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Gary is Still Alive!

by Gary T. Watson, Jr.

Me making words out of my noise hole which may or may not do things to your emotional pants.You can find/download all of the end-of-episode songs through my musical project, A Huddled Mass, available on all streaming services.Unless otherwise noted, instrumental music throughout each episode is sourced from Suno AI.Theme song: Lyrice - G.T. Watson; Music, arrangement, and Vocals - Suno AI

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Episodes

  1. Episode 19 - Hey Nineteen, That's 'Retha Franklin

    It's been quite a while! On this episode, I talk about some recent breakthroughs I've had, the bizarre origin of some familiar phrases, how strange A.I. can be (with examples), and a prog rock tune from me and a bunch of algorithms.

  2. Episode 18 - My Podcast Can Vote

    On this, the "finally legal" episode, I discuss regrets, the differences between a million and a billion, a couple short Mom stories, and a new song kinda by request. ENJOY!

  3. Episode 17 - And You Know What I Mean

    In this, the 17th episode, I catch you up on the last few weeks of my life; discuss parliaments, crashes, and murder; present a tale of my high-school escapades; and give you a new song called "Superhero." I Hope you enjoy!

  4. Episode 16 - Kinda Sweet, Kinda Sour

    In this episode, I open up about one of my most haunting and distressing intrusive thoughts, I explain why medicine and power tools should rarely mix, I tell a story about my shoeless and shameless grandmother, and give you a new song with the updated AI engine (spoilers... it sounds amazing)....

  5. Episode 15 - The Ides of Episodes

    This episode, Darby is back, and we talk about friendship, inventions, the danger of trees, and I present a song about Bill! Enjoy.

  6. Episode 14 - Mental Illness Alphabet Soup

    In this episode, I will discuss how my PTSD manifests, present a mind-blowing Egypt fact, tell you about the first time I drove a car, and I revisit some old lyrics for a new song.

  7. Episode 13 - The Birthmas One

    In this episode, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Darby joins me again as we talk about the anniversary of my uterus departure, the blessings of horseshoe crabs, and a spoopy story. No song this week (sorry), but you can find all my songs under my artist collection called "A Huddled Mass" on all streaming serices!

  8. Episode 12 - The Dirty Dozenth

    On this episode, I have a special guest, my oldest loin fruit! We discuss my worst nightmare coming true kinda, a queer fact, my first car's untimely demise, and I present a banger of a song that will be stuck in your head for days.

  9. Episode 11 - Hashtag GDB

    On this week's episode, I'll be thanking friends, naming animals, telling a Bill story, and recycling an old tune for new ears. Join me, won't you. Please... I need a hug.

  10. Episode 10 - The Decasode

    This week, I get a little deep about some new meds, I talk about the animal kingdom's longest...spoilers, I recite poetry, and a song where I wrote the music and AI did the rest!

  11. Episode 9 - Who the HELL is William IV?

    This week, I talk about a feel I'm feeling a lot lately, the oldest animal on the planet, my dad's sure-fire mosquito extermination method (pun included), and I finish with a song I wrote to spite my ex!

  12. Episode 8 - The Tao of Phuck-it-all.

    This week, I catch you up on my living situation, I'll present a dinosaur fact that will fry your brain, I'll tell you how NOT to accidentally grow 'shrooms, and I have a kick-ass rock tune at the end.

  13. Episode 7 - The Grapevine Can Suck It

    In this episode, I talk about how the grapevine can be pretty thorny sometimes, the nature of the universe, the time I got married in a burning building, and a brand new blues song!

  14. Episode 6 - The Word of the Day is BLAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!

    This week, I talk about anxiety and depression, what kind of music is best for cheese, why we never said the F-word in front of my mom, and I have a happy little country tune for ya! Don't Forget to share, rate, and subscribe! Music: Suno AI Without Bees There'd be No Flowers: Lyrics - G. Watson;...

  15. Episode 5 - I'm a Loser, Baby, so why don't you kick back and listen to my podcast.

    One day, I'll write better descriptions for these things. Today's episode is about loss, shit I bet you didn't know about the human body, the time I vaporized a squirrel, and a new song called "My Breath." www.garyisstillalive.com Music: Suno AI Theme: Lyrics - G.T. Watson; Music, Arrangement…

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  16. Episode 4 - Better Sometime Than Never

    It's been a rough last couple of weeks, so forgive the extra long break. Here's some fresh nonsense for you, straight from my larynx to your tympanic membrane. garyisstillalive.com Music: Suno AI Theme: Lyrics - G.T. Watson; Music, Arrangement, and vocals - Suno AI Idle Idol: Lyrics - G.T.…

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  17. Episode 3 - Ooftah, she's a heavy one.

    It's episode three time, boils and gurrs. And shit's gettin real up in this bitch. garyisstillalive.com Music: Suno AI Theme: Lyrics - G.T. Watson; Music, Arrangement, and vocals - Suno AI Boogie Your Face Off: Lyrics - G.T. Watson; Music, Arrangement, and Vocals - Suno AI

  18. Episode 2 - The Voices.....THE VOICES!!!

    Well, I did it. I did a #2! I also produced a second episode of my hopefully soon to become viral (or at least highly contagious bacterial) sensation that is The Gary is Still Alive Podcast. Speaking of viral and/or bacterial, I have to go do another episode... like NOW! garyisstillalive.com…

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  19. Episode 1 - The Beginning of a Beautiful Acquaintance

    Greetings Friends, Family, and Others; I’m sure many of you have the same question I ask myself every time I look into the mirror: “What the fuck happened to you?” Well… it’s complicated… and a whole lot. First, I’d like to apologize for falling off of the Earth. I am fighting a relentless…

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Me making words out of my noise hole which may or may not do things to your emotional pants.You can find/download all of the end-of-episode songs through my musical project, A Huddled Mass, available on all streaming services.Unless otherwise noted, instrumental music throughout each episode is sourced from Suno AI.Theme song: Lyrice - G.T. Watson; Music, arrangement, and Vocals - Suno AI

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Gary T. Watson, Jr.

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Me making words out of my noise hole which may or may not do things to your emotional pants.You can find/download all of the end-of-episode songs through my musical project, A Huddled Mass, available on all streaming services.Unless otherwise noted, instrumental music throughout each episode is...

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