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Bonjour Boners!It's been a minute since we've caught up, so here's a lil longer episode breaking down the breakdown that was my trip to Arizona. We all just keep learnin, boners. Thanks for being with me Loves u xo Jess

Bonjour Boners!And SO many boners over Spring Break...or should I say OUTBREAK?! Oy. NGL...I get riled up. Our rappers rapped about wrapping it up....Parental Decoratations Anyone? I really wanna know. Flood waters. Tropic Thunder and more.Enjoy & Sharethanks!Jess

Bonjour Boners and welcome to another silly ass storytelling show from me your pal Jess Wood! This week I'm coming in hot with Joe Dirt references and a whole lotta fire from the week! Mind Body Spirit or the 3 Witches? Punk Rock Reading Rainbow and some ART SAVES type shit? Hells ye.Share with your pals...I kow they need the laughsxoxoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!Fun show this week. I start off tellin ya all about my whoops moment from last week, when I thought my camera was off... Laughs on Beaver street, Police Knockings, and more silly to get you gigglin Love when ya share mexoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!Another cra cra wee wee fo sho.I'm back from my sold out album recording and whatta story that is!! Also...the MTA dude who was stupid can suck it. Plus? More silly shi and party and bullshit.Share with your friends why dontchya ?tanxLoves xo Jess

Bonjour Boners!What a week...from mighty blizzards to drunky mcwhite lady it's all been quite an adventure. Come with me to the boogie down Bronx , the Lower East Side and Chinatown NYC and lets practice loving each other.xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!Another crazy ass week...thank Goddess I have some fun stories for ya: Melrose Ave & LA Gangs, Olympic Condom Usage, Valentines Day Subway Wisdom and more.Hoping this brings you some giggles in all this madnessxoxox Jess

Bonjour Boners!Whew. This episode is chock-full-o-nutty stories:Hobo Dinners, Print Competitions, Roast Gone Bad and more.Hoping you're being your best lover today and alwaysthanks for your support and sharing with yer palsxoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!Quite a chilly con carne of a week out east...some positive self reflection, the theme song is back, how long do you keep a picture? and more. I have lotsa questions this week and would love to know what you have to say about 'em. Thanks for supporting. Hope this brings ya a little peace in all the noise.be good to yourself and othersxoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!From an outting in the cold, to heating up the audition room, this episode has it all. Laugh and wonder what's keeping you from dancing in your kitchen more. Put your crystals on the window sil and get your full moon vibes ready. Whatever you need to feel good if your're not hurting yourself or anyone else....yer doin GREAT loves and boners always xo Jess

Bonjour Boners,This week was tough and these times are weird 'n' scary, so I'm here as always to bring yu a lil relief from the noise. A small humblebrag about my sign for the protest, Media-what's it really mean anyways, my new favorite Dr...DR HO!!!and morexoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!What a week...loss, life, lil wins and lotsa lady porn.I'm chatting about Bob Weir, Heated Rivalry and more, so get comfy and let yourself get some much needed laughs.Thanks for sharing with your palsxoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!This week I'm talkin Snakes, Satire, Silliess and practicing self kindness...it's a balance, babies. Come join me on location in Queens for some fun stories and killer backdrop.

Bonjour Boners!Can ya believe it? I know. How rude!But you know me and that means you know I made the best of it....my birthday that is. New Old Glasses! New Yorkers Yell! Street Sage and moreListen Laugh Sharethanks bonersloves ya xoxox Jess

Bonjour Boners!This week I'm reflecting on NYE resolutions, Grinch is Grinchin', American Sweatshop and more...Thanks for listening and sharing xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!Happy everything and happy weeks end stories!! Starting it off with Cayce memories. I'm also Quoting the streets, Movie Quotes on the daily and some Diddy Doc talk.Enjoy and share with your palsxoxoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!I am thrilled to be back with you this week talkin shiz about the yearly horrific tradition that is Santa Con, you'll also hear more about my New Orleans adventures, and as always there's plenty of refrences to giggle at, lotsa songs to join in on and your basic good time pal Jess.Hey that's me!Make sure to share with your pals xoxoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!I'm so excited to be back and to tell ya all about NOLA! I've got SO MANY stories I hadda make a part 2 for next week. This week has some fun stuff, ghost stories and a visit from mama el for starters. It was a fun one.Enjoy xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!This week I take you deep into a spiritual morning practice and mix it up with some bitching about teens and a couple sillystories from the week.Keep your feedback coming - I LOVE IT! and thanks for sharing Let me know if ya want me to chat about anything in the news or media...you know I love that shiz.See ya Dec 6th loves xoxo Jess#getwoodpodcast #funnypodcasts#audiodiary

Bonjour Boners!I mean...literally, am I right? Whew whatta week of wild stories. I'm talkin' about Robbin the Job! Slob on his Nob! Mid90's and more.Enjoy.Subscribe.Like.Share.Review.thanks boners,xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!Another wild week of fun stories: Dialated Pupils, Violent at the Job, Dancin with Teenagers, and more silliness to get ya gigglin.Thanks for listening and sharingxoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!What a spine tingling and super strange week it's been. Thank Goddess I have you to tell all my tales to...Dia De Los Muertos celebration, 20yr olds bday party, All Hail the Prince of darkness and more!Hoping it brings ya some laughs and some peacexoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!Whatta fun filled week of wild stories to share. I got a doorman mad heated about some flowers, my senior storytellers got a little randy, ICE f@cked around an found out in NYC plus more stories to make your week a bit more bearable.See ya nexy Saturday xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!Another fun week filled with cemetery walks, Russian doctors, Horror playlists and you'll even get to hear me question someone who comments. Ahh what a wild ride. Hop on, babies let's go to laugh townloves ya xoxo Jess#getwoodpodcast #funnypodcasts #audiodiary

Bonjour Boners!Whatta wild week of strange adventures...bodega bulls@it, some old punk rock pics, who is Godot and more silliness than you can shoot outta a can.xoxo Jess#getwoodpodcast #funnypodcasts #genx

Bonjour,Boners!This week was a lotta wildness and the show reflects that.CB Radios, Cardi B, Bad Bunny, Breathwork and mas!I can't wait to hear all your feedback/answersI know it's a lot right now, but let's practice being gentle with ourselves and othersLoves ya xo Jess

Bonjour Boners!Yes another wild week has passed and I've got the stories to prove it...Beach Bufoons, Dollar Tree Angels, Witch Moths.... they've all riled me up and I'm ranting about it. Hope this brings you some much needed gigglesxoxoxo Jess#getwoodpodcast#funny #genx

Bonjour Boners!I'm so excited to get you some wood for your weekend. This week was chock full o' goodies; seniors and their stories, I keep having to practice beginners mind, who wants a falafel now? Oh so silly and fun....that's this showBe gentle with yourself xoxo Jess#getwoodpodcast #funnystories

Bonjour Boners!Fun and laughter to you my loves....and hopefully you'll get some from this newest episode. Spirits at the Bar, but not the kind ya may think, Chris Rock said it years ago, NYC Streets are more loving than you know and more silliness than you can shake your tiddies at.Enjoy and share with your friendsxoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!As promised here I come, like Barrington Levy with another LIVE!Straight Outta Chinatown Jake....Florida Witchy Herb Shop, Castles of Poo, NYC Streettalk and more to fill you up with loves an shienjoy and share with your palsxoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!I missed you, but am back am really better than ever...you would be too if you were taken on a beach slash city slash sexy vacation for 9 days. Been called a Miami mami and I'll take it. SO many adventures i can't wait to tell ya all about; Punjabi Papi makes an appearance, Wynwood Murals, Iguanas in the Crosswalks and more!!!Can't wait to see you xoxox Jessps...this is a To Be Continued episodehave a killer week See ya Saturday#getwoodpodcast #summerstories

My sweet sweet boners how does this day find you?I am thrilled to tell ya that I'm tossing this episode at you early cuz I'll be outta town til next week and will miss my usual Saturdays with you.Today's show is all vulnerability all the time cuz I delve into personal fears...what else is new, Jess?Anywho as my pal Shawna would say, let's get this show on the roadLove n Passionxoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!I am thrilled to be back this week for you. Wild characters, mad stories, yo...ADD at its best...Love and real laughs outs loud;Subway Suaves, Found the Missing, Maron's new Special and more silliness to shake your tiddys at.Like & SubscribeLoves you xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!Thanks for all your amazing support and loves...I love you too and am SO grateful for all ya. This week was a wild one; we "put em on the glass' for our hot Punjjabi Papi , Raw Doggin' Subway, WKRP and the WNBA, plus more silliness than you can shake your tiddy at! Send along your feedback. stories and money if you're feelin itxoxoxo JessVenmo @Jess-Wood-10#wnbadildos #funnylady #getwoodpodcast

Bonjour Boners!I have been missing you all so dam much....I tried taking a break, but sang weekly to you, I tried filling up my life with more great stuff, but after almost exactly a month away? I couldn't handle it anymore. I am back, babiesLets get chatting, giggling, feeling and hit some pop culture refrences...as usual, Im here to bring ya joy.This is your pal Jess Wood and this is my podcast Get WoodWHAT? Ya wann Subscribe & Share? Thanks a mill, baby.You're so moneyand you don't even know it,xoxox Jess

Bonjour Boners!Hey it's your pal Jess here to letchya know I'm taking a little break for the summertime. However didju know Get Wood has over 300 episodes?check out Spotify or Apple for all of em....Meanwhile I leave you with this last ep taking you to the streets of NYC and sharing my love of sweet gangsters, a bit of jealousy over a junkie couple, what Mama El thought of the 4th and some more silliness thrown in cuz I just can't help it.Look out for a minute of song weekly on my IG @getjesswood I'll keep writing down the wild true stories and you keep being good to yourselves and others, ok?Have a great summerLoves ya xoxoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!Whatta wild week (well...6 months really) I'm thrilled you decided to stop by and get wood. I'm chatting about the different ways to PROTEST and my new favorite, best fun at the NYC Mermaid Parade, watch Bugsy Malone and more silliness to get you feelin a lil less funky.Loves ya and Loves when ya share with your palsxoxoxo Jess#getwoodpodcast #peacefulprotest #funnyvideos #comedyduringtragedy

Bonjour Boners!Whatta fun show this week;Fathers Day & DNA from a felonShowgirls Reminded me of my old job...I'm Mick, baby!and much more from me your pal Jess #callheralex #whosyourdaddy #getwoodpodcast#fathersdaydna

Bonjour Boners,whatta crazy sad and scary week it's been...especially for my LA brothers and sisters. I'm hoping this weeks episode will bring ya a little peace, a few new thoughts and some laughter. We need each other even more these days, so I'm sending yall a whole buncha extra love this week.This episode isn't all sadness, I've sprinkled in some stories of silly; beach songs, kids speaking French, Crafty McCrafterson and so much more.Join me LIVE every Tuesday on my YouTube Channel 12pm estLoves ya xoxoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners,In this weeks episode-I'm talkin Speakeasy Tea, Library Cards and Luxury...with a buncha other fun stories from my week!Hope it brings you some peace a few laughs and a new perspective on giving yourself a breakLoves ya xoxo Jess#getwoodpodcast #genex #storytime

bonjour boners,this week was a wild one, but not just cuz I got censored from ye ole IG, but because I did a couple amazing stand up shows, got catcalled by a homeless dude and was out dancing like a "DIVA!" in brooklyn til 2am...nah it was wild cuz even in the face of censorship and having to rebuild, I am just as grateful as ever.Practicing positivity and not always winning, but being gentle as I go.Sending you loves,xoxo Jess#positivepodcasts #funnytruestories #getwoodpodcast

Bonjour Boners,whatta show it twas today...big stuff about sounds and distractions-NOT DICk-stractions (which is differrent for me) ART SAVES! U gotta UTI? TRIALS n Tribulations...and some silly stuff thrown in to take your mind off the current state of affairs.Keep your heads up xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!what fun I had today speaking on :P Diddy Casting notices, Gallery Gazing, Clean Bill o'health and more silliness than you can shake your tidders atThanks for sharing with your pals xoxoxo Jess

bonjour boners!I LOVED talking about the #Metgala this week! Did my best to dress with purpose and rebellion...chatted about Sinners & Vanderpump Villa...it's a balanceLOVE when you share with your pals and tag me using the #getwoodpodcast have a beautiful week and don't take any shi*xoxox Jess

Bonjour Boners!This was extra fun and funny and you really get an idea of how I was raised....LA vs NYC...Gang affiliations but only if they're cute....Carrot Juice....Walking into magic (again) and more silliness that'll keep ya laughinLove when you share and tag me @getwood on IG#getwoodpodcast #comedy #storytelling #genexxoxo Jess

bonjour boners!this week was filled with adventure, self care and hilarity: he loved my overalls, getting high with jesus, us females are divine! and more silliness than you can shake your tiddies at.LOVE when you share the show with your palsThanks xoxo Jess#getwoodpodcast #genexers #storytelling #funnylady

Bonjour Boners,this week's episode is brought to you by Goodwill & Anxiety - I've been chatting about both ...plus good music equals good moods, feeling extra cultured like cottage cheese hittin broadway baby and art openingssass silliness and songenjoy and share with your palsxoxo Jess#getwoodpodcast #funnylady #genex #weeklystories

Bonjour Boners!I'm back on IG LIVE and loving it...this week I'm chatting about how hard it is to REST even when you're sick...Earthquakes in the east....and being saved by a TV showPlus som random silliness inbetween Love ya for Listening Sharing and Leaving a comment xoxox Jess#yellowjacketsshowtime #podcastsofinstagram #getwoodpodcast #funnyladycomic

Bonjour Boners!Another adventure-filed week for me with tales of Bloomingdale's Bathroom Brawl, Cougars might Eat you, I'll Never Forget my 1st Dime Bag Purchase and more silly shi in between. SHARE LIKE SUBSCRIBEThanks lovers, xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners!Such a fun show today; Where'd I get My Laugh? Seniors Stories, Sexy Questions...and more#getwoodpodcast #healinglaughs #funnylady #authentic #genx