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Here's a party loot bag of extra segments from the last few episodes, except instead of ring pops and stickers, it's jokes about periods and pubic hair. Enjoy!

Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage with us through the February 2000 issue of YM! We just slide, glide, slippity-slide in your eardrums (Gross) with our frequent guest Lauren Prussky! We're talking public nudity, sex how-to-ity, and slide down YM's sex poll.

Well, if you got deja vu, you aren't alone! We had to take ANOTHER unexpected break due to a loss in the Girly Mags family and a virulent new strain of COVID. But we're back, baby, and we're gonna hit you one more time with Teen's October 1994 issue. We got your reader write-ins, wedgies, and we dunk on diets. Get your paws on this body-pos episode!

We’re back with a new episode of GRISLY MAGS, covering a ghastly case so bonkers we needed an entire episode to process all of our feelings.

We got our seasonal affective disorder with a little extra pumpkin spice this year, but that won’t stop us from giving you a collection of Too Wild for Podcast segments from our Patreon!

Come party like Paris and Lindsay as we take a trip back to J-14’s February 2006 issue with comedian Olivia Stadler! We give the velvet rope treatment to all the celebrity break-ups, our worst make-outs, nightmare hook-ups and bra-bursting embarrassing moments! This Month in Herstory - February 2006 Embarrassing Moments - Super-Soaker Boulder-Holder Worst Celeb Splits of All Time - Paris Stilted, Julia Robber, and Wilmer Dramarama Quiz - What’s Your Ideal Date?

We steamed our clams through the middle of a heatwave to give you all the hot goss from Twist May 2004 with guest Josh Lindley from Bartender Atlas and a special surprise guest busts through the door and into your ears. Sweat with us to the oldies that never die-ies like Nipplegate, Justin Timberfake and Brit’s baby daddy… Kerver Ferderrlern. This month in Herstory - May 2005 Embarrassing Moments - Zipper solo Unsolved Celebrity Mysteries - Nip-nops, paps pop, Kidz bop Quiz - Are You Ready For Summer Love? This month in Herstory - May 2005 Embarrassing Moments - Zipper solo Celebrity Scandals - Nip-nops, paps pop, Kidz bop Quiz - Are You Ready For Summer Love?

We got a super-sized episode after some super-sized cocktails and we're surprised we survived covering May 1995. Bartender Marta Es returns on her way to the East Coast and we deliver the tampon terror, phys-ed physical, Pauly-to-the-wally action that you've come to expect when the Girly Gang gets loose. This Month in Herstory - May 1995 Say Anything - Phys-dead, hands red Ask Anything - My boyfriend had sex and all I got was this lousy STI Why Are Guys So Gross - "He smells", she yells by the Pauly Shore Quiz - Do You Try 2 Hard 2 B Popular?

We’re still hungover from our upcoming cocktail-centric episode, so in the meantime, here’s some extra segments from the previous two episodes. Please keep away from the elderly and young children because these segments may present a choking hazard. Traumarauma: Locker room drama and an unlucky bathroom bachelor Episode 67: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 2002 (Guest Lauren Prussky) Cosmo Confessions - Erotic exclamations Wackiest Jobs in the World Is it too sexy if I sexy spoon my sexy sibling? Follow us on Patreon  for more bonus segments, full magazine scans, early episode access, and we might even call you for a quiz! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

EPISODE 67: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 2002 It’s getting hot in hurr...cuz we’re back with LADY MAGS. Covering a steamy, sizzling issue of Cosmopolitan June 2002. This episode’s a kitchen sink of embarrassing sexcapades, hidden treasures, clams, MURDER and Girly Mags’ usual dose of weirdness. Oh, and a special someone is back for another wild trip with us through the magazine universe. Hang on to your thongs, people. IN THIS EPISODE: This Month in History - June 2002 Cosmo Confessions: Condom Conundrum Grisly Mags Presents: Murder of a Cosmo Editor Quiz: How Wild is Your Imagination?

Time for some action from the days of tight t-shirts, peasant tops, boot-cut pants and the indie rock renaissance. It’s J-14 August 2004 and Girly Mags is coming at you with some band break-ups, LiLo, and Eminem’s stitches, along with your regular dose of horrifying teen moments and clarifying quizzes.

The hits keep coming with 2021: 2020 Part Two with more reverb. Covid is still keeping us apart, plus we suffered a very close personal loss in the Girly Mags family (Thank you to everyone in the Girly Mags community who reached out). As a result, we weren’t recording for a while, but we could never stay away for long and a new episode is in the works. In the meantime, we got another Patreon episode for your aural pleasure.

Strap on those blades and whiz back to May 1994 with this issue of ‘Teen Magazine. This episode has it all: bikini bullshit, teen dances, mortifying moments, female condoms, nostalgic tunes and, as usual, LAUGHS. Lots of ‘em.

Sorry, we’re late to the party, but we have delivered a massive batch of audio jungle juice! This week we’re all about Seventeen’s February 2001 issue, but also Girly Mags is back with another edition of Grisly Mags, covering the Ashton Kutcher adjacent Hollywood Ripper murders. Trigger warning: if you’re not into true crime, you can skip from about 12:27-46:45 and just get your regular dose of Girly Mags teen traumas and dramas!

COVID knocked us down, but we got up again… barely. It’s a new episode of Girly Mags taking you back to November 1997 with YM, and we got all your classic hits: Sharting, cat piss, zitty make-outs, and some of the biggest jams of the late ‘90s.

Well, the second wave of COVID has been kicking our asses over here and we haven’t been able to get together to record a new episode in a while. So, here’s another episode made up of Patreon segments to bide you over while we get it together to “Hop on a Zoom call” and record a new episode! As always, subscribe to our Patreon for magazine archives, early episode access, and extra segments. Stay alert, stay safe. Episode 60: Cosmopolitan June 1994: History of the Cosmo and Love Addiction (Feat. Marta S) Episode 61: YM January 1996: One Night Stand First-Aid Episode 62: Twist March 1999: Calling Jackie, Would You Rather?, Simple Rules for Dating my Teenage Podcast, Annoying Guys (Feat. Lauren Prussky) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

While we’re on a bit of a new wave COVID break, here’s a mixtape of never-before-heard Patreon segments. Sign up to our Patreon for access to our magazine archives, merch, early episode release, and bonus segments like these where we get extra stupid. Episode 54 - Seventeen July 1995: Creep (Feat. Amanda O’Connell) Episode 55 - Seventeen April 2000: Judgemental Girlfriends Q’n’A (Feat. Lauren Servideo) Episode 56 - YM February 1998: Fresh Prince (William) (Feat. Krystan Saint Cat) Episode 58 - Teen People August 1998: Celebrity Scandals See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

YOOOO, GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN? We've got a brand new ep fresh outta the oven and it's got some JUICY tidbits like wet dreams, cybersex nightmares, rump readings and all things 1999! Joining us for this episode is someone you may have missed around the Girly Mags table... so come along for the reunion! IN THIS EPISODE: This Month in History - March 1999 No Way! Totally Embarrassing Moments: Mr Cream Jeans Hooking Up Online: Cybersex in the '90s Friend 2 Friend: AOL IRL Quiz - Which Dawson's Creek Character Are You? JOIN OUR PATREON FOR BONUS PODCAST CONTENT, ARCHIVES, MERCH AND MORE! PLEASE GIVE US A ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ RATING ON iTUNES/APPLE PODCASTS AND LEAVE US A REVIEW IF YOU’VE GOT THE TIME! XOXO! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back for a very special episode of Grisly Mags. We’re bringing you an investigation into a how a pair of teenagers were inspired to commit a brutal murder by the insidious satanic heavy metal of… Silverchair?? Then we bring you the tragic tale of a doctor’s shrapnel casualty, forbidden pornhub category love, and set Marilyn Mansplain up to take a serial killer rap. IN THIS EPISODE: This Month in History - January 1996 Say Anything - Hot doctor visit goes wrong Love 911 - Hot stepsister wants him bad Quiz - What serial killer are you? JOIN OUR PATREON FOR BONUS CONTENT, ARCHIVES, AND MORE! PLEASE GIVE US A ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ RATING ON iTUNES/APPLE PODCASTS AND LEAVE US A REVIEW IF YOU’VE GOT THE TIME! MAKE IT AWESOME AND WE MIGHT READ IT ON THE SHOW! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s the return of Lady Mags! We’ve got our hands on a rather steamy issue of Cosmo and joining us for this salacious journey is Marta S (@martamakesdrinks) who gets us drunk on the infamous Sex and the City cocktail of the same name as we discuss hilarious sexual mishaps, the precarious state of the service industry, weird fetishes, and find out who’s a ball buster and let our freak flags fly! IN THIS EPISODE This Month in History - June 1994 When Sex Goes Hilariously Wrong Irma Kurtz’ Agony Column At Your Service Quiz: Are You A Ball Buster? JOIN OUR PATREON FOR BONUS CONTENT, ARCHIVES, FREE MERCH AND MORE! PLEASE GIVE US A ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ RATING ON iTUNES/APPLE PODCASTS AND LEAVE US A REVIEW IF YOU’VE GOT THE TIME! WE LOVE Y’ALL SO MUCH! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bust out your pointy-toed kitten heels and Coolpix cameras cuz we’re going back to the worst year for fashion - January, 2006 with this PG13-cum-rated R issue of J14. This episode we discuss the most fuckable Disney characters, totes embarrassing moments, play a little Truth or Dare and find out if we are BoY crAzY! Joining us on this journey is Nicky Paris (@nickyparisbitch), an LA-based comedian and co-host of Daddy Issues, and who was recently featured on Audible’s 2020 Pride Special! IN THIS EPISODE This Month in History - January 2006 Yikes! Total Embarrassing Moments: Jane Says Tales of Truth or Dare Quiz: Are You Completely Boy Crazy? JOIN OUR PATREON FOR BONUS CONTENT, ARCHIVES, FREE MERCH AND MORE! patreon.com/girlymags INSTAGRAM - girly.mags TWITTER - girly_mags See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The summer of 1998 - numetal was raging on the charts, Bill Clinton was lying through his teeth and MTV debuted their Wanna Be a VJ series. Jesse Camp (@therealjessecamp), a lovable goofball from Connecticut with wild hair, was chosen by viewers and became the first ever winner, and he’s joining Girly Mags for this blast-from-the-past episode! Come along for this balls-to-the-wall, totally rockin’ nostalgia trip through his time at MTV, strange celebrity encounters, 1998 trivia and more! Follow us on Instagram - girly.mags Twitter - girly_mags Join our Patreon for exclusive content, bonus podcast segments, your chance to take a quiz and our archives! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Put on your raggedy JNCOs and pop in your September 1999 mixtape. Returning is Bartender Atlas’ Josh Lindley, who joins us for a spooky true-crime This Month in History mystery, discusses supremo summer snafus and tries out some lamewad pickup lines courtesy of this issue of Twist magazine. Head back to the time of sneaking into R-rated movies with a PG-13 movie ticket and the time you cried to Sandstorm because a dude with frosted tips dumped you at a school dance. IN THIS EPISODE This Month in History: September 1999 No Way! Totally Embarrassing Moments Under Pressure/Sexual Harassment at School Bad Pickup Lines Quiz: Are You a Diva? Follow us on Instagram - girly.mags Twitter - Girly_Mags JOIN OUR PATREON FOR ARCHIVES, EXTRA PODCAST SEGMENTS, MERCH AND MORE! XOXO! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We’re drawing back the curtain  on the February 1998 issue of YM magazine, featuring meme queen and illustrator/artist Krystan Saint Cat (@krystansaintcat). This episode is a mixtape of mall horror stories, love tarot, wet dreams and sussing out our sweetie-snagging styles à la quiz. Join Girly Mags on another stroll down memory lane where, somehow, shitting your pants comes up yet again. IN THIS EPISODE This Month in History - February 1998 Say Anything: All the Mall Things Ask Anything: Nocturnal Emissions Love Tarot: Is Clippy The One For You? Quiz: Crushing Clues: What’s Your Sweetie-Snagging Style? JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT! INSTAGRAM - GIRLY.MAGS TWITTER - GIRLY_MAGS See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

“I wanna be more famous than the Internet.” - Jessica Simpson Welcome to the first quarantine episode of Girly Mags on WhoHaha! We’re rewinding the tape all the way back to the April 2000 of Seventeen magazine, and we’ve funny gal Lauren Servideo joining us for laughs along the way. Go back to a better time of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, some faux pas embarrassing moments, weirdly accurate predictions for 2020 from the Y2K-era and the awful years that were being a teen! IN THIS EPISODE This Month in History, April 2000 Traumarama: Lost in Translation 2020 Predictions Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica Quiz: Which Buffy Character Are You? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're throwing back... all the way back to the time of Windows '95 with the July 1995 issue of Seventeen featuring Aerosmith-video babe and Clueless star, Alicia Silverstone. Joining us for this journey is Amanda Connell, host of You Don't Know What It's Like podcast. Come chase waterfalls with us as we chat summer job traumas, when to dump a shitty boyfriend and find out if we're snobs! JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT! INSTAGRAM - GIRLY.MAGS TWITTER - GIRLY_MAGS See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

One of our illustrious hosts had to take a trip down to the world's biggest little city, so we couldn't record this week. But Girly Mags won't let you down! We have a clip episode made up of unheard segments from some of your favourite episodes! Get ready for some funeral mishaps, Gavin Rossdale's sensuous mouth, mysterious hairs, occult powers, and all the embarassing moments and body freak-outs that you expect from Girly Mags. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Grab your emergency banana liqueur, set your AIM account to permanently away and head down to the bunker with us ‘cause you’re coming with Girly Mags back to Y2K through the January 2000 issue of Teen Magazine. Joining us on this apocalyptic journey is Falen Johnson - co-host of CBC’s Secret Life of Canada. Get ready for year one of the Willenium. Fight your ex, hide your chickens.   IN THIS ISSUE This Month in History - January 2000 Why Me? Humiliation Hot Sheet - Saxophones, Feels on Wheels and Titty Tech Ex Encounters: Fight, Flight or Shite? East Meets West - DON'T WEAR A FUCKIN' HEADDRESS  Quiz: Is He Moving Too Fast?   JOIN OUR PATREON + CHECK OUT OUR PLAYLISTS ON SPOTIFY! INSTAGRAM - GIRLY.MAGS TWITTER - GIRLY_MAGS See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

NEW YEAR, SAME US! After a lil break, the Girly Mags gang is BACK... all the way back to the October 1997 issue of YM. This episode features funny gal @jensakato and is packed with supremo Say Anything moments, including MIA tampons and the trauma of hearing the parentals bang! Join us as we take a dump on diet culture and flex our mental muscles with the Are You a Bimbo? quiz! INSTAGRAM - GIRLY.MAGS TWITTER/PATREON - GIRLYMAGS CHECK OUT OUR PLAYLISTS ON SPOTIFY! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The airports are running again, but we have to take off our shoes as we fly back to November 2001 with our special guest Briana Templeton of sketch comedy duo The Templeton Philharmonic (@templetonphil) and co-host of None of Our Business podcast. We make sure the seatbelt sign is off before heading right for the toilet to check out what strange things our bodies are doing now. Come along for a turbulent ride!  IN THIS ISSUE This Month in History – November 2001 Traumarama! – Splish Splash Body & Soul – Hemorrhoids: The Final Frontier Welcome to Hell – Christians Make Haunted Houses More Terrifying But Way Less Fun Quiz – Check Yo Superskills! Are You Kicking Demon Butt or Reading Men’s Minds? JOIN OUR PATREON + CHECK OUT OUR PLAYLISTS ON SPOTIFY! INSTAGRAM - GIRLY.MAGS TWITTER - GIRLY_MAGS See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This bittersweet episode marks the end of an era. Lauren Prussky, AKA editor extraordinaire and Girly Mags loudmouth is on to greener pastures. But don’t fret - this episode is full of bangers, sing-a-longs, tears and tons of laughs, with a few freaky surprises along the way. We’re heading back to the time of holey jeans, 1-900 numbers and catty celebrity feuds of the ‘90s. Jump in the Girly Mags whip for another ride around the nostalgia block - this episode is one for the books! IN THIS ISSUE This Month in History - November 1994 Agony - Hotline Bling + Old Wrinkly Balls Hollywood Babble On - Celebrity Deathmatch The Surprising Things Men Find Sexy When Straight Women Marry Gay Men Quiz: Are You Ready for Romance? JOIN OUR PATREON + CHECK OUT OUR PLAYLISTS ON SPOTIFY! INSTAGRAM - GIRLY.MAGS TWITTER - GIRLY_MAGS See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

BOO, BITCHES! Girly Mags is back with a spooktacular Halloween episode featuring witchcraft, love sins and the greatest horror of all - being a teen in 1999! We’re joined by a gruesome guest, comedian and all-around cool chick, Caitlin Langelier, whose special talent lies in her ability to name all the gals in Mambo No. 5! Come along for another weird, wild ride into the depths of hell… if you dare! IN THIS ISSUE This Month in History: October 1999 Say Anything: Braceface Ask Anything: Crushin’ On The Boss When To Give Up Your Crush Love Sins: Peepin’ Tom A Truly Crafty Teen: Sabrina The Teenage Bitch Quiz: Do You Have Boys On The Mind? JOIN OUR PATREON + CHECK OUT OUR PLAYLISTS ON SPOTIFY! INSTAGRAM - GIRLY.MAGS TWITTER - GIRLY_MAGS See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Greetings from Camp Girly Mags! Meet your newest camp counselor, Amanda Connell, host of You Don’t Know What It’s Like podcast as we cover our FIRST EVER CosmoGirl! We debunk virginity myths + bisexuality, find out if we’re ToTaLLy BoY CrAzY, along with special surprises and our patented blend of social commentary and jokes about periods and pegging. IN THIS ISSUE This Month in History - June/July 2000 Embarrassing Moments - Jesus Camp Sex & Your Body - Like a Virgin What Do I Do Now? Lez Be Honest Quiz: Are You Totally Boy Crazy? JOIN OUR PATREON! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s the year 2000 and you’re rolling passenger-side in the Girly Mags ride. We are joined by BlogTO and Only in Toronto’s Dani Stover as we cover the May 2000 issue of YM with the holy trinity crazysexycool cover girls: TLC. We drink bubs and rate scrubs. Hop in. Bonus content available on our Patreon! Also, check out our sweet complementary playlists for each episode on Spotify! IN THIS ISSUE This Month in History: May 2000 Say Anything: Waterfalls Totally TLC Grade the Guys Truth or Consequences Quiz: What a Girl Wants See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Grab your backpack, low-rise jeans, Von Dutch trucker hat, and your new Pumas because it’s BACK 2 SCHOOL, bitches! This month was all about the Bennifer, which we don’t even discuss in this episode because there’s more to life than just poorly-dressed celebs and Gigli! We have better things in store for you, like some Girly Mags truth or dare, where we PLAY MUSIC BY SLAPPING OUR BUTTS. It’s another great ep, but we ain’t going anywhere until you pop your collar. Perf, let’s go. IN THIS ISSUE: This Month in History: August 2003 Dramarama: Back 2 Skewl Shockers Good Advice: Book Report Looking for the Perfect Guy? It’s A Real Fam Jam, Bro Oral Report: Put It In Your Mouth Quiz: The Toxic Friends Test AKA Is Your Friend A Backstabbing Trash Compactor? JOIN OUR PATREON FOR BONUS SEGMENTS + MORE! AVAILABLE HERE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 44 - Twist November/December 1999 Say, say two thousand, zero, zero, party over! Oops, out of time, so tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999! Girly Mags is back with another episode straight out of the Y2K doomsday vault⁠. Bunker down for the sex education you never got in middle school and don’t shit your G-strings when things get seriously phreaky with the Ouija board. Download all our eps and start canning your preserves now: this one’s ready for judgement day. IN THIS ISSUE: This Month in History: November/December 1999 You’ve Got Mail: Fan Jam No Way! Most Embarrassing Moments Ever: Donkey Thong Country Spooky Stories: Dear Johnny Body Hotline: Douche, There It Is Quiz: Is He Boyfriend Material? BONUS PATREON SEGMENTS + MORE AVAILABLE HERE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

WE BACK, BABY!!!!! After a much needed summer break, the Girly Mags crew has returned with an exxxplosive episode for your listening pleasure. We chat mooning, the age of consent, make fun of slimeballs and reminisce about the days of owning a Con-Air phone. Summer ain’t over yet, so turn the volume up and don’t sweat the small stuff. IN THIS ISSUE This Month in History: September 1997 Say Anything: Turning the Other Cheek Love Crisis: Lolita Applebaum, you gotta put me on Jerk Alert: Cutting up Lame Losers, Girly Mags Style Girlfriends Rule: Why We Love Our Dank AF Girl Buds Quiz: Are You A Dialing Diva? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

EPISODE 42: SEVENTEEN MAY 1998 It’s summer!!! You know what that means: yet another season of delectable dad bods, and the best way to do that is by honoring the Godfather of dad bods himself - Leonardo DiCappuccino. In this episode we’re joined by journalist and OG internet guru, Lauren O’Neil to discuss internet chat blunders, oral fixations, and the thing that’s definitely on everyone’s mind: if all Laurens are psychic. This Month in History: May 1998 Traumarama: Virtual Insanity Sex and Body: Put It In Your Mouth Grande Leo DiCappucino with Dad Bod drizzle, Extra Hottttt Quiz: How Psychic are Laurens? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

EPISODE 41: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 1999 It’s ladies night, oh - what a night. Ya, you heard us - it's ladies night. The crew got our hands on a rather salacious '90s issue of Cosmo, featuring some pretty crazy content - like hard-boiled eggs into unlikely places (hint: not your upper lips), fanfiction celebrity hookups and a Girly Mags member owning up to a serious crime. So slip on your handbags, strap on your…overpriced shoes, and get ready because for this episode, we bring you: LADY MAGS. IN THIS ISSUE: This Month in History: June 1999 Celebrity Hookups: The Morning After The Sex Files: Agony or Eggstacy? Quiz: What’s Your Honesty Policy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

EPISODE 40: YM March 2000 Do you remember what happened in March of Y2K? Nope, us neither, so we dug out an incredible YM MTV issue to help us out. TRIGGER WARNING: Carson Daly’s forehead. We get love advice from MC Bones, aka Tom Green, hear a former MTV VJs supremo humiliating moment, give totally unqualified advice on teen drug use, and relive the old town road that was the millennium! You can rest assured we are the most qualified guides to take you on this time-traveling journey, so saddle up, ponies. Oh, and PS - this episode marks the Girly Mags TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY! What a ride!!! IN THIS ISSUE:  This Month in History: March 2000  Say Anything: #penisgate  Ask Anything: Feel Good Juices (FGJ)  The Real Deal on Drugs  Romance Lessons From Tom Green  Quiz: Do you hide your true self from guys? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

EPISODE 39: SEVENTEEN JULY 1997 Picture it if you will...it was the hot summer of ‘97, and you’re slurpin’ up your Big Gulp living your semi-charmed life, playing foolish games with your friends, watching hotties on the beach and thinking “Can’t nobody hold me down." Your whole life is ahead of you, every day is winding road... This episode we’re joined by special guest, Kaniehtiio Horn, celebrated Mohawk actress and host of the amazing podcast Coffee With My Ma (which you can read about here and listen to here). How did we prep her for the show, you ask? “Things can get a little... raunchy.” IN THIS ISSUE:  This Month in History: July 1997  Celebrity Traumarama: Diapermobile  Sex and Body: Pornomania/Life is The Pits  1997 Readers’ Poll: Girly Mags Goes to the Polls  Quiz: How Addicted to Movies Are You? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Roll on that body glitter and let your thong hang out, all the way back to this February 2005 issue of Teen People. We’re giving you the 411 on forgotten couples, examining the bad gals of Hollywood and discussing the trials and tribulations of unofficial Whole Foods spokesperson Jessica Simpson. Also, James takes on the heroic task of Marilyn Mansplaining the entire plot of The Son of the Mask so that you never, ever have to watch it. You’re welcome. IN THIS ISSUE: 1.  This Month in History: February 2005 2.  Your Life, Busted: Oops! (There It Is) 3.  Hottest Celebrity Couples: Where Are They Now? 4.  Hollywood Bad Girls: Papa-Paparazzi 5.  The Goof-Proof Asking Them Out Guide: Is it Worth It, Let Me Work It 6.  Quiz: How Romantic is He? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This ep is gonna blow you out of the water, people. This week Girly Mags takes a lighthearted look at 2005, long after our futures became dim. Case in point: Paris Hilton was “so hot”, it was splitzville for Brad and Jen, and someone probably knew who Chad Michael Murray was. Sorry, Chad. This ep is full of laughs and some pretty craptastic stories. Definitely don’t eat during this one, y’all. We warned you.----more---- IN THIS ISSUE: 1.  This Month in History: January 2005 2.  Embarrassing Moments: Stick a Fork in ‘er, She’s Done! 3.  “Cool” Comebacks: The Itty Bitty Titty Committee 4.  Celebrity Scandals: First Take Hot Take 5.  Astro Guide: What’s the Tea (Leaves)? 6.  Quiz: Which Goddess Are You? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Cue mood lighting and slow ballads, ‘cause it’s prom season* This week we’re joined by the ultra-talented powerhouse Gillian Goerz, co-founder and producer of Drunk Feminist Films to dish on the year that started it all: 1990. We go head-to-head on our faves for the Seventeen Readers’ Poll, shred the gnar on a listener’s question and, as usual, LOL A LOT. So inflate your Reebok Pumps for this one, listeners, it’s gonna be a wild, weird ride.   IN THIS ISSUE:   1.  This Month in History: March 1990 2.  Ask Dr. Dee: Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover 3.  The F-Word 4.  Who Do You Love? Readers’ Poll 5.  Strap On Your ‘Blades 6.  Quiz: Babe of the Ball See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Drink from the Beverly Hills, 90210 fountain of eternal youth - all the way back to the era of post-grunge, rollerblades and the last days of Brenda Walsh. It was pretty much impossible for us to turn away from this issue. Tiffani-Amber is on the cover and she spells her hyphenated name with a friggin’ ‘I’ - could you GET any more ‘90s teen? In this episode we are joined by our ol’ pal Josh Lindley (remember him? Mr. Katie Holmes from Episode 19? Ya, we knew you would) and we flex our gag reflexes, learn about how to be true to ourselves, crown a new 90210 trivia champ, and, as per usual, laugh a hell of a lot. We promise you will too.IN THIS ISSUE:1.  This Month in History: December 19942.  Why Me? [Double Feature]: Brace Face / Baboobs3.  How 2 Say No 2 UR Friends: BANDRIES 1014.  Ask Jack: Feeling Guilty, Toledo, Ohio5.  Tiffani-Amber Thiessen: Shallow Val6.  Girly Mags Investigation: Mr. Jones and Me7.  Quiz: Jeo-party Hills, 90210 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

As we edge closer to the season of edging - Valentine’s Day - we invite you to join Girly Mags in this episode as we splash around in the waters of yesteryear. Do you remember 2002? It was the last time the Patriots played the Rams at Superbowl XXXIISII (who knows how to read Roman numerals anyway, NERDS!), and Crossroads starring Britney Spears won Best Screenplay at the Oscars. This ep is peppered with a bit of everything for everyone: public shame, stoney baloney, MURDER, Cheaters™, and the people who pronounce clique like “click.” (3/5 Girly Mags hosts agree - that just ain’t right).IN THIS ISSUE:1.  This Month in History: February 20022.  How Embarrassing! [Double Feature]: Readers’ Mail / Coitus Interruptus3.  Q&A Love: The Stoner Lunar Calendar4.  Life Like the Movies: My Dad’s a Murderer 5.  That’s Scandalous: Tricky Hickey6.  Twist Investigation: What Clique Are You In? 7.  Quiz: What’s Your Romance Style? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wowwwwwwww, well, we’re finally back after a lil break with a fresh magazine re-up.  Get ready, because this episode has some dank pop culture nugs to pack in your ear pipes. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the trip!Let’s be kind and rewind to December 1993 where we dish out the hard truth about being a gift-giving cheapskate, deliver a very juicy segment on cults, and shit-talk the turd buckets who think it’s okay to call women sluts. HOW MANY MORE YEARS ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE THIS CONVO, PEOPLE?PLUS lots more surprises + many laughs. 10/10 - would bang.This Month in History: December 1993 Say Anything: Walter the Farting Dog(Who Cares) What Guys Think: Sexy vs Slutty Thanks?: How to Deal With Loser Boyfriend GiftsCult Classic: I Was Sucked Into A CultQuiz: Are You in a Cult? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

2004 was a much simpler time… NASA was sending rovers to Mars because we needed another planet to fuck up, the Lord of the Rings continued to slay at the Academy Awards, and Mark Zuckerberg was launching his career in his dorm room. Speaking of which, did you know that according to the Wu Tang Name Generator, L’il Zuckie’s 36-Chamber moniker is Quiet Destroyer? Very telling. In this episode we get down with Detroit hometown hero Slim Shady, talking with the parentals about the dirty deed and flat earth truthers. Join the Girly Mags crew this episode as we pull a JT-and-Janet-Superbowl rabbit out of our hats and expose the nipple of the past. Lube up, it’s going to be a bumpy ride. This Month in History: February 2004 Embarrassing Dating Moments: Got MILF? The Birds and the Bees: Fully Awkward The Olsen Twins: Illuminati Hotties Dating Q&A: Love Yo’ Delf Eminem: Snap Into A Slim Shady! Quiz: What’s Your Dating Theme Song? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s JUDGEMENT DAY. Are your parents on your case for exercising your free will? Do your friends judge you ‘cause you’re a homie hopper? What life decisions are affected by the opinions of your peers? Do you hide things about yourself to others? OR DO YOU NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK?! In April 2002, giving a shit about what people think was all the rage. Join us in this episode as we tackle rumours, haters, homewreckers, five-finger discount shoppers, and why everyone needs to stop hiding shit under their mattresses already. AND we FINALLY take care of the pesky ‘who’s who?’ problem of Marilyn Mansplain vs. Yung Manischewitz. This Month in History: April 2002 How Embarrassing: Dildo Baggins Q&A: Is There Something On My Face? Your Real Life: My Mom Is Gay That’s Scandalous: High School Homewrecking Shoplifting: What Would Winona Do? Rumours: Second Hand News Quiz: Do You Have a Bad Rep? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

According to Prince and some computer nerds, we all had three months left to live. Fortunately, we didn’t all die, but in case you were partying too hard to remember, we’re helping you relive September 1999!We’ve got some burning sensations. Are they from that guy we picked up while he was fishing pennies out of the fountain at the mall OR from all the ‘99 celebs and trends in the Hot List?! Listen up and hear why Girly Mags won Best Podcast in Now Magazine’s 2018 Reader’s Choice Awards!P.S. Thanks SO much to all of our network, listeners, followers and those who voted for us. We love ya! Sending congrats to fellow nominee podcasts Canadaland, Missing and Murdered: Finding Cleo, Nobody Cares, The Secret Life of Canada, and more.1.  This Month in History: September 1999 2.  Say Anything: Condom Conundrums3.  Ask Anything: Nocturnal Admissions4.  Generation Pick Up Chicks: Globetrotting Gigolos5.  The Hot List: What’s Hot/Who's Not, the ‘99 Edition6.  Quiz: Are You a Blabbermouth? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.