Gen X-Files: a Rewatch Podcast

Grab your nearest Diet Coke, check it for digitalis, and strap into a straitjacket with us as we break down Season 1 Episode 11: Eve!This time on our rewatch of The X-Files, Dash & Melz (longtime fans and couple) and Angel (first-time watcher and Dash's mom) take on a classic bicoastal killer kid clone case! Mulder unfortunately meets two murderous, hyper-intelligent little weirdos who know exactly how to play him like a fiddle, clocking his "UFO guy" energy instantly.Along the way, Melz does bimbo research, we find out that Dash may have been an alien this whole time and Angel reveals herself as a clone sympathizer. From a surprise Deep Throat bush appearance to Goo Mulder licking for his lady, this one's a banger!If you're reading this, you're a friend!Questions, suggestions, hypnoregressions? Drop us a line at [email protected].

This week in our rewatch of The X-Files, sneak with us through the tall grass as we uncover the truth behind season 1, episode 10: Fallen Angel!Join Dash & Melz (long-time fans and couple) and Angel (first-time watcher, Dash's mom) as we find out just how much bigger the game is than Mulder realizes. We’re talking orchestrated cover stories, bureaucratic thumbs on the scale, UFO nerd micro-celebrity, and the truth getting snatched away the second Mulder gets close to it.Also: Max Fenig nerdmogs the world's biggest dork, an exhausted Scully has to rescue Mulder once again from the consequences of being Mulder, Mom celebrates her first birthday thanks to airtight podcast math, Melz considers whether aliens could be made of lemons, and we introduce Producer Carl.If you're reading this, you're a friend.In this episode, we mention our friends Diana and Terry. If you’d like to donate to Angels of Assisi in their honor, you can do so here: angelsofassisi.networkforgood.com/projects/245843-general-donationQuestions, suggestions, hypnoregressions? Drop us a line at [email protected]

This week on our rewatch of The X-Files, grab your best ancient Roman wine and moonwalk your way though season 1, episode 9: Space with us!Join Dash & Melz (long-time fans and couple) and Angel (first-time watcher, Dash's mom) as we look back fondly on our first 2000 years of podcasting! It's not all fun and games this week, though, as Mulder meets his biggest hero only to find that he's a flawed human (alien?) just like anyone else.Mom spills so many secrets this week: everything from the truth about Santa Claus, to Dash's real dad, and the amazing story behind how Mulder and Scully "blammed the clam". Along the way we also uncover more about Mulder's anti-animal astronaut activism, discover Michael Jackson's space explorer era, and dig through Mulder's alien porn collection.If you're reading this, you're a friend!Questions, suggestions, hypnoregressions? Drop us a line at [email protected]!

In this week's episode of our rewatch of The X-Files, we're zipping up our best winter coats and heading to Alaska for season 1, episode 8: Ice!Come stay warm with Dash & Melz (long-time fans and couple) and Angel (first-time watcher and Dash's mom) as we discuss Mulder being in a paranoia-off, ponder the dangers of scientific discovery, and watch one man spiral into poop-jar-induced madness.Along the way, we see every genre of Scully, from tender and sapphic, to literally pointing a gun at the one person she trusts, and everything in-between.So boot up your copy of John Carpenter's The Thing, rub some ketchup on your nipples, and strap in for over 2 hours of weirdness.If you're reading this, you're a friend.Questions, suggestions, hypnoregressions? Drop us a line at [email protected]

This week in our rewatch of The X-Files, we're frantically installing antivirus software as we download season one, episode seven, Ghost in the Machine! Join Dash & Melz (longtime fans and couple) and Angel (first-time watcher, Dash's mom) as we try to find out what the hell's going on in the Eurisko building.We're talking grandparents and AI slop, speculative tech, and Scully committing crimes against markers and computer screens alike. Mulder has a rough one this week, depending on Scully to save his ass (again) and learning that even if you do everything right, a corrupt system can still make you hurt the person you're trying to help.Along the way, we're joined in our endeavors by a guy that mom can smell through time and all our homies hate, watching Scully get dirty as she's sucked and blown, and discussing the TRUE origins of X-Hamster!If you're reading this, you're a friend.Questions, suggestions, hypnoregressions? Drop us a line at [email protected]

This week in our rewatch of The X-Files, Dash & Melz (long-time fans and couple) and Angel (first-time watcher, Dash's mom) are dusting off an old hidden floppy disk and updating our résumés for season one, episode six: Shadows!We're talking workplace tension, a bipolar boss that bears a striking resemblance to Herman Munster, and an early spotting of our boy Tom Braidwood. We also figure out why Scully is always missing out on cool paranormal stuff - spoiler, it's her tiny little legs.Along the way, we're being haunted by impossible ladder situations, breaking into an impromptu X-Files-themed rendition of the Fresh Prince theme, and circling back to the fact that Mulder would totally ask if you've got games on your phone.If you're reading this, you're a friend.Questions, suggestions, hypnoregressions? Shoot us an email at [email protected].

On this week’s episode of our rewatch of The X-Files, Melz and Dash (long-time fans and long-time couple) convince Angel (Dash’s mom and first-time watcher) to take a gamble on season one, episode five: The Jersey Devil!We’re talking corrupt tourist traps, mankind’s place in the food chain, and insufferable assholes that gargle gravel. Along the way, we meet the most divorced dad of all time, who spends the episode competing with Mulder in an intense “down bad” competition.Our deck is stacked this week as we witness Ryan Gosling on a cat’s ass, fondly remember Old Pete’s Feet (rest in peace), discuss Mulder’s possible proto-gooner tendencies, and react to the shocking revelation that Scully apparently thinks Mulder is cute. 😲If you’re reading this, you’re a friend.Questions, suggestions, hypnoregressions? Make contact at [email protected]!

In the fourth episode of our rewatch of The X-Files, Melz and Dash (long-time fans, couple), and Angel (first-time watcher, Dash's mom) are unscrambling Conduit! We get a deeper look at Mulder's feelings about his missing sister, Scully's willingness to go along with his zaniness, and tabloid sensationalism.Along the way, we watch an 8 year old get perp walked, briefly discuss the dangers of Finger Viagra, witness the first inklings of David Duchovny's crying abilities, and discover what happens when Goo Mulder gets to third base.If you're reading this, you're a Friend.Questions, suggestions, hypnoregressions? Shoot us an email at [email protected]

In this third episode of our rewatch of The X-Files, Melz and Dash (long-time fans, couple) and Angel (first-time watcher, Dash's mom) are crawling into Squeeze to investigate local weirdo Eugene Victor Tooms for the first Monster of the Week episode! We're helped along the way by a very career-driven Gotham City cop who has a... very special place in his heart for Mulder.And speaking of help, we're squeezing in an extra helping of ridiculousness this week. We try to track down Donal Logue's D, examine the immense will-they-won't-they energy between him and Mulder, and ask the most important question of all: How long and skinny do it get?If you're reading this, you're a friend.Questions, suggestions, hypnoregressions? Shoot us an email at [email protected]

In this second episode of our rewatch of The X-Files, Melz and Dash (long-time fans, a couple) and Angel (first-time watcher, Dash's mom) dig into "Deep Throat" as Mulder and Scully uncover shadowy military cover-ups, mysterious test flights, and a new informant that may know more than he's letting on.Along the way, my mom casually reveals she one gouged someone's eye, we wonder what Scully would be like if she were stoned, and we're optimistic about Mulder receiving some much-needed post-Deep Throat therapy. If you're reading this, you are a friend.Questions, suggestions, hypnoregressions? Email us at [email protected]!

Melz and Dash (long-time fans) and Angel (first-time watcher) break down The X-Files Season 1, Episode 1: “Pilot” in this X-Files rewatch podcast.We discuss sinister government conspiracies, Mulder and Scully's early chemistry, and the case that started it all.Along the way, we glaze Mark Frost, pontificate on the exact trickiness of dicks, and find out a little pocket dirt goes a long wayIf you're reading this, you're a friend. Questions, suggestions, hypnoregressions? Email us at [email protected]!

Melz and Dash (long-time fans of The X-Files) and Angel (first-time watcher) introduce themselves, chat about nerdy shit, and reminisce about how they met - at birth in one instance. We also talk about how Dash and Melz got into the X-Files, and what Angel (Dash's mom) knows about the show through cultural osmosis.If you're reading this, you're a friend.Questions, suggestions, hypnoregressions? Email us at [email protected]!