Girls on Porn
by Headgum
A cheeky podcast aimed at helping you find adult content that you can feel good about! Each week, Laura and Rachel - cohosts, erotic enthusiasts, and all around horny gals - traverse the wet and wild of porn. We pick popular search terms, load up on research, and review porn that features that particular proclivity. We’re here to help you find hot, ethical material to upgrade your spank bank, and spice up your “self care” routine.
Episodes
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MFM with Small Hands
FMF here for some MFM! The girls are thrilled to welcome one of their all-time favorite performers, Aaron Thompson aka Small Hands! The girls learn how he got his start serving tacos on p*rn sets, how his tattoos typecast him, and all about his special relationship with Owen Gray. Small Hands…
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Erika Lust
We can still hardly believe it, but the first inspiration and patron saint of this podcast is here!! After reviewing over 30 of her films, Laura and Rachel flew all the way to Barcelona to interview the one and only, Erika Lust! Erika goes deep: talking about how she initially got into adult...
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Female POV
Happy 7 year anniversary!! And a sad goodbye to our time with Headgum :( Laura and Rachel take a moment to look back at their favorite episodes, guests and moments over the last seven years. In today's episode they discuss the IRL intimacy of going guerilla with two emotive videos, changing the...
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Affair
We shouldn't be doing this. Rachel's 2026 resolution was to have an affair, so we're giving it to her early! Affairs come in many forms but the secrecy and charged emotions are a universal sensation felt deep in everyone's underwear area. From the Coldplay concert to the closeted boys on Heated...
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Bondage is Back!
Putting the B in BDSM! Whether you're a bunny or a rigger, you'll learn about Japanese rope art, the comfort of being held, and the different avenues that help folks find their way to being bound. Today's videos get extra credit with elements of edging, public disgrace, bukkake, and even a sybian...
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Remote Control
We put in all the stops for this one! For the first time, one of our hosts puts in a sex toy during the episode! The remote control vibrating butt plug, courtesy of Wild Secrets, is being controlled by a trigger-happy partner in the next room. She tries to contain her composure while the girls…
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Reverse Gangbang
Flipping the script and centering the man for once! Reverse Gangbang is where three or more women take on one man. If you're confused, don't worry: Rachel and Laura get into the nuanced differences between group sex, gangbangs, running a train and bukkake. While the girls prefer a worship…
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Butt Plug
Come with us on an anal adventure! While Laura and especially Rachel have a modern love of these sex toys, they learn about the history of early medical claims that butt plugs helped with nervousness, anemia and...acne? The girls review two videos: elaborate religious indoctrination rituals and…
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Spit Play 2: It's sAliva!
Can there be too much of a good thing? Laura and Rachel are back to talk about a persistently trendy topic in media, porn, and bedrooms across the world. They analyze viscosity, volume, and placement in incredible detail while talking about a tasteful video from Thousand Faces and an aggregate...
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Cock Docking
Play well with others! Have you truly explored all the ways that body parts can fit together? The girls are getting the skinny on skin contact in today's episode! The girls cover all things silly and sensual, from tender touch to circumcision to the simple joy in a little sparring with swords....
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Boat
Ahoy, seaman! This search term is inspired by Rachel’s many misadventures on the high seas. Whether it’s a pontoon on a lake or a yacht on the ocean, there’s something incredibly horny about bending the rules of maritime law - just ask Pam and Tommy! Tune in to hear about the perfect boat video...
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Bear
Happy Pride!! The girls make way for the gorgeous, thick and hairy guys who inhabit the Bear space. They discuss different archetypes, body issues within the gay community, and the desire for tenderness from a large man. Big boy, you are beautiful! Anal Envy Top in Training (Modern Day Sings via...
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Amateur Lesbian with The Jelly Filled Girls
Open your donut holes for some jelly filling! Rachel and Laura are thrilled to welcome Sasha and Alessia to talk about their groundbreaking work as The Jelly Filled Girls. Sasha and Alessia are the first performer couple to ever appear on Girls on Porn and they speak intimately about the...
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Golden Showers
Urine for a good time! Piss play can mean more than just good old fashioned flow: holding your pee or wetting your pants counts as kinky too. Tune in to discover the potential for thrill, intimacy, and power play in a new, taboo, way. Animals use it to attract each other, so why not you? Kinky...
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Body Swap
Who wouldn't want to get Freaky Friday-ed? Swapped bodies have dotted the TV and movie landscape for years, so of course porn had to come in and try it out. The girls surprise themselves with how much they enjoy employing imagination around power dynamics, role play and the thought of going to...
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Valentine's Day
Be Ours! The girls are taking a break from kink to honor St. Valentine. Whether this holiday makes you blue, excited, or indifferent, we can always find some fun any day of the year. Listen in for a surprisingly romantic straight conversion video, the Christian origins of the day, and Rachel's...
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Suction
It started with a penis pump and ended with all kinds of kinky, succulent, suction play. The girls delve into the different engorgement apparatuses for his, hers and their pleasure. Time to rev up the vacuum! Suction Pumping Be sure to rate Girls on Porn 5-Stars on Apple Podcast and Spotify! And...
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Dominatrix
Domme me. The girls get into the history of dominatrixes to learn how birch disciplinarians advanced during the industrial age and how Monique Van Cleef fled to The Hague after her House of Pain was raided. Plus an extra hot video from one of their favorite dommes, Penny Barber. You’ve been a…
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Pup Play
Sit! Stay! Roll over! Good boy. The girls are sniffing out this canine kink that feels more playful than your standard furry fetish. Submissive pups serve their masters in all sorts of ways from nuzzling crotches to wagging their tail plug. Take a listen and maybe you'll find your pack! Pound…
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Crying
Find one more reason to grab the tissues! Rachel loves to see a grown man cry and has been asking to cover this search term for literal years. Whether it's vulnerability, catharsis, joy or shame, feeling a big emotion can lead to a big orgasm. The girls review two videos that show how tenderness...
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Anon with Jonah Wheeler
"I come, anon". (Romeo & Juliet Act 2, Scene 2, Line 157) Shakespeare may have said it first, but this search term has grown in popularity since the dawn of personal video recorders. The girls are thrilled to welcome porn performer and deeply horny hottie Jonah Wheeler to the show! Jonah tore…
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Southern
Open your legs for some southern hospitality! The girls have mixed emotions about the accent, but have a ball looking through the Dirty South's favorite search terms. Whether you like a demure debutante or a backcountry queer, there's plenty to find below the Mason-Dixon line. Roulette Dirty…
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Horror
Looking for things that go bump in the night? Your search is over! There's a thrilling overlap between all things scary and horny. Come spend your spooky season with us while we talk about erotic thrillers, virgin sacrifices, delicious cannibals, and we review a Beetlejuice porn parody. It'll…
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Missionary
The girls are on a mission! This romantic position is found in bedrooms across the world, but rarely in porn. Laura and Rachel investigate if the Bible has anything to do with Missionary, preferred virginity positions and if it's all really as vanilla as it seems. To spice it up, they review a...
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Car Sex
Put it in park! The girls are climbing into the backseat to talk about a popular location for many early and eager sexual encounters. They discuss their horny forays in automobiles, the mechanics of eating out in a passenger seat, and being slut shamed by a Tesla. Whether you’re fooling around in…
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Gooning
Put on a happy face! The term "Gooning" first appeared on Reddit in 2005, and has recently experienced a surge in popularity. For those who are not chronically online, today's episode will teach you about this genre of heightened sensitivity that leads to extreme expressions while avoiding…
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Lactation
Milk money, honey! Lactating isn’t just for babies anymore. Whether it’s the age play, the fluids, or just the mommy thing, this episode’s kink has some interesting taboos to unearth. The girls are talking colostrum, oxytocin and leaky cum. Let down to get down! Maman Be sure to rate Girls on…
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Bisexual Female
We are living in the golden age of bisexual females! Today’s episode takes a walk down Laura’s road to embracing her bisexuality and touches on Rachel’s burgeoning interest in her own queer fluidity. Oh and we talk about porn a little too. Tune in now for a fantastic episode about the fastest...
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Porn Games
Let's play a game! Have you ever seen those games advertised on the porntube home pages? Laura and Rachel grab their joysticks to explore old Apple 2 softcore, Japanese animation origins, and jiggle physics. They also envision their own ideal games: from Lara Croft to free-for-all…
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Wedding
Here cums the bride! Producer Amanda's recent nuptials inspired a spirited conversation about wedding sex, including some highly unconventional ideas. The girls fantasize about everything from cock rings and bathroom quickies to ceremonial play parties. They discuss having sex on the wedding…
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Swingers
Swing your partner round and round! Before we had the modern vocabulary for ethical nonmonogamy, there was swinging. There is a rich history of extramarital relations over the last century stemming from the military (!!) and evolving to key parties, soft swinging, and even Mormons. Plus: tune in…
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Hotel Rooms
Checking in! The girls are swiping their key card for a night of fun in their local hotel room. You can really let go of inhibitions when there are no parents, kids, or roommates around, and you don’t have to worry about cleaning the sheets the next day. Pack your travel-sized toys for a sexy…
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Porn Literacy with Tara Micheala
The sex education you never got in school is here! The girls welcome sex educator Tara Michaela to talk about how porn can do more than just entertain. They navigate how mainstream porn can perpetuate stereotypes, but it can also open up conversations in a complicated landscape. They also tackle...
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Used Underwear
Panty sniffers, your time has come! The girls are pulling up their britches to talk about snail trails, discharge and everything that soaks your briefs throughout the day. Whether you're rocking a crunchy pair or you're a natural bleacher, this search term will stimulate your senses with some...
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Tantra with Diana Oh
It's about the journey, not the destination! The girls are finally chatting about one of the most sacred corners of sex to reach a higher level of bodily understanding. They're joined by artist Diana Oh who is back on the show to talk Tantra. We all know about Sting's relationship to the Tantric...
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Cruising
Cruising for an oozing! Laura and Rachel are scoping out the legendary art of the queer rendezvous. What began out of necessity, and has a sordid history of entrapment, has evolved into a bit of anonymous fun. If you’re in the market, look no further than your local park, gym, rest stop or Uber...
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E-Stim with Erin Pim
Stimulate your senses! The girls welcome kink facilitator, podcaster and performer Erin Pim. They kick things off by talking about her new dungeon in Toronto, before Erin dishes about being a playful dominant - including her use of e-stimulation and other medical devices that can be repurposed…
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Bareback
It's the Bareback Necessities! Laura and Rachel pivot from their interest in horses to this LGBTQI+ definition of riding raw. In this episode they discuss breeding, bum spurting limits and how they test to keep safe out there. If Dune 2 has you thinking about buttholes, you've come to the right...
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Frat
Pledge yourself to Greek life! The girls discuss one of Rachel's favorite search terms. The girls talk all about subverting traditional hetero tropes with gay first time fantasies. They'll explore hazing, the dubious consent of it all, and a horny video that really takes it time. Listen to this...
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Milking Table 2 with Chad Sanders
The girls get back to their roots with longtime fan and superstar writer and podcaster Chad Sanders. After unearthing their personal porn journeys, the team approaches the glory hole table to uncover why men enjoy this sneaky form of submissiveness. They chat about the safety of a milking table,...
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Brat
Calling all Veruca Salts! Brats are an important part of the BDSM world, keeping their doms guessing and generally causing mischief. Since Rachel is our Brat Queen, she talks about the fun of inciting a reaction, wrestling, ignoring, and her journey as a bossy bottom. Let's find some good brat...
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GILF
Take your MILF up a notch! Rachel gets on her soapbox to talk stigma around the sexuality of older folks and the joys of an age gap. Tune in to hear all about hot elders, the wisdom of groovy grannies, and a beautiful video with two sexy grandpas. Loved Him Be sure to rate Girls on Porn 5-Stars…
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Sounding
Do you hear what I hear? Sounding is entering the chat with a lot of taboo and danger. But the girls really get into the who, what, why, and how to further understand this high kink. From a Dittel to a Hank to a Prat to a Van Buren Sound, 10% of men enjoy getting their nerve endings pushed inside...
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Czech
Czech yeah! Prague is the unofficial capital of gay porn, and they are great at churning out the good stuff. Since the days of the Velvet Revolution, the locals have had an open attitude towards sex that has given us access to extra hot models, Czech hunters, and in one of today's videos, an...
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Brunette
Brunettes have more fun! Our two brown-haired hosts are part of the 20% population of the world with the same hair color, and they want a little attention about it! From dark to chestnut, porn is full of tawny beauties who get into free use and fun surprises in this week's videos. Come on down to...
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Real Estate
And we're not talking about Zillow lust... Open your house to prospective buyers and their hot realtors, and jam anything you can into escrow. The girls review two fantastic videos that go from high end luxury to full camp. Talk about a liquid asset! A Hard Sell Be sure to rate Girls on Porn...
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Panties
I see London, I see France, we want to see your underpants! Whether they're cotton or lace, moist or soaked, panties are often the inciting incident in porn and for good reason. You can stuff them, sniff them, or sell your old ones...and whatever you choose, the girls are probably going to find…
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Ghosts
Get supernatural, sluts! The girls haunt this ghoulish topic and discuss how ghost sex leans into dubious consent, celebrity paranormal affairs, and succubi (and incubi!) conspiring to steal your seed. Happy Halloweiner! Possession Be sure to rate Girls on Porn 5-Stars on Apple Podcast and…
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Twins
Double your pleasure, double your fun...? The girls are talking twins and their long history of fetishization. They wrestle with the concept of twincest, the presumption that twins are two halves of the same person, plus the episode even covers the infamous Peters Twins. Try on a pair. Twins Home...
About this show
A cheeky podcast aimed at helping you find adult content that you can feel good about! Each week, Laura and Rachel - cohosts, erotic enthusiasts, and all around horny gals - traverse the wet and wild of porn. We pick popular search terms, load up on research, and review porn that features that particular proclivity. We’re here to help you find hot, ethical material to upgrade your spank bank, and spice up your “self care” routine.
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