PODCAST · comedy
Ghastly Women
by Turtle Canyon Comedy
Join Lily and Esther each week as they dive into a whirlwind of chaos, rants, singing, and sheer unhinged insanity. What began as an attempt to highlight the strength of women through the lens of those who've done ghastly things has transformed into an unpredictable journey through Lily's perverse ramblings and Esther's Tudor-inspired musical interludes. In each episode, they aim to discuss a notorious woman, but often get delightfully sidetracked. Along the way, they explore their fictional cult fantasies, belt out an array of tunes, and employ a hilariously problematic grading system that defies all logic.
Episodes
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135. A Ghastly Mystery?
It's not clear who the ghastly woman is this week, but we can be damn sure it's not either of us! We're gonna take a little break now and be back sooN! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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134. Deborah Franks
The ratio of discussion about our woman versus Music Hall singing this week, is frankly, ghastly. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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133. Stella Gollovena
Hot off the press. (At time of recording) Allegedly. Back to the studio, please Esther. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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132. Taylor Parker
There's no excuse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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131. Jean O'Brien (with special guest Stuart Laws)
Stuart Laws decides he should be a guest this week and presents the case of Jean O'Brien with aplomb. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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130. Joy Ballard
Another totally concise investigation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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129. Misha Defonseca
Would you rather be raised by a Wolf or a Knackered Slug? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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128. Mackenzie Shirilla
Esther gets an education. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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127. Kira Cousins
The Chinese is on its way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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126. Bonnie Blue
Welcome back to the TOTALLY SANE AND ORGANISED CONVERSATION about the ghastliest women out there. Today we'll discuss some of Bonnie Blue's most recent decisions... and also Katie Price's for some reason. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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125. SEASON FINALE - Valentina Gomez
Esther is still in bed, even though it's been definitely an entire week since we last recorded! We'll be back as soon as she's up and dressed... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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124. Kouri Richins
Esther is in bed. Lily is not in bed. No one has any trousers. Let's do this. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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123. Carol McGiffin
It's that time again, you know, when we've eaten too much Chinese food and can barely string a sentence together. GHASTLY I TELL YOU! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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122. Daniella Weiss
Keeping it light, as ever, we dissect the genocidal ramblings of Daniella Weiss this week, and put her elegantly through the rank bank. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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121. Jennifer Mulford
There are some really wild accusations this week. ALLEGEDLY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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120. Betty Broderick
We're remote this week, but that won't stop us tearing down another evil woman from history. Let's do this. Apart, Together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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119. Gillian Moir
Is this the most ghastly woman we've ever tackled? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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118. Tamika Chesser
This week, we're getting deep into the horrific allegations against Beauty and the Geek start, Tamika Chesser. But we're getting arguably deeper into online trolls, perverted teachers and the size of Lily's Capri-Sun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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117. Dr. Mary Barton
We just want to hear more from Derek. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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116. Pam Bondi
HOW DARE YOU? Let's do this. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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115. Lady Victoria Hervey
This week on Ghastly Women, Lily dresses like The Rock in the 1990s whilst we await our lunch and tear into the Ghastly LADY that is Victoria Hervey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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114. Tyra Banks
For only the fourteenth time since we started this show in 2021, we have decided AGAIN to be more professional. This means, at the start, we'll try to explain what the show is about, hopefully before it devolves into meaningless nonsense and questions about farts. Are you ready? Lily has sorted…
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113. Gabrielle Franze
Earring update! She's still fiddling. Esther is totally chill about that too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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112. Erika Kirk
Esther and Lily are back to discuss Erika Kirk and her phenomenal beauty. Lily still can't get her earring sorted from last autumn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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111. Devyn Michaels
We're back!! We're back and we're getting on REALLY well, there is no tension whatsoever. Everything is fine. What's going on with Brooklyn Beckham? Back to the studio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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110. Susan Lorincz
Let's be honest. This episode is primarily about Finger Mouse, with some vague mentions of a Ghastly Woman named Susan Lorincz. But look, if you want to know about her, watch the documentary, if you want to hear more about Finger Mouse, you've come to the right place. Learn more about your ad...
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109. Kaitlyn Braun
Lily has a very important woman to discuss, but unfortunately, Esther has just remembered something even more important from the past. And still no one knows what to get for lunch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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108. Brigitte Macron
Is he the President? Is he the Prime Minister? Somehow, we still have no idea. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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107. Linda Calvey
More surprisingly professional in-depth research and exceptional analysis from Esther and Lily. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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106. Jacqueline Ades
Esther and Lily have just gorged on a succulent Chinese meal, and they've lost it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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105. Amie Upton
This week, Esther and Lily attempt to dissect the case of Amie Upton - who, more importantly than anything, apparently, shares an age with Lily. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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104. Kendra Licari
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! The Ghastly Women are back! And actually, we're ghastlier than any of them! Join us once more as we delve into the most rotten females we can find on google and try to remember the details of their rotten-ness! This week - Kendra Licari... we're coming for you! Learn more about...
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103. Abby Lee Miller
It's the Season 7 finale! Join us as we tear down a problematic dance instructor and make a few generalised complaints about everyone else in our current consciousness!We'll be back in October with some fresh fresh offerings! Join us on patreon for exclusives and extra fun, or just to help us…
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102. Frances Howard
We're back in the days of yore for Esther's pick this week!Join us on patreon for exclusives and extra fun, or just to help us keep this train going! https://patreon.com/GhastlyWomen?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLinkEsther and Lily are...
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101. Erin Patterson
Lily is serving up some mushrooms. Esther wears a dress.Join us on patreon for exclusives and extra fun, or just to help us keep this train going! https://patreon.com/GhastlyWomen?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLinkEsther and Lily are...
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100. Doris Winters
We did it! We've hit our 100th episode, join us for this arbitrary celebration in the rank bank as we sentence Doris Winters of Wisonsin, Illinois. Join us on patreon for exclusives and extra fun, or just to help us keep this train going!...
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99. Pauline Al Said
There are an awful lot of confessions for something so public, in this one... Join us on patreon for exclusives and extra fun, or just to help us keep this train going!...
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98. Rose West
Esther appears from heaven itself, surrounded by medals, to tell us all about the notorious Rose West. Join us on patreon for exclusives and extra fun, or just to help us keep this train going!...
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97. Rebecca Gray
Esther's been watching "documentaries" again. Still buzzing from our award-win at the Golden Lobes, it's time to take down another unsuspecting awful female!Join us on patreon for exclusives and extra fun, or just to help us keep this train going!...
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96. Dionne Marie Hanna
Uh oh, dem ladies been bad again...It's high time we tore into yet another terrible female from history, old and recent! Join us on patreon for exclusives and extra fun, or just to help us keep this train going!...
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95. Janice Combs
Uh oh, dem ladies been bad again...It's high time we tore into yet another terrible female from history, old and recent! Join us on patreon for exclusives and extra fun, or just to help us keep this train going!...
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94. Lisa Nowak
It's another TERRIBLE WOMAN!It's high time we tore into yet another terrible female from history, old and recent! Join us on patreon for exclusives and extra fun, or just to help us keep this train going!...
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93. Rhiannon Evans
Welcome back to Ghastly Women!It's high time we tore into yet another terrible female from history, old and recent! Join us on patreon for exclusives and extra fun, or just to help us keep this train going!...
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92. CHRISTMASSY FESTIVE END OF 2024 SPECIAL!
It's Christmas Time at the Healthy Boys Club and Gregg Wallace is our guest of honour!Thank you, one and all for listening to our horrible horrible opinions for another year! See you in 2025! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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91. SEASON SIX FINALE - LIVE AT CHEERFUL EARFUL! Kat Torres vs. Virginia McCulloch
On October 19th, 2024, Lily and Esther were delighted to bring their unhinged ranting to the good people of the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival, Live in Balham, London!Here, they explained, as best they could what the hell is going on in this show, pit two ghastly women against one another and...
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90. Bette Davis
WATCH LILY IN BRAND NEW FEATURE DOCUMENTARY - "THE DEBUTS" - Now playing on YouTube, totally free to watch: https://youtu.be/U013qgaOJU0WE ARE GOING LIVE! We're thrilled to be a part of the Cheerful Earful festival, Balham, 2024, Come see us LIVE on October 19th! -...
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89. Naomi Campbell
WATCH LILY IN BRAND NEW FEATURE DOCUMENTARY - "THE DEBUTS" - Now playing on YouTube, totally free to watch: https://youtu.be/U013qgaOJU0WE ARE GOING LIVE! We're thrilled to be a part of the Cheerful Earful festival, Balham, 2024, Come see us LIVE on October 19th! -...
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88. Leonora R
WATCH LILY IN BRAND NEW FEATURE DOCUMENTARY - "THE DEBUTS" - Now playing on YouTube, totally free to watch: https://youtu.be/U013qgaOJU0WE ARE GOING LIVE! We're thrilled to be a part of the Cheerful Earful festival, Balham, 2024, Come see us LIVE on October 19th! -...
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87. Laura Loomer
WATCH LILY IN BRAND NEW FEATURE DOCUMENTARY - "THE DEBUTS" - Now playing on YouTube, totally free to watch: https://youtu.be/U013qgaOJU0WE ARE GOING LIVE! We're thrilled to be a part of the Cheerful Earful festival, Balham, 2024, Come see us LIVE on October 19th! -...
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86. Grace Kelley
WATCH LILY IN BRAND NEW FEATURE DOCUMENTARY - "THE DEBUTS" - Now playing on YouTube, totally free to watch: https://youtu.be/U013qgaOJU0WE ARE GOING LIVE! We're thrilled to be a part of the Cheerful Earful festival, Balham, 2024, Come see us LIVE on October 19th! -...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Join Lily and Esther each week as they dive into a whirlwind of chaos, rants, singing, and sheer unhinged insanity. What began as an attempt to highlight the strength of women through the lens of those who've done ghastly things has transformed into an unpredictable journey through Lily's perverse ramblings and Esther's Tudor-inspired musical interludes.
In each episode, they aim to discuss a notorious woman, but often get delightfully sidetracked. Along the way, they explore their fictional cult fantasies, belt out an array of tunes, and employ a hilariously problematic grading system that defies all logic.
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Turtle Canyon Comedy
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