Getting Pretentious

Episodes

1. 58

   Your Uncle Bill's Friend

   I just wanted to say that I don't care what you think. I don't. But I hope you like us. Please. We'll do anything if you just say you like us. We'll bake a pie. We'll mow your lawn. Hell - we'll even call your mom for you!

   May 13, 2023

   1h 28m
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   Episode 53: President Biden's War on Podcasts

   Instead of listening to whatever this is. Stop. Drop. And Roll. Then meditate.

   Aug 15, 2022

   1h 01m
3. 52

   Episode 52: Cowboys and Nerds

   Well it's been a minute. And that's because we care. It's called self care and get use to it. You know sometimes things happen in this world. And when they do, you need to be prepared. WD-40. That's right. You need WD-40. Not WD-39, not WD-41, but good ole fashion WD-40. WE STILL DONT KNOW WHAT...

   Aug 10, 2022

   1h 07m
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   Episode 51: The Supreme Court and Their Dubious Deeds

   Hey there, sometimes you just gotta get out there and be yourself. Other times, definetly don't do that. It could be dangerous. Because sometimes you're just not good enough you know? I mean, I'm not suppose to say that, but the truth hurts sometimes. This week we sing, play music, and generally...

   Jul 2, 2022

   1h 16m
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   Episode 50: Ezra Miller

   We have recently been accused of clout chasing with our episode titles. We argue that we are simply shameless oportunists who love a good easy way to get viewers. Anyways this episode we really dive into what it means to be an artist, the finer points of freedom, what it means to be an American,...

   Jun 21, 2022

   1h 05m
6. 49

   Episode 49: Bob Dylan

   We have guitars too! This episode Jayce takes a break from music and lets Connor do the heavy lifting. It's hard work making stuff up all the time. You should follow us on whatever we have on social media. How does one even do that?

   Jun 11, 2022

   1h 13m
7. 48

   Episode 48: Richard Nixon

   I would like to apologize for the behavior and attitude that was displayed this episode. It was not right nor fair that these two had air time to discuss this nonsense. I think we should boycott their show and boycott any live performances they partake in. For example, they are performing live on...

   May 23, 2022

   1h 16m
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   Episode 47: James Franco

   We talk about things, stuff, and subjects on this weeks episode! We put on our thinking caps and discuss things in this world. If you want be smart listen to our podcast and you will know the things about the world and all that stuff. Be curious, learn, go to your public library and pub. You too...

   May 8, 2022

   1h 01m
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   Episode 46: Mr. Charles Schwab

   Do you need to retire? Well that's dumb. You'll never retire. That's like something you do when you 90 and also rich. How does one get rich? Hard work, perseverance, original thinking, blood of the innocent? Who knows! Also here at Getting Pretentious we are offering to buy Twitter for one more...

   Apr 16, 2022

   1h 05m
10. 45

    Episode 45: Hillary Swank

    April fools isn't real and we live in a simulation. The only way out is pepto bismal. Hear me out. I am 100% not kidding. Those in charge don't want you to drink an entire bottle of pepto bismal because THEN WE WOULD KNOW THE TRUTH. OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE REALITY YOU SHEEP! I hope one day you see...

    Apr 1, 2022

    1h 11m
11. 44

    Episode 44: Patrice O'Neal (featuring Damon Sumner)

    It's weird that people listen to this show. I honestly don't get it. You know what's ever weirder? People wanting TO BE ON the show! Like who with a working brain would even consider it? Damon Sumner. That's who. Damon has a new album coming out soon so be sure to check that out. He is a great...

    Mar 16, 2022

    1h 09m
12. 43

    Episode 43: Zelensky

    We go over everything Putin needs to do to make ammends to the Ukrainian people and to the world. This is a very special episode. Kid's stay in school and dont be dictators. Also eat your veggies.

    Mar 10, 2022

    1h 09m
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    Episode 42: Charlie Day

    Here we go. It's time. Let's get ready to rumble. Wubba lubba dub dub. Did I do that? Bite my shiny metal ass. We need a catchphrase. Those are pretty good. I need coffee. This podcast is weird.

    Feb 7, 2022

    1h 05m
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    Episode 41: Adele

    Where are we and how did we get here? The universe is constantly expanding at a rate that we cannot fathom and we are but specs of dirt on window pain, hardly noticeable and barely perceived. What can we do to live rich and fufilling lives in a space where time is but a blip on a vast canvas of...

    Jan 25, 2022

    1h 16m
15. 44

    LIVE! At Dynamic El Dorado

    We were live with Jude Waguespack and Matthew Maher. We had fun, had some laughs, and no one got any refunds! So sit down, relax, and pretend you were there. We will be releasing the video soon!

    Jan 17, 2022

    59m
16. 40

    Episode 40: Jared Leto (including Matt Maher and Jude Waguespack)

    Fun fact: facts are fun. We did a whole lotta talkin', singin', discussin' and podcastin'. Remember we are LIVE this Saturday (January 15th) at 6:30pm at Dynamic El Dorado. Our friends Jude and Matt will be there along with celebrity guests! Join for fun, stay for the loyalty.

    Jan 13, 2022

    1h 04m
17. 39

    Episode 39: Sir Paul McCartney

    Dear Listener, We are confident that the music in our podcast, which is made up on the spot, is better than The Beatles, Fleetwood Mac, Tupac, Mozart, The London Symphony Orchestra, and Cher COMBINED. If you disagree, then you're wrong. Sincerly, Jayce and Connor

    Jan 9, 2022

    59m
18. 38

    Episode 38: The Beatles

    Hey there! We are existing along with you in this reality, if you can believe it! Believing is everything and everything is built on your ability to believe. So don't stop believing or reality will cease to exist. That's a lot of pressure for a humanoid. I am human.

    Jan 7, 2022

    1h 04m
19. 37

    Episode 37: Harry Styles

    We're back and ready for action! What does that even mean? Like who says that? "Ready for action?" What a stupid thing to say. I feel bad for leading with that. I really shouldn't have. You know what, I am sorry. These descriptions don't do the show justice. It's really a shame that they make me...

    Dec 11, 2021

    1h 03m
20. 36

    Episode 36: The Atlanta Braves

    Take me out to the ball game. Seriously. Please take me out to a ball game. I want to see a ball game. If you can invite me to a game, I'd go. I really would. I'm fun to hang out with and I barely need to be fed. Just one hot dog, that's it. This episode we talk about bringing me out to a ball…

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    Nov 24, 2021

    1h 10m
21. 35

    Episode 35: Kim Kardashian

    You are faced with an important choice. You can either listen to this podcast or you can not listen to this podcast. If you choose to listen, then you'll have a good fun time filled with banter and funny songs. If you choose to not listen, you can do pretty much anything else. Like cook, clean…

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    Nov 23, 2021

    1h 00m
22. 34

    Episode 34: Jason Sudeikis Part 2

    Dear Haters, Stop hating. It's rude to hate. This week we spent an entire 30 seconds talking about Ted Lasso and Jason Sudeikis. We saw that there was a ton of downloads for that episode so we went full clout chasing madness. And now for our desperate attempt to piggy back off his success by…

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    Nov 8, 2021

    1h 03m
23. 33

    Episode 33: Stanley Tucci Poops

    Have you ever come home from a long day and just passed out? Because you were so tired and worn down from a long day's work? Well that how we hope you feel after powering through this so called episode on this so called podcast. Sometimes life is just a gift and sometimes it isn't. It could go...

    Nov 1, 2021

    50m
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    Episode 32: H. John Benjamin (Barb is on this one)

    There was a mixup in scheduling. Instead of John Bonham we accidentally booked Connor's fiance, Barb. Come listen as we figure out Connor's issues with fruit, we discuss the finer points of nuclear physics, and Jayce feeling like a third wheel. #TedLasso #NateTheGreat

    Oct 12, 2021

    1h 00m
25. 34

    LIVE! Getting Pretentious at East Atlanta Strut

    Get this... a bunch of total idiots decided to watch us record this thing live. I mean first off, I don't know why someone would even watch this when we record it in a studio. Like why? I mean keep doing it, I just mean this type of podcast really isn't my thing you know? Personally, I'm not a…

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    Sep 29, 2021

    1h 02m
26. 31

    Episode 31: Spongebob Squarepants (including Khaled Elchoufi)

    Dude it gets super cool and super fun. Don't miss this episode. If you miss it there will be consequences. Including but not limited to: missing out on some laughter, having a slightly more stressful day, making me feel bad, making Connor feel bad and most importantly you will reduce the revenue…

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    Sep 27, 2021

    1h 00m
27. 30

    Episode 30: Sigourney Weaver

    For the first time in awhile we don't have a guest. Which was kind of sad but still pretty fun. We talk about things, stuff, and subjects! We even speak about one specific thing that happened at a specific time. Time space is interesting right? Like it's an entire universe we have here that's…

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    Sep 20, 2021

    59m
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    Episode 29: Novak Djokovic (including Matt Maher pt2)

    We actually don't talk about Novak Djokovic at all. I just hope he listens to this before he gears up to grab the coveted "Calendar Grand Slam". Good luck Novak. In this episode, we try to solve the mystery of "who stole all of Matt Maher's shit". The crime occured in the parking lot of The…

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    Aug 30, 2021

    1h 07m
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    Episode 28: Billie Eilish-ish (with Jude Waguespack)

    Jude came over and recorded with us. It was fun. We sang about the fate of seagulls and made some outlandish statements regarding Conyers, Georgia. Also you should check out Jude's band Good Luck, Humans, Jayce is in that band too but he's not the guest is he? Anyways SEO is important so comedy,...

    Aug 20, 2021

    1h 11m
30. 27

    Episode 27: Kanye West (featuring Fat Daddy Matty P)

    Guys, Matt Pechiney finally got unbanned from Getting Pretentious and sat down with us as we talk about law mowers, Connor's engagement, and a new upcoming song off Kanye's new album. My dog even chimes in. Come and enjoy a sit down with your favorite musical improviser "comedians".

    Aug 14, 2021

    58m
31. 26

    Episode 26: Trae Young and Space Jam 3

    If you're Columbus, Ohio and you haven't followed us on Instagram and sent us a message then you are simply rude. We want to do an Episode focusing entirely on America's 17th best city. Thanks.

    Aug 6, 2021

    58m
32. 25

    Episode 25: The Olympics

    Man oh man this got seriously crazy. First we sang some silly songs, nothing out of the ordinary there. But wham all of a sudden we start trying to make dinner plans. Barb starts with Remy Chow's a nice Asian spot. But then we couldn't get reservations. Dude it was crazy. Then we were close to...

    Aug 3, 2021

    58m
33. 24

    Episode 24: Willie Nelson

    Give us one good reason to not listen to this. One. Also maybe follow us Instagram we are lonely.

    Jul 21, 2021

    57m
34. 23

    Episode 23: James Gandolfini (w/Shaunak Godkhindi)

    Watch Shaunak regret his decision to join us this week on the podcast. He shares his street wisdom and joined us in some silly rants and songs.

    Jul 12, 2021

    1h 07m
35. 22

    Episode 22: 4th of July & James Earl Jones

    Um... that's it. I don't know. Happy 4th of July if you celebrate that kind of thing. Message to our Columbus, Ohio... we love you and have a special announcement for you in the pod. Listen for a chance to win a free lunch maybe.

    Jul 4, 2021

    50m
36. 21

    Episode 21: BONUS: Conspiracy Episode

    CONNOR AND JAYCE REVEAL THE TRUTH! ALL OF THE TRUTHS!

    Jul 2, 2021

    38m
37. 20

    Episode 20: Jason Sudeikis

    Hello everyone we regret to inform you that we did a new episode. Now you have to listen to it. Please like us on Instagram.

    Jun 29, 2021

    54m
38. 19

    Episode 19: Rob Schneider

    Oh man - guys it's getting to the point where someone needs to step in and tell us we need to stop doing this. But even if you do, we wont stop.

    Jun 26, 2021

    54m
39. 18

    Episode 18: Emma Stone

    Our musical skills are way better for no reason. I actually forgot what we talked about on this one. Shoot, I'm too lazy to listen to it so why don't you just do that for us? Thanks!

    Jun 9, 2021

    1h 02m
40. 17

    Episode 17: Jack White and the Warsaw Clinic

    It's been a month. Connor won't stop talking about his Laughing Skull residency and Jayce isn't jealous at all. Theres a fun song about Jewel at one point.

    May 25, 2021

    1h 12m
41. 16

    Episode 16: Bob Odenkirk

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    Apr 27, 2021

    1h 11m
42. 15

    Episode 15: Cristin Milioti

    Another episode. Enjoy it. Embrace it. Feel it. We busted out the keyboard a few more times on this one. It's fun, it's exciting, it's Getting Pretentious.

    Apr 9, 2021

    1h 04m
43. 14

    Episode 14: Evil Knievel

    Alright we took a break but we're back! I forgot how fun it is writing these descriptions. It really is, I missed it a bunch. Like who reads these? Did you want a list of topics we covered or something? I mean look, you know the drill. If you are wanting to hear a bunch about Evil Knievel go read...

    Apr 2, 2021

    1h 05m
44. 13

    Episode 13: Pt. 2 - Chernobyl

    We spend probably 2% of the show discussing the show Chernobyl. But hey - you already knew that. If you don't like that... you can find the cure to ADHD and be our next guest.

    Mar 15, 2021

    44m
45. 13

    Episode 13: Pt. 1 - Spirited Away

    Okay so it's been established now that Connor and Jayce clearly have ADD or ADHD... we didn't bother to look it up, just know it's one of those. Anyhow, what was I going on about? Uh oh yea - we both saw Spirited Away and thought it would be fun to talk about it. We came away with different...

    Mar 14, 2021

    1h 22m
46. 12

    Episode 12: Music and Stuff with Allen Thomas

    This episode actually sounds pretty good because of the guest. Allen Thomas sits down with us to discuss his music as an independent musician in Atlanta. We talk about various artists and a bunch of other stuff. It's a good episode and I'm not great at writing these descriptions so just press play.

    Mar 7, 2021

    1h 29m
47. 11

    Episode 11: Daft Punk

    Jayce talks about Daft Punk, Connor listens and silently judges. Then, because we apparently don't like to expand our audience, we pick fights with most European countries, hate on Taylor Swift (again), and wax poetic about the finer points of Jimmy Buffet. So grab a margarita, listen to some…

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    Feb 25, 2021

    56m
48. 10

    Episode 10: Johnny Depp... wait... Hugh Jackman.... no.... actually Peter Dinklage

    Well well well. You're still listening. That's great! Hopefully you're comfortable, sitting there with your edgy band t-shirt, drinking a good cup of coffee (or lets be honest a Monster Energy Drink). Listen.... we wanted to do Johnny Depp but talking about the Caribbean got us onto a whole thing...

    Feb 20, 2021

    58m
49. 9

    Episode 9: Quentin Tarantino

    Connor and Jayce briefly talk about Quentin Tarantino but then do something unexpected and unprecedented. Listen, and hear us out, a five part drama film event directed by Quentin Tarantino outlining the old and new testament... Wait I think SNL did a sketch about that with Jesus Unchained or...

    Feb 6, 2021

    55m
50. 8

    Episode 8: Tim Burton

    Jayce and Connor discuss Tim Burton and all the stuff he did. We really should call this episode Time Burton and our deep analysis on the 1971 film WIlly Wonka. Connor at one point even complains about a chocolate river. Who does that.... can you guys tell I write this? Sorry. -Jayce

    Feb 5, 2021

    1h 18m