Girls, Beer, Sports

In this episode we discuss getting our ears pierced, yacht house and attending a Lexington FC women's match.  Picking a fan to call the first series of a CFB game and horse racing's triple crown may look very different next year.  Would you wear a shirt for 30 days without washing it?  Fast food couture, chicken Oreos, Chick-Fil-A's new menu items and more!

In this episode we have big adventure on an 80 year old airplane.  College football is right around the corner and you can now get a degree in influencer.  Any job can be turned into a competition Soda body wash, a Crumbl cookie we might try, how many toppings it too many toppings on a pizza and more!

In this episode, everyone should have a personal jingle, the World Cup is finally over and we have opinions on everything from the matches to the ridiculous halftime show.  Would you use a human refrigerator to cool off?  Free margs, dill pickle cookies, physical media libraries, a new kind of gum and more!

In this episode, public pools, the World Cup is almost over, why some meats are illegal in the US and Jimothy brings us all together.  Finding a picture of yourself in an Air BnB, a hot dog bag for your smirnoff, summer shandle, a ranch flavored product that shouldn't exist and more!

In this episode, getting a new phone kind of sucks, Sara finishes a tube of toothpaste and we talk a lot of World Cup.  A "hairy" pastry enters the chat, pringles hot dog buns, uncrustables burger, liberty bud, world cup grass and more!

In this episode, some wedding happened somewhere over the weekend, 'Merica 250 and the World Cup.  Lots of World Cup talk in this one.  How to disappear for ten days, just lose your phone apparently.  Tupperware, chocolate mcgriddle, a brand new way to shoot off fireworks, tubs of sauce and more!

In this episode, washing machines and toothpaste.  The World Cup rolls on and there is plenty to talk about that doesn't relate to the matches.  The NCAA actually does something right for a change.  Oysters on ice cream, subway hotdogs, fived dollar ice cubes, watching a movie in the water, choose your own adventure tv show and more!

In this episode, we talk toothpaste, the world cup and how the New York Knicks got their name.  A toilet that comes to you, flip phones are back, mountain dew donuts, ranch packets, your Spotify playlist can live beyond the grave and more!

In this episode we remember when guitar hero was a thing.  The World Cup is in full swing are the posts about icon American places real or staged?  When you have an addiction to shopping but don't want to spend any actual money, yeah there's a website for that.  Coor's Light Tallerboy, bread made from a mummy, get paid to work from a bar, kind of and more! 

In this episode, what movie could we sit through for 24hrs for $1 million dollars? UK does something nice for their fans, the World Cup is here, a horse won the Belmont and would you sell your NBA Finals tickets for big cash money.  News of the Weird, a fourth of July flyover, ninja warrior at the Olympics, people love nothing night at the ball park, a steak sauce beef stick and more! 

In this episode we talk movies and why low budget horror is leading everything.  A documentary on bowling that is worth watching and the enhanced games were a thing that happened. Rat underwear may not be the fashion trend of the future, 250 sausages, drinkable pizza, a bag for your chicken and more!

In this episode when did movie popcorn buckets become a thing, Hooters wants to be family friendly and what sort of spaghetti policy do MLB teams have.  Dr. Pepper has a new micro drama, a new kind of hot dog, three new flavors of baked beans, a build it yourself pinball machine and more!

In this episode, everything old is new again including Pizza Hut.  The Preakness was a thing and a horse won.  NFL teams get creative with their schedule releases, and a minor league team does a nothing night promotion.  A restaurant charges a reversal fee, a soccer ball you can put beer cans in, the only good thing Papa Johns' offers is now in stores, using a spoon to put your phone on DNB and more!

In this episode, don't sell me a hefe and tell me it's a bock, goat races are a thing and graduations have changed from our day.  Derby recap, the NCAA goes ahead and ruins March madness and we question why anyone would want to go back to high school.  Get paid to watch the World Cup, a new tot shape has entered the chat, using a twizzler as a straw and more!

We recorded this episode on Derby Day so there is a lot of horse talk, including where does all the horse poop from Churchill Downs end up.  UK just keeps making it harder and harder to support them.  Would we eat a translucent chicken wing?  A new genre of mystery film is here, purple cheese on a burger, popcorn bucket innovation, a $600 personal animatronic and more!

In this episode, the new UK football coach runs a 5K, someone brings a lamb to a brewery and keep trivia old school.  The NFL Draft happened, Mr. 57 and the protein pop tart finally gets eaten.  Smarch madness has a winner.  Everything is listening so what's one more device?  Pickle flavored lip balm, a horror movie based on a children's game we can get behind, music to cook your pasta by, how much cheese is too much cheese on a pizza and more!

In this episode we fall down a lot of rabbit holes.  Including, toilets in other countries, kidney transplants and the Bermuda Triangle.  A 61 year old man wants to play college football, a cruise that lasts 15 years, mini pickle buckets, pickle PBR, A 4/20 hot box, soft serve in a shoe and more!

In this episode, a whole store dedicated to the claw machine, returning from the moon, the NCAA bball tourney comes to an end and how many platforms will you need to watch all the NFL games this season. Our Smarch madness bracket rolls on and someone built a submarine for a bird.  A pope hat giveaway, more MLB food creations, and a bunch of other stuff!

In this episode, a giant chocolate rabbit, driving by the moon and we don't get fooled again.  NCAA tournament comes to an end, left over MLB eats and the Smarch madness bracket rolls on.  Office chair racing should be the next Olympic sport, hot dog stuffed pizza, pickle juice jacket, wiener wallet give away and more!

In this episode we wonder what exactly someone would do with 12 tons of stolen Kit Kats.  The men's basketball tournament rolls on and we bring you all the new eats at MLB ballparks this season.  Smarch madness continues and can a condiment be a musical instrument.  Cancelling school for the NFL draft, the cassette player is back, new pop tarts now with more filling and more!

In this episode school fundraisers are still alive and well and St. Patrick's Day gets ruined.  It's tournament time and of course we have a brand new Smarch bracket to discuss.  You probably shouldn't put live animals in a claw machine.  Sign up to spread the love of ranch around the world, taco bell skin care, an impossible to open sucker, pickle Pepsi and more!

In this episode we learn all about the origins of the Ides of March and is the Big Arch really worth the hype.  The Para Olympics were pretty awesome, and technology is cool, but basketball should only be played on a hardwood floor.  How long would it take to count to 1 million?  A $30 tub of ranch, the protein craze is getting out of hand, edible sauce packets and more!

In this episode, we run down how to be an adult, including trying to use spreadsheets.  The CEO burger wars came and went.  The University of Kentucky is not good at sports right now and it doesn't seem to be getting better.  Cheating in camel beauty pageants, Reese's peanut butter toothpaste is here, a new job at Wendy's, everyone needs to wear headphones on flights, eating out of a helmet makes food better and more!

In this episode, we lament the fact that we are beholden to our internet overlords.  We bring you the story of the Kentucky meat shower, AI recruiting videos and why it might not be a good idea to eat 30 raw eggs a day.  A dog becomes a garbage man, melt your jewelry at an ATM, ranch milkshakes, ice cream can be a dipping sauce and more!

In this episode we talk a lot about the just ended Winter Olympics and what exactly is a wooden medal.  A boneless wing is a wing and would it be wise for a storied NFL team to move.  Pigs really do fly, have minor league baseball night themes finally jumped the shark, buckets of Dunkin coffee may be coming to a location near you, Dr. Pepper infused sausages, one of the best concession souvenirs we've ever seen and more!

In this episode it's time to go to the car wash, and what happens in the recovery room stays in the recovery room kind of.  We have a fix for the Superb Owl halftime show and all kinds of cheating going on at the Olympics.  Iguana on pizza could be a thing, a hidden Mickey Mantle baseball card, is a White Castle vending machine a good idea, Tic Tacs that probably won't freshen your breath and more!

In this episode it's week two encased in ice and it's time again for the Superb Owl and the Winter Olympics.  We have plenty to talk about with both.  Especially trying to enhance a part of your body for better aerodynamics in ski jumping.   Would you lock yourself in a room for a year in the news of the weird, tobacco lip gloss, a 20-inch hotdog, caviar nuggs for VD and more!

In this episode we made it through icepocolypse, kind of.  What talk about what we are watching to keep us sane now that we live in the arctic.  A guy climbs a really tall building, two sports documentaries you should totally watch and why making sandwiches for your whole family on a plane isn't such a great idea.  Lego shoes, a chili inspired sundae, a keg full of ketchup and more!

In this episode we find out about a weird tradition at a university that involves stealing coats.  The college football has a new national champion, and why this may be the future of the sport.  Don't eat your meals through your nose, 99 pack of beer on the wall, go home engagement ring you're drunk, a t-shirt troll for the ages and more!

in this episode we fall straight down a jigsaw puzzle rabbit hole and discover the governing body for jigsaw puzzle speed competitions.  A high school football team shuts down a retools after not scoring a point all season.  College football is over, which means the return of the News of the Weird!  Little Debbie ice cream sandwiches, a chicken hot dog, a useful souvenir, a new ketchup delivery system and more! 

In this episode, why is it so hard to give away free stuff and what's it like to watch a pizza eating contest in person.  College bowls might not be dead after all and there is one more game to play before we have to go into CFB hibernation until August.  Lego gets an upgrade, kind of, KFC poutine, a cheeseburger in cheese, mute the announcers and more!

In the first episode of 2026, we talk the future of technology, and it seems to be AI and electronic vape dispensers.  The college football playoff was a disaster for some and a success for others.  The bowls have become more absurd, and we are absolutely here for it.  A hash brown/mcflurry mashup, a hotdog and hamburger in one food item, snow beer, Netflix after dark maybe and more!

It's the annual Christmas episode!  Recorded on Christmas night with a couple of extra guests and all the things we could drink.  Any movie is a Christmas movie if you believe it is, bowl games are stepping it up with their trophies, CFP playoff, Legos, throw a football into a casket for money, a uniform from the past makes a comeback and more!

In this episode we ask what the best Christmas cookie is.  You are raising your kid right if they know never to sing a certain song, how much do college teams spend on balloons and where does the CFP go from here.  Entry to a bowl game that literally costs beans, switch your cell phone plan and support your school's NIL, a new but possibly unnecessary Chipotle menu item and more!

In this episode we discuss how to make sure you get a snow day.  The Heisman Trophy ceremony could have been an email.  Is the college football bowl system dead?  Butter up your ice cream, chili pizza, syrup shoes, shut the campus down for the CFP and more! 

In this episode, college football's regular season might be over, but the drama is just getting started.  We talk the CFP brackets, who got in and who got left out, coaching changes and more.  We break down all the easter eggs on Navy's helmets for the Army/Navy game.  White Castle Christmas gifts, a KY high school gets its own license plate, storming the court takes on a different meaning and more!

In this episode, we talk skin care routines and why kid's birthday parties should be banned on Sundays.  The college football regular season comes to a close, including a pathetic showing by UK and one coach burns yet another bridge to the ground.  Green bean ice cream, Skyline flavored beer, a belt for your taco and more!

In this episode, we talk shoes and beer and has the market for both taken a significant down turn.  College football season is winding down, but there are still games to be played including the Pop Tarts bowl, which has upped its game again.  Is giving students free beer at a football game a good idea or nah?  A Jello mold to turn anything into canberry sauce, KFC gravy flight, moist cake swag, a bottle for your leftover gravy and more!

In this episode, tailgating might be over, but college football rolls on.  Our long national nightmare with YouTube TV and Disney finally comes to an end.  We get sidetracked with polar bears, pennies and short form video.  Butter and Mayo combine into one product, become a mayo fanatic and get some fun bowl game perks, a scarf that smells like cough drops and more! 

In this episode we celebrate getting to 500 with a very special OG GBS guest.  College football, YouTube TV and Disney are still fighting, but some of us have found work arounds.  Don't tell your secrets to a Chipotle employee, Dr. Pepper sausages, apple pie mac n cheese, ketchup luggage and lots more!

In this episode, we had to duct tape together college football viewing, but UK finally won an SEC game.   An annoying trend becomes the word of the year.  Universal studios horror nights sounds pretty cool, more coaches get fired, hybrid pineapples, thanksgiving cookies, marvel super hero helmets and more!

In this episode, we talk Halloween music, and we figure out the best way to end an annoying trend.  Try not to burn down the tailgate and was that garbage smell UK football or actual trash?  The college football coaching carousel is spinning out of control, and we are here for it.  Thanksgiving nuggs, pop a tots, fast food vending machine, one person bleachers and more!

In this episode we discuss the lost art of the homecoming game and try to understand why you would run the same goal line play twice.  Some fun tales from the tailgate and a kicker who graduated from youtube university.  Everything has protein now, a new hockey mascot, dress for the fan you want to be, Thanksgiving in a cup and more!

In this episode, Sara learns some new words, what Halloween costumes are in this year and what shape of crab rangoon is the best.  College football, the best rivalry game names, steak nuggets, crutots, hocus pocus milk, a new novelty beer glass and more!

In this episode we try and figure out when fall break became a thing and why dirt malls are so awesome.  Lots of college football talk including why UK sucks right now and if it will ever get any better.  A 58 year old college player gets an NIL deal, McDonald's brings back a beloved game, Doritos tries to jump on the nostalgia train, MLB playoff foods and more!

In this episode, we visit a part of Kentucky we've never been to and watch some high school football.  The differences between a small school gameday experience vs a power five gameday.  Suntan lotion ice cream, hamburger helper for breakfast, two new NFL stadium foods and more!

In this episode we didn't go to a UK game this week, but we did hit up Lexington's best Oktoberfest.  Tulsa unveils a new mascot design, and we have opinions and apparently you are never too old to play college football.  A college football game in England coming in 2026, Cincinnati chicken chili, new m&ms flavors coming next year and more!

In this episode, it's officially Oktoberfest time!  The first all day tailgate of the year, what went on in the stands was more interesting in what was on the field at Commonwealth Stadium #notmykrogerfield.  Getting a deal on a used football helmet, win 85 boxes of mac n cheese, new dum dum sucker flavors, a candy bar no one asked for and more!

In this episode, we talk UK vs. Ole Miss, the game was bad, but the stadium atmosphere may have been worse.  It's never too late to join the band at LSU and would it be worth it to waste a chance at $25,000 just to insult the opposing team.  Week three pick'em, Tater helmets, KFC jellybeans, Snickers sauce and more!

In this episode, we come up with a new way to play fantasy football.  Week one of college football is in the books and we talk everything from tailgating to the games.  Pudge the cat becomes an overnight mascot sensation and week two pick'em is magical.  Another new mountain dew flavor, the pope gets a bobblehead, new stadium foods, a treadmill is required movie viewing and more!