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Girl Whatever
by Blake and Chris
Join Blake and Chris on their podcast: Girl Whatever - where they’ll take you on a journey into literally whatever their three brain cells can focus on. Nothing is off limits: A Real Housewife’s recent DUI? Check. Gay Twitter discourse? Unfortunately yes. Daily grievances stemming from the burdens of existence? Hell yeah. The most pressing political questions facing our generation? Well um actually no. If you’re looking for another way to avoid being alone with your thoughts, then Girl Whatever is the PERFECT solution to your avoidant attachment style! New episodes every other Thursday!
Episodes
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Raw Thoughts, Whatever
Chris shares what he’s been recently up to and what else is going on. Tune in for an all new episode of Girl, Whatever! Happy Fall.
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Where Are They Now: The Real Housewives of Melbourne
Vanessa and Chris are back and are still visiting the Australian leg of The Real Housewives franchise! This time, they use their investigative journalism skills to find out where all the cast members of The Real Housewives of Melbourne are now. Tune in to catch up before The Real Housewives of...
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Where Are They Now: The Real Housewives of Sydney OG Cast
Girl, Whatever is back from summer break with all-new content and a brand-new series: Where Are They Now? Echoes from the Past. In this premiere episode, hosts Chris and Vanessa travel back in time to catch up on the original cast of The Real Housewives of Sydney. Tune in to find out where life…
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Canceled, Uncanceled, Whatever
Chris gives his take on the RHONY Season 16 trailer, Carole Radziwill’s return, all the crimes surrounding Stassi Schroeder, and the latest Real Housewives of Salt Lake City headlines.
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Mass Psychosis, Whatever
Chris is back with all the rage and all the opinions, and this time, nobody is safe. He’s canceling every Real Housewife who has ever said anything, doing a deep dive into the drama, the gossip, the mess, and everything in between. In this episode, Chris airs it all out. From Real Housewives of...
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Inner Peace, Whatever
Chris shares a personal life update, reflects on the current season of life, and expresses gratitude for the amazing listeners who continue to support the Girl, Whatever Podcast. This episode explores why we feel the need to categorize friendships, shares thoughts on Call Her Daddy, and discusses...
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Real Housewives Music Awards, Whatever
Chris and Vanessa are back with an exclusive Girl, Whatever episode! They dug deep to create the ultimate Real Housewives music playlist, featuring songs released by Housewives over the years. Find out which Real Housewife Vanessa played Animal Crossing with, whether she also appears in a Real...
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Underneath the Real Housewives Iceberg
Chris and Vanessa are back and dive even deeper into the seas of the Real Housewives iceberg, the deep sea… or So They Say. Vanessa (@iconspice) delivers what’s hot and new in the Bravo Universe, some sad news about Ladies of London, and LOTS of Blind Items regarding certain Real Housewives. We...
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Kelly Cutrone, Whatever
Chris is joined by extra-special guest co-host Amy, because you can’t spell LGBTIA without Amy. This week, they unpack Pride: the moments that mattered, the vibes on the ground, the things they saw, and what feels important right now in the community and beyond. Of course, no conversation stays…
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LGBT Community, Whatever
In this deeply personal episode of Girl, Whatever, Chris reflects on his first Pride experience, sparked by an unexpected encounter that led him to reminisce about one of the most beautiful and meaningful moments of his life. Chris explores what Pride, community, and chosen family truly mean to...
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Girl, Whatever Summer
In this episode of Girl, Whatever, Chris dives into what “Girl, Whatever” really means: embracing the chaos, uncertainty, and imperfections of life while still choosing to show up fully. From navigating anxiety and sobriety to celebrating pride and sharing personal life updates, Chris opens up...
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Letting It All Out, Whatever
Chris is back, unfortunately alone this week, but he explains exactly why in this short little Girl, Whatever Rage catch up episode. We talk briefly about Real Housewives of Rhode Island, social interactions, a little life advice, and basically everything Girl Whatever stands for.
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I Killed Someone, Whatever
Chris makes a confession and shares a few life updates in this episode. While recording, something shifts and he actually has an epiphany on the spot. It turns into a mix of thoughts, advice, and reflection. Take it or don’t take it. Just say girl, whatever you’re growing and keep pushing.
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She‘s Not Me: LeAnn Rimes vs Brandi Glanville
In this episode of So They Say, Vanessa and Chris dive deep into the archives, unearthing long-deleted sites and resurrecting old receipts from the seemingly never-ending feud between LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville. From eerily similar moments to headline-making accusations, they unpack the...
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Gasbagging, Whatever (Ladies of London Recap)
Chris reunites with podcast hosts Dan and Lauren from Gasbagging for a fun, chaotic dive into all things Bravo. They break down the latest headlines surrounding Lisa Hochstein from Real Housewives of Miami, including the spy allegations, and catch up on what else is happening across the Bravo...
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Whataboutism, Whatever
In this episode of Girl, Whatever, Chris questions his own happiness while educating himself on concepts like whataboutism. He starts to unpack how he argues, rationalizes, and maybe even protects himself from uncomfortable truths. Is he actually growing and in a better place or just convincing...
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Have Some Class, Whatever
In this episode, Chris draws unexpected inspiration from Ladies of London to reflect on what it really means to have class in everyday life, exploring how respect, self-awareness, and timing play a huge role in how we present ourselves and connect with others. He talks about the fine line between...
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Kyle Richards: The Ultimate Lesbian Behavior Timeline - Part 2
We’re back, and this time, it’s all about the recent era. In Part 2, Vanessa and Chris dive into everything that’s happened over the past two years in the ever-evolving bi-curious world of Kyle Richards. From headline-making moments and shifting narratives to the relationships, rumors, and very...
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Kyle Richards: The Ultimate Lesbian Behavior Timeline - Part 1
Vanessa has done the unthinkable: she went deep into the archives to compile the ultimate timeline of everything surrounding Kyle Richards: from lesbian rumors and alleged bi-curious coming-out moments to her most talked-about friendships with women (platonic and… maybe not so platonic 👀). From...
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Sun and Signs, Whatever
In this episode of Girl Whatever, Chris tackles the reality of seasonal depression, pushing back on the idea that sunshine alone can fix everything. He reflects on the complexities of mental health during seasonal shifts, then turns inward by revisiting his past predictions, advice, and personal...
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Ever-changing Environments, Whatever
Chris checks in on Girl Whatever to talk about something simple but powerful: sometimes growth starts with changing your environment. Mentally, physically, spiritually… sometimes you just need a new room, a new routine, or at least a new perspective. Also, Chris gets a little cheesy (and a little...
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Women, Forever
In honor of International Women’s History Month, Chris is joined by frequent guest Amy and So They Say co-host and co-producer Vanessa (Jatz Crackers). The three sit down for a lively, unfiltered conversation about what it means to support women in today’s climate. They dig into the big…
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Choices, Whatever
Chris is back after a short break and he’s kicking things off with his favorite topic: accountability. In this episode, he shares a candid rundown of what’s been happening lately, answers a few listener questions, and reflects on the choices he wants to keep making to build a more intentional,...
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So They Say - The Real Housewives Iceberg Part 3
We’ve reached the bottom of the iceberg… and the water is freezing. ❄️👀 In this episode Chris and Jatz Crackers (aka Vanessa) are diving into the darkest, most unhinged corners of Housewives lore. the rumors Bravo buried, the production secrets fans swear are true, and the conspiracy theories…
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So They Say - The Real Housewives Iceberg Part 2
Part Two is here, and we’re going deeper. 👀 Girl Whatever and Jatz Crackers (aka Vanessa) are back to finish unpacking the Housewives Iceberg, diving into the juiciest rumors, wildest fan theories, and the mess Bravo never shows. From The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to The Real Housewives…
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Not Everyone’s Daddy, Whatever
Chris, a newly self-diagnosed vertigo patient, delivers a rant-filled episode of Girl, Whatever, sharing who will and won’t be showing up as a daddy from now on. He also debuts a new segment, Asking for a Girl, where he responds to listeners’ questions, requests, and stories.
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So They Say - The Real Housewives Iceberg Part 1
The wait is OFFICIALLY over! This week, Girl Whatever is launching a brand-new series: So They Say and it’s going to be juicy. Joined by frequent Girl Whatever co-host and co-producer Jatz Crackers (aka Vanessa), this new segment is serving up the best of the wonderful Girl Whatever allegations,...
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Jill Zarin Endings, Whatever
Chris celebrates the end of Jill Zarin’s short-lived reality TV comeback after she faced consequences for making racist and bigoted remarks about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance. Stay tuned for insider news on The Real Housewives of London and the new RHONY reboot produced by E!. Chris also...
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Hexagon, Whatever
Join Chris, calling in from his sickbed, for 20-something minutes of sharp takes on Bethenny Frankel, Carole Radziwill, #TheFiles, scam artist Amanda Francis, the lovely Rachel Zoe, the myth of cancel culture, and how to keep going when it feels like everything is slowly dying.
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Protect, Whatever
Chris is joined once again by his bestie Amy (yes, that @amy__a_ from Twitter), and as always, things go from zero to unhinged… in the best way. Inspired by a wild real-life story that recently happened to Amy, the two dive headfirst into the audacity of men, the exhausting rise of misogyny, and...
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Delayed, Whatever
In this DELAYED episode of Girl, Whatever Chris runs through what’s happening right now: Marysol AI video promo, daily chaos, twitter rants and whatever comes to mind! However, he wrapped it up with a solid advice on how to deal with delays or whatever.
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Important Friend, Whatever
Chris welcomes you back to another episode with a quick hello and a sharp mind. Inspired by the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion he plays with the terminology of friends and friendships and what those words really mean when things get messy. Along the way he goes on a brief unfiltered…
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Flip It Around, Whatever (Part 2, RHOSLC Season 6 Recap)
Amy from Twitter returns to Girl, Whatever to help Chris wrap up Season 6 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. From jaw-dropping BravoCon insider stories to behind-the-scenes tea you won’t hear anywhere else, this episode is packed with fainting, tears, drama, and nonstop laughs. We’re...
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Flip It Around, Whatever (Part 1)
2026: no resolutions, no bucket list, no ins or outs, just vibes and determination. In this weeks episode Chris rings in the new year by ‘flipping it around’ and changing his mind or opinion on certain people or topics. There may be one or more cultural issues that will be questioned. Listeners...
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2 Girls, Whatever
On the final episode of the year on Girl, Whatever, Chris is joined by two of his closest friends, Amy (from Twitter) and the very famous and dearly beloved iconspice, jatz crackers, Vanessa. Together, they reflect on the year behind them, the choices that shaped them, what truly matters (and…
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2025, Whatever
Join Chris as he celebrates the holidays and shares his advice regarding new year resolutions, change that never happens and not to forget his thoughts on the gay community.
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Technical Difficulties, Whatever
Join Chris, after winning the war but losing several battles against technology, his former employer and bravo tv dot com. Listeners discretion advised.
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Rage, Whatever
In this weeks episode of Girl Whatever, Chris talks about how he deals with rage, emotional breaking points, and how to gracefully burn friendship to the ground when someone pushes you too far.
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Accountability, Whatever
Girl Whatever is BACK. Chris gives you a 'previously on my tragic chungus gay life'-recap about what the hell is going on and what you can expect. Good to be back.
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RHOBH Recap - Season 14 Episode 8
Join Vanessa Iconic (@iconspice on X) as she recaps the latest episodes of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 14. Vanessa will give you all the behind the scenes tea and rumors surrounding Kyle Richards, Dorit Kemsley, Sutton Stracke and many more. Follow Vanessa: Twitter Follow Girl...
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RHOBH Recap - Season 14 Episodes 6 & 7
Join Vanessa Iconic (@iconspice on X) as she recaps the latest episodes of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 14. Vanessa will give you all the behind the scenes tea and rumors surrounding Kyle Richards, Dorit Kemsley, Sutton Stracke and many more. Follow Vanessa: Twitter Follow Girl...
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RHOBH Recap - Season 14 - Episodes 3 - 5
Join Vanessa Iconic (@iconspice on X) as she recaps the latest episodes of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 14. Vanessa will give you all the behind the scenes tea and rumors surrounding Kyle Richards, Dorit Kemsley, Sutton Stracke and many more. Follow Vanessa: Twitter Follow Girl...
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Episode 10 - The First Annual GW Awards
Blake and Chris wrap up the year 2024 with the first annual Girl Whatever Awards and share their thoughts on the most recent Real Housewives episodes + discuss the most recent Housewives tea such as Karen Huger's bodycam footage. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/girlwhatever
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RHOBH Recap - Season 14 - Episode 2
Join Vanessa Iconic (@iconspice on X) as she dives into Season 14 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills . Vanessa will recap this season of RHOBH and give you all the behind the scenes tea and rumors surrounding Kyle Richards, Dorit Kemsley and many more. Follow Vanessa: Twitter Follow Girl...
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Episode 9 - If You're A Sister Like Me (with Ricky Cornish)
Blake is joined by viral sensation and media correspondent Ricky Cornish (@rickycornish) for an expansive interview delving into topics like how they met, what it's like to interview celebrities on the red carpet, the importance of queer representation in media, what we can learn from Real...
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RHOBH Recap - Season 14 Episode 1
Join Vanessa Iconic (@iconspice on X) as she dives into the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 14 premiere. Vanessa will recap this season of RHOBH and give you all the behind the scenes tea and rumors surrounding Kyle Richards, Dorit Kemsley and many more. Follow Vanessa: Twitter Follow…
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Episode 8 - Martha Stewart Is Misunderstood
Blake and Chris dive into Netflix's new documentary centered around the Business Maven Martha Stewart. Tangents include Teddi Mellencamp's divorce, Kelly Dodd's latest beef and getting reported on Twitter. Follow us: linktr.ee/girlwhatever
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Episode 7 - Ghoul Whatever
Blake and Chris are reunited to bring you this weeks most discussed headlines: Vanderpump Rules cancelled, Real Housewives of New York City 'recap' and more. In this episode they each share their spookiest stories and conspiracies and uncover one of Lisa Barlow's darkest secrets. Follow us:...
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Episode 6 - The Past, Present and Future of Reality TV with Joe Gunn
Chris is joined by the iconic meme creator and reality tv connoisseur Joe Gunn. They discuss past reality tv shows, present iconic moments and take a guess where the future of it all is headed. They also discuss recentReal Housewives of Salt Lake City, New York City and Potomac episodes. Follow…
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Episode 5 - Kyle Richards & Morgan Wade Updates (feat. Vanessa)
Join Blake and special guest Vanessa (@iconspice) as they discuss recent updates regarding Kyle Richards and Morgan Wade's relationship. Follow us: linktr.ee/girlwhatver Follow Vanessa: x.com/iconspice
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Join Blake and Chris on their podcast: Girl Whatever - where they’ll take you on a journey into literally whatever their three brain cells can focus on. Nothing is off limits: A Real Housewife’s recent DUI? Check. Gay Twitter discourse? Unfortunately yes. Daily grievances stemming from the burdens of existence? Hell yeah. The most pressing political questions facing our generation? Well um actually no. If you’re looking for another way to avoid being alone with your thoughts, then Girl Whatever is the PERFECT solution to your avoidant attachment style! New episodes every other Thursday!
HOSTED BY
Blake and Chris
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Join Blake and Chris on their podcast: Girl Whatever - where they’ll take you on a journey into literally whatever their three brain cells can focus on. Nothing is off limits: A Real Housewife’s recent DUI? Check. Gay Twitter discourse? Unfortunately yes. Daily grievances stemming from the burdens...
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