PODCAST · comedy
Gary Craig's Laff-Cast
by Gary Craig
Gary Craig the creator of the Phony Phone Crank Calls
Episodes
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Gary Craig-The M.O.A. Willy Wonka Phony Phone
Shorty and Stinky, the Midgets of America call a Disney theatre to complain about them showing Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory
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Gary Craig-M.O.A. Midget Car Racing Phony Phone
Shorty and Stinky, from the Midgets of America, want to get in on midget car racing.
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Gary Craig-M.O.A. Keebler Phony Phone
Shorty and Stinky, the Midgets of America call Keebler
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Gary Craig-Greek camping Phony Phone
What in the HELL is greek camping?
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Gary Craig-M.O.A. Dwarf Talent Phony Phone
Shorty and Stinky, the Midgets of America, call a dwarf talent agency
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Gary Craig-Masticating Phony Phone
A gets arrested for "masticating" in public.
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Gary Craig-Buck a Book Phony Phone
If the sign says "Buck a Book" shouldn't all the books be a buck?
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Gary Craig-Chinese New Year Phony Phone
Buddy calls around to try to understand the Chinese New Year
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Gary Craig-Huh Phony Phone
In a sequel to the "What" crank call, time to say Huh?
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Gary Craig-All You Can Eat Phony Phone
What if an all you ca eat restaurant closes before you get all you can eat?
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Gary Craig-Two Scoops Phony Phone
Raisin Bran is challenged on whether there are 2 scoops of raisins in every box
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Gary Craig-Bad Plaque Phony Phone
Self explanatory!
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Gary Craig-Zap Collar Phony Phone
Buddy Buttlick is looking for a shock collar for his mother
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Gary Craig-No Locks on The Door Phony Phone
Nobody who runs a 24 hour a day operation can tell us why there is a lock on the door
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Gary Craig-Superbowl Direct TV Phony Phone
A guy can't seem to hit the right buttons on his phone
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Gary Craig-Write That Down Phony Phone
Norman Frimp calls a music store
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Gary Craig-Lost Tooth Phony Phone
Gary calls a hotel about a tooth he lost while he was there...but he's a little hard of hearing
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Gary Craig-Wedding Reception Phony Phone
Gary as "Joe Traficante" calls a bride to be with bad news about the venue
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Gary Craig-Da Bats Phony Phone
Dr. Psycho Vet calls Bat Conservation looking for some bats for one of his experiments
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Gary Craig-Ice Breaker Phony Phone
Norman Spitnick calls the people who make Ice Breaker gum with a complaint
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Gary Craig-Short Term Memory Loss Phony Phone
Gary has short term memory loss..
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Gary Craig-Tow Job Phony Phone
A guys needs the towing company to get his girlfriend's car out of the driveway before his wife gets home
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Gary Craig-Where Would You Like to Go Phony Phone
Julius Johnson Jr. calls Microsoft to test their slogan, "Where would you like to go?"
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Gary Craig-Deadman Tux Phony Phone
Gary calls a Tuxedo store to try to get a tux for a dead relative
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Gary Craig-Hairpiece Finish Sentence Phony Phone
A man with a hairpiece forces people on the phone to finish his sentences
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Gary Craig-Dental Assistant Phony Phone
Mr. James calls to apply as a dental hygienist
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Gary Craig-Adult Toy Order Phony Phone
A guy from an adult toy store calls a lady at work to tell her that her order is in.
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Gary Craig-Singing Coach Phony Phone
Someone who apparently can't sing, answers an ad to find a singing coach
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Gary Craig-Real People Bad Names Phony Phone
So immature...and so funny!
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Gary Craig-Peg Leg Phony Phone
A man with a peg leg wants dance lessons
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Gary Craig-Cats for My Dogs Phony Phone
His dog has a very unusual diet
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Gary Craig-Upper Crust Chicken Phony Phone
Mr. Curruthers calls KFC to find out what's on the menu
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Gary Craig-Toy Search 4 Phony Phone
The search for holiday toys continues!
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Gary Craig-Marriage Counselor Phony Phone
Terrence Biggs, needs a marriage counselor
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Gary Craig-Excavating Phony Phone
Gary, as "Joe Tucci" calls an excavating company to dig up his brother in law to get to the baseball card collection buried with him
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Gary Craig-Roach TV Phony Phone
Gary calls Orkin to complain about their TV commercial that has a realistic roach calling across the screen
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Gary Craig-Olive Garden Phony Phone
Gary, as Morris Katzman questions Olive Garden on their slogan, "When you're here, you're family"
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Gary Craig-Would You Rather Phony Phone
Gary, as "Fred Freeling" from the home office is calling employees to see if they would "rather"
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Gary Craig-Fence Head Phony Phone
Any questions?
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Gary Craig-No Toilet Paper Phony Phone
Gary is calling restaurants from their own rest rooms to tell them he's run out of toilet paper
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Gary Craig-Psycho Vet Shelties Phony Phone
Dr. Psychovet is at it again...sick as ever, he's modifying Shelties in his lab
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Gary Craig-Wrong Insecticide Phony Phone
Gary calls a lady as the district manager of Terminex to tell her she has to vacate her house
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Gary Craig-M.O.A. Snow Blow Phony Phone
Shorty and Stinky, the Midgets of America are calling around trying to find a snow blower
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Gary Craig-Horny Goat Weed Phony Phone
There is a problem with Horny Goat Weed...it works too well!
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Gary Craig-Drunk Package Store Phony Phone
Gary calls package stores completely drunk
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Gary Craig-M.O.A. St Pats Phony Phone
Shorty and Stinky, the Midgets of America are calling around trying to find a place to celebrate St Patrick's Day.
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Gary Craig-Candle Crank Phony Phone
Gary's having a candle party! A candle party?
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Gary Craig-Bad TV Show Phony Phone
Gary tries to recruit people to be on the worst TV shows you've ever heard
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Gary Craig-Fudge Packer Phony Phone
Self explanatory!
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Gary Craig-World Series Jury Duty Phony Phone
Gary calls a guy as an official of the court to tell him, he has to go to Jury Duty and miss the World Series
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Gary Craig the creator of the Phony Phone Crank Calls
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