Chase and more Sopranos, Trump Vs...
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63 - Late Summer Fantasy
***Special Football Episode*** Lee joins Ryan for a live Fantasy Football draft. Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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62 - Techno Feudal Peasantry
Welcome back listener, we love you and we’ve missed you. Will AI bring UBI to the most irate customers currently in line for Metal Cube Burger Dispensary #0262..? The video that changed my life this week: Arnold Schwarzenegger does Crossroads by Bone Thugs Where were you in 2000? (I was watching...
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61 - White Dudes For Kamala
Monday July 29th Link to all images discussed Welcome back listeners, thank you all so very much for joining Lee and Myself on Episode 61. To start things off let me give a big shout-out to our newest Patreon subscribers, Micah and Tyler. Very much some of the tightest mf’ers around…god will…
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60 - Divinity Unlocked
60 - Divinity Unlocked (6/15/2024) Monday July 15th, 2024 “God Bless the U.S.A.” boomed over a speaker — “I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free” — as Trump arrived wearing his own red MAGA hat. An unusually reflective Trump suggests divine intervention in aftermath of rally...
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59 - Sorry to be so Chalant
Thursday June 20th, 2024 59 - Sorry to be so Chalant (6/20/24) Drunk driving music celebrity Justin Timberlake takes center stage, Jennifer Lopez cancels North American tour, RIP to film legend Donald Sutherland, more Reddit Starter Packs, Rizzing, level 10 GYATT, we can’t let gang know we f*ck…
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58 - Escorted by Durangos
Escorted by Durangos Starting things off with Lee’s family trip to the Dominican Republic, the boys plunge into Trump's big trial and the bonkers-ass nuances that surround the event. The Dominican Republic's Legendary Mamajuana beverage. Rudy’s Meatball Birthday Atlanta water main crisis Visit…
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57 - Saviors of Society
This is the Garbage Juice Podcast, the internet's only radio program simulcasted from the dual-headquartership’s of Boca Raton, FL and Atlanta, GA. My name is Ryan, tethered virtually beside me by approximately 616 miles of fiber optic cable… The original mouth of the south… The Bocanite…
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56 - Current Affairs
Campus unrest, just in time for co-opting an election narrative! James Carville, Jerry Seinfeld, PCU (1994), "Miles" McInnes, Momala Harris, and more. Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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55 - Scoville Punditry
Welcome good listener, this is your latest fix of Garbage Juice Podcast. It's Friday evening in the studios, so let's get freaky! As we’ve mentioned time and again, Springtime is our favorite time of year…Join the Juice Boys as they get sprung on Donald Trump at Chik Fil A Conan O’Brien Hot Ones...
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54 - Neurospicy Cotopaxi Humanoids feat. Brice Ward
Easter Sunday, he has risen yall! Lee and Ryan bring a guest into their humble digital home. The dynamic 3-some dive deep into AI generated content, Easter origin mythology, human desires, current grievances, show lore and much more. Stay plugged into our socials for your chance to order The...
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53 - Hydration Equinox
Lee and Ryan are back for the show's 2nd birthday episode celebration. The date is March 17th 2024, Stanley mugs are all the rage, the spring equinox is nigh, Donald Trump has unveiled another NFT trading card MUGSHOT EDITION! But above all else, we vow to NEVER bullsh*t you with a St. Patrick's...
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52 - Dirtbag Wellness
In a remarkable on-air twist, Lee and Ryan discover a piece of intellectual property has been stolen by the hack frauds at ZYNBABWE UTOPIA 🇿🇼 on Instagram Welcome Listener, to the 52nd installment of The Garbage Juice Podcast: A Radio Media Entertainment Experiment Experience! Dynamic Piscean...
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51 - The Relationship & Love Advice Episode, Round 2
No cap, love and relationships are mad hard, frfr. Picking up from last year's highly praised Valentine-centric Advice Episode, cherub chads Lee and Ryan have brought forth another undeniably seductive serenade–Sage wisdom for savage times. Remember listener, DOING YOUR OWN RESEARCH is bussin’...
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50 - The GJP 50th Episode: A Golden Shower-bration!
The Juice Boyz triumphantly return to the mics for milestone episode 50! The Number 50 holds great power as it represents the angelic realm, positive changes, spiritual awakening, and new beginnings! Where have all the hipster’s gone? Can the Juice Boyz figure out Discord? What's better than a...
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S2 E21 - Podcast Night In America
Listen up folks, 2024 is in full swing Januarying to the max, Lee and Ryan are united again to bring you the first 'sode of 2024. And what a year it's been already: Winter Storm Heather, Tunnels in Crown Heights, Football, Jan 6th three years later, Griffin Knight, your neighborhood Facebook...
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S2 E20 - The Gooch
Hello good listener! We are coming to you live from that very special time betwixt Christmas and New Years. Often addressed online and sometimes titled, we’re gonna start the show off talking about… just what the heck do we do with all this dang downtime?!?! Lee gets shunned on a Christmas card,...
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S2 E19 - Witch Hunt: Justice for George Santos
A heartfelt Good evening To you all! We are gathered here to reflect on the life and achievements of beloved United States Foreign Policy megastar Henry Alfred Kissinger Gone forever, passed on Spotify wrapped day November 29 2023, year of our lord. Elon Musk interview Videodrome of Atlanta 25th...
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S2 E18 - Gobble Juice Podcast ThanksgivingFest 2023
S2E18 - Gobble Juice Podcast ThanksgivingFest 2023 GJP Learned Chinese! WELCOME EVERYONE to the Gobble Juice Podcast ThanksgivingFest 2k23 During the autumn of 1621, at least 90 Native Americans joined 52 starving Ted Lasso-type weirdos and their handmaiden-ass child brides in Plymouth,...
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S2 E17 - GJP NFT
Recorded Wednesday 15th 2023 #Florida / #Georgia The critics have spoken! "Not your father's morning cup of hot pressed garbage" "Southern Radio, Satirical, Internet referential irony politics..." "Coastal FLORIDA / Atlanta GEORGIA" "Potential Podcastmen of the Year award nominees..." Lee and…
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S2 E16 - Task Force Laughter
Despite all odds, Lee and Ryan are back again discussing Sam Bankman-Fried, Kamala the Wise, mountain biking with guns, Donald J Trump, Vivek Rapperswamy, and the GJP White Elephant Christmas party. Important note: Mike Pence is a traitor! Our last show, S2E15 - #togetHER Time to end “Move those...
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S2 E15 - #togetHER
Lee and Ryan are back talking sewer people, celebrity gossip, and peak traffic. Sizzling Summer is cooling off but the 2FIT4FALLapalooza is heating up! Maniac Markle, Live Oak FL–Unvax haven? more like GenX dot com, Congrats DJT on “TrailBlazer of Millenia” award, Now Playing: The…
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S2 E14 Knight Kings of the NFL
S2E14 - Knight Kings of the NFL Welcome to the 42nd installment of the Garbage Juice Podcast. Mitch McConnell in space LoreBoys NFL Gerontocracy NFL Theme Songs Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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S2 E13 Never Surrender
S2E13 - Never Surrender August 24th, 2023. Thursday evening. Where the fuck do we even begin? Donald Trump, Republican Debate, arraignments, money getters, allegation, corruption, MSDNC, 35000!, Panama Canal, hoax, collusion, and more. Too much to handle yet we are doing wonderfully, and it is...
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S2 E12 #DYOR
US2E12 - July 2023 Is T-Swift a CIA Operative? Are UFO's real and is it Alien or are they A-lie-in to our faces? DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH folks #DYOR has officially launched, don't forget to tag your videos of elderly coworkers being disgruntled with #DYOR. Lee exposes corruption, claims, "...the…
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S2 E11 - We Crushed It!
Lee and Ryan talk Titan submersible... destroy with logic! Who can we blame for this disaster? What is an implosion? Why was the Titanic there..? Deep Water Submersible Titan Musk Vs Zuck Musk See TV James Cameron Implosion Info Series GJP Correspondents Visit our Patreon to find bonus material…
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S2 E10 - Fatherly Advice
Special Fathers Day show, advice for life! 3 6 Mafia Big Dick Bruce Big Grocery Father's Day Father's Day Stolen Valor Maverick 2 Maverick New Studio Noah Kahan Silo The Deep Down Toxic Tony Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
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S2 E9 - EMERGENCY BROADCAST PODCAST - Tucker and Don are gone!
S2E9 - EMERGENCY BROADCAST PODCAST - Tucker and Don are gone! 🆘Special Emergency Episode🆘 Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson are now gone! The GJP boys are back with a late breaking bake-o-mation on this Emergency Broadcast Podcast! Recorded Monday night (4/24)...What do we know now? Will the Juice...
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Podcasting from the Southeast • Millennial Lifestyle • Internet Trends • Political Satire • Spoofs & Goofs • #DYOR
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