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Ghost! Don’t Eat My A**!

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Two best friends, Sarah and Lenzy, discussing paranormal occurrences, haunted places, and creepy ass creatures. 👻🤘Sit back, relax and here’s to hopin’ that Ghosts Don’t Eat Our Ass. Want to share your paranormal experiences with us? Contact us at [email protected]!And make sure to follow us on Instagram @ghostdema

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Episodes

  1. Loch Ness Monster

    The Loch Ness, many know of the legends and stories that come with this lake but do we really know what's underneath this dark and placid water? Lenzy and I will be, quite literally, diving into this mystery and talking about our homegirl, Nessie. *WARNING: Our audio is crap today due to being…

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  2. Winchester Mystery House

    Sarah (with an H) Winchester was quite different from most during the time she was alive. A learned woman. A freemason lovin' son of a gun, who then went on to build one of America's most interesting houses. Lenzy and I will be taking a trip over to California and checking out the Winchester...

  3. The 'We Come From Tadpoles' Episode ft. Bri and Madcity

    We got ourselves another piece of the Barrera Clan! This week's episode Lenzy and I will be talking with her cousin, Briana, featuring Madysen. Bri tells us all about her stories of Sue, her lucid dreams and a deep dive into what Hell looks like. Also we come from tadpoles. P.s. this might just...

  4. Spooky KIKI with Lenzy

    We're going to call this one EPISODE 45 and a half. This week's episode is a fuuuuucking KIKI with Lenzy. We're talking while speaking in tongues, bigfoots looking through our windows and goddamn plesiosaurs. We'll be back next week with a brand new ghostly guest AND MORE!

  5. ALIEN! Don't Eat My A**!

    It's finally here. EPISODE 44! I gave in and now Lenzy and I are talking about all things extraterrestrial. This week we're discussing ALIENS. Alien Abductions and peeing through our fingers. Prepare for an hour and a half of an OUT OF THIS WORLD EXPERIENCE!

  6. Bobby Mackey's Music World

    EPISODE 43! This week Lenzy and I are taking a trip up to Wilder, Kentucky to visit one of the world's most haunted dive bars. Bobby Mackey's Music World. We got a hole in the basement that leads to Hell. Decapitated lovers. Perverted ghosts in the bathroom. Exorcisms in a bar. Countless spirits...

  7. Dyatlov Pass

    IT'S EPISODE 42! This week Lenzy and I are hitting the Russian Mountains and discussing a long time mystery of the Dyatlov Expedition. February 1959. 10 hikers went out for an expedition. Only 1 returned. Tune in for this crazy mystery and the conspiracy theories that still follow it.

  8. Haunted Missouri feat. my favorite St. Louians (Emily & Sara)

    EPISODE 41 IS HERE! This week's episode, while Lenzy is working hard this weekend, I was provided the chance to do a Skype episode with two of my closest friends. I've known Emily for 7 years of my life, she's a native Missouri resident and probably one of the greatest humans on the planet and…

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  9. Possessed Possessions Vol 4: Ghost Ships

    It's been awhile since we've pulled out a possessed possessions episode so here we go! VOLUME 4! Ghost Ships! This week Lenzy and I take a deeeeep dive into the open sea. We're crying over hundred year old dead captians, talking about frozen crews, haunted old cruise ships and MORE! From Texas…

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  10. Alcatraz Island

    An island in the middle of the San Francisco Bay...later turned into one of America's most notorious federal prisons. This week Lenzy and I will be taking a trip to San Francisco and ferrying over to Alcatraz Island. An island rich in salt water and prisoners who are forever stuck riding out…

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  11. Haunted Butte, Montana featuring Ghost Hookers

    IT'S EPISODE 38! This week's episode will include haunted old hospitals, deadly mining shafts, lotsa death, along with some very ghostly hookers. It's all about Butte, Montana, a place I never would have thought would have such a haunting and ghostly past.

  12. Our Haunted Waco Experience *BONUS*

    *BONUS EPISODE* Finally, our episode of our Waco experience. From those steep ass stairs to calling out the Lindsay brothers on the very road they lost their lives. Lenzy and I discuss the events that took place on our haunted trip!

  13. Lizzie Borden's Murder House

    Fall RIver, Massachusetts. Most popular for the murders of two specific people. Abby and Andrew Borden. Murdered by their own daughter, Lizzie Borden. This week's episode, Lenzy and I will be diving into this mysterious (but maybe not so mysterious) murder and the trial that follows it. Did…

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  14. Haunted Waco ft. Gabby

    WACO, TEXAS! This week's episode, Lenzy and I took an almost 5 HOUR DRIVE to Waco and met up with her best friend, Gabby, and talked about all things spooky. We got head-on train collisions, haunted stairs, a witch's castle, a crazy self-proclaimed prophet and Chip and Joanna Gaines... **PSA…

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  15. Sandy's True Crime and Paranormal Experience featuring Adele

    This week's episode Lenzy and I will be joined by her awesome Aunt Sandy, who shares her childhood paranormal experiences and a crazy true crime story that lead to an unwanted guest who blares Adele...Join us on G!DEMA's 1st true crime and paranormal combo!

  16. Haunted Plantations

    This week's episode, Lenzy and I will be heading further south than Texas. Louisiana. Not only known for the gators and the amazing cajun food. Plantations scatter this state and for this Sunday's episode we'll be talking about 3 of the most widely known and most haunted plantations.

  17. Greyfriars Kirkyard/Edinburgh Vaults

    On this week's episode, Lenzy and I are taking a nice little stroll with Ole' Bluidy Mackenzie through his cemetery/PRISON. Enjoying the beautiful scenery of caged graves and Harry Potter names of a KIRKYARD and then moseying on over to the Edinburgh Vaults where Mr. Boots likes to terrorize...

  18. Enfield Poltergeist

    Enfield, London. A single parent family of 5. And a ghost that's using a teenage girl as it's own voice puppet. This week's episode Lenzy and I will be diving into one of the most documented paranormal occurrences. The Enfield Poltergeist.

  19. cREEEPY Creepypastas

    In the spirit of Valentine's Day, here's 3 creepy AF Creepypastas for you and your Valentine to listen to. Lenzy and I will be diving into Slender-Man, Abandoned By Disney, and the Russian Sleep Experiment. Y'all better buckle up for this episode!

  20. Possessed Possessions Vol 3: Haunted Furniture

    Haunted bunk beds. Haunted pub chairs. Haunted paintings. In this week's episode on the third volume of Possessed Possessions, Lenzy and I will be diving into haunted ass furniture and the curses that follow some. "Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds? It will give us so much room for activities!"

  21. Possessed Possessions Vol 2: The Dybbuk Box

    *Screams in Brad Pitt* "What's in the baaaaawwwwxxxxx" This week's episode Lenzy and I will be diving into the very stinky and very true legend of the Dybbuk Box. A box inhabited by a malicious spirit only meant for harm. Zak Bagans tried to open the box TWICE. Once only touching the box and then...

  22. The Bell Witch

    "Based on True Events!" The Bell Witch came out of nowhere in the mid 1800s and tortured a family for 4 long years. On this week's episode, Lenzy and I jump into the mysterious and torturous Bell Witch. Do you believe an entity can cause someone to lose their own life?

  23. Possessed Possessions Vol 1: Haunted Dolls

    Myra's outside...oh, who is that you ask? MA RIGHT ASS CHEEK. But in just case, Myra really isn't outside...I know someone who definitely is and she isn't supposed to move at all. This week's episode Lenzy and I are talking all about Haunted Dolls and they're creepy ass "real" looking eyes. This...

  24. The Occult

    Tarot readings, talks of seances, and trying to be serious when it comes to Papa *Legumes*. Yes, we're starting our 2021 off with some major witchy stuff. Episode 25 featuring my sister-in-law, Emily, and in this episode we talk about all things full of the occult and mysticism.

  25. Anti-Clause

    **SPECIAL HOLIDAY EPISODE** Episode 24 on 12/24, instead of following the whole, "merry and bright" feeling...we're going with something a little dark and sadistic. Our bonus episode will be spotlighting the Anti-Clause and you don't wanna miss it! Thank you for making our year very crazy and...

  26. Skinwalker

    This week on Ghost! Don't Eat My A**!, we're talking about another Navajo Folklore. Join Lenzy and I as we talk about these shapeshifting cannibalistic, incestuous, and sand-painting Skinwalkers.

  27. The Wendigo

    The Wendigo is a Native American mythical beast powered by the need of human flesh. On this week's episode, Lenzy and I are STARVING for some information on the very deadly, very hungry...Wendigo!

  28. The Dogman

    What is a half-man half-dog called? Well, DOGMAN OF COURSE. Thanks to our good buddy and Michangder Rick, Lenzy and I along with Sarah Catherine talk about the Dogman on this weeks episode!

  29. LaLaurie Mansion

    The LaLaurie Mansion located in New Orleans is known as the city's most haunted mansion. Strictly because of its history. In the 1800s, this mansion was built and called home by a racist monster with the name of Madame Delphine LaLaurie. Join Lenzy and I as we dive into the macabre history behind...

  30. Villisca Axe Murder House

    The murder of 8 people sound asleep rocked the little town of Villisca, Iowa. On this week's episode, the girls take on the unsolved and still very paranormal mystery surrounding the Villisca axe murders. So hold on to your AXE and let's dive into the Villisca Axe Murder House.

  31. Demons, Possessions, and Exorcisms

    Have you been eating lately? Are random unholy marks showing up on your body? Do you have an aversion to all things Holy? Well, do I have the treatment for you. AN EXORCISM! This week's episode Lenzy and I are going deep into the bowels of Hell...but only for 44 minutes and 19 seconds. We talk...

  32. Haunted Fort Bend County

    Y'all I know I'm late as HAIL! But here's a lil sumsum to try and make it better. I got to sit down and talk about spooky Fort Bend County shit with two of my 4 amazing nieces! Listen in as Tia Sarah tells her little babies spooky tales and get ready for some of them GOOSIES! On this episode…

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  33. Conjuring House + Plantation Investigation (A Very Halloweeny Episode!)

    IT'S HALLOWEEN! SO of course, the girls are diving into some super spooky shit. Today's episode we talk about the house in Rhode Island that gave inspiration to the movie The Conjuring. The Perron Family went through 10+ years of paranormal attacks by the Satanic witch, Bathsheba. The girls also...

  34. 5 Haunted Ass Hotels

    COME AND PLAY WITH US, ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. This week's episode is all about haunted hotels and the creepy guests who never seem to check out. 5 HOTELS. THOUSANDS OF GHOSTLY ACTIVITIES AND STORIES. Y'all don't wanna miss out!

  35. The Dearborn Incident (Pop's Story)

    While the girls are out ghost huntin', here's an awesome and extra special episode recorded with Sarah's dad and the crazy experience he had with something very unexplainable while it was trying to warm it's cheeks around a Dearborn heater.

  36. Dr. Fear and the Haunted Asylums

    Psychiatric Hospitals, asylums, crazy lesbians and drunkard ghosts. The girls dive into some of the world's most haunted ASYLUMS on this week's episode. Wait for the ending. CANNUH GIT A HOOOYEEEEEAHH? hooooyeaaah!

  37. Catacombes de Paris

    Laying miles underneath the beautiful city of Paris, France, are millions upon millions of bones. The Paris Catacombs were designed to hide away the stench of death at a time where bodies were piling up way too quickly. In this week's episode, Lenzy and I will be joined by our special guest, my...

  38. The Hat Man

    As my niece puts it, the Hat Man is "basically just like every demon, ever" when I gave her the description of the entity. Is the Hat Man just another basic ass bitch of a demon? Or is he the Devil himself? Find out on this week's episode as Lenzy and I dig deep into The Hat Man.

  39. Weird and Cryptid Creatures (We Are All Squonks)

    Sasquatch, Loch Ness Monster, and Mothman...everyone's heard their name. But those aren't the only cryptid creatures out there. Some cryptids are known to be so ugly that they literally leave a trail of tears in their wake...In this episode, Lenzy and I will be diving into some cryptid creatures...

  40. The Black Eyed Children

    The Black Eyed Kids are they aliens, demons...emo vampires? On this week's episode, Lenzy and I get the Goosies talking about The Black Eyed Children.

  41. Amityville House of Horrors

    A family murdered by one of their own. A man swearing that it was "demons" that made him commit this heinous crime. Did the Lutz family really know what they were getting into? Join the girls as they discuss Amityville's own house of Horror.

  42. Gonzales Haunting TAKE TWO! + Crystal's Haunted Urns

    In this weeks episode, Lenzy and I, along with Crystal, talk about the paranormal evidence we caught while investigating in Gonzales, Texas. Something definitely followed Lenzy home and then Crystal shares her personal story of how she brought home some unexpected guests who didn't leave for…

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  43. A Haunted Podcast in Gonzales, TX

    WE'VE HIT 5 EPISODES! "It's not much but it's hard work."So on this week's episode, the girls decided to take the podcast on the road...okay, it was about 30 miles down the road, BUT a lot of creepy stuff happened. Join the girls as they spend the night at a haunted hotel in Gonzales, Texas, and...

  44. The Sallie House

    A child demon? Or just a distraught soul of a little girl who went through the worse pain at the end of her life? On this week's episode, the girls discuss Sallie and Sallie's house.

  45. Meet Ya Podcasters + A Creeepy Story!

    On this episode, get to know ya girls! And listen to some of their creepy personal spooky stories. Plus Sarah's friend, Lindsay, wrote in and shared her CREEPY paranormal experiences that make ya whole body get the Goosies!

  46. Mothman

    On this weeks episode, the girls take on Mothman! Listen in as we discuss this herald of impending doom.

  47. Aokigahara "Suicide Forest"

    IT'S THE FIRST EPISODE! and the girls get together to discuss Aokigahara "Suicide Forest".

About this show

Two best friends, Sarah and Lenzy, discussing paranormal occurrences, haunted places, and creepy ass creatures. 👻🤘Sit back, relax and here’s to hopin’ that Ghosts Don’t Eat Our Ass. Want to share your paranormal experiences with us? Contact us at [email protected]!And make sure to follow us on Instagram @ghostdema

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Frequently asked questions

How many episodes does Ghost! Don’t Eat My A**! have?

Ghost! Don’t Eat My A**! has 48 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on June 28, 2021.

What is Ghost! Don’t Eat My A**! about?

Two best friends, Sarah and Lenzy, discussing paranormal occurrences, haunted places, and creepy ass creatures. 👻🤘Sit back, relax and here’s to hopin’ that Ghosts Don’t Eat Our Ass. Want to share your paranormal experiences with us? Contact us at [email protected]!And make sure to follow us...

How often does Ghost! Don’t Eat My A**! release new episodes?

Ghost! Don’t Eat My A**! publishes weekly, based on its 48 episodes since July 2020.

Who hosts Ghost! Don’t Eat My A**!?

Ghost! Don’t Eat My A**! is created and hosted by Ghost! Don't Eat My A**!.
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