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Gary Craig's Laff-Cast

by Gary Craig

Gary Craig the creator of the Phony Phone Crank Calls

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Episodes

  1. Gary Craig-The M.O.A. Willy Wonka Phony Phone

    Shorty and Stinky, the Midgets of America call a Disney theatre to complain about them showing Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory

  2. Gary Craig-M.O.A. Midget Car Racing Phony Phone

    Shorty and Stinky, from the Midgets of America, want to get in on midget car racing.

  3. Gary Craig-M.O.A. Keebler Phony Phone

    Shorty and Stinky, the Midgets of America call Keebler

  4. Gary Craig-Greek camping Phony Phone

    What in the HELL is greek camping?

  5. Gary Craig-M.O.A. Dwarf Talent Phony Phone

    Shorty and Stinky, the Midgets of America, call a dwarf talent agency

  6. Gary Craig-Masticating Phony Phone

    A gets arrested for "masticating" in public.

  7. Gary Craig-Buck a Book Phony Phone

    If the sign says "Buck a Book" shouldn't all the books be a buck?

  8. Gary Craig-Chinese New Year Phony Phone

    Buddy calls around to try to understand the Chinese New Year

  9. Gary Craig-Huh Phony Phone

    In a sequel to the "What" crank call, time to say Huh?

  10. Gary Craig-All You Can Eat Phony Phone

    What if an all you ca eat restaurant closes before you get all you can eat?

  11. Gary Craig-Two Scoops Phony Phone

    Raisin Bran is challenged on whether there are 2 scoops of raisins in every box

  12. Gary Craig-Zap Collar Phony Phone

    Buddy Buttlick is looking for a shock collar for his mother

  13. Gary Craig-No Locks on The Door Phony Phone

    Nobody who runs a 24 hour a day operation can tell us why there is a lock on the door

  14. Gary Craig-Superbowl Direct TV Phony Phone

    A guy can't seem to hit the right buttons on his phone

  15. Gary Craig-Write That Down Phony Phone

    Norman Frimp calls a music store

  16. Gary Craig-Lost Tooth Phony Phone

    Gary calls a hotel about a tooth he lost while he was there...but he's a little hard of hearing

  17. Gary Craig-Wedding Reception Phony Phone

    Gary as "Joe Traficante" calls a bride to be with bad news about the venue

  18. Gary Craig-Da Bats Phony Phone

    Dr. Psycho Vet calls Bat Conservation looking for some bats for one of his experiments

  19. Gary Craig-Ice Breaker Phony Phone

    Norman Spitnick calls the people who make Ice Breaker gum with a complaint

  20. Gary Craig-Short Term Memory Loss Phony Phone

    Gary has short term memory loss..

  21. Gary Craig-Tow Job Phony Phone

    A guys needs the towing company to get his girlfriend's car out of the driveway before his wife gets home

  22. Gary Craig-Where Would You Like to Go Phony Phone

    Julius Johnson Jr. calls Microsoft to test their slogan, "Where would you like to go?"

  23. Gary Craig-Deadman Tux Phony Phone

    Gary calls a Tuxedo store to try to get a tux for a dead relative

  24. Gary Craig-Hairpiece Finish Sentence Phony Phone

    A man with a hairpiece forces people on the phone to finish his sentences

  25. Gary Craig-Dental Assistant Phony Phone

    Mr. James calls to apply as a dental hygienist

  26. Gary Craig-Adult Toy Order Phony Phone

    A guy from an adult toy store calls a lady at work to tell her that her order is in.

  27. Gary Craig-Singing Coach Phony Phone

    Someone who apparently can't sing, answers an ad to find a singing coach

  28. Gary Craig-Peg Leg Phony Phone

    A man with a peg leg wants dance lessons

  29. Gary Craig-Cats for My Dogs Phony Phone

    His dog has a very unusual diet

  30. Gary Craig-Upper Crust Chicken Phony Phone

    Mr. Curruthers calls KFC to find out what's on the menu

  31. Gary Craig-Toy Search 4 Phony Phone

    The search for holiday toys continues!

  32. Gary Craig-Marriage Counselor Phony Phone

    Terrence Biggs, needs a marriage counselor

  33. Gary Craig-Excavating Phony Phone

    Gary, as "Joe Tucci" calls an excavating company to dig up his brother in law to get to the baseball card collection buried with him

  34. Gary Craig-Roach TV Phony Phone

    Gary calls Orkin to complain about their TV commercial that has a realistic roach calling across the screen

  35. Gary Craig-Olive Garden Phony Phone

    Gary, as Morris Katzman questions Olive Garden on their slogan, "When you're here, you're family"

  36. Gary Craig-Would You Rather Phony Phone

    Gary, as "Fred Freeling" from the home office is calling employees to see if they would "rather"

  37. Gary Craig-No Toilet Paper Phony Phone

    Gary is calling restaurants from their own rest rooms to tell them he's run out of toilet paper

  38. Gary Craig-Psycho Vet Shelties Phony Phone

    Dr. Psychovet is at it again...sick as ever, he's modifying Shelties in his lab

  39. Gary Craig-Wrong Insecticide Phony Phone

    Gary calls a lady as the district manager of Terminex to tell her she has to vacate her house

  40. Gary Craig-M.O.A. Snow Blow Phony Phone

    Shorty and Stinky, the Midgets of America are calling around trying to find a snow blower

  41. Gary Craig-Horny Goat Weed Phony Phone

    There is a problem with Horny Goat Weed...it works too well!

  42. Gary Craig-Drunk Package Store Phony Phone

    Gary calls package stores completely drunk

  43. Gary Craig-M.O.A. St Pats Phony Phone

    Shorty and Stinky, the Midgets of America are calling around trying to find a place to celebrate St Patrick's Day.

  44. Gary Craig-Candle Crank Phony Phone

    Gary's having a candle party! A candle party?

  45. Gary Craig-Bad TV Show Phony Phone

    Gary tries to recruit people to be on the worst TV shows you've ever heard

  46. Gary Craig-World Series Jury Duty Phony Phone

    Gary calls a guy as an official of the court to tell him, he has to go to Jury Duty and miss the World Series

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Gary Craig the creator of the Phony Phone Crank Calls

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Gary Craig the creator of the Phony Phone Crank Calls

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