Get Off My Lawn

G'day GOML Army and welcome to another episdoe of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast.Tune in for a mix of laughter, commentary, and a healthy dose of skepticism as we navigate the wild landscape of modern culture. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and join the GOML Army on social media!Thanks for listening, and remember: if you see something ridiculous online, we want to hear about it!Want to contribute? Send us your recommendations for content via email or join our Discord community!Our Links->00:00:00 - Dinner Outfit Debate00:00:53 - Podcast Intro and Theme Song00:01:18 - Welcome to Episode 2000:02:02 - Contact Information and Social Media00:02:23 - Dave's New Motorbike Story00:05:46 - Life Advice: Beg for Forgiveness00:06:20 - Trump and Tylenol Controversy00:08:13 - Crazy Tylenol Guy00:11:28 - ICE Raid and Job Application00:13:26 - Gen Z vs. Gen Zed00:16:00 - Trans Kids and Parental Influence00:22:18 - Kinder Stories and Innocence of Kids00:24:22 - Australian Wisdom on Coal and Electricity00:27:15 - Daniel Alexander's Disappearance00:30:12 - Dear Dave: Celiac Disease and Mother-in-Law00:35:12 - Listener Email from Blake00:37:03 - Outro and Final Thoughts#GetOffMyLawnpodcast #Molly #Tylenol #Panadol #Advil #Nurofen #DonaldTrump #JFKJr .#DanielAlexander #Celiacdisease #Climatechange Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

G'day GOML Army, and welcome to episode 19 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast!🎙️ From Gen Z's petrol station anxiety to a man trying to join a wolf pack, Episode 19 of Get Off My Lawn is packed with laughs and surprises.Tune in for a mix of laughter, commentary, and a healthy dose of skepticism as we navigate the wild landscape of modern culture. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and join the GOML Army on social media!Want to contribute? Send us your recommendations for content via email or join our Discord community!Thanks for listening, and remember: if you see something ridiculous online, we want to hear about it!Our Links->Timestamps00:00:00 - Stubby Holder Collection Rules00:00:51 - Rite of Passage at Outback Pubs00:02:18 - Podcast Introduction and Hosts00:03:11 - Gavin McGuinness Confusion00:04:38 - Callback to Telephobia Segment00:05:15 - Young Drivers Nervous at Petrol Stations00:08:50 - Gen Z Petrol Station Anxiety00:09:47 - Scrolling into Stupid: Introduction00:10:09 - R Word Controversy00:12:24 - Farmer Fran 's Sporn Crop Satire00:15:35 - CNN and Occupied Democrats Fall for Satire00:18:47 - Wolf Furry Mauled by Real Wolves00:22:07 - Stone Skimming Championship Cheating Scandal00:27:42 - ICE Jacket Prank at Home Depot00:30:31 - Scrolling into Stupid: Conclusion00:30:42 - Cooked Unit of the Week: Mike Holston00:33:59 - Mike Holston Wrestling Crocodiles00:36:01 - Mike Holston 's Illegal Zoo and Legal Issues00:42:18 - Mike Holston 's Snake Encounter 00:45:08 - Mike Holston Allergic to Animals 00:50:25 - Dear Dave: Karmic Orgy Dilemma#Trigender #Superhuman #vegan #poopknife #newpodcast #indiepodcast #comedy #comedypodcast #Indiepodcast #deardave #orgies #orgy #mikholston #getoffmylawn #gavinmcguiness #ice #cookedunit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

G'day GOML Army, and welcome to episode 18 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast!🤔 What does it mean to be trigender? And how do you become superhuman with a $2,000 workshop? Find out in the latest episode of Get Off My Lawn, where we explore the strange and funny side of social media trends and the weird individuals involved.Plus, we introduce our new segment, Cooked Unit of the Week , where we highlight the most outrageous characters making waves online.Tune in for a mix of laughter, commentary, and a healthy dose of skepticism as we navigate the wild landscape of modern culture. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and join the GOML Army on social media!Want to contribute? Send us your recommendations for content via email or join our Discord community!Thanks for listening, and remember: if you see something ridiculous online, we want to hear about it!Our Links->#Trigender #Superhuman #vegan #poopknife #newpodcast #indiepodcast #comedy #comedypodcast #Indiepodcast #deardave #eesystem #thelightsystem #tashpeterson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

G 'day Goml Army! Welcome to Episode 17 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast, where we dive into the quirks of social media, millennials, Gen Z, and anything else that makes us laugh. Join us as we navigate through a series of hilarious and bizarre stories. Full of Nunchcuks and dillusional f*cks.So, plonk yourself down in your favourite chair, put on some headphone, grab a glass of what ever takes your fancy and join us for some mid level mirth and mediocre advice.Thanks for Listening and we'll catchya next episode.Our Links->Video Links:Curry Cobainhttps://x.com/chatmusiccc/status/1927033060740010312Town Hall crazyhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thesavagevic/video/7292232146201218346Telephobiahttps://youtu.be/wYZ4zdCPjAE?si=hiCNecFzakHHjPJa What’s going on in. NSW?2GB NSW education memohttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DLT-ElWvVaI/?igsh=MWRrZWx1ZjUxdHV1cA==Dilusional Transhttps://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1931001554833740020Trans Datinghttps://x.com/AntiWokeMemes/status/1934370834606424261 Real women don't scratch their balls.Quasimodohttps://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1928471475813568921 WTFGay Dogshttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DKzZ4eFI-6B/?igsh=NXNvZnJjeWJsZ2doMortal Instrumentshttps://x.com/LibOrNormal/status/1934234011171217556Woke Dad-Great start coffee carthttps://www.instagram.com/the_great_start_coffee_cart/ 2 Kilns, over 10k donated and not much toshow for it.Tape measurehttps://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7520314145196068126 What the fuck are you measuring with that?Main Character-Nunchuck Tylorhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/74wp8Q2DJK0 Are you upset?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z4ZtLTqGr3c DoomBlast from the pasthttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DIkwVDfyR8Z/#Podcast #Comedy #SocialMedia #Millennials #GenZ #Mukbang #Telephobia #Transgender #NunchuckTyler #DanielAlexander #GetOffMyLawn #woke Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

G'Day GOML Army and welcome back to Episode 16 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast!In this episode, we dive into a variety of humerous topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought....and some nausea.From the absurdity of pizza-flavored snacks to the quirks of Tourette's Uber drivers, we've got it all covered. Plus, we introduce a new segment and a New game: "Scrollin' into Stupid" and "The Boomer Translater Game".So, plonk yourself down in your favourite chair, put on some headphone, grab a glass of what ever takes your fancy and join us for some mid level mirth and mediocre advice.Thanks for Listening and we'll catchya next episode.Our Links->Timestamps 00:00:00 - Pizza Flavored Snacks Rant : Hosts discuss their disdain for pizza-flavored snacks and how they don't taste like actual pizza.  00:02:40 - Podcast Introduction : Introduction to the "Get Off My Lawn" podcast, hosts Darren and Dave, and their social media handles.  00:04:15 - Weekly Recap : Darren and Dave talk about their uneventful week and briefly mention a rugby match.  00:04:27 - Callback to Previous Episode : Discussion about a controversial statement from a previous episode regarding redheads.  00:07:17 - Redhead Fetishization : Hosts discuss the fetishization of redheads and share personal anecdotes.  00:11:42 - Boomer Translator Game : A new segment where Dave tries to translate Gen Z slang into Gen X speak.  00:16:19 - Scrolling into Stupid : Introduction to a segment featuring bizarre and funny internet finds.  00:17:09 - Tourette 's Uber Driver: A humorous look at an Uber driver with Tourette's syndrome.  00:20:00 - Scottish Tourette 's Driving Lesson: A Scottish girl with Tourette's takes a driving lesson, leading to hilarious interactions.  00:24:05 - Baylen 's Tourette's: Discussion about Baelin, a Tourette's influencer, and her frustrations with people mimicking her tics.  00:32:31 - Baylen 's Cameo: Baelin's Cameo service and the cost of her personalized videos.  00:35:19 - Ford Ute Critique : Comedian Chris D'Elia criticizes an iconic Australian Ford Ute, leading to a passionate defense from the hosts.  00:39:19 - Chris D 'Elia's Comedy: A critique of Chris D'Elia's stand-up comedy and his use of crowd work.  00:41:19 - Will It Spider? : Introduction to Russ.eats, who tests various drinks to see if they make good spiders (floats).  00:48:09 - Russ.eats Cake Review : Russ reviews a Woolies Mud Cake, finding it disappointing despite eating half of it.  00:51:19 - Plant-Based Bailey 's Review: Russ reviews a plant-based Bailey's drink, giving it a positive rating. 00:52:24 - Conclusion of Scrolling into Stupid : Wrapping up the segment with a positive note on Russ.eats.  00:52:34 - Teaser for Next Episode : A teaser for the next episode featuring AI-generated content. 00:53:20 - Woke Dad Ai 00:54:10 - Dear Dave 01:00:16 - Outro- Sign off#wokedad #woke #chrisdelia #tourettes #genz #boomer #genx #ai #fordute #baylen #uberdriver Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

G'Day GOML Army and welcome back to Episode 15 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast!In this episode, we dive into a variety of humerous topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought....and some nausea. From Unexpected online shopping discoveries, to Eye Candy Lawn Carers and Agender Pride???So, plonk yourself down in your favourite chair, put on some headphone, grab a glass of what ever takes your fancy and join us for some mirth and mediocre advice. Thanks for Listening and we'll catchya next episode.Our Links->Timestamps00:00:00 - Remote Control Car Dilemma Discussion about finding the perfect remote control car for a granddaughter's birthday and the unexpected items found while browsing online.00:03:00 - Welcome to Get Off My Lawn Podcast Introduction of the hosts and the podcast's focus on social media quirks and generational humor.00:04:10 - Dave 's Bakery Experience Dave shares a humorous story about his experience at a bakery in a small town and the locals he encountered.00:07:00 - Katie Payne 's TikTok Delusion Analysis of a TikTok video by Katie Payne claiming to be "the black people of white people" and the absurdity of her statements.00:12:00 - Cultural Appropriation and Identity Discussion on cultural appropriation and the confusion surrounding identity as expressed by Katie Payne.00:18:00 - Folks Therapist and Moon Water Introduction to a "folks therapist" and the bizarre concept of moon water, along with commentary on modern therapy practices.00:25:00 - Agender Pride Day Celebration Fuzz99 (Mac) celebrates Agender Pride Day and discusses the validity of agender identities.00:30:00 - Haircut Celebration Fuzz99 expresses excitement over a recent haircut during Pride Month, highlighting the attention-seeking behavior.00:35:00 - Dear Dave: Distracting Neighbor A listener's dilemma about a shirtless neighbor mowing the lawn and whether to address the distraction.00:40:00 - Public Service Announcement A humorous PSA about the nature of jokes and humor in the podcast.00:41:30 - Thought for the Day Closing thoughts on pronouns and creative self-expression, wrapping up the episode.Video LinksKAYTPAGNEhttps://www.tiktok.com/@kaytpagne/video/7503715836780219679 Just in case you weren't convinced she is crazy….https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1854660577727037819?s=46&t=AsJMFC6J4IvG3Md797np0wWhat_the_FOLX! https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1825310365158420668?s=46&t=AsJMFC6J4IvG3Md797np0w  FUZZZ99/MAC  https://www.tiktok.com/@fuzzz99/video/7506310952011386158 Pride haircut timehttps://www.tiktok.com/@fuzzz99/video/7512619367176097066#lgbtia+ #pride #podcast #aussiepodcast #australia #gingers #trans #folx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

G'Day GOML Army and welcome to Episode 14 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast!In this episode, Daz and Dave dive into a variety of topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought. From Tuppaware conspiracies to the bizarre lives of Furries. We also have a go at our old fav's, Vegans and Flat Earther's. Oh, yeah we also meet....Mac(Cue palm to face).Thanks for Listening and we'll catchya next episode.Our Links->Timestamps:00:00 The Tupperware Dilemma01:59 Welcome to the Get Off My Lawn Podcast02:51 Electric Scooters: For Kids or Adults?06:06 Flat Earth Theories Debunked09:32 The Vegan Debate11:32 Vegan Influencer's Tragic End15:54 Vegan Activist Tash Peterson21:40 Energy Drink Reviews30:00 Wrestling and Coors Light32:05 Late Night Shenanigans33:15 Introducing Lucky Schmitz35:05 Furry Culture Discussion37:11 Furry Student Controversy41:35 Meet Mac: A TikTok Journey48:42 Dear Dave: Spiritually Stalked57:41 Final Thoughts and Farewell After Credit- https://x.com/marycatedelvey#flatearth #Vegan #transgender #tuppaware #scooters #podcast #newepisode #indiepodcaster #furry #furries #deardave #stalkers #comedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

G'Day GOML Army and welcome to Episode 13 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast!In this episode, Daz and Dave dive into a variety of topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought. From gym rants to the bizarre concept of "soaking," and a hilarious take on DEI, this episode has it all(Maybe not everything, but a bit of stuff).Thanks for Listening and we'll catchya next episode.Our Links->Timestamps 00:00:00 - Gym Rant : Hosts discuss frustrations with people using phones at the gym. 00:01:54 - Podcast Introduction : Introduction to the Get Off My Lawn podcast and its hosts. 00:03:27 - Soaking Explained : Explanation of the Mormon practice of soaking and jump humping. 00:08:22 - Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) : Discussion on DEI hiring practices and their implications. 00:12:21 - Millennial Couple in ISIS Territory : Story of a millennial couple killed while biking through ISIS territory. 00:15:30 - Australian Weatherman on Climate Change : Humorous take on climate change by an Australian weatherman. 00:16:54 - TikTok Rant : Hosts discuss a TikTok video featuring a person complaining about their day. 00:22:00 - CC 's Flat Earth Theories: Checking in with CC from New York and his flat earth theories. 00:29:57 - Daniel Alexander 's Mug Story: Daniel Alexander shares a story about a mug he made and a customer's reaction. 00:34:02 - Daniel Alexander 's PSA: Daniel Alexander warns about the dangers of certain societal groups. 00:35:19 - Sonotropo Anyoato 's TikToks: Introduction to the eccentric TikToker Sonotropo Anyoato. 00:38:22 - Dear Dave Segment : A listener asks for advice on how to handle her husband wearing a leopard print thong. 00:42:24 - Podcast Closing : Hosts wrap up the episode and encourage listener engagement.#wokedad #flatearth #TikTok #Millenial #genz #morman #soaking #genx #woke #antiwoke Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

G'day GOML Army and welcome back to another fun packed edition of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast.In this episode we once again dive into a mix of hilarious anecdotes, social commentary, and listener dilemmas.Trav-A tale as old as time. Young, independant and needs a sugar daddy.Woke weirdosTourettes againNew Flat Earth folliesWoke DadDear DaveThanks for Listening and we'll catchya next episode.Our Links->Timestamps·        00:00 - Intro and Trav's Incident·        04:34 - Gen Z Struggles·        10:29 - Non-Binary Work Issues·        15:01 - Missing Cousin Plea·        20:00 - Flat-Earther Rant·        30:00 - Woke Dad Discussion·        40:00 - Dear Dave Segment#woke #wokedad #funny #nofilter #friends #genz #millennials #Comedy #DearDave #Podcast #whoarethesesocials #WATP #sexycandles Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

G'day GOML Army and welcome back to another fun packed edition of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast.In this episode we dive into a mix of hilarious anecdotes, social commentary, and listener dilemmas. Road Rage and Racial StereotypesX TreasuresValentina Gomez - The No-BS PoliticianDear Dave SegmentShoutouts to Matt S and MR C( I called him MR G?) for the loyal listens and interaction. Thanks for listening, catch-ya next episode.Timestamps00:00:00 - Camping Stories and Evening Gowns00:03:14 - Podcast Introduction and Hosts ' Banter00:05:02 - Driving Game: Asian, Australian, Indian00:08:17 - TikTok Highlights: Spelling and Math Lessons00:13:32 - Roadblock of Justice: Breakdown Lane Hero00:17:20 - Plus-Sized Complaints on a Plane00:20:14 - Naked Man on a Train: Aussie Intervention00:23:19 - Valentina Gomez: No BS Campaign00:25:34 - Aged Urine: Drinking and Topical Application00:29:55 - Dear Dave: Pole Dancing Dilemma00:36:08 - Listener Shoutouts and Show Wrap-Up#dragqueens #heroorvillain #funny #nofilter #friends #genz #millennials #Comedy #DearDave #Podcast #poledancing #ValentinaGomez #wokemindvirus Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey GOMLARMY, Welcome back to another episode where Dave and I laugh at stupid stuff on the internet, make fun of the woke mob and blame the ills of the world on the last couple of generations.This week:- We hear from Dave on his expedition into the centre of Australia and its surprising amount of pubs.-We make an apology for an international incident.-Baylen has gone off the rails!-A momentous introduction to a 'Unique' individual.-We end of the episode with a cultural conundrum. Thanks for listening.Our Links->·      Video Linkshttps://www.tiktok.com/@baylen.dupree/video/7393516308190711086 Baylenhttps://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7284749314373504299 mall interactionhttps://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7266179882298772779 tattoohttps://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7215712749131713838 name changeTimestamps00:00:00 - Night Out Observations : Dave shares a story about a night out with the boss, observing young men drinking cocktails and young women drinking beers.00:01:36 - Podcast Introduction : Introduction to the Get Off My Lawn podcast with hosts Darren and Dave, including their social media handles and a mention of their competition with Gavin McGinnis.00:02:51 - International Incident Apology : Dave apologizes for an Australian breakdancer's poor performance at the Olympic Games, leading to a humorous discussion about breakdancing.00:05:03 - Dave 's Outback Adventure: Dave recounts his recent trip through the Simpson Desert, including a breakdown and an innovative repair using a winch rope.00:11:09 - Australian Outback Vastness : Discussion about the vastness of Australian outback stations, including the size of the largest station in Australia.00:13:03 - Podcast Milestone : Celebration of the podcast's 10th episode and a transition to funnier topics.00:13:30 - Baylen Dupree 's New Tic: Introduction to Baylen Dupree and her new tic, leading to a humorous critique of her behaviour.00:18:59 - Introduction to Woke Dad : Introduction to Daniel Alexander, also known as Woke Dad, and his quest for internet fame through virtue signalling.00:25:59 - Woke Dad 's Tattoo Story: Woke Dad shares a story about getting a new tattoo and an interaction with a woman at the store, leading to a discussion about his credibility.00:30:55 - Woke Dad 's Son's Name Change: Woke Dad talks about allowing his son to change his name, leading to a critique of his parenting style.00:36:07 - Dear Dave: Cultural Appropriation : A listener asks for advice on wearing traditional clothing from different cultures without offending anyone, leading to humorous suggestions from Dave.00:43:05 - Podcast Wrap-Up : Closing remarks, including a call to action for listeners to subscribe, follow, and send in their problems for Dave to address. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, Get Off My Lawn Army!Welcome back to another episode where Dave and I laugh at stupid stuff on the internet, make fun of the woke mob and blame the ills of the world on the last couple of generations.This week:Lizard Man Anecdote:We kicked off the episode with a hilarious and somewhat bizarre story about a long-time visitor to Dave's shop, affectionately known as "Lizard Man."TV Show Rant - The Boys:Dave shared his thoughts on the TV show "The Boys,"Protester Fails:We had a good laugh at some protester failsFlat Earth Mark Update:We revisited Flat Earth Mark, and his disturbing revelations about his past.Dear Dave:Dave and I helped out a meat challenged listener.Knife Fail Clip:We wrapped up the episode with a funny clip of a guy testing a pocket knife, only to quickly realize the folly of his actions.Contact Information:·        Instagram, Facebook & X: @GomlArmy·        Email: [email protected] (Subject: Dear Dave)Video Linkshttps://x.com/ausiecountryboy/status/1784879697492431305?s=46&t=AsJMFC6J4IvG3Md797np0w protest festival look at Melbournehttps://x.com/gandhiaoc/status/1785582537537995218?s=46&t=AsJMFC6J4IvG3Md797np0w audible protest removerhttps://youtu.be/UyIgOqzbMFE?si=lOd4Y4aEGKerqIIo anti Israel protester in Hollandhttps://x.com/clownworld_/status/1805982908982960291?s=61&t=21WvB0Cl82HQs0pTN6ME3Q rope over roadhttps://youtu.be/dG9Y7oicolc?si=9m925p2aTjp9XYst Fake protestorhttps://www.tiktok.com/@bungeemarkofficial/video/7343137898503359746 Flat earthhttps://www.tiktok.com/@bungeemarkofficial/video/7343234332879883521 Markhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/C8hZ35UBBKM/?igsh=MWk1YnBwM3d1ZXJuaw== Hobby HorseTimestamps00:00:00 - Lizard Man 's Visits: .00:05:08 - Podcast Introduction :00:07:38 - TV Show "The Boys":00:13:06 - Melbourne 's Protest Culture: .00:15:09 - Protester Fails :00:19:25 - Protesters and Barricades :00:21:31 - Attention-Seeking Protester :00:25:20 - Flat Earth Mark 's Citizen's Arrest:00:34:39 - Hobby Horsing Championships :00:43:54 - Dear Dave: Vexed Vegan :00:52:00 - Knife Testing Fail :#comedy #theboys #vegan #flatearth #hobbyhorsing #trending #podcast #podcastingIntro & Outro Music by Udio ai. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back, GOML Army!In this episode, we dive into a variety of topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought(No promises though). From the irresistible allure of Tim Tams, to the intricacies of the English language and the absurdity of hobby horsing, this episode has it all!(Oh, and more DID system's, I cant help it they're funny)Episode Highlights:·        Tim Tams Addiction : Are Tim Tams the biscuit equivalent of heroin? Darren and Dave share their hilarious experiences with these addictive treats.·        Traffic Rants : Dave vents about the daily frustrations of commuting, including reckless drivers and traffic diversions.·        Mark McGowan 's COVID Message: A look back at the controversial COVID message aimed at the Indigenous population in Western Australia.·        Greta Thunberg 's Early Speech: A humorous take on one of Greta's early speeches about saving the banks to save the world.·        Key and Peele 's Influence: A funny comparison to a viral graduation name-calling video reminiscent of Key and Peele's famous sketch.·        Dear Dave : This week's advice segment tackles a sensitive issue about a partner's secret OnlyFans account.·        Hobby Horsing : Discover the bizarre world of hobby horsing and why it's causing such a stir.GOML LINKS->Video LinksMcGowan GretaCollege NamesTherians & QuadrobicsHobby HorsingTimestamps00:00:00 - Tim Tams and Mint Slices: The Addictive Biscuits 00:02:20 - Podcast Introduction and Hosts 00:03:31 - How to Contact the Show 00:04:10 - Traffic Woes and Bad Drivers 00:06:25 - Post-COVID Driving Observations 00:06:50 - The Mystery of Dave's Tree 00:08:22 - Discovering the Yuzu Lemon Tree 00:09:30 - Listener Demographics and Shoutouts 00:10:11 - Mark McGowan and COVID Policies 00:15:46 - The Ridiculousness of the Translation 00:17:56 - Greta Thunberg's Bank Statement 00:19:49 - Key and Peele's Name Sketch 00:20:46 - Mispronounced Graduation Names 00:22:28 - The Realness of the Graduation Clip 00:24:17 - Callback to Quadrobics and DID Systems 00:25:09 - Osa's Therian Identity 00:26:24 - Quadrobics and Therian Connection 00:27:17 - Therian Alters in DID Systems 00:28:46 - The Increase in Crazy People 00:31:12 - Dear Dave: Partner's OnlyFans Account00:38:49 - Hobby Horsing as a Sport 00:44:08 - Top 10 Crazy Sports Idea 00:44:56  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey there Get Off MY Lawn Army! Welcome back to another episode of the Podcast, where we, your hosts Darren and Dave, dive into the quirks of social media, the antics of millennials and Gen Z, and anything else that catches our attention. #GOMLARMYWe kicked off with some updates:·        We're now on Locals and Rumble! While we don't have videos up yet, stay tuned for future content.Thong GateDave shared a personal tragedy involving his favourite pair of Havaiana thongs. After a mishap on his lawn, he blew out the front plug of his right thong. However, in a stroke of luck, he found two right thongs in his cupboard, albeit in different colours. This led to a humorous discussion about the durability of thongs and sandals.Main SegmentsFlat Earth TheoriesWe introduced a local character from Cairns, known as Bungie Mark on TikTok. Mark is a flat earther with some unique theories about how planes should fly if the Earth were a globe. His demonstrations using a globe and a dare ice coffee bottle provided us with plenty of laughs and head-scratching moments.Dear DaveWe received our first "Dear Dave" letter from an anonymous listener(Well he was anonymous for a little while). The listener is in a relationship with a girl who has expressed interest in a threesome involving another guy. This led to a deep dive into the complexities of relationships, trust, and personal boundaries. Dave offered some thoughtful, albeit humorous, advice on navigating this tricky situation.Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID)We revisited the topic of DID with a new character, Solar, who has multiple alters. Solar's system includes a variety of personalities, including a bird named Kestrel and a non-human from Pluto. We explored the complexities and challenges of living with DID, providing both insight and entertainment.Thanks for tuning in, and we'll catch you next time on the Get Off My Lawn podcast!Darren & Dave. Get Off My Lawn Links-> Timestamps00:00:00 - Introduction and Banter 00:00:51 - Podcast Introduction 00:01:35 - Social Media and Video Plans 00:02:37 - Personal Struggles and Thong Tragedy 00:04:44 - Thong Preferences and Stories 00:07:05 - Thong Saga Continues 00:07:15 - First Subject: Flat Earther from Cairns 00:08:39 - Flat Earth Demonstration with Plane and Globe 00:10:01 - Flat Earth Logic Explained 00:11:20 - Critique of Flat Earther's Logic 00:13:24 - Further Flat Earth Demonstrations 00:16:03 - Gravity and Flat Earth 00:18:06 - Helicopter and Flat Earth 00:19:09 - Fake Earth Photos and Illusions 00:20:10 - Amusement Park Illusion 00:21:07 - Historical Flat Earth Claims 00:22:43 - Overthrowing the Government and Log Ride 00:24:06 - Teaser for Dear Dave Segment 00:24:27 - Dear Dave: Threesome Dilemma 00:27:28 - Dave's Advice on Threesome Dilemma 00:33:38 - Alternative Solutions for Threesome Dilemma 00:34:04 - Conclusion of Dear Dave Segment 00:35:24 - Introduction to Solar System (DID System) 00:36:53 - River's Introduction and System Explanation 00:39:02 - Solar System's Social Media and Contact 00:41:05 - Kestrel's Introduction 00:44:08 - Kestrel's Role and Fusion Explanation 00:47:59 - Kuiper Belt Liaison and Headspace Modifications 00:50:56 - Kestrel's Internal Role and Fusion Process #dissociativeidentitydisorder #did #flatearth #flatearthtruth #flatearthsociety #threesomes #swingers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another episode of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast, where we, your hosts Darren and Dave, dive into the quirks of social media, the antics of millennials and Gen Z, and anything else that catches our attention.In this week’s episode of Get Off My Lawn, Darren and Dave ask the hard-hitting questions about:-Dogs in shops-The prophecies of one Greta Thunberg-The logic behind flat earth theories-D.I.D scams...I mean systems on TikTok-Horrible Identity comedy-Masking in 2024-Life Hacks for not working.Tune in for a dose of good laughs and unexpected insights! Remember, Don't Break Rule 1!Get Off My Lawn LinksTimestamps00:00:00 - Introduction and Casual ChatDarren and Dave start the podcast with a casual conversation about YouTube distractions and cosplay.00:01:18 - Welcome and Podcast ThemeThe hosts introduce the podcast, mentioning its focus on mocking social media trends and generational quirks.00:03:03 - Rant About Dogs in ShopsDave discusses his annoyance with dogs being allowed in retail environments.00:06:08 - Climate Change DiscussionThe hosts sarcastically discuss climate change predictions and Greta Thunberg's statements.00:09:10 - Electric Vehicles and ESG ScoresDiscussion on the rise of electric vehicles and the impact of Environmental, Social, and Governance (ESG) scores on businesses.00:11:57 - Flat Earth TheoriesThe hosts mock flat earth theorists and discuss bizarre flat earth models.00:15:12 - Bible References in ScienceDiscussion on how some people use religious texts to argue against scientific facts.00:17:42 - More Flat Earth DiscussionContinuation of mocking flat earth theories, focusing on the absurdity of some claims.00:20:21 - Plans for the WeekendCasual chat about upcoming plans for the weekend, including a trip and enjoying a public holiday.00:23:24 - Transgender Issues and Social Media ReactionsThe hosts discuss a viral story about a transgender individual claiming to be pregnant and the social media reactions.00:26:17 - DID and Multiple Personalities on Social MediaDiscussion on people claiming to have Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) on social media platforms.00:30:23 - Stand-Up Comedy and Identity PoliticsThe hosts critique a stand-up comedian who discusses their multiple identities and the challenges of defining oneself.00:35:14 - Testosterone and Gender Identity in ComedyA continuation of the discussion on the stand-up comedian, focusing on jokes about testosterone and gender identity.00:40:39 - Masking and Personal Safety Post-COVIDA woman expresses her distress over friends and family choosing not to wear masks anymore, leading to a personal rift.00:54:40 - Quadrobics-Just WTF!A look at a new way to get around, or get injured. Perfect for those 4 legged identities in a system.01:00:09 - Concluding Thoughts and Future Podcast PlansThe hosts wrap up the episode, discussing the irregular schedule of the podcast and plans for future content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey there, Get Off My Lawn army! It's your host, Darren, here with another episode recap. So grab your gin and tonic (and maybe a Lominge from the backyard), and let's dive into the highlights of today's show.We kicked things off with a laugh about Dave’s "Lominge" tree and its mysterious fruit, which, by the way, saved itself from being chopped down by becoming a surprisingly good gin and tonic ingredient. Cheers to that!Then we moved on to our main gripe of the day: people who can't walk in a straight line. Dave and I shared our frustration with these sidewalk swervers and even proposed a hilarious (and slightly aggressive) solution involving a swift kick to correct their course. Remember, folks, it's all about keeping the footpaths clear and moving efficiently.In our listener interaction segment, we reminded you to reach out to us on all our social platforms, including Insta, Twitter, and Gmail. Got a life issue? Just email us at Dear Dave, and we'll sort you out.We couldn't believe that a person claiming a 160 IQ didn't know Vegetables could go off!Magician or Musician, that is the question? Sukihana just doesn't get it!What's a D.I.D system and why should we care.We visit young Baylen, the girl with nice ticks :-)We also touched on the topic of making money in unconventional ways, like streaming and going viral for doing the most ridiculous things. It's a strange new world where fame can come from the least expected places.Lastly, a bit of convenience store justice, as a thief gets whats coming to him.That's a wrap for this episode. Thanks for tuning in, and don't forget to join us next time as we continue to poke fun at the world with our unique blend of humor and satire. Until then, don't break rule 1, you are the resistance and remember to keep off my lawn. Darren and Dave Contact-https://linktr.ee/gomlarmyTimestamps:00:00:00 - Podcast Intro and Drinks00:00:22 - The Lominge Tree00:01:13 - GOML Podcast Welcome00:01:54 - Social Media and Generational Humor00:02:25 - Contacting GOML00:02:47 - Dave's Grievance: People Walking Erratically00:08:27 - Death Pool Discussion and Stuttering John00:19:15 - Bobby Althoff's Interview with Sukihana00:26:29 - Sukihana's Rap Music00:30:32 - The Owlish System: A Robot Alter00:39:03 - Streamer Receives $5,000 Donation00:45:44 - Balan: The Artificial Tourette's Girl00:51:54 - Balan Explains Her Tics00:53:06 - Shoplifter Fills Bin with Stolen Goods Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to the Get Off My Lawn podcast, where my co-host Dave and I, Darren, dive into the absurdities of modern life with a comedic twist. In this fourth episode, we've hit a milestone and decided to shake things up with a special "Deadpool" edition. We're not talking about the superhero – we're predicting which celebrities might "fall off the perch" in 2024. It's all in good fun, and we're not wishing harm on anyone, so take it with a grain of salt and a laugh.Remember to subscribe or follow us on your favorite podcatcher, rate us on Apple, Spotify, Podchaser or GoodPods, and reach out on social media. Until next time,Get off my lawn, and we'll chat at you again in the next episode.Linktree-> Timestamps00:00:12 - Podcast Introduction  Introducing the Get Off My Lawn podcast and hosts Darren and Dave.00:00:45 - Contact Information  Sharing contact details for the podcast on various social media platforms.00:01:17 - Celebrating Episode Milestone  Acknowledging the fourth episode of the podcast and discussing consistency.00:01:49 - Introducing Deadpool Episode  Explanation of the episode's theme where hosts will predict celebrity deaths.00:02:43 - Gene Simmons Death Prediction  Darren's humorous prediction on how Gene Simmons might meet his end.00:05:14 - Dave's First Death Prediction  Dave's prediction involving a D-grade celebrity's demise.00:09:53 - Greta Thunberg Death Prediction  Darren's satirical forecast of Greta Thunberg's fate.00:12:08 - Dan Andrews Mention  A brief mention of Dan Andrews in the context of the Deadpool list.00:12:59 - Rob Schneider Death Prediction  Dave's conspiracy-themed prediction for Rob Schneider's death.00:15:57 - Christina Jenner Death Prediction  Darren's speculative scenario involving Christina Jenner and a weight loss drug.00:18:43 - Bert Kreischer Death Prediction  Dave's narrative on how Bert Kreischer might encounter his end due to a Russian mafia story.00:21:04 - Britney Spears Death Prediction  Darren's creative and tragic prediction for Britney Spears.00:24:03 - Jim Carrey Death Prediction  Dave's theory on Jim Carrey's disappearance linked to his anti-Illuminati stance.00:27:15 - Ozempic Discussion  A detailed discussion on the weight loss drug Ozempic and its potential impact.00:30:12 - Fast Food Industry Conspiracy  Speculation on how the fast food industry might respond to a popular weight loss drug.00:31:35 - Recap of Previous Show Attempt  Darren and Dave discuss the need to redo the show due to a previous lackluster attempt.00:33:01 - Fireball Whiskey Mention  A casual mention of enjoying Fireball Canadian whiskey during the podcast.00:37:04 - Russian Mafia Story  Further elaboration on Bert Kreischer's infamous Russian mafia story.00:39:06 - Isaac Butterfield Praise  The hosts express their admiration for comedian Isaac Butterfield.00:41:00 - Wrapping Up Deadpool Episode  Conclusion of the Deadpool episode and a reminder for listeners to send in problems for "Dear Dave" segment.00:42:48 - Podcast Promotion  Encouraging listeners to subscribe, follow, and review the podcast on various platforms. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, Get Off My Lawn Army!First off, Dave and I discussed the phenomenon of Tourette's Girls on social media platforms like TikTok, YouTube, and Twitch. We took a closer look at Baylen Dupree, a popular figure in this space with a massive following. We watched some of her videos, debated the authenticity of her Tourette's, and even touched on her appearance on Dr. Phil. We also checked out another Tourette's influencer, Rachel Orkney, and pondered the differences between her and Baylen.Next up, we ventured into the world of Twitch and discovered AI Jesus, an interactive generative AI that answers questions with a biblical twist. We had a bit of fun asking AI Jesus about the future success of our podcast and even tried to get some advice on Dave's "problem" with Mexicans. The responses were enlightening, to say the least.We didn't stop there, though. We also interacted with other AIs, including a rather unhinged AI Donald Trump and a surprisingly aggressive AI Joe Biden. Their colorful language and policy-driven answers gave us a good laugh and some food for thought.Unfortunately, we didn't have any listener submissions for our "Dear Dave" segment this time around, but we're hopeful you'll send in your life problems for future episodes. Just email us at [email protected] with "Dear Dave" in the subject line.To wrap things up, we shared a couple of amusing social media clips, including a DUI stop with a hilarious attempt at the alphabet and a young soccer fan's accidental use of the middle finger instead of a thumbs up.That's all for listening to this episode! Remember to subscribe or follow us on your favorite podcatcher, rate us on Podchaser and GoodPods, and reach out on social media. Until next time, keep off my lawn, and we'll chat at you again in the next episode.00:00:12 - Introduction to the Podcast00:01:32 - Co-hosts' New Year's Plans00:02:54 - Tourette's Girls on Social Media00:07:14 - Bailyn Dupree's Appearance on Dr. Phil00:08:22 - Interview with Chris Cuomo00:11:22 - The Antidote to Hate00:12:14 - Other Tourette's Influencers00:19:57 - Twitch and AI Jesus00:23:57 - AI Jesus Answers Questions00:28:32 - AI Jesus on Becoming a Fortnite Pro00:30:04 - Host's Interaction with AI Jesus00:32:07 - AI Donald Trump's Response00:34:03 - AI Joe Biden's Take on the Wall00:37:01 - AI Biden on Immigration Policies00:42:12 - Alphabet Sobriety Test00:43:27 - Queers for Palestine Protest00:47:20 - Feel-Good Moment with a Child🌟 Connect with us:Instagram: @GomlArmyTwitter: @GomlArmyEmail: [email protected] Check · Ethan Meixsell℗ YouTube Audio Library Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey Get Off My Lawn Army!In this episode:We share our thoughts on a Gen Z individual's first encounter with the 9-5 work life and the struggles of balancing work with personal life.We react to a viral video of a Google employee's "day at work" and discuss the implications of such work culture.We introduce you to the world of Car Jitsu, a martial art that takes place inside a car, and discuss its potential as an Olympic sport.We discuss the overuse of the word "like" and its impact on communication skills among the younger generation.We announce our new segment "Dear Dave," where listeners can send in their life problems for Dave to solve.We present our Wanker of the Week and Dead Set Legend of the Week awards.Connect with us:Instagram: @gomlarmyEmail: [email protected]: @gomlarmySend in your questions for 'Dear Dave':Email us at [email protected] with the subject line "Dear Dave"Don't forget to subscribe for more content and if you enjoyed the episode, leave us a like and a comment! Remember, don't break rule one, and we'll chat at you again in our next episode.00:00:12 - Introduction to the Podcast00:01:08 - Discussing the Work Ethic of Gen Z00:02:12 - Gen Z's Struggle with 9-5 Jobs00:03:31 - The Reality of Working Life00:04:07 - Government Subsidies vs. Working00:07:58 - A Day in the Life at Google00:10:34 - Layoff at Google00:14:01 - Coping with Being Laid Off00:18:37 - Introducing Carjitsu (Car Jujitsu)00:23:50 - Rules of Carjitsu00:25:49 - Potential Improvements for Carjitsu00:30:54 - Communication Skills of the Younger Generation(The "Like" Girl)00:36:46 - Introducing 'Dear Dave' Segment00:38:26 - Wanker of the Week Award00:42:34 - Dead Set Legend of the Week00:45:19 - Closing Remarks and Contact Information#GetOffMyLawnPodcast #GenZ #WorkEthic #CarJitsu #ComedyPodcast #DearDaveMusic-Gut Check · Ethan Meixsell℗ YouTube Audio Library Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey everyone, Darren here, wrapping up our first-ever episode of Get Off My Lawn. Together with my co-host Dave, we dove into the bizarre world we're living in, courtesy of millennials and Gen Zers. We promised to keep things light-hearted and, true to our word, we had a good laugh at some of the more outlandish aspects of modern life.We kicked things off by discussing the phenomenon of NPCs (non-player characters) on YouTube, where individuals like Pinky Doll and Cherry Crush earn a pretty penny by performing repetitive, scripted actions live for their audience. It's a strange new form of entertainment that's raking in serious cash, and we're both amazed and slightly bewildered by it.Next, we touched on the topic of dating expectations in the social media age, featuring a clip of a woman with some pretty steep financial requirements for her potential partner. It's a funny yet telling example of how some people's expectations might be flying sky-high.Our awards segment was a hit, with the "Weird and Not So Wonderful" award going to the concept of the Butt Baby Big Brother, a bizarre product that left us questioning if it's a real thing or just a joke. The "Wanker of the Week" award was handed to a road rage participant who got a surprise visit from the police mid-tantrum. And finally, our "Deadset Legend of the Week" went to a quick-thinking truck driver who used the "gay lover defense" to avoid a mask-wearing fine during a police stop.We're still figuring out the format, but we had a blast and hope you did too. If you've got any feedback, suggestions, or nominations for our weekly awards, hit us up on Instagram at gomlarmy or email us at [email protected]. Until next time, keep those death threats to a minimum, and if you must send them, direct them to Dave. Catch you in a couple of weeks for more laughs and commentary on the weird world we live in.00:00:14 - Introduction to "Get Off My Lawn" Podcast00:01:16 - Podcast Format and Frequency00:03:45 - Segment on NPCs (Non-Player Characters) on YouTube00:10:37 - Discussion on Pinky Doll, an NPC Streamer00:14:31 - Pinky Doll's Reaction to OnlyFans Leak00:17:20 - Other NPC Streamers and Earnings00:24:58 - Husband Reacts to Wife's NPC Streaming00:27:00 - Wrap-up of NPC Segment00:30:33 - Weird and Not So Wonderful Award: Butt Baby Big Brother00:32:05 - Expectations in Relationships: Proposal and Income00:38:18 - Wanker of the Week Award: Road Rage Incident00:42:52 - Deadset Legend of the Week: The Gay Lover Defense00:45:54 - Closing Remarks and Contact InformationMusic-Gut Check · Ethan Meixsell℗ YouTube Audio Library Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.