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GENERATION UTACHIZI
by Generation Utachizi
A GEN-Z guide to life, topics based on trending topics and articles. all comments are for satire and entertainment.
Episodes
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#76 THE MANOSPHERE
The Black Aristotle defines the manosphere,his moral compass and celebrates the life of his friend, Long live the chief.
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#75 DREAMS ARE EXPENSIVE
The BLACK ARISTOTLE, talks about how immigrants make friends, the price of a dream, the conditions of love and protesting for nepo babies. Enjoy another za fuelled yap session full of introspection.
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#74 AI'S SUBCONSCIOUS
This episode is about detachment, ageism, AI's subconscious, a biblical sports draft and more shithousery. Hit play and enjoy
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#73 YAPPING
Pure yapping.
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#72 AN EPISODE ABOUT VILLAINS
Celebrate international girlfriends day with an episode about Top 5 best and worst movie villains and super villains.
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#71 DEATH TO DEMOCRACY
I talk about convenient politics,self diagnosis, personal ambition vs the collective good and shithousery. Press play and enjoy.
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#70 RANDOM EP
Another random episode.
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#69 THE EASTER BUNNY IS AN ALIEN
In this episode Jacob is fighting the flu as they talk about the Easter bunny being an alien, politics, rank top 5 female adult film stars and a lot more shithousery. Hit play and enjoy.
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#68 A DOG NAMED CUCK
The boys talk about the challenges of pet ownership
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#67Late upload: ELON'S D**** ROCKET
Jacob and Luke talk on the importance of exercise, alien warfare, Kindergarten fight club and a lot more shithousery. Hit play and enjoy.
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#66 SANTA IS A NUDIST
Join The Black Aristotle and Luke as they talk about ,Alexander the great, nudist Santa, Christmas traditions politics and more. Hit play and enjoy.
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#65 SUBSCRIBERS SKIP TO MINUTE 26
The first 20 minutes of this podcast is available on you tube. From minute 26 the boys talk about being broke in relationships, people shitting in planes and how to deal with an identity crisis. Hit play and enjoy
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#64 GOD WAS A DEADBEAT FATHER
In this episode the boys talk about the powers of breast milk, Algorithms, vacations at the mall situation ships and being a professional sidepiece . Jacob calls God a deadbeat father, we discuss depression in the developed vs developing world and find out how much we would sell years off of our...
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#63 MOST TOXIC MOMENTS
Here's a short compilation of some of the most toxic moments from the podcast so far. If it hurts your feelings it's probably true. Hit play and enjoy.
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#62 PASTOR AKO NA BODY COUNT
The boys talk about chatGPT, modern fatherhood, sherehes and pastors with bodycounts Hit play and enjoy.
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SEXUAL AWEKENING, PORN ADDICTION AND CONDOM NI KUNYONGA
The boys sit and talk about sexual awakenings, porn addiction and give their opinions on using protection.
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LETS TALK ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH IN KENYA
The episode starts with Aaron Rodgers going on a darkness retreat and divulges into a conversation about mental health.
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ALL ABOUT LOVE
A conversation about love through the musings of chatgpt
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ADDICTION -MORALITY-AND A GAME OF WOULD YOU RATHER.
The podcasts talks about alcohol addiction, mortality, relationship problems and plays a game of would you rather.
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GENERATION UTACHIZI EP 1: WE MIGHT GET CANCELLED
Tune in for maximum shithousery
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#56 LAST EPISODE ; PART 1
in the last episode of the dojo gnosis podcast, the boys play a game of would you rather, questions the lack of gay super villains and give their thoughts on addiction. Hit play and enjoy. video episodes coming on you tube @generationUtachizi.
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#55 UNANYONGWA UKIDARWA
In this episode the boys talk about government officers and body cams , Nairobaries, friendships and a lot more shithousery.
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#54 PART 2: KITENZI YA FULIZA
This episode starts with another round of would you rather where we learn about kitenzi kifuliza, we also talk about childhood experiences, odd food combinations, high school diets and mental health. Hit play and enjoy all the shithousery.
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#53 PART 1 :TITTY FINGERS
In this episode we play a game of would you rather touching on beauty vs brains, personal comforts and finger nipples. We also share some personal stories and a lot more shithousery. Hit play and enjoy.
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#52 JESUS WAS ABORTED
Welcome to a raw and uncut conversation on abortions, religion, artificial intelligence, personal run-ins with the police, the pedestal on celebrities like Kanye west , fish that drown and a lot more shithousery. The opinions in this podcast are purposely for jest and thought provocation. Anyone...
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#51 AFRICA'S BEST DICTATORS TODAY
This episode is all about the best dictators of 2022. Hit play and enjoy.
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#50 MONEY HAS NO MORALS
In this episode the dojo speaks on Kenya celebrating two national holidays on the same day, the price of being Luo, party buses and camping and a lot more shithousery. Audio inconsistencies might arise because I record under my bed, get over it. Hit play and if possible enjoy.
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#49 BIKE KWA PLOT NI YA PEDII!!
In this episode I talk about Bidden freeing stoners, snake bites in Baringo, hero complex, successful people routines, neighborhood sting operations, TikTok food critics and a lot more shithousery.
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#48 KENYAN MIRANDA RIGHTS.
in this episode I speak on derailment, your Miranda rights , being overambitious, girls fighting testicular cancer, Sakaja's suggestion box, sex surveys and more shithousery. Hit play and enjoy.
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#47 WHO LIES ABOUT GETTING CIRCUMCISED?
Lies are a big part of our lives, in this episode I talk about some of my childhood lies and some articles i saw on the internet. Hit play and enjoy.
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#46 THE GENERATION OF CASUAL SEX
INTRO SONG- MEDII BY SAUCEBOIZ In this episode I talk about Kenyan innovations, the importance we put on peoples opinions, African first aid in Nigeria parliament ,if there's a word for casual sex in your mother tongue and a lot more shithousery. hit play and enjoy.
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#8your dick is not your friend
in this episode The Black Aristotle is joined by Nimrod in a crowded dojo, We spark a little, sip a little and talk a lot. we talk reparations for colonization, Onyancha's release, the police, calling out the president, aliens and a lot of shithousery. The boys are in the background vibing.…
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#1QUARTER NA NYONGI
In this inaugural episode The black Aristotle and Greystudiosk.e are choping it up just to get a feel of the airwaves. They talk about how girls are terrible at marinating boys, gay moments , tiger woods body count. Cameo appearance by Autumn vuji .
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#2BOTTLE TALES
In this episode the Black Aristotle is joined by two idiots and a bottle. We try and talk about the days of our lives, stumble to some flight lessons and stories 10,00kms away. I hope you enjoy especially on this date. Take your vitamins peacefully. Music by sauceboiz, Kevin grey and Autumn vuji.
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#3Nataka dem lakini staki dem single.
Welcome to episode 4. Jacob" the black Aristotle" and Eugene " waveslikesummer/linky saucboi" welcome you into their world with another production filled with shithousery. We try and hold discussions about mental health, exes, the police ,sex playlists and movies. Hope you enjoy.
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#4started a pod because I couldn't afford therapy
on this episode The Black Aristotle, Jacob, speaks on why he started the pod, reflects on his past relationships and on the sex life of a termite. welcome to my first solo episode. take a seat on the couch and listen to me therapize myself. playlist from 'pieces of a man' by Mick Jenkins.
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#5Robbery with Defilement
Another solo flight from the Black Aristotle. in this episode I talk about how many times I've been robbed, gain function research, ,aliens in Zimbabwe, waiguru pulling a tekashi, the first group of men to get fare and a lot of shithousery. so get comfortable and listen to me therapize myself....
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#6Pornhub page 38
in this episode the Black Aristotle links up with Nimrod and Bobby. here we talk about the decongesting of the CBD, personal fight records, period sex, hot showers reduce your sperm count and a boatload of shithousery. so sit down, relax and enjoy.
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#7you proposed, she said no, ukasema ni prank.
In this episode, The Black Aristotle is joined by ,his favorite miscreant, Eugene aka waveslikesummer aka linky . They lament on relationships, talk anime vs hentai, Subaru boys and the homie linky is called out for celebrating our friendship anniversary. shout out to the homies Eka12, Space…
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#9kila mtu ni mrembo kwa giza
In this episode, The Black Aristotle is Joined by Emma a.k.a Blue. we talk about Bread crumbing, Jesus hitting on Simon Peter's sister, the dating age gap, things people turn into their personalities and narrates the first time she ever saw a joint. I also introduce madlibs at the end of the...
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#11How long is a long time?
In this Episode the Black Aristotle finally reveals that Dojo Gnosis is just a glorified trap house. He is joined by the trap generals Gede, Baroz and the homie in the corner Willis. we try to define dry spells as it becomes a national disaster, the age we are willing to stop coitus, Baroz shares...
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#10"She's not my girl...watu hupiga tu picha!"
in this episode, the Black Aristotle is hanging with the homie NINO. They reminisce on their 9 year friendship, talk about Wanjigi for president, job interviews, the best way to break up. Nino calls out the black Aristotle for eating from his plate and lends an ear as he laments on the…
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#12Nyamba lakini isinuke
The boys are back in the trap. The Black Aristotle is joined by the trap generals Gede, Nimrod, Nino and the nigger Willis whose posted up in the corner as usual. the episodes kicks off with the boys lamenting on their girl troubles and somehow end up talking about sponyos, childhood traumas and...
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#13A mother slept sonless
In this episode, The Black Aristotle is back in the trap with Gede, Nimrod and Willis. The big homie Polanski pulls up to give game on how to behave when being sponsored, we dive into a religious rabbit hole, Nimrod claims he has never been cockblocked and we learn there's always a better man for...
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#14You cant live your dream na unalala uchi
In this episode The Black Aristotle sits with the Trap General. in our conversation we learn that not everyone is suffering, its just you, the brejin tries to test my loyalty. we also touch on how to identify who to confide in and as usual we teach the people on how to steal data from safaricom.…
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#15This pod is for those who check the calendar after seeing their M-pesa balance.
In this episode, The Black Aristotle is joined by the OG Nimrod, the brejin Nino as usual joins mid session. we talk on matters ranging from people caught having an orgy at 3 am, the new illuminati and end it on a man being sentenced to one year for touching another mans butt. This weeks trap...
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#16This is for the girls who want to be just friends until it's time to pay the bill
In this episode The Black Aristotle is joined by Autumn Vuji and purple drippin. we address school burning, the shoebox is Jacob's bank, police shooting themselves in the foot, the golden penis syndrome and a lot more shithousery. hit play and enjoy.
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#17This pod is for those who hug the uber driver goodnight.
in this episode The Black Aristotle is in conversation with the trap generals Nino and Gede. the dojo is offering girlfriend appeasement services and lessons on how to be a better man. Nino is done being a backup dancer and jacob considers girls who fall on a night out as persons with…
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#18This is for the fat people that sound thin
In this episode The Black Aristotle is joined by The Kenyan Watermelon. we talk about local racism, math being taught on pornhub and new years should come with a disclaimer. I am also told how i sound skinnier than I look among other shithousery. Hit play and enjoy. intro song- cell therapy by...
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#19 NI CON KWA HAIR KULIKO FARE
In tis episode Nimrod wants people to get straight to the point, Kenya has more bullets than guns and the dream university merger is the one with girls on only fans. we also discuss if boys should send fare , early music influences and learn the brejin Baroz learnt to be a con in boarding.
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