Get Rich Quick with Josh & Noel

Get Rich with LARPing! Roll the dice, play the part, and dress for the dragon you want to slay. How many hit points does your accountant have?

Get Rich with Imposters! Tom is an imposter Josh, Noel is still doing that Noel impersonation of his. Double your bucks!

Get Rich with Spring! Its a time of new beginnings where everyone gets a little bounce in their step and pep in their pants. Your portfolio will be in full bloom!

Get Rich with Cannibalism! Humans eating humans for ritual, survival, or just for the kink of it. We hope you have a taste for the Benjamins!

Get Rich with Nessie! Is the Loch Ness Monster a dinosaur, eel, alien, or just a tourist attraction? Any way you slice it he's green!

Get Rich with Kid Lit! Fill the hole in every kids heart left by authors who got cancelled or let their copyright expire. One fish, two fish, red fish, you rich!

Get Rich with Fingerprints! They unlock your phone, lock up the criminals, and unleash your creativity. Hopefully each million you make will be just as unique!

Get Rich with Snakes! They are deadly cold blooded creeps who fight fear in the hearts of many, but maybe they are just misunderstood. Unhinge your jaw and swallow your fortune whole!

Get Rich with Reincarnation! When they say you only have one shot or one life to live, they clearly don't know what they are talking about. Hopefully you can actually take it with you!

Get Rich with Bounty Hunters! Collect and trade bail skippers just like Dog. Learn how to catch all the Benjamins you can hold!

Get Rich with Nuts! Low hanging, sometimes dangerous, always delicious! Spread the wealth like peanut butter!

Get Rich with Meditation! Right now a lot of people need to chill out and get more empathetic, but just don't have the time. How many Oms in a Milliom?

Get Rich with the North Pole! The magnetic top of the world that is cold as ice, but is also a hot property. Our compass points to the bank!

Get Rich with Snow! They say no two snowflakes are alike, but if you can convert them to money they all spend the same, You will need a shovel for all your cash!

Get Rich with Luddites! They smash the loom, shun the iPhone, and want to go back to the old ways. Whittle yourself a new piggy bank!

Get Rich with Knights! Medieval crusaders of chivalry and righteousness, or misogynistic rich kids with a penchant for violence? Everyone call you Sir when you're rich!

Get Rich with Elephants! They are big and smart and can remember the days when the world was calm enough for us to do shows based on topics we thought would be fun. Wrap your trunk around some cash!

Get Rich with Pandemic Holiday Fun! It's a new world with all new rules and all the cash from the biggest consumer holidays is yours for the taking. Masked Santa has a great big package for you!

Get Rich with Ego! The Id is a bit much, and the Superego has gone to hell lately, so jut be the you that you pretend you are on Instagram. With a head as big as that you are going to need a new hat!

Get Rich with Anxiety! Fear of the possible, just picture them all in their underwear, unless sex gives you anxiety too. You'll be able to afford that top shelf prozac!

Get Rich with Elections! If our ideas don't make too much sense it is either because they are like our ridiculous electoral system, or we are too worried to see straight. Hopefully you'll be too worried to notice. Oh, and you'll get rich!

Get Rich with the Witness Protection Program! Get them to tun on their bosses, get them to testify, then get them into a new life. After the election we have a hunch the witness protection program will be booming again!

Get Rich by Faking it! If you can just keep everyone from finding out until you've figured out what you need, then you may finally be happy. We'll let you skip straight to the making it part!

Get Rich with Desperation! Sometimes you want something so bad you don't know what to do, don't know how to get it, and don't know how you'll survive if you don't. Soon all you'll be desperate for is a bigger billfold!

Get Rich with Prayer! It doesn't matter if you are offering them up to a particular god or the universe in general, you don't get anything unless you ask for it. You can't spell pray without pay!

Get Rich with Horses! If this episode sounds like the four horses of the apocalypse are upon us, it is because we found out about RBG riding off into the sunset just as we were starting recording. The world is collapsing, might as well get rich!

Get Rich with Diapers! As anyone with a baby can tell you, we NEED diapers, and lots of them, or we would be in deep crap.. Make enough to really Pamper yourself!

Get Rich with Glamour! From Dynasty, to strip malls, and all the pearl necklaces in between. We're going to need a fancier wallet!

Get Rich with the Post Office! We need to save them so we can vote, collect stamps, and VOTE! This week we get them rich because they need it as much as we need them!

Get Rich with Instinct! It's a gut feeling that you know when you know, even if you don't know how. They'll be handing you their wallets without even thinking about it!

Get Rich with Crying! When the world is too much and you just can't fake it anymore, maybe a good cry is exactly what you need. There's gold in them thar tears!

Get Rich with Lions! They are kings of the jungle that roar by day and hunt by night in rest areas. Come with us on a financial safari!

Get Rich with Denial! Ignore whatever is horrible and pretend its awesome with everyone's favorite coping mechanism. Learn how to stick your head in the sand in style!

Get Rich with Wood! It's GRQ's 5th anniversary and the internet says that is the wood anniversary. It's also our 250th show! Thanks for listening and supporting us! Let's hope there is still a world around for our next 5 years!

Get Rich with FUBAR! It stands for F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition, and we try to laugh about it but just end up angry. When the world goes down, your bank balance goes up!

Get Rich with Citrus! They are the healthy, acidic, cure-alls we need in the world right now. You'll be juicing more profit than you can swallow!

Get Rich with Reopening! Time to open the doors back up and let the money and disease flow back in! How many phases does your wallet have?

Get Rich with Fireworks! The sounds, the booms, the scared pets, but oh those crowds. You'll be oohing and ahhing at your bank balance!

Get Rich with Bread! It's the yeasty, carby goodness that is the staple among staples. Nothing smells better than the smell of all the fresh bread you'll have!

Get Rich with Rambling? Probably not! Noel just had a baby and the world is coming apart at it's seams. Josh and Noel spend this episode chatting on about everything and trying to remember how to do a show. Not our best, but at least we are back!

Get Rich with Murder Hornets! They are the Godzillas of the insect world, love nothing more than munching on a few thousand bees, and may be getting more press than they deserve. Sting some bankers while you're at it! We'll be taking a couple weeks break while Noel tries to figure out how to take care of a baby. Take the time off to write us a review! Unless you hate babies or something!

Get rich with Pregnancy! It starts so small, then grows so big, and any day now will change Noel's life for good (we hope). Stuff your bump full of Benjamins!

Get Rich with Sperm! They may be gross and tiny, but they are packed with potential. Be the one in the billion to get the egg!

Get Rich with Protests! It's hard to Liberate when you need to social distance, maybe just hire someone to do it for you and call it a day. Who's cash? Our cash!

Get Rich with Video Conferencing! Hang time is now FaceTime, school is now Skype, and work is now Webex. You'll be Zooming on up!

GetRich with Distractions! Right now we all need to think about something, something else, ANYTHING else. Won't it be great to have all that money to worry about!

Get Rich with Emotional Eating! Who has time to be bored and scared with all these cookies and carbs and deliciousness around. You'll be able to sooth yourself with caviar!

Get Rich with Touch! People want most what they can't have, and right now nobody who can help it is touching anything or anyone (not to mention their own faces). You'll be able to buy whatever you want, so long as it is done online!

Get Rich with Disinfectant! In today's world needed a break, so we're giving you a no brainer. This episode is Purel gold!

Get Rich with Quarantines! Just because people want to be safe and alone and protected and away from everything scary and dangerous, doesn't mean they don't want to have fun! You'll be doing all your banking online in our timeliest episode ever!