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Get Your Act Together with Mike Bain

by Mike Bain

Comedian Mike Bain answers questions and gives advice on relationships, dating, life struggles, and explains, how if a barbarian like himself can be a better person so can you.

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Episodes

  1. In Defense of the Every Man

    Mike talks about the pitfalls of grind culture, why it seems like average ordinary working people are being attacked from all sides, why our culture demonizes 9-5's, quiet lives and family life, maintaining a work life balance, and why having a small trusting community will always beat living in…

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  2. Take a Chance w/Heather Sullivan

    Mike sits down with prior guest and friend of the podcat Heather Sullivan to talk about dating post divorce and as you grow older, the fears and hang ups people bring with them from previous marriages and relationships, how people handle dating with children and ex's in the picture, the...

  3. Investing in Yourself and Your Finances w/Darius Ross

    On this episode Mike sits down with Daius Ross. Darius is a motivational speaker, life coach, and experienced dater over 50 who has recently authored the upcoming book, "Dating at 50: Reality vs Fantasy." Darius is also a pro arbitrager and business consultant with 30+ years of entrepreneurial...

  4. I Can't Hear You!!!

    Mike talks about the assassination attempt on President Trump, and why things are looking up for 50 Cent, why Millennials shouldn't be so hard on Boomers, how overwhelming and lazy modern propaganda has become, why our leaders think we're dumb, why you should treat your soul like a compass, and…

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  5. Ryan Foley, Redemption Through Ibogaine

    Mike sits down with Ryan Foley to talk about his amazing journey searching for a cure to his Clinical Depression and a way to overcome intense childhood trauma. From his time in the hardcore music scene using violence and women as a coping mechanism, to going through therapy, medication and...

  6. Nationalism VS Gay Swedes

    Mike talks about all the things he missed about the US while being gone, getting trolled online for calling a Swedish man gay, the importance of having pride, why having a good woman requires work, how insurance is a scam, the importance in trusting fate, the importance of taking time to heal…

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  7. Did You Just Spit on Yourself?

    Mike talks and jokes with friend and fellow comedian Paul Landwehr about comedy, being a new dad, what makes a good salesman, bad sports fans, boxing, dealing with hecklers, and why it's important to be real.

  8. Panama!

    Mike talks about his recent trip to Panama, the country's history and his experiences hiking to old military bunkers on an island off their coast, how the Panama Canal became DisneyLand, corruption in latin america and the US, the problems with chronically online young men, why crying doesn't…

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  9. Andre Paradis 2: Red Pilled Guys and Boss Girls

    Mike sits down with Relationship Dynamics Coach, Author, and The Founder of Project Equinox Andre Paradis for his return to the podcast. Andre and Mike talk about dating in the modern era and the effects of the gender war, red pill and boss girl content on finding relationships. Why young men are...

  10. Cortes And The Scallywags

    Mike talks about the allegations against P Diddy, Meek Mill and Usher, how spending time in another country taught him that so much of culture is based on climate, the passing of Richard Lewis, the history of Latin America, how learning a different language helps you get a new view on the world,...

  11. Frankie Puopolo 2 : Being a Hardcore Dad

    Mike sits down with musician and singer Frankie Puopolo of the band Death Before Dishonor, who's back on the show to talk about how his previous episode of this podcast was brought up in court, what it's like going from touring in a hardcore rock band to prioritizing and being a dad, going from a...

  12. Big Booty Radley

    This week Mike talks about Bobbi Althoff being an industry plant, why she got divorced, and if Drake was responsible, the sexual allegations against Vince McMahon, and why a man who has it all would risk it all, how common plastic surgery is for women in Colombia, and what it's like working out…

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  13. 75 Hard with Don Zollo

    On this episode Mike sits down with comedian Don Zollo to talk about his motivation behind doing the 75 Hard Challenge, the history of Boston Comedy, his moving to Arizona and the fears, trepidations, and excitement that come with moving somewhere new and starting over, dealing with stress and...

  14. Love Syndrome

    Mike talks about Netflix's Down Syndrome dating show "Down for Love", P Diddy parties, Stephan Hawking's Epstein Island excursions, Jewish tunnels under Brookyln, Katt Williams, Senate aides posting gay sex videos from the capitol building, why the gender war is for fools, why guys looking for…

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  15. Danny Wahlberg

    Mike sits down with Music Producer Danny Wahlberg, to talk about Danny's journey from just starting out making music in Florida to getting into drugs being arrested and on the verge of going to jail, when he agreed instead to get sober through a Monastic organization in Italy called Community...

  16. In Defense of Lizzo

    Mike defends Lizzo against the accusations about her and the banana, talks about being engaged and his anticipation of marriage, the sort of people you see at Fall fairs in New England, the cyclicality of time, and talks about Israel and Palestine, how it's ok not to have an opinion on the...

  17. Ayahuasca Returns-Have Faith

    On this episode Mike talks about journeying back into the amazon to do Ayahuasca to rekindle his creative energies and overcome grief, and the lessons he learned while being out there. The difficulties in reattempting a transcendental experience and the techniques he learned for meditating…

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  18. China's Big Barroon

    Mike Talks about the Chinese Spy Balloon, A Tennessee lady cop that likes to get around, his experience climbing a South American Volcano, how to deal with addiction and suicidal thoughts in yourself and loved ones, and answers a listeners question on how to get your girlfriend to lose weight.

  19. Jose Landeo

    Mike sits down with Jose Landeo a man he met while traveling in Ecuador who has been on a months long journey riding a bicycle from Canada to Peru. Jose talks about leaving behind his job as an engineer to ride a bicycle through deserts, over mountains, through storms, across borders, and how he...

  20. Don't Call It A Come Back!

    Mike is back and he's talking about why he took a break,the World Cup and why Football Brawls are good for society, trash talking in Latin America, Elon and Twitter, FTX, answering listeners questions, all the back boobs he saw in Orlando, and dealing with depression, trying to get out of a...

  21. Next Exit For Hard Drugs and Easy Women

    Mike talks about an autistic dating show he's been watching, why unconditional love isn't a good thing and why men should stop whining about not getting it, the intense fear of starting over and getting outside your comfort zone and why it's so hard to do, mental health, and why husbands and...

  22. Roe v. Wacka Wacka!

    Mike talks about the current unrest in equador, the effects of of the last two years of fighting against medical boidly autonomy have had on Roe v Wade, how the 2 party system has shaped all political fights, Ghislaine Maxwell's impedning suicide, walking through a camp city filled with addicts…

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  23. Mike Gray

    Mike sits down with Comedian Mike Gray, to talk about relationships, Kevin Samuels, being humbled, is therapy a scam?, taking personal responsibility, Maine, identity politics, metal bands, and punk rock philosophers.

  24. Monkey Love Pox

    Mike talks about the hip new virus Monkey Pox, the new outrage at Dave Chapelle, how women can make money off the baby formula shortage, growing up, dating as you get older, and why it's so important you take time off of work for yourself.

  25. Matthew P Brown

    Mike sits down with comedian Matthew P Brown to talk about their days starting out in comedy, why you should embrace growing older, keeping your eyes on your dream, how to stay motivated, the importance of a work life balance, and why your most creative thoughts always come after sex.

  26. Masks Off Pants Off

    Mike talks about how you no longer need to wear masks on planes, why pagan Easter was so fun, Elon trying to buy Twitter, why people care about the race of mass shooters and answers a listener's question who's having second thoughts about marriage.

  27. Steve Halligan

    Mike sits down with musician and comedian Steve Halligan to talk about sobriety and addiction, using Mushrooms as therapy, how to still be a performer after you've killed your ego with hallucinogens, horror movies, 4chan, the quest for identity and why it's ok to not have an opinion on something.

  28. Pablo Ruiz

    Mike talks with musician Pablo Ruiz about why Will Smith is a pusillanimous wanker, why Pick Up Artists miss the mark, the importance of maintaining mental and physical health, and why a husband and father must keep his head when the world around him is in chaos

  29. Aaron "Tiny" Smith

    Mike sits down with Comedian and Musician Aaron Smith aka Tiny, of The Thickness to talk about life on the road, stealing oil from Chinese restaurants to power his bus, taking 100 hits of Acid at once, winning over bad audiences, and how you can still be unique while enjoying a conventional...

  30. U Gotta Be Kraining Me

    Mike talks about a a Florida teacher who is routinely beaten by her 5 year old student, and talks about what's going on in Ukraine, propaganda, the history of Ukraine and Russia, how things got this way, and why Russian cats are banned from competition.

  31. Sam Buck

    Mike Sits down with Comedian and Podcaster Sam Buck. Sam is the host of the "Bucked Up with Sam Buck" podcast. Sam talks with Mike about smoking weed with Bloods, meeting and interviewing his favorite Rappers, battling depression, using DMT to change his life, having faith, and the importance of…

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  32. Tinder Swindlers

    Mike talks about Pete Davidson and Kanye, breaks down who the real victims are in the Tinder Swindler and talks about how Furries are taking over American Culture.

  33. Andre Paradis

    Mike sits down with Public Speaker, Author, and Relationship Coach Andre Paradis. They talk about what Andre learned from his years as a male stripper, how to mantain healthy relationships, why people cheat, why a woman's feminity is so important, why immature men hurt women, and why men and…

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  34. Wheelchair Canyon

    Mike talks about exploring a cave in South America, learning Spanish, driving in Colombia, canadian truckers, Joe Rogan, why you shouldn't wait to start living, and how a guy in a wheelchair in a canyon inspired him to work harder.

  35. Ayahuasca

    Mike talks about going into the Amazon jungle in South America to stay with a shaman and his family to do Ayahuasca, having a come to god moment, being stopped in the middle of the night and searched by the military, and going through the most painful, terrifying, anxiety inducing, but also...

  36. Texas Boobs

    Mike talks about his recent trip to Texas and what it was like performing at different cities in Texas, how he failed No Nut November, the Travis Scott concert, his upcoming trip to the Amazon, the accusations against Dave Portnoy and answers listener questions about anxiety.

  37. Kenny Capozzi

    Mike sits down with comedian Kenny Capozzi and comedian Dom LoConte stops in and they talk about addiction, Kenny getting off of heroine after 10 years of using, dating, kink, when women call you out for not being aggressive enough, is Sublime overrated and who is a musical genius, and why…

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  38. Mr. Mean Tweets

    Mike talks about Alec Baldwin shooting his coworkers, Donald Trump's email about Colin Powell, Steven Crowder getting in hot water, how his own car was stolen, and answers listen questions on preferences for aggressive or docile women.

  39. Brandon Wahlberg

    Mike sits down with actor and singer Brandon Wahlberg to talk about the Sopranos, ordering strippers, fighting the homeless, dating apps, quitting porn, and working with film students.

  40. Gay For Jesus

    Mike talks about the Tyson Fury fight and having someone sing after knocking you out, going to the fair and seeing the sexiest carnie, meeting his new born again pastor neighbor, Chapelle's new special, the Wuhan Labs Umbrella Corp. like activities experimenting on bats, and answers questions on...

  41. Heather Sullivan

    Mike sits down with the Host of the Podcast "Marijuana Today" and Senior Licensing Manager at Curaleaf Heather Sullivan to talk about leaving behind her old job and life to take a chance and make it in the Cannabis industry. The process of legalizing medical and recreational Marijuana in Maine…

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  42. Super Balls

    Mike talks about why you should never go on a cross country trip in a van with your significant other to national parks, dives deep into the story of Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's swollen balls, Chris Cuomo playing grab ass with his boss, and answers questions on how to tell a hook up you're no...

  43. Johnny Hickey

    Mike sits down with writer, actor, and director Johnny Hickey, to talk about Johnny's journey from growing up in the projects of Charlestown, robbing pharmacies, and going to prison to becoming a father and an award winning actor and director. How to actualize your dreams, avoiding divisive...

  44. Blissful Breast Milk

    Mike talks about why people who like corn flavored cereal need professional help, how he hurt himself trying to pray, abortion in Texas, the end of unemployment, why onlyfans is better than working at Amazon, and answers listeners' questions on if they should hide emotions.

  45. Jeff Abraham

    Mike sits down with Entrepreneur and CEO of Absorption Pharmaceuticals, which operates Promescent, a sexual wellness company, Jeff Abraham. They talk about why American's are so afraid to talk about sex and money, and why communication is the key to a healthy sex life. Jeff also gives advice on…

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  46. Operation Sissy Pants

    Mike talks about Afghanis playing with Humvees, why you don't do acid with people who are drinking, how China is banning video games in an attempt to stop "Sissy Pants" Culture, why Australia is still a prison colony at heart, debates his friend on gender roles, and answers questions about who…

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  47. Kyle Harris

    Mike sits down with musician, sound designer, producer, and teacher. Kyle Harris to talk about working with the Blue Man Group, touring the world as a drummer, meeting Pauly Shore in Saudi Arabia, venturing outside your comfort zone, psychedelic epiphanies, mortality, and how to trust your…

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  48. I'm Not Perverted, I'm Just Cuomo

    Mike talks about Andrew Cuomo's scandal, Matt Damon being cancelled, the Taliban retaking Afghanistan and their love of bumper cars, Americans weirdly getting angry over the Olympics, doing stand up in a trailer park, and why a fist fight at a Rams game might just be what America needs.

  49. Jason Cordova 2

    Mike sits down with comedian and returning friend of the podcast Jason Cordova to talk about why America needs to be arrogant again, hiding your fatness, what it's like to be someone else's failure barometer, the importance of living without fear, fighting back against canceling and self…

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  50. Olympic Gold

    Mike talks about just opening for Shane Gillis, DaBaby getting in trouble, Bezos in space, riots in France, and why the Olympics would be more fun if countries could be mean to another

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Comedian Mike Bain answers questions and gives advice on relationships, dating, life struggles, and explains, how if a barbarian like himself can be a better person so can you.

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