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Garden of the Goons

GnG is essentially a podcast about nothing. However, when we hit our stride, we talk about government silliness, self-sustainment, cultural events, and usually drop a good poop story in the mix. [email protected] for questions or collaboration.

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  1. 69

    Several things Big Cell Phone doesn't want you to know

    Reed receives medal of honor From Tucker Carlson. Zac did not use hooked on phonics. JD uses his time wisely

  2. 68
  3. 67

    Something Fishy

    Some upper crust content

  4. 66

    Flushed Away

    We got Jathan.

  5. 65

    WeRan

    Will the world explode? We don't know, but JD bought a kickass truck.

  6. 64

    HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

    What a very nice time we had.

  7. 63

    3.5 Amigos

    It's pretty clear we do this for us, again.

  8. 62

    Problems With No Solutions

    We point out the problems. No solutions are offered.

  9. 61

    SadTurDay

    Get ready for SNOWPOCALYPSE

  10. 60

    Noodling Around

    We just cannot.

  11. 59

    Juuuuust the two of us

    JD and Reed ( pillars of the podcast ) combine forces to breathe life into a podcast on the brink of death. Some plans are discussed, some ideas are hatched, and Alex is continually maligned. Woody is missed.

  12. 58

    Year of the Dog

    We are doing the thing.

  13. 57

    Pre-Christmas Treat

    We had some time, so we made you a gift.

  14. 56

    YOU'RE WELCOME

    Happy Thanksgiving. It isn't good, and you don't deserve it.

  15. 55

    Rogue Episode #3: TexMex

    Just the boys catching up.

  16. 54

    Rogue Episode 2: CousinCast ( Eli is not here)

    Eli had to go buy a car. We have gone ROGUE. We will not be stopped.

  17. 53
  18. 52

    Ep. 1 Of Mice and beans

    Merch and Socials here ---> https://linktr.ee/gardenofthegoons

  19. 51

    X-MAS MIRACLE

    PLEASE FORGIVE US FOR THE AUDIO. We made an oopsie recording this episode but the content was too good to scrap the whole episode. It's an all encompassing Christmas episode. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!! Garden of the Goons https://linktr.ee/gardenofthegoons

  20. 50

    TOP SHELF: END OF AN ERA

    The time has come. TOP SHELF has ran its course. We fought the good fight. We're taking the final curtain call. Going to the big podcast in the sky. We've kicked the bucket. Taking a dirt nap. 6ft under. Pushing daisies (more like dandelions). Turn out the lights..... the party's over.

  21. 49

    THANKSGIVING

    The goons get together to discuss what they're thankful for..... amongst other things.

  22. 48

    ELECTORAL DISFUNCTION '24

    It's time. The most important election of our lifetime. At least that's what we've been told. We talk about it with the most amount of people we've ever had on the podcast. It goes about as well as you would expect.

  23. 47

    The Newlyweds

    Reed and JD explore a different format for the podcast. It is short lived. They are then joined by the newest happy couple on the block, the Wisemans.

  24. 46

    Anon M. Ess

    You don't know this Guest. Promise.

  25. 45

    Two Dudes and Josiah

    Buckle up butter cup. We got a long episode because the conversation is good. Josiah comes by to discuss Trump, the upcoming election, influencers, religion, and community values.

  26. 44

    Qlympics

    Q is back, and better than ever. Alex is missing. Big surprise. GET SLUNG

  27. 43

    WOODY'S REDEMPTION

    Woody redeems himself by bringing gifts of pork and some good conversation.

  28. 42

    WOODY'S BETRAYAL

    The absence of Jonathon sent us into a deep spiral of nothingness. We try to pull out of the spin, but it couldn't be saved. Enjoy.

  29. 41

    THE TRAVELING KIWI: BEN JONES

    Ben joins the goons after several years of New Zealand life. We cover culture differences, wine, COVID, and there's even some discussion of macaroons. It's a good one.

  30. 40

    MURDER WE WROTE

    WE'RE BACK after a long break. (Audience participation is encouraged in this one). The goons catch up and discuss current events like political ads, artificial intelligence, NCAA basketball, and even MURRRRDER!

  31. 39

    GUY, MULCH

    Larry Summerton, aka The Mulch Guy, joins us for another long awaited redemption episode. He talks the origin of Padanaram, life experiences, and gifts us with some much needed wisdom. It's worth a listen.

  32. 38

    BEHIND THE MUSIC: CODY IKERD

    Local legend and front man for the Sidewinders catches up with the Goons to talk about life, current events, and music.

  33. 37

    JATHAN'S REDEMPTION

    Long time listener second time podcaster, Jathan, sits down with us to talk current events and weight lifting and much more. Spoiler: he has no respect for authority, normies, or his own well-being.

  34. 36

    NEW YEAR, SAME GOONS

    Jeremy from the Uncloggables stops by while the goons make a long distance phone call. Happy New Year folks

  35. 35

    FILTERED FIVE TIMES

    Make the clear choice and listen to this episode in its entirety. We cover a lot of ground from ice recipes, to conspiracies, to giants, to the moon. We aren't sure we've laughed this hard. It's surreal and beautiful.

  36. 34

    WE ARE PROFESSIONAL

    The goons test new audio gear while Dillon, Kayleb, Johnce, and Dolly join in for some pre-Christmas chaos.

  37. 33

    JD IS BACK

    JD makes his return and doesn't seem at all shaken by his horrendous experience in the far reaches of time and space.

  38. 32

    EMERGENCY TRANSMISSION

    Things are not as they seem.

  39. 31

    THE DAYS STOPPED COMING

    The fellers get together for a small chat. Reed says some whacky stuff. It's par for the course, but so good.

  40. 30

    There's a Mushroom in the Garden

    The gang gets together to discuss mushrooms. Join us and dive deep into the mind of one goon in particular.

  41. 29

    The One and Only: Dan Ping

    Dan Ping swings by the Garden to grace us with his presence. He brings a sultry voice and meaningful conversation. A nice change of pace for the Goon faithful.

  42. 28

    TOP SHELF: SlamBall, Racquetball

    Reed and JD do sports talk and movie reviews

  43. 27

    TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWNSHIP

    Chase swings by and tries to educate us on small town politics and cold pizza.

  44. 26

    TOP SHELF: THE HORSE FILES

    Someone is scared of horses... Can you guess who?

  45. 25

    HAWKINS. DUCK HUNTER.

    Mr. Hawk comes in and talks ducks, dogs, and tests equipment on JD. It was a nice visit. Follow Isaac on Instagram @stillwaterhntg or Youtube @Stillwaterhntg

  46. 24

    WE'RE BACK. WITH HEADPHONES.

    We got headphones. Yeah, it's a big deal. In this episode, we briefly discuss where the podcast is heading, some local news stories, and Reed's unrelenting fear of the ocean. It's fun baby.

  47. 23

    BEN AND RACHEL

    Catching up with Ben and Rachel, our friends on top of the hill. Train wrecks, fruit trees, potatoes, and chickens are covered. Join us for a delightful chat.

  48. 22

    GotG BACKLOG. MAXWELL AND Q.

    A couple of the buds show up and have a chat about all sorts of things, plus there's a fly shooting or two. 

  49. 21

    TOP SHELF. JEREMY M-M-M-MULLISSSS.

    After many months and unkept promises, Reed and JD invited our NUMBER 1 donor, Jeremy, onto the show. Strike up the peace pipe and listen in.

  50. 20

    WOODY AGAIN FOR THE 3RD TIME.

    Barber Woody joins us again as we delve deep into the secrets of life, news, smoked meats, and McGruff. Proceed with little caution and enjoy!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

GnG is essentially a podcast about nothing. However, when we hit our stride, we talk about government silliness, self-sustainment, cultural events, and usually drop a good poop story in the mix. [email protected] for questions or collaboration.

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GnG Forever

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How many episodes does Garden of the Goons have?

Garden of the Goons currently has 50 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is Garden of the Goons about?

GnG is essentially a podcast about nothing. However, when we hit our stride, we talk about government silliness, self-sustainment, cultural events, and usually drop a good poop story in the mix. [email protected] for questions or collaboration.

How often does Garden of the Goons release new episodes?

Garden of the Goons has 50 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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Garden of the Goons is created and hosted by GnG Forever.
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