PODCAST · comedy
Gemini Placements
by Gemini Placements
Not an astrology podcast.
Episodes
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Season 2 Episode 7: IYDKYDK
back for our quarterly update, we're once again talking about nothing and everything at the same time. a couple people asked us if we were ever coming back and we realized we were letting down 100% of our listeners so we're here to entertain the 2 or 3 of you that are still around. thank you for...
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Season 2 Episode 6: NUKES?!?!?!!!!
Hey hot people. how y'all holding up at the precipice of nuclear war? Grab a drink or whatever else chills you out and join us as we get lit and talk shit, trying our dang best to distract you from the fucked-upness of current world events. Sam eavesdrops and transcribes a hilarious convo at the...
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Season 2 Episode 5: NEW YEAR, SAME H0ES!
It's 2022 and we are here to answer TWO QUESTIONS that are on everyone's minds rn.....1. Does COVID cause brain damage? (YES) and 2. Should OHIP cover lobotomies? (Please!?) Just kidding - we talk about the current Venus & Mercury retrogrades, getting cum in your eye, autoerotic asphyxiation,...
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Season 2 Episode 4: Cringetopia
We're cringe. You're cringe. Everyone is cringe. We dive into different ways that cringe exists in the world and roast them all, while continuing to roast ourselves along the way. It's clearly been awhile since we have recorded an episode so don't expect anything to make sense.
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Season 2 Episode 3: Back 2 Werk Blues
Miss us? Well, it's been a moment because DAMN we've been werking and werking hard! Salons reopened in Ontario on June 30th and it's been an avalanche of intense haircuts, colour corrections and emotions cascading upon us ever since... We worked a solid 13 hour shift and then sat down in the…
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Season 2 Episode 2: What The Fuck Is Happening...
No seriously, does anyone know anymore, because we don't. As the world slowly slips further into chaos, we try to make sense of about three things that have happened over the last week or two. Follow along on our incessant ramblings, stream of consciousness style conversations, and of course,...
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Season 2 Episode 1: WITNESS OUR FITNESS
Move over, Gwyneth 🙄 - Gemini Placements gotchu with a full blown health and wellness episode featuring a very very special guest! Coach Maja (@majathestrong on IG) is a personal trainer and a beautiful Gemini soul who answers our relentless questions about all things nutrition and fitness. What...
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Episode 10: From the Shadows
Remember us? Of course you do, we're unforgettable - but it's been a minute, huh? Coming at you from the shadowy pits of our souls where a lot of healing and feeling's been going on, we're here to take you through retrograde season...and fill you in on some niche internet drama while we're at it....
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Episode 9: TMZ + ADHD
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's...........Pisces Season! Get in loser, we're going crying. Nah, just kidding. We are here to make you cringe and laugh as per usual. It's been a looooong lockdown - maybe you've also forgotten how to be a person? Have no fear - in this episode we gonna learn SPORTS,...
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Episode 8: Mercury in Gatorade
Ye ye yeeeeee it's that time again! Feeling fucked up? Blame Mercury. This episode is air sign energy in a nutshell - not a single topic gets missed. We have stories, we have ruminations, we have incriminating confessions....Get into it and ride the Aquarian wave! R.I.P. SCREECH <3
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Episode 7: Let's Talk & Bell Can STFU
HEAVY TRIGGER/CONTENT WARNING: This episode discusses mental health, mental illness, addiction, suicide, police brutality, and other heavy subjects that can be very upsetting. In this intense episode, we sit down and discuss a very pressing issue. Mental health is something that affects each and...
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Episode 6: Serotonin Go Bye Bye
WE'RE BACK.. barely.. Screech has cancer, microdosing, and FITNESS. Join us as our brains jump from one topic to another like a mental game of parkour.
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Episode 5: They Took Our Jerbs!!!11!!1!
It's ECLIPSE SZN baby! We're back with the latest instalment of chaos and on this one we get a lil' mouthy. We mean that in the sense that we talk a lot, and we also drop a few "F" bombs (so keep that in mind if you have kiddos around). We catch up with each other about what we have been up to in...
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Episode 4: THE DUALITY OF IT ALL
Oh man...being angry at the entire world sure is tiring, isn't it? Have you ever heard the term "Toxic Activism"? At some point in our twenties we found ourselves on both sides of it and had to take a step back. Join us two retired keyboard warriors as we reminisce and share our experiences of…
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Episode 3: After Hours Special
Ever felt like all the good things that are happening to you are purely based on luck or coincidence? Ever felt like you need to downplay the success you have had because you don't feel like you truly deserve it? Ever felt like a phony and at any minute you'll be exposed to everyone around you…
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Episode 2: Vulnerability Hangover
Feeling a little fuzzy and disoriented? Uuuuhhhhhhmmm us too. We talk about the FEELS of creating and releasing something into the world, deep dive into Retrogrades, and take an in-depth look into why people hate Scorpios so much....Yeah, all that and so much more. Buckle up!!!!! Thanks KIRKLAND <3
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Episode 1: The MF Pilot
Welcome to the first ever episode of Gemini Placements!! Get to know us and dive into the nonsense. In this episode we discuss ourselves, other people as well as things, stuff, and nothing at all. Chaos reigns.
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