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Glad You're Here
by Alex Clark
The Glad You're Here Podcast is dedicated to the ridiculous stories we all have from growing up. Host Alex Clark invites a new guest every Thursday to share their most memorable tales as dumb kids — and even dumber teens.
Episodes
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[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Why We Got No Sleep | Podcast 381
This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. Listen as Pam and Alex tell you about their trip to Chico CA, their son's birthday party, a bunch of shows Alex did. Pam will be in the discord now.
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The Stabbing, The Kidnapping, & Kid Who Cooked A Banana | Felix Kiner Glad You're Here Ep.380
When Felix Kiner grew up in a Soviet Union, he was kidnapped by a horse-drawn wagon, tried to cook his city-rationed banana on the stove, and was stabbed by a school yard bully. Somehow he survived, only to get interrogated by Soviet authorities over a scathing review of his teacher. Follow Felix...
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Living Below Charlie Sheen, Detention on 9/11, & the hippie who raised me | Julia Jasunas | Glad You're Here Ep.379
When Julia Jasunas was a kid she lived next door to Hollywood bad-boy Charlie Sheen, she dressed her dad in halloween costumes when he went to the liquor store, andcalled her middle school boyfriend "dickhead" to his face without him figuring it out for over a year. Somehow she survived, only to...
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[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Alex's Beef With Toy Story 5 | Podcast 381
This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. Listen as Pam and Alex tell you about how they spent Father's Day, why they've missed a few podcasts postings and a show they took their kids to see! Pam will be in the discord now.
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[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Top Three Stuffed Foods | Podcast 378
This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. We're so sorry we owe you some extra podcasts Patreon board members! But guess what?! This podcast is extra long on purpose to make up for only having one bonus podcast this month! Listen as Pam and Alex list their top...
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The D.C. Sniper of Pee-Pee & The Sign Stealing Bandit | Glad You're Here Ep. 377
When Julian Stern was a kid his neighbor was the D.C. Sniper, he took a direct hit from a friend's backyard bow-and-arrow jackass stunt, and he plotted a county-wide heist to steal track hurdles from every rival school. Somehow he survived, only to be arrested for public urination on St.…
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Suspended For Dropping My Pants, Fist Fought My Pastor, And My Parents Were Brother & Sister | Dante Chang Ep. 376
When Dante Chang was a kid, his friend tricked him into getting arrested, he was suspended for pulling his pants down in the cafeteria, and he tried to fist fight his church pastor. Somehow he survived, only to find out as a teenager that his parents were biologically brother and sister. Follow...
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The Cartel Murder, A Sewage Party, And Getting Pantsed On The Monkey Bars, | Whitney Rayner Ep. 375
When Whitney Rayner was a kid, her cousin was mysteriously pushed off a mountain by the cartel, she was randomly pantsed by a stranger on the monkey bars, and she accidentally hosted a party that smelled so bad her mom thought they had a sewage problem. Somehow she survived, only to realize that...
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Leah Orleans Explosively Embarrassing Childhood | Ep. 374
When Leah Orleans was a kid, her parents were magicians, her dad caught her dealing "sandwiches", and her high school was haunted by student ghosts. Somehow she survived, only to become one of the most in demand contortionists in the country with her act Tiny Girl Big Show... Follow Leah on…
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[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Top Three Wii Games | Podcast 373
Listen as Pam and Alex each give their top three wii games and of course their runner ups. For the board members - Pam will be in the discord right now.
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[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Life Update What We Can't Find! | Podcast 372
Listen to Alex and Pam's latest life update and what important item Alex lost that we can NOT find. What new thing is happening in Pam's life and about some of Alex's recent gigs and travels For the board members - Pam will be in the discord right now.
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The School Mascot, The Bullies He Roasted, and The Baby Who Crushed his Hand (Guest Josh Florhaug) Ep. 371
When Josh Florhaug was a kid, he broke his entire hand the day his sister was born, he smack-talked his way out of a beatdown by 20 kids as the school's only male cheerleader, and accidentally opened for his great uncle Louie Anderson before either of them knew they were related. Somehow he...
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The Traumatizing Weatherman & My Dollar Tree Crimes ( Guest Matt Kinney ) | Ep. 370
When Matt Kinney was a kid, his first memory was 9/11, he was traumatized by his traveling weatherman father, and he use to shoplift toy guns from the Dollar Tree. Somehow he survived, and he’s got a lot to say about it. Follow Matt on insta: @mattkinneyy More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the...
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The Steven Spielberg Office Break-In, Middle School Boys Find A Brothel , Wonderbra Car Crash (Guest Ric Diez) | Ep. 369
When Ric Diez was a kid, he snuck into Steven Spielberg’s private office , crafted a crayon-drawn map to track down the neighborhood brothel , and crushed his front teeth into dust during a brutal bike crash. Somehow he survived, only to get into a car accident after being completely distracted…
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[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Life Update Pt. 2 - Ruining Alex's Cousin Spring Break | Podcast 369
This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. We wanted you to hear our Mother’s Day episode first, so part two of our life update had to wait—but now it’s finally here. Tune in as Pam and Alex share all about Alex’s cousin’s spring break trip to LA: what went wrong,...
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[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Top Three Animated Moms | Podcast 368
This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. It's a special Sunday Patreon exclusive podcast! We know we left you on a cliffhanger but this one is for Mother's Day so it came out today! Listen as Pam and Alex give their top three animated Moms and discuss another...
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Calling The Cops On Mom, The Gold Medal Figure Skater, & The Mountain Luge Disaster | Guest Ellen Harold | Glad You're Here Ep. 367
When Ellen Harold was a kid, she was a figure-skating gold medalist , nearly died from third-degree burns after her "Disneyland Dad" forced her into a mountain luge race , and was forced to play basketball after her mom caught her smoking pot. Somehow she survived... only to realize that despite...
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A Malibu Sandwich Con Man, The Beanie Baby Syndicate, & Surviving The Fire Ants (Guest Josh Horton) | Ep. 366
When Josh Horton was a kid, he was a high-stakes "sandwich con-man" that fleeced the rich kids of Malibu, he spent weekends brokering black-market deals for Beanie Babies with ruthless, monocle-wearing grandmas, and he mastered the perfect late-night bribe to keep his parents from enforcing his...
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[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Life Update - Alex's First Sporting Event | Podcast 365
This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. Listen as Pam and Alex give a Iife update. What was Alex's first live sporting event as an adult and what made their kids melt down during it. And how did they finally celebrate Pam's birthday. For the board members - Pam...
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Stabbed By a Bayonet, High Speed Crash, The Grocery Store Heist Of A Lifetime (Guest Brian Smight) | Ep. 364
When Brian Smight was a kid, his neighbor was a notorious serial bank robber, his street was a gauntlet of SWAT team standoffs and Civil War bayonet stabbings, and he once survived a 60 mph car wreck that folded his vehicle like a fortune cookie. Somehow he survived... only to get busted faking a...
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The Meth Lab, Extorting a Charizard, the Kid Magician, & the Pipe Bomb Kid (Guest Jay Light) | Ep. 363
This episode is packed with embarrassing childhood stories. When Jay Light was a kid, he grew up in Colleyville, Texas, where Jose Canseco lived at the end of the block and the neighbors ran a suspected meth lab. He used a secret keystroke logger to hack his parents' computer, tried to be popular...
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[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Peep This - Alex Answers Easter Trivia | Podcast 362
This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. Listen as Pam grills Alex on some Easter Trivia! Warning: May cause serious candy cravings. For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.
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[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Behind The Scenes- Alex's New Side Hustle & A Surprise Guest | Podcast 361
This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. Listen as Pam and Alex update you on your lives including Alex's new side hustle inspired by his daughter's first birthday party, what they did to celebrate Alex's birthday and a surprise special guest! For the board...
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My Jack Black Scandal, High School SWAT Riots, & Terrorizing Hilary Duff (Guest Brooke Ashley) | Ep. 360
When Brooke Ashley was a kid, she grew up as a "Valley Girl" navigating high school in Van Nuys—a place where SWAT teams would descend in full tactical gear to break up riots. Known as the "dragon lady" who protected her group of friends, she spent her days auditioning for commercials and...
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Kids Cut In Half, Students Expelled, A Library Tape Scandal (Guest Tony Sam) | Ep. 359
When Tony Sam was a kid, he grew up in the "armpit of Chicago" near O’Hare Airport—a place where the neighborhood tracks were so dangerous kids would get cut in half by moving trains. Known as the "white kid" in a rough area, he spent his days building forts out of boxes only to watch them get…
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[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Behind The Scenes- One Last Video About My Dad | Podcast 358
In this behind the scenes - Pam and Alex talk about Alex's latest video "One Last Video About My Dad". Listen here to hear fun facts and stories about the process of making the episode. Plus questions from board members like you! For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.
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Childhood Stories: From Snorting Candy to County Jail with Jess Alaniz | Ep. 357
In this episode of Glad You’re Here, we are diving into some hilarious childhood stories and 90s nostalgia with comedian Jess Alaniz. When Jess Alaniz was a kid, she was a championship cheerleader who snuck out of her two-story house, a middle schooler who got detention for a "chili powder"…
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Ben Affleck Used Her Dad’s Masks to Rob a Bank | Ep. 356
When Liz Zagone was a kid, her dad designed the famous nun masks from Ben Affleck’s “The Town”, she spent weekends drinking vodka out of Dasani bottles, and she lost her favorite pet to the most dangerous backyard in the neighborhood (her own). Somehow she survived, but not without having to buy...
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Damon Monday got a black eye on picture day | Ep. 355
When Damon Monday was a kid, he got a black eye on picture day, his mom's van was stolen the day after Christmas ( with all presents inside), and he was a member of an unsanctioned garage fight club. Somehow he survived, but not with becoming a trained synchronized swimmer. More episodes at...
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Life on a Lawless Island, Inbred Deer, & My Nudist Dad | Ben Smith | Ep. 354
In this episode of Glad You’re Here, we are heading to the shores of Block Island for some wild coming-of-age tales and 90s New England nostalgia with comedian Ben Smith. When Ben Smith was a kid, he was the "good student" with a driver’s permit who took the fall for his brother’s $300 car…
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[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | You Have To Do What For Toilet Paper?! | Episode 353
It's here the annual headlines podcast. Pam finds the most ridiculous real headlines and some fake ones, and challenges Alex to figure out which are legit. Please note: we lost some headlines due to technical difficulties. We thought when we recorded this that we didn't lose anything (you'll hear...
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Guns, Girlfriends, and Lollapalooza: How Jason Horton Made It Out Alive | Ep. 352
When Jason Horton was a kid, SWAT raided his high school, he had a gun pulled on him over his girlfriend, and he made money selling stuff he stole from work on eBay. Somehow, he survived long enough to make it to the first Lollapalooza. More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this...
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Bethany's Dad Built Bombs, she loved Orlando Bloom, and her neighbor survived a lawn mower explosion | Ep. 351
When Bethany Michaels was a kid, she loved Orlando Bloom, her neighbor was saved from a lawn mower explosion, and her sister defused a bomb their dad built in the basement. (He’s in jail now) Somehow Bethany survived, sadly, her Orlando Bloom posters did not. More episodes at gladpod.com Watch…
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Ivan was suspended for impersonating the principal & had his pizza stolen at knife point | Ep. 350
When Ivan Salas was a kid he was suspended for impersonating the principal, his music teacher bummed cigarettes off him, and his pizza was stolen at knife point. Somehow Ivan survived it all, only to be sent to the ER for a freak sledding accident. More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video...
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[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive - Pam Faces The Holiday Gauntlet | Glad You're Here Ep. 349
This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. Listen as Alex is joined by his wife Pam to tell a life update. They discuss Pam's childhood, and what happened at Thanksgiving and Christmas. Board Members - Pam will be in the discord now. Thanks for being patient!
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[PREVIEW] Our First Reaction Podcast | Glad You're Here Ep. 348
This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers.
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Why Secret Service Monitored Pippa Spindel & Her Award Winning Poops | Glad You're Here Ep. 347
When Pippa Spindel was a kid she was monitored by secret service, competed in poop competitions, and had camp counselors time her make-out sessions. Somehow she survived and lived to poop another day. More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode:...
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Tyler's Wild Pep Rally Made It On Fox News, He Tripped Acid on Birthright, & His Dad’s $1000 Prank | Ep. 346 | Guest Tyler Strauss
When Tyler Strauss was a kid, his pep rally got so wild it made it on Fox News, and he tripped acid on birthright, and his teacher made sweet love to a cow. Somehow he survived—only to get pranked out of $1000 by his dad. More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode:...
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Jen Evaded Police, Stepped In Poop, & Made Out With Every Boy At Dion's Pizza | Episode 343 | Guest Jen Liv
When Jen Liv was a kid she evaded police in her dad's car, stepped in a strange kid's poop, and made out with every boy at Dion's Pizza. Somehow she survived all that to become a fantastic comedian and actress. More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode:...
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Tom fled a murder scene & his wildly dangerous step-dad | Episode 345 | Guest Tom Johnson
When Tom Johnson was a kid he witnessed a murder while shopping for JNCO Jeans, threw away a big pile of money, and realized his dangerous step dad was way cooler than his biological one.
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[PREVIEW] Podcast 344 - What's Coming Out Of Your Fingers!?!
Happy Thanksgiving! We normally take Thanksgiving off from the podcast but since we missed two podcasts recently... here's one to make up for a missed week! Listen as Pam asks Alex one of those silly questions that don't actually mean anything. But maybe you can use it as small talk at your...
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[PREVIEW] Podcast 341 - The Reasons We've Been Missing
In this life update we tell you what's been going on and why we've missed two podcasts in a row. We tried to make this podcast a little bit longer to make up for it. Thank you all for understanding. For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.
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[PREVIEW] Podcast 340 - Alex's Big Candy Reveal
Alex and Pam do a this or that for Halloween candy! But Pam discovers something huge about Alex's candy choices! Happy (almost) Halloween! For the board members - Surprise! Alex will be in the discord now!
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[PREVIEW] Podcast 339 - Pam's Accident
The life update from last week continues.... Find out what accident Pam got into, where they took the kids and how they met their neighbors. For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.
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[PREVIEW] Podcast 338 - Alex Said Yes To What?!
Listen as Pam and Alex give us a life update including Alex's latest gig at Cranberry Festival, Alex's yes day with his nieces and Pam's trip to the library with the kids. For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.
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[PREVIEW] Podcast 337 - Pam Messed Up
Find out what Pam messed up big time as Alex and Pam answer some freaky (friday) questions! For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now!
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[PREVIEW] Podcast 336 - Marvel This Or That
Find out which Marvel superheros Alex and Pam like in this special edition of "this or that." Pam will be in the discord now!
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[PREVIEW] Podcast 335 - Top Three Sandwiches
Find out Alex and Pam's top three sandwiches from all over the country and even world. And find out why Alex almost got kicked out of Nice France over a sandwich related incident. For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now!
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[PREVIEW] Podcast 334 - Alex Tries To Be Sneaky
Pam and Alex give a life update or these days a health update. Alex talks about his recent road trip to Idaho while Pam gives a review of a family friendly movie she watched with the kiddos. Find out what Alex did to try and pull a fast one over on Pam. For the board members - Pam will be in the...
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[PREVIEW] Podcast 333 - Alex Picks Sauce Over Pam
In this podcast, Alex and Pam answer silly questions from the internet. They also give some new recommendations of some shows and movies they've liked recently. For the board members -Pam will be in the discord now.
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The Glad You're Here Podcast is dedicated to the ridiculous stories we all have from growing up. Host Alex Clark invites a new guest every Thursday to share their most memorable tales as dumb kids — and even dumber teens.
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The Glad You're Here Podcast is dedicated to the ridiculous stories we all have from growing up. Host Alex Clark invites a new guest every Thursday to share their most memorable tales as dumb kids — and even dumber teens.
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