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Get Away with Mother: A Murderously Childish Storytelling Event & Show!
by Get Away with Mother: A Murder
Hello, my child. This is your MOTHER speaking. Don’t believe me? Well, if I weren’t your MOTHER, then how would I know how many times I dropped you on your head, or how upset I was when the abortionist told me you were too far along to purge from my unwilling womb? There, there, now. Don’t cry. MOTHER IS HERE. And she has many special stories she wants to tell you. Fantasy epics, inbred debauchery, unicorns, dead children. So rest your head, little one, and let MOTHER tell you a story.
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Oopsies! Chapter 19: The Whoopseers and the Whoopsydeadsy Door!
Series? Whoopsies! Act? 1! Chapter? 19! Narrator? YOUR MOTHER!
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Oopsies! Chapter 18 - The Blasphemously Blue Hippo!
Series? Whoopsies! Act? 1! Chapter? 18! Narrator? YOUR MOTHER!
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Oopsies! Chapter 17 - If You Hate Something, Fughking Stab It!
Series? Whoopsies! Act? 1! Chapter? 17! Narrator? YOUR MOTHER!
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Oopsies! Chapter 16 - One Eye is Better than None!
Series? Whoopsies! Act? 1! Chapter? 16! Narrator? YOUR MOTHER!
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Oopsies! Chapter 15: He Just Can’t Shoot No Unicorn!
Series? Whoopsies! Act? 1! Chapter? 15! Narrator? YOUR MOTHER!
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Oopsies! Chapter 14: Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!
Series? Whoopsies! Act? 1! Chapter? 14! Narrator? YOUR MOTHER!
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Oopsies! Chapter 13: Well, Smutch His Wife Up Her Hooch!
Series? Whoopsies! Act? 1! Chapter? 13! Narrator? YOUR MOTHER!
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Oopsies! Chapter 12: Chop, Chop, Yuck, Yuck!
Series? Whoopsies! Act? 1! Chapter? 12! Narrator? YOUR MOTHER!
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Oopsies! Chapter 11: Doggy Wants a Bone!
Series? Whoopsies! Act? 1! Chapter? 11! Narrator? YOUR MOTHER!
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Oopsies! Chapter 10: Oh, if That Cat’s Asshole Could Talk!
Series? Whoopsies! Act? 1! Chapter? 10! Narrator? YOUR MOTHER!
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Oopsies! Chapter 9: You Never Eat the Ones You Love!
Series? Whoopsies! Act? 1! Chapter? 9! Narrator? YOUR MOTHER!
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Oopsies! Chapter 8: Wow, Ain’t Life Great?!
Series? Whoopsies! Act? 1! Chapter? 8! Narrator? YOUR MOTHER!
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Oopsies! Chapter 7: Chomp, Chomp, Yum, Yum!
Series? Whoopsies! Act? 1! Chapter? 7! Narrator? YOUR MOTHER!
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Oopsies! Chapter 6: I Hear He Uses Soap!
Series? Whoopsies! Act! 1? Chapter? 6! Narrator? YOUR MOTHER!
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Oopsies! Chapter 5: Life on Loonutickugh!
Series? Whoopsies! Act? 1 Oopsies! Chapter? 5! Narrator? YOUR MOTHER!
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Oopsies! Chapter 4: Kidnapping is Hard!
Series? Whoopsies! Act? 1 Oopsies! Chapter? 4! Narrator? YOUR MOTHER.
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Oopsies! Chapter 3: Go the Fughk to Sleep!
Series? Whoopsies! Act? 1! Chapter 3! Narrator? YOUR MOTHER!
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Oopsies! Chapter 2: My, What Black Eyes You Have!
Series? Whoopsies! Act? 1! Chapter? 2! Narrator? YOUR MOTHER!
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Oopsies! Chapter 1: Sounds Fun!
Series? Whoopsies! Act? 1 Oopsies! Chapter? 1! Narrator? YOUR MOTHER!
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Hello, My Children. This is Your Mother Speaking.
Shut up and listen, darlings.
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Hello, my child. This is your MOTHER speaking. Don’t believe me? Well, if I weren’t your MOTHER, then how would I know how many times I dropped you on your head, or how upset I was when the abortionist told me you were too far along to purge from my unwilling womb? There, there, now. Don’t cry. MOTHER IS HERE. And she has many special stories she wants to tell you. Fantasy epics, inbred debauchery, unicorns, dead children. So rest your head, little one, and let MOTHER tell you a story.
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